#HE DOES XIE LIAN

[falling-star-cygnus]

i only just recently got into Heaven Official's Blessing, but i don't think anything will ever beat the Windmaster looking at Lang Qiuanqiu hitching a fit about being bet for only half a steamed bun, immediately going "it's more than i would pay >:(" and then hiding his face behind his fan like he hadn't said anything at all

well aside from how tooth-rottingly in love Hualian is ofc

the dialogue in this franchise is top tier "you're going to pay!" "...for what?"

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[hualianschild]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[xielianlover2]

Xie Lian: Oh, fiddlesticks. That really ruffles my feathers

Qi Rong, *near tears*: Please. Please, just say fuck

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

[karlyboyyy]

Key ingredients for a Silly Little Guy!

[wannabe-f-f-friends]

When your emo ass boyfriend makes it rain blood, but he doesn't want you -- his special princess -- getting dirty, so over your head only he makes it rain flower petals while everyone else gets drenched in blood. How romantic.

[bored-knight]

FengQing Week 2024 - Day 1: Crush

MQ might have had a bit of a crush on a certain someone back then 💘

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Initially this was drawn taking place in this omegaverse AU, right before MQ attempts to court Fx. But it can still work fine on its own.

[piosplayhouse]

Wwx is the only mxtx main protagonist who would not be a my little pony fan. But he does own a 20% cooler shirt

[yea-baiyi]

ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king

[lazycranberrydoodles]

you’d think after 800 years he’d learn his lesson about taking afternoon naps. / prev comic / follow for more sleepy xie lian

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[barawrah]

800 year old martial god causes problems on purpose by kidnapping the heir of a great sect . or something

[endless-nightshift]

Heaven officials blessing version of this. They fill me with joy <3

[muzsmoux]

Xie Lian is perfect and none of us deserve him.

This fucking gentleman in the most literal sense of the word announced to a whole bustling main street of ghosts, ghouls, and goblins that he has DICK PROBLEMS as an excuse to why he doesn't want to hook up with the spooky prostitute who's AGGRESSIVELY coming into him, just to save her the embarrassment of being called old and undesirable.

I don't know why he was cancelled by the heavenly realm (and please don't tell me) but I'm sure as hell they got the wrong guy, agab ✌️