I write smut so I can read smut, but honestly I really just prefer to write silly dialogue???
"Robin. I woke up practically humping your leg," Nancy whined.
"As friends!" Robin insisted. "Which. Okay. When I say that out loud it admittedly doesn't entirely pass muster? But. You were asleep, it wasn't on purpose. You didn't know what you were doing, I wouldn't just assume-"
Nancy opened her eyes and blinked at the darkness. "So you noticed?" She asked.
"Well yeah I mean you were practically humping my leg. It was extremely. Uh. Noticeable."
// hey everyone. sorry i've been gone quite a while, life kind of happened lmao
recently scrolling through the reblogs/various posts, i've realized something.
some of you aren't doing okay.
for that reason, i encourage you ALL to think about your wellbeing for a second. even if you 're doing wonderhoy☆ today, just take a second of your time to do this.
a. are you feeling happy or positive at all?
b. if you aren't, why?
c. am i properly taking time and effort to take care of myself and things that matter to me?
d. is this affecting anyone around me or people i care about? certain things you may be doing can potentially be triggering to friend/family without you realizing it.
e. what if a healthy method i can use to make myself happier/feel better?
i've been in some dark places before, and even though you are people i have never met before, you still matter to me. to your family/friends. seeing you all doing well makes me happy, and i strive to see that every day.
if you do not have the will to do anything, at least, do it for emu. do it for your friends, do it for yourself. if getting out of bed makes you feel like you accomplished something, even if that's all you did today, i'm proud of you.
even if you can't see it now, there are so many people that care about you. including me. my messages are always open to anybody that needs it. you are always enough.
i really hope i can make you guys smile, anytime you need to!
Hiiii I just read your fyodor fic and I love it🎀 and I would like to request fyodor x reader based on "spiracle" by flower face, I think the song fits him perfectly. Maybe you can write it from reader's POV, she's a little obsessed with Fyodor but it's one soded kind of. Also can you make it a little angsty please
And sorry for my bad English it's not my first language
mm sometimes i think my yanderes would take advantage of the fact that I cant do some of the things most people can do with ease like tying their shoes or telling the difference between left and right, or the way i absorb info just to force me into being a baby. Mommy kakyoin would coax me into his lap after heavily drugging me, so I just happily melt into his embrace as he asks me what sound a puppy makes only to be met with a soft whimper of me trying to speak.. or diavolo making me do kindergarten level math in the playpen he keeps in his office for me. -📱
I've been having some trouble with doing tasks most people can do, so it is fun to think about different yanderes making you do baby-level math worksheets, or French vocab sheets and crosswords meant for little kids. Or having those grid papers to write Cantonese and Mandarin, or in your case with mommy Kakyoin, katakana. Why bother teaching you kanji or hiragana? You'll only be confused. And hiragana is more commonly used-- he doesn't need you knowing what common signs and objects actually say. Then you won't feel as lost, should you manage to slip away from his hands for a moment.
Diavolo knows worksheets aren't any fun-- he'd give everything to not have to do them, and still know the people he cares about would be okay. So instead of a little duotang with worksheets for your math, linguistics, or animal noises, Diavolo tries to set up little activities for you to do every day. Little trays with a number of the day, clay in one dish so you can draw the number yourself, roll it on a die, and count it out of marbles. Calling an animal handler to show you the different birds and bugs of the devildom in the throne room (and saving trips to the royal zoo for weeks you've been extra good!).
I love Kanera bc literally, no matter what AU you put them in, they are perfect for each other. They could be the most messed up people in the galaxy, but when they’re together, they can’t help but bring out the best in each other. They are literal soulmates and the best ship in all of Star Wars. In this essay, I will
GOLLY it's been a minute! But alas, I have returned with gifts! Said gifts consist of my Welcome Home self insert, but if she was in @clownsuu 's Mob AU!! Hooray!
This young member of the Neighborhood is, while incredibly meek and anxious, also extremely loyal and willing to do what it takes to protect those she cares about and to do what she's told. Eager to please, this keeps her well on Wally's good side, which benefits her greatly by keeping her out of a coffin for the time being. She originally came from another group that I made up called the Company, which explains the bar code on the base of her neck (as seen in the previous set of drawings) and much of her anxiety and lack of self identity. Though not the greatest at fighting, she can become quite violent when the others are at risk or in danger. So watch out, because she will start swinging! And boy, does she swing hard! Willow is also known for being oblivious to lots of things, while being extremely observant of how others feel. She is quite good at reading a room or how someone feels, and she is always quick to act or react accordingly.
Relationship charts and disguises under the cut!
Here's the relationship charts! Credit again goes to @clownsuu lol
Willow probably gets along best with Poppy, Eddie, Frank, and Howdy. She's terrified of Wally, but is still eager to impress him and (hopfully) build a stronger platonic relationship with him. She's also incredibly intimidated by Barnaby, and while she gets along with Sally and Julie, she finds them a little too experimental with her. She's only really heard of Doc and Robbie, but I feel like she would feel a combination of how she feels towards Howdy and Sally towards Robbie, that being interested, but exhausted and intimidated by his sheer amount of chaotic energy.
Likewise, Poppy, Eddie, and Frank probably like her the most in return. Howdy, as expected, is pretty neutral, but he finds her interesting. Wally doesn't dislike her either, primarily because she is incredibly loyal and obedient to him and the Neighborhood, and he finds her near-constant state of fear fun to observe. Barnaby and Sally find her a tad boring, and Julie, while also thinking Willow should lighten up a bit, is also pretty curious about her. Doc wouldn't pay much attention to her if he knew her any better, and I feel that Robbie would also find her a bit boring, but would be very interested in trying to get her to react to certain things.
Now, on the off occasion that the gang needs to get into disguises, this is what Willow's get-up would be! She's a bit of a "starving artist" of sorts, setting up an easel and canvas wherever she's told to (primarily by Wally), as she sits and observes her surroundings. She can also be used to look out for certain people and their whereabouts, as she can record her observations in her art through a sort of code that she created where certain colors, shapes, and even representational things represent different things. It's also easy for her to communicate with others, as well as have them communicate with her with little to no suspicion, so she's also a sort of "middle man" within the disguised group.
So yeah! There's Mob AU Willow!! Don't be surprised if I make more stuff about this AU, I absolutely LOVE it and it's been spinning in my brain like how a frozen single serving of veggie lasagna spins in the microwave. So! You best get used to this, because there may be more to come! :D