#GRAND FINANCE

[lunakataaahhh-1228]

He’ll come up with something - he always does ☀️

[secretmellowblog]

Modern AU Thenardier would DEFINITELY sell NFTs …. There’s an entire portion of the book where he tries to scam Valjean by violently forcing him to buy a piece of art at a price far more than it’s worth. (He also sends scam letters that are the 19th version of email spam.)

Every NFT bro approaching you on twitter:

“I was telling you, sir, and dear protector,” replied Jondrette placing his elbows on the table and contemplating M. Leblanc with steady and tender eyes, not unlike the eyes of the boa-constrictor, “I was telling you, that I have a picture to sell.”

[vampsigg]

Rishi found dead in a ditch…. :p

[maddie-grove]

I am not a Carrie anti but I would NOT lend her money. I would only give her money that I could afford to lose forever. Like. C’mon.

[duckapus]

Yoshi Does His Taxes

It's Tax Season in the Mushroom Kingdom, which gives Yoshi the perfect opportunity to prove that he really has turned over a new leaf since the Haltmann War. Admittedly he might be a little rusty with the proper procedures after so many years of Serial Tax Evasion, but thankfully he's managed to get some help! Unfortunately said help is Mario, who's notoriously bad at paperwork and understandably still distrustful of him, Meggy, who's still not actually a lawyer (though apparently she is working on it), and Bob. Who is Bob.

To make matters worse, the Grand Council of Tax Evasion catch wind of what's going on, and aren't about to let their most prolific member just up and leave without a fight.

[pegassi-toreador]

Dewbauchee Seven-70

[longlivetv]

Me: has zero dollars and much credit card to pay and much more credit card to pay coming Wednesday

Also me: looking at piercing studios near me because life sucks and if Taylor thinks piercings can help maybe she’s not wrong?

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA La Presse di Oggi sabato, 14 giugno 2025

[sanshofox]

It‘s scary to see how very important european petitions get no visibility whatsoever. We had a basic income petition last year which failed because not enough people knew about it. Now we have a „tax the rich“ one that only lasts until october this year and only has around 250k out of 1 mio. signings.

Most EU people go through their every day life w/o knowing about them. There are no ads, no marketing…nothing. I know that costs money though one might think important petitions that lead to a better and progressive life would be supported by the government or ministries in some way, but nooooo

And why should they? It’s petitions that would help out the poor and middle class, but endanger capitalism and their exploitation, sooo: government and business leads for example.

So here the link for those who are interested:

[trading-attitude]

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[stevengonzalez112]

[echoesofadream]

when i have money and feel stable and safe i am going to give so away so much

[clochanamarch]

my true dream is to take every single television show or movie or game i've ever watched and place the cast in this diner in manhattan. like i just. i just think it's the perfect answer to so many problems. i just want to take the characters that absolutely have no idea what a diner even is, and aisling's going to give them a nametag and a hot meal and start figuring out where to put them. wyll arrived in the corridor and caused the entire diner to shut down for three weeks because he swung out a sword and bisected the entire plumbing system for the restrooms. sanji high-kicked a hole through the kitchen door and shattered the corridor window in his efforts to get back to his own universe. i just want more situations like this, i just need more unexpected characters appearing and having normal reactions to being in a 21st century diner in manhattan.

[pegassi-toreador]

Vapid FMJ

[yourstrulyrani]

husband!simon riley

a/n: AHH my first work so exciting! anyways i have currently been a hopeless romantic so what better way to cope than by making some headcanons about my fav mancunian?

husband!simon riley who ABSOLUTELY adores it when you wear his camo hoodie that has his last name 'RILEY' splayed on the back of it. the way the hoodie falls to your knees because the man is built like a tank and his clothes, especially this hoodie, proves it.

husband!simon riley who not only wears his wedding band, but tattooed your initials on his ring finger. he understands the wedding band is already a symbol but "love, i need something permanent."

husband!simon riley who rarely brings work home. he's completely different on base or on missions. he's a killer, a strategic soldier who completes his missions and does it effortlessly. but when he comes home, he's just your simon. he is your husband, a man deeply in love and devoted to you. he doesn't like to talk about his missions. he doesn't want you to worry. he would much rather whisper sweet words in your ear as his face is nuzzled perfectly between your shoulder and neck.

husband!simon riley who loves touching you. when you're cooking, he wraps his muscular arms from behind around your waist. when you're lounging on the couch, he has his large hand on your thigh, massaging and appreciating the softness. when you're fast asleep, he makes sure to move closer, running his fingers through your hair being careful not to tangle or damage it during the process. he thinks being able to touch you is an honor. it grounds him knowing that you're real.

husband!simon riley who NEVER lets you pay for anything. it's not to make you feel you are incapable of managing the finances. instead, he just wants you to be comfortable enough to not worry about money. all the bills are payed by him, groceries, and even your subscriptions. he makes sure you know his bank information and made you an authorized user on his card. "i have money, sweetheart, so just let me take care of you. you're mine. you deserve it."

husband!simon riley who thinks it's hot when you get mad. he still has yet to know why. but he thinks it's something about the way you have so much temper in your little self you could "start world war 3 if you wanted to, lovie."

husband!simon riley who loves seeing you with kids. his relationship with his parents wasn't the best: an abusive father and a distant mother. he never even wanted kids until you came into his life. he feared becoming like his dad. but with your reassurance and seeing the way your eyes brighten and your giggles get louder every time you're with kids.. he now doesn't mind having some mini rileys around the house. when he develops baby fever, in the deep of the night with you asleep softly against him, he thinks about your belly swollen and your body womanly with the baby you two will love deeply.

(i literally need him so bad now this isn’t funny okay bye let me go watch the australian grand prix)

~ yours truly, rani ♥︎

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PRIMA PAGINA Le Monde di Oggi mercoledì, 16 ottobre 2024