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#HES SHO SHWEET
lesbiradshaw · 1 year
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well. they tried to, at least.
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thealogie · 6 days
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Went on twitter for the first times in weeks, and can report that MSheen's last tweet is a National Theatre retweet with the announcement about Good coming to BBC. He and Georgia really work in unison, sho shweet
His love language is really “going crazy for the bestie’s acting” 🥹
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sexysilverstrider · 9 months
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he sho shweet
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twstedbeauty · 3 years
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My heart is soft for Azul right now and I just watched Markiplier's wisdom teeth removal video and it's one of the most wholesome, adorable things I have ever seen.
So please, take these headcanons I made for Azul based on that video.
Azul getting his wisdom teeth removed + being high on anesthesia
First off, he does plenty of research beforehand. The human body is a weird thing and it does things that he still doesn't understand. The way wisdom teeth can grow is one of them.
I don't think he'd want to film it to put on the internet. If anything, he'd film it just to watch back himself for research purposes. He wouldn't want it to be put on the internet (so don't let the twins find it...)
You're the one he trusts to go with him. He'd never say it, but he's nervous for the surgery and you can tell he's nervous. His knee bounces as he sits beside you in the waiting room and he keeps taking hold of your hand to interlace your fingers, squeezing it gently.
After the surgery is done, Azul is very sleepy and out of it. His cheeks are swollen underneath the head wrap and already, you can see tears in his eyes.
"What's wrong, baby?"
"I can't feel my tooooongue.....!"
It takes a few minutes to reassure him that he's okay and that the doctors didn't take his tongue. You might even have to take a picture and show him that it's still in his mouth.
Poor thing is just gonna cry over little things and you're gonna have to console him a lot. They say that anesthesia makes you reveal your true self because you're not fully conscious, so it would just make Azul so vulnerable and emotional.
He thanks the doctors. And the nurses. And you. And the janitor on his way out. He thanks everyone because he is just so grateful.
"D-D-Dhey've jush been sho shweet to me. Dhey've tweated me sho well and I don't feel wike I-I deserve it..." The poor thing is just crying. If he gets the name of one of the nurses wrong, he's gonna cry even more and apologize profusely.
If you ever wanted to know how Azul really felt about you, now is definitely the time. He's crying as he pours his heart out to you, how much he loves you and appreciates you.
"Y-You've....you've made me a better pershon...." He sobs as he takes hold of your hand. His teary eyes and swollen cheeks make him look so pitiful and sweet. "Yer jesh sho good....sho kind....I appreshiate you sho mush...!" His words are muffled by the cotton in his mouth, so it just makes it all the more endearing.
"I-I wuv you sho mush...!"
"I love you too!" You giggle, unable to find this both adorable and hilarious.
"I appreshiate you sho mush...."
"I appreciate you too!" You gently pet his hair and smile at him gently as he sniffles, leaning his face against your hand. "You ready to go back to the dorm? See the twins?" He gasps, his lips forming a comical 'O' shape.
"Dhey're not gownna wecognize me wiffout my teef..."
On the car ride back home, he's quieted down and pretty much sleeps the whole way. Upon arriving back to Octavinelle, Jade is already prepared to help with Azul. Floyd is just there to commentate and laugh at him. (You might have to stop him from filming Azul and putting it on Magicam...)
Azul might start crying again over how much he appreciates the twins. He'll cry because he's so grateful for them being his friends and being there to help him when he needed friends. The twins would be VERY caught off guard, as this is NOT like Azul at all, but I think they would appreciate it in their own ways. (And it will DEFINITELY become good blackmail material for later...)
Would they let him keep his teeth? I'm not sure, but if they did, it's the easiest way to keep Floyd from making Azul cry from teasing him. Just show him the bloody bag of teeth and he'll be fascinated by the gore.
Overall, Azul on anesthesia is just the sweetest, most adorable wholesome cry-baby you'll ever come across and you'll certainly never let him live it down~
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gluttonygirls · 2 years
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Ok but hear me out.
Both May and Mallow have partners, right? May thinks that her constant feeding and mutual gain will make them bigger than Mallow and his partner could every imagine! Only to find out at the next family reunion that Mallow makes both of them look thin as a wisp. And he's the skinny one in his relationship.
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"Oh."
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"Sho, having shweets for every meal shtartsh to show..."
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gingerwritess · 5 years
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If your not too busy, “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” + Loki?
this somehow turned sub!loki at the end without becoming smut wtf i’m so proud, enjoy!
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“This is impossible.”
You can just hear how roughly Loki’s teeth are gritting together. Slipping on your last gold heel, you hobble your way to the bathroom where Loki stands in front of the mirror—exactly where he has been for the past 20 minutes.
“You’re still working on that?” You chide playfully, leaning against the doorway.
He pauses to send you a scowl, nimble hands fumbling at the emerald green tie around his neck.
“I’m quite tempted to strangle myself with this if it won’t start cooperating,” he grumbles, ripping out his last failed attempt at a perfect trinity knot and flinging the cursed tie on the counter.
“Hey now, easy. It’s just a tie,” you soothe, stepping in the bathroom behind him to check your hair once again. Loki scoffs and meets your gaze in the reflection, scouring your figure as he takes in what had been the bane of your existence just minutes before, trying to balance in the heels and keep the expensive dress from wrinkling.
You stick a hairpin between your teeth, arms reaching over your head to try and keep the complicated updo from falling over. The simple yet elegant black gown dips and melds into your body, moving with you as if it were just another skin, and Loki can’t stop the sigh that escapes him as he soaks up the sight of you.
“I suppose you’re making this event worth all the trouble,” he mutters, picking his tie back up and draping it around his neck. “You do look simply…radiant.”
“Aw,” you grin and try to speak around the hairpins in your mouth. “You’re sho shweet.”
Loki quirks an eyebrow and chuckles at the pins sticking out of your mouth as you struggle with your hair. He turns to lean back against the counter in front of you, plucking the pins out from between your teeth and holding them for you, one hand in his pocket and the other holding out the pins in his palm to help you put the finishing touches on your hair.
When you finish, you hop up on your tiptoes and press a kiss to his cheek. “Thanks for the help, snowflake. Now you’ve got to get this figured out.”
He leans into you, groaning when you pull away much too soon and bring up that god-awful tie again. He looks like a little kid not wanting to get dressed, his head lolling back to fix the ceiling with an exasperated frown. “Must I?”
“Yes. It’s just a tie. I know you’ve worn them before, you can do it again.”
“I must admit I’m back to considering the whole ‘strangling’ idea I had.”
“Stop it! Come on, Loki, you’ve thrown Iron Man out a window. If you can do that, you can certainly figure out how to tie a tie.” You grab his shirt and try to pull him away from the counter, but he lets all his weight flop unceremoniously forward into your arms.
Now you’re struggling to hold him up, and he just hangs off your arms limply, letting his head fall against your shoulder.
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming, darling. And unfortunately, still ineffective.” His voice is muffled against your bare shoulder.
You sigh and drop your arms from under his, stepping away, and Loki lets out a yelp as he immediately falls forward at the loss of your support, barely catching himself before face planting on the ground.
“Oh, that was evil. You’ll pay for that one,” he growls, brushing off his shirt and scowling at your laughter.
You just laugh and grab both ends of the problematic tie around his neck, pulling hard and using it to yank him flush against you. His hands immediately go to your waist and he leans forward eagerly, but yours start looping the ends of his tie around each other. Your eyes are trained on the knot, fingers moving deftly to secure it and adjust it to the proper length.
“There. That’s all you had to do.” You rest your hands on his chest with a satisfactory nod at your handiwork.
“I see...thank you.” He leans down and presses a light kiss to the top of your head, but instead of pulling away, his lips move to hover by your ear. “How upset would you be if I told you that was my intention all along? To get you to do it?”
“I—oh. Why am I not surprised? You wasted all that time pretending just so I would tie it for you?”
“Mmm...yes.” Taking advantage of his being pressed against you, he starts trailing his lips up the side of your neck.
This idiot. Of course he can tie a tie. You groan internally and try not to let yourself fall prey to his tantalising touch; you really should get going.
But a much better idea pops into mind. You let him have you for a moment, tilting your head to expose more skin, before wrapping your hand around his freshly tied tie and using it to smash his lips into yours.
He grunts at the sudden force but you know he loved it, and he gets so easily lost in your kiss that he is taken by complete surprise when you suddenly yank the skinny end of the tie and the fabric tightens around his throat, just enough to make him jump away with another yelp.
You flash him a smirk and don’t let go of the tie, turning around to head out the door. Loki stumbles out right behind you, being pulled by the tie around his neck like some kind of silky leash, and you ignore his sputtering protests.
Picking up your bag and pulling him to the door, you turn around and smile at him sweetly, letting go and smoothing his tie down his chest. He’s speechless and completely caught off guard, you can tell, but there’s a dark spark in his eyes that you make a mental note to definitely revisit later.
You pull him down for one last slow, torturous kiss, just barely ghosting your lips over his, murmuring lowly against his lips...
“Next time, tie your own damn tie.”
(thank you everyone who is requesting stuff, I cannot wait to crank all these out for ya!!)
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askdespairnagito · 4 years
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Hey Nagito! It’s that time again! *He’s given a hug.* 🍀
“ah, a hug for me! you’re sho shweet!” he bounces a few times and then jumps forward, wrapping his arms around you, swinging you back and forth. “you’re sho kind! i should bake you a cake! oh, what’sh your favorite deshert?”
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cuteteacakes · 5 years
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The child pup didn't like seeing others calling the one she's met before scary -- also since everyone has feelings. So when she manages to get his attention and bends down, a smile seen as her small hands places a flower crown on his head. "Yay! No more mean words on my friend!"
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{☕️} -“Y... you’re sho shweet to meeeee-!!” Nix will wear this flower crown proudly until it wilts! And even then he will press the flowers to keep forever because this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him!!
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myissablog · 6 years
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"getting patricia ready for tour💕💫 link in my bio for tickets!! love you guys so much!⭐" AWWWW HE SHO SHWEET ♡
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soutasnotebook · 7 years
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Urie and Shirazu where Urie is hella drunk and tells Shirazu that he actually loves the quinx squad and that they are like family to him. Shirazu is touched
“Shira - Shira - Sha-gu-gu,” Urie slurs, grabbing his Quinx friend.
“Urie, have you been drinking?” Shirazu struggles not to fall over. 
“No.” Urie giggles.
Urie doesn’t giggle. Shirazu groans. 
“Let’s get you to bed.” Shirazu half-guides, half-drags Urie into his room. “I’ll leave the trash by your bedside.”
“Sho nice.”
“I’ll get water, too.”
“Wait!” Urie snatches Shirazu’s wrist. “Do you know why I went out sloshing? ’Cause I love you all and I can’t handle it. I…I know I shay I hate you all, but I don’t and is very confushing. Mutshuki is cute and shweet and Shaiko is funny and you are jusht sho generoush and Haish is a good cook.” 
“Urie, we love you too.” Shirazu swallows the lump in his throat and hugs his friend.
Urie promptly vomits on his shirt, but Shirazu doesn’t care. 
The next morning, Urie staggers out of his room. “Huh? What time is it?”
“You’re hungover, so it’s sleepy time for you.” Shirazu has been waiting with aspirin. 
“Huh. Why are you being nice? Do you want something?” Urie sniffs before crawling back into bed.
Shirazu curses silently that he didn’t press record. 
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akumanoken-archive · 5 years
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His eyes sparkled from behind the mask. "Thank you... You're really shweet... If it countsh at all, there are shome people who don't think sho." He tried to stay positive. "And not jusht my mother!" This got a chuckle out of him, and he shook his head. "I'd really like to shee you again shometime. If I can..."
People weren’t really who he needed to listen to, but he could understand why it was the way it was.  He felt sorry for the stranger, but at least he made the other smile, if the eyes behind the mask meant anything.
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Souji smiled and nodded.  “I’d love to see you again... ah!!! But you don’t even know my name!! It’s Souji....”
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lesbiradshaw · 1 year
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I hate seeing ppl write fan fiction about Steve where he’s some weirdo sugar daddy Christian gray type. Like…he grew up poor. He’s still basically poor in the MCU. Here’s who Steve really is: the type of guy who would walk a woman home so she doesn’t have to be alone, the type to let a female friend/or any friend sleep on his bed while he crashes on the couch, the type of man who knows boundaries. The type of man you’d feel safe getting stuck in an elevator with. Thats steve to me.
the cevansarilevinsonification of steve’s fanon characterization and the jackbenjamintjhammondification of bucky’s needs to be studied in a lab because idk where people are getting some of these ideas. anyways. it’s canon he gives maria his jacket at some point during the aou party scene probably because she’s wearing a sleeveless dress and got cold <3 my son the gay gentleman.
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mrmonde-blog1 · 5 years
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                In the final analysis they sit with their back leaning on a post or the chair claiming the very language they seem to speaks denatures their thinking capacity so they should switch to another language in that they haven't achieved their dreams in coming up with machines like Ethiopia or Ghana have done. I mean they are left with stumbling words sw. They still think you are with them and they are re-thinking while if you tell them how these gadgets are made they refute saying they know they know how they are made yet have been defeated a long time. Thought them alone in africah are 1st and should come up with these gadgets 1st than any tribe to be first. And when they smile with you, you feel you got a gun and pull that trigger or it calls 4 a sword to starb coz they want you to be jubilant in their hooliganism or atrocities.                Do not spare them, it was the gay community in the bible, they are hooligans, criminals and bandits. They have gone from bad to worse. Kiki-wuonda nyamse kiki-wuonda, nikech-gimidwaro angeyo kanamiyi, nyisakendo song with americah and the nigeria and kenyan tribes. You already know ther intentions but still playing wise yet what they dont know is that the height of their wisdom is the beginning of your know-how. Big shame guys. Now the white women have taken a shift, they want crazy like men, i mean insane so they can use or milk resources from them. With the wise they claim will know their intent through submission in marriage or will search information hidden through that tactic so they shy away from intellects as it can be evident from international students is overtaking them in their own classes and subjects/topics. A penis sho short but a shex sho show shweet minaj with me just giving mourning, murmuring and some shweet noise- tly it with me dont be cheated. A My girl Dis by maxi priest and richie stephens towards the end thats how you throw your hand to a white woman who could not understand you at that time you needed her but once you have come to know her intents and tricks she comes handy cheating you, dude throw your hands to her and tell her you aint sharp and matchines you pride themselves in you simble know how they are made, know how to make them but you dont make them period and you can go to hell if you like. Click the song below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2DPcE5P768 Morever i know fully what you use to whiten your teeth- hydrogen peroxide- rd to emaus with christ, ecclesiastic four ef, Effective, effectual, effervesence, as bubble it produce on a wound you imbecile, big booty is mfenesi as the forbidden fruit ff which his tree of life grows in the middle of the garden- i mean the tropical lands as ezekiel puts it in his book in chapter 2 & 3 ezekiel call along the equator- good samaritan gs parable, gikuyou, greek sianda. Minaj and knowles i know clearly what is making your face so shoft or i know what you apply in your damn face as much as mariah, trina, cardi, robinson, condoliza, braxton and many other a women please stop the crap. Do not cheat me bro, check your spam if you dont get this text under your inbox or starred. In Britain wanna incruite people into the millitary coz many have left forces due to the fact they have gotten money from 2goinvoice.com using firefox 4 android, in step 5 of 5 of 2goinvoice website interface. In Kisumu kenya you get the software at 2$ at mega plaza cybers by jsut asking and let usa sell their software cheaply so that one software not sold to many after a single download if its expensive and leave Mr monde alone. Isaiah 30:17 A thousand will flee at the threat of one; at the threat of five you will all flee away, till you are left like a flagstaff on a mountaintop, like a banner on a hill." This will be done after everyone has gone to his land due to the very money they have gotten from the invoice and anyway America is bound to have recession after the invoice is dis-enabled. Anyway what am i doing in the US of A.
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The border issue is to bar blacks with a criminal to cross to Mexico to open more bank a/c to get more money and any other one. Also to block the blacks to go further down as Costa Rica and to protect people from countries below mexico even Africa to get to USA via the border. Basically is out of jealousy, anyway what is usa when there is 2goinvoice.com where you withdraw money using firefox and you can buy dat software at amazon.com. Mexicans follow suit, USA was built using this money and you can do likewise.
Donald trump and his likes were moved with jealousy as other taller buildings had came up taking away ny pride, so they could not bring just a building down, it could be seen pure as jealousy so it was to bring the way they did and say its a terorist attack. So they have erected a new stylish building same to Riverside attack in Nairobi, the same fellow who was the best in fixing lift problems and motors as a private duty escape the tragedy but at riverside as i hear he was the target but this time round it fell on him. Click the down-link for more information. Just read between the lines and figure out for your self. This man was a beast when it comes to propelling my discovery in Facebook which is date and the edited Facebook date can be seen, i have never gotten to my Facebook for the past one year. Dude when was your discovery, back off bwana just like in Revelation five- who is able to look/see who has prevailed/muomo which means he lived in hard life to prevail not in riches. He has not got himself in illuominatea so he can look at things which if he gets into illuminati then it makes that chapter null and void coz he will be no able to see unless he is struggled.  
transformers that are hindu made are chinas made, they are liasing.. we have uplifted 70 percent of our populations  out of poverty within 2 decades yet they get money at 2goinvoice.com. They take spermatozoa puth in dough and they bake bread with not to mention saliva or puk.. how do you realize, after u have taken that mandazi it thins your head or make it small on the forehead and if you know that fellow you sea him/her in your mind like the whole day unless you go back and rebuke him as kworol with him.. rd to emau is when you feel free ff again.. they even put women period in tomato sauce ts. AE is made with many people and we have already sold our rights to japan and we enjoy the luxary of our we bought cars like juke, noah etc as well as restaurant food. ango ma talo wa, detol be wapako ewngwa.. Goat parable. Hindu r the ones cutting people with panga in ksm. they park their cars nearby the rd, change into kitten, in the roadside ditches they had already hide the axe or panga as they sea u in their eye when u approach that destination the change to biengs u know not and cut u using those machete hidden then b4 u no it they hide the again and transform to kitten again and go their way unoticed.. ask arsenol and man victaco as am told.
They fall sometimes the plain after monitoring how many people have carried liquid cash in the bags and brief case. They do this in far deep seas they collect the cash floating on their bags on water then cheat the folks they are looking for black box. They use the likes of Raila who transform to rodents or insect to monitor the luggage caring money. And this is done so that the plain company gets new order and the insurer pays to benefit the plain owners and the family of the deceased to benefit. The plain company can stop its operations just like the GM company. My friends if you don't know you better know. They want the money withdrawn from countries next to Syria not pay the military but taken back to the economy so pulling up the forces to the usa so turkey take over coz right-now there economy is huge out of the fact they have known massively to make electronic and mechanical gadgets. They saves their ass or their military budget, they shift some burden to upcoming nations. How do we know a city is built with floatsome and jetsome of fallen plains, like ny or atl if you take a glance at the city skyline in a flash you see like the plain hitting one of the tall buildings just like it hit world trade center few years back. Even ships they sink link Titanic to get the cash. Friends you have never heard that the money in the plain has been returned but the black box returned yet the cash is also in the box as brief case- they take that cash. People should be burred from boarding plains with huge cash lest they fall the plain with small drones that move without proper sound. They track the plain itinerary b4 they fall them.
you take that meat stew or beans soup you pour on that white face of his, hicho michele, yaani rice. unamwaga kwa hicho sura nyeupe chake, e-olo ewiyeno jokanyama then kijiko just plough it out throwing it into your damn mouth.
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lesbiradshaw · 2 years
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While I DO think MCU Steve is SAUR cute, I don’t actually picture Steve in my head as his movie counterpart bc it weirds me out to think of a real persons face for a fictional character. Instead, I picture Steve the way the artist inedible sushi draws him. If anyone doesn’t know it, please google her art. Her Steve is a work of beauty, and whenever I miss him I look at her art of him. In my eyes, Steve is a cross btw a Costco teddy bear and a dandelion. He’s just adorable.
first of all the art is SHO SHWEET im pretty sure i saw a lot of that artist’s work floating around when i first started actually looking at stevebucky fan content (which was like .. 2017/2018? oh god ive been trapped here for years) and you’re right about the teddy bear/dandelion thing because i too find myself seeing pictures of baby ducks and orange cats and lions and deciding they remind me of steve. but also i’m a little bit the opposite of the real-person-face thing when it comes to bucky for some reason— i don’t really have any fancasts for steve i would have rather seen necessarily (although chace crawford getting close sends bc he and s. stan were already a costar duo on gossip girl before tfa and i do not hate the idea of younger blonder sam claflin steve that i’ve seen thrown around) and i think both actors we already have did a good job on the movies BUT i have too much time and imagination so the bucky i picture in my head when i’m writing acts like mcu bucky but looks like a mashup of santiago cabrera (lancelot from merlin bbc), david castañeda (diego from tua), avan jogia (live action leon kennedy), and long haired ben barnes (specifically his set photos from valedictorian because the outfit and hair just screams civil war bucky).
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