#HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT IS LUCIO

[astrxealis]

i forgot that there’s pandemonium/pandaemonium in gbf too ngl

[mikeythebikey]

is this a safe space

[szkicel]

btw guess who got into Arcana for the very first time, in the year of 2024

[renard-dartigue]

Someone help. I've regressed back into my 2012 dnb/darkstep/neurofunk era due to Sleep Token's pre-show music playlist.

And I'm getting more upset learning some of the composers I listened to have quit, disbanded, disappeared, or (the most upsetting) lost in translation deep in some european social media/forum beyond my reach.

[bottomvalerius]

I do think that Damien would often get overlooked strength wise because he’s Valerius’s son and Donna isn’t known for physical beefy-ness (to the general public—Sam personally knows what those fists taste like LMAOO), and it’s easy to forget (ie block out) that he is a rehabilitating former forest creature that hunted and gathered his own food for years and, even further, did do “”combat”” training with Vulgora of all creatures lmao

[crabofthewoods]

im gonna go on a rant about the reversed endings because bsbdksjf theyre amazing

1. i have to start with lucios reversed ending because his route is my favorite djbdjdj. to be completely honest i feel very cool playing this route ok. like wow. mc beat the shit out of the devil. they became the devil. they have almost total control of the mortal realm without even needing to be there.

the throne room(?) shakes when they speak? wonderful. the font of the text changed? unreasonably awesome. they presumably have little goat horns and hooves and shit like devil!nadia?? fucking adorable. i love them they’re perfect

2. i love love love how it’s written. lucio being pissed at the devil for ruining everything??? lucio splitting away from the group?? the mc chasing after them???? lucio explaining that they’re going to fight the devil and mc going with them because bitch if we’re going to die we’re doing it together??!?! holy shit!!!

mc and lucio fighting the devil until they’re both on the brink of collapse, both refusing to give up, and mc pleading with the major arcana for anything to help them win and insisting that they don’t care what happens to them as long as they can win this fight!?!!

and holy SHIT the scene with mc dying is heavenly. lucio’s desperation and panic because oh god you’re dying AGAIN and he has no idea how to fix it and begging mc to come back before i guess making them into the devil?? fucking sign me up i would get wrecked by major arcana any day of the week for that scene istg

the delightfully ominous little monologue mc goes on before they wake up and lucios relief!! the implied angst of asra and nadia and the other major arcana being borderline powerless against mc!!!! hahdjdhhddjjejvvv!!!!!!!! amazing i love it i love it i love it so much

3. im just gonna say it. mc and lucio are both hot in this ending. im not going to elaborate on that either you get it or you don’t

(there is more i love about his reversed ending im just incapable of finding the words for it, but other people definitely have way better takes!! im not here to have a good helpful opinion on this im just rambling about something i really like)

im paranoid about somehow losing everything ive typed so im going to post this and start on the next one bahhsbf

[astralcities]

there will never be anything like being an overwatch fan from 2017-19 again.. such a wealth of content. white lucio. lucio's fuckdome. winston/hanzo date annotation. feminist junkrat. his holiness father stelios. george bush's "they say he could level a skyscraper". the analysis of how magic is real but only in japan. literally any post regarding the lack of lore. on that note, genji's dick having more lore than zenyatta. the way people went fucking crazy when they revealed that old white man morrison liked men

[trrickytickle]

OVERWATCH- tickle headcanons and thoughts!

This was requested by one certain @somethingticklish! His blog is NSFW (like, extremely though) so proceed w caution hehehhahaahhah. ANYWAYS IT'S OVERWATCHING TIME!!! throwback to when I would play with my friends hahahshss.

Anyways, there's so much tickle potential in this franchise bro. YAYYYYY OVERWATCHHHH

Sombra/Olivia Colomar

-Sombra is an absolutely ruthless ler!!! Her personality and penchant for hacking and scheming make this the TRUTH- she's so freaking mean like look at her gyuys.

-As a ler, Sombra utilizes her fast typing fingers... woof, those gloves. THOSE GLOVES MAN OH MY FUCKING GOD. She relishes in her lee's laughter, and will often cackle alongside them. When teasing, she always makes cheeky comments, whether it be snide remarks about "hacking into their system" or remarking things about their reactions and her observations around them. Def cracks her knuckles, wiggles her fingers etc in preparation to tickle others.

-Her favorite lees are the ones that are hard to crack. Tough guys (....REAPER HAHHAHAHGDVHGSVHJVSJ) who show stoicism, people with an impenetrable attitude (rhymes with creeper) and Reaper. I need to stop getting carried away with this lee Reaper agenda.

-As a kid, she wasn't tickled often due to her upbringing. Her addiction to hacking made her a sort of recluse- and her manipulative personality made it hard to approach people. You'd be surprised to find that she's ticklish at all. When tickled, she has a deep, loud laugh, and she will thrash and squirm away from her lee VEHEMENTLY. She absolutely hates being tickled, but is a menace, ranging from a little troll to an absolute actual sadist when tickling others.

Cole Cassidy

-A huge switch. Uses his Southern drawl to tease and taunt his lers, and his experience with sharp-shooting to persicely tickle.

-However, there's only a select few lees he tickles, and one of those is Ashe- their tickle fights are legendary.

-He's an adorable lee, with a hearty but giggly laugh, and many reactions, will verbally protest a lot.

-BEARD TICKLES would be legendary holy shit. When teasing uses those like, southernisms like "puddin'" and like... ler Cassidy man he'd be so much fun!!

Genji Shimada

(shout-out to my real life friend who's an absolute FOOL for the cyborg- you know who you are!)

-After his reconstruction, he's only ticklish in some places- but his cyborg technology allowed for some weaknesses to be exposed.

-During his robotization, Mercy had accidentally tickled him a few times.

-Teases in Japanese as a ler- and as a lee, will express his displeasure and react to tickling in the language.

-Kiriko and Hanzo know where he's most ticklish, and Kiriko tended to take advantage of the fact while they were training. The only person with this knowledge (to a lesser extent) as well is Mercy. She's so ler for him dude.

-Not ticklish in the traditional sense. Only some things tickle him, like repairs (from Mercyyyyy) and tickling on his non-weaponized parts.

-Tickles to flirt with girls and teases them in a mischievous and bantering way. (In his player eraaa)

-His exposed armpit in the Blackwatch skin is giving me thoughts.

D.VA/Hana Song

-She is a bubbly lee. Curls up to avoid attacks, has a giggle-snort laugh and is overall a super cutie, and a typical tickle target.

-However, she is a very stubborn ler. She is super headstrong when it comes to tickling and tries to show no mercy. Teases like "Give up yet?" and uses traditional baby-talk.

-Dae-hyun and her have tickled each other at some point and she has lots of fun as a ler with her childhood friend- and in general, oh my god She loves to be a ler. Like, absolutely.

-Def teases Lucio a lot as a ler oh my god will beatbox while she uses his tummy as a turntable and all that jazz and make references to his music. Also a bratty adorable lee for him (he keeps making corny ahh gaming references in return).

-Kicks her legs around as a lee absolutely. Wears cute socks (like with strawberries and paw prints and the like) which makes this 110 percent more adorbs.

Lúcio Correia dos Santos

-He's so ticklish. When fans ask about it, he answers honestly and exactly. But when he's tickled, he actively tries to suppress his reactions and jump away. Squeals when startled.

-MY LORD TICKLISH ARMPITS

-When tracing around his tattoo, he'll do a high pitched little hihihi omg.

-Very fun ler. Loves to tickle and laughs along with his lee dude. Also a DJ... experienced hands means good tickler (I could say this 283883 more times in the hc sheet but it's so basic at this point)

Mei Ling Zhou

-Giggly as fuck, curls up holy shit. Will admit to accidentally being tickled. Laughter is very much a "hee-hee" lmao.

Mercy/Angela Ziegler

-Mercy has an adorable tickle laugh. It's that happy, light giggle that makes you just wanna keep tickling... it's healing. HAHAHAHHAHAHA

-Ticklish bellybutton. And neck. And armpits. And sides. Everywhere - but these are her worst areas.

-Accidentally tickles people when healing them thoroughly lmao. One of the only people to know where Genji is ticklish - sometimes they like to tickle each other bc I said so.

-Ler in medical situations but barely. Like accidentally grazing a cut and whatnot.

-Lee as fuck otherwise. Thrashes around so much when tickled hard.

Zarya/Aleksandra Zaryanova

-You know my favorite thing ever is a tough muscle girl who can't handle delicate touch. Well, no you don't, I just told you.

-A hearty, loud laugh. And ticklish armpits. They're exposed. And neck. And abs. Very loud laugher, and tough as well. Won't be broken under tickling, unless with those she trusts well.

//image limit :( //

Moira O'Deorain 👾

-First of all, claws. Second of all, attitude. Third of all, claws again. In conclusion, LER.

-Tickles... for SCIENCE. When experimenting on others, tickle torture was not out of the question. Knows her way around different crevices of her body, and is cold and ruthless when exploiting this weakness.

-Tickle interrogation scenarios with her though... ough

-I think if this goes on I can't post it

Kiriko Kamori 🦊

-Like her character, there are two sides to her when it comes to tickling lmao

-As a lee, she's laid back and takes it. As a ler, she's dangerous.

-Uses her Miko gift of powers and teleportation to her advantage in tickle battles with loved ones hehehe. When she was living with Genji, they tickled each other. SO. MUCH. UAUAUAUAUAU

-The castle was perfect for chasing each other around. Kiriko would probably be dissapointed that she can't really tickle him anymore though.

Reaper/Gabriel Reyes 💀

Reaper is so fineeeee I mean what I mean he's so... Anyways.... Whaaaat?

-Reaper's reputation makes him someone you wouldn't exactly want to tickle. The royal you- but that honestly doesn't include me. Tee hee hee. There's my instinct again, telling me that his bad tickle spot is his waist/sides.

-If he isn't kicking his ler in the face, he'll teleport away from them or go all Wraith form and avoid him using these smoke-and-mirrorsy attacks.

-During their time at Talon, Sombra enjoyed sabotaging (his words) their missions by teasing him with the notion that he's ticklish. She's his most frequent 'ler- he doesn't get tickled much, but she relishes in his surprising ticklishness- greatly.

-Doesn't ler- it's above him- unless provoked enough. Super ruthless.

Elizabeth Caledonia "Calamity" Ashe 🔫

-Ashe. Is. A. SWITCH.

-When he hadn't gained sentience, Ashe used to ask BOB to tickle her as a kid and he would comply- or try to. It's hard having clunky, mechanical hands, but he was doting and gave in. She'd laugh but fake it- it was all in good fun.

-Ashe and Cassidy both share an affinity for provoking each other with tickling. Their tickle fights are rough, scrappy and full of banter, and they absolutely love to expose each other and bicker during these occasional moments.

-She has a mean streak when it comes to tickling. Tickles her fellow Overwatch agents sometimes, and revels in it.

-Among the Deadlock Gang, tickle fights between Ashe and Cassidy would rage on- not EVERY DAY frequent, but the weakness was there to exploit.

-BOB will hold down Ashe's victims at her request.

-Very casual in her teasing and tactics but will always point out bad spots. Her skills in tickling aren't really skills. She just goes fast and is good at taunting.

[cloudcountry]

Holy fuck auburn lucio? Of all ppl? Goddamn Lucio? :'D how do you plead

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING. I DONT HAVE TO PLEAD ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE!!!!!! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!!!!!!

[soulless-angel25]

I fucking got Lucio's reversed end. I'm almost finished with it, holy shit

(Some screenshots I took while playing)

((Also, look at Lucio!!!! He's so fucking handsome!!!))

(((Also also, I fucking adore Vlademar- they're character is so fun to me!)))

[snobgoblin]

Oh... My God?? That theory makes so much sense holy fuck?? I always thought Lucio's route was weird for making him switch patrons but this makes it 10x better

x THANK YOU OH MY GOD I WAS SO SCARED EVERYONE WOULD THINK IT WAS FARFETCHED NGL but yeah I thought that was weird too 😭😭😭 fjjsjdjf

[icharchivist]

Belial speaking french scares me, to be honest. I don't know why. On the other hand, I am kind of curious of french Lucifer. Also no idea why

Also I think my native language also has mostly sexual inspired cursed and I think I lately thought about how poor english is for not having curse meaning to get fucked in the ass, tho my native variant is more literally get a dick up your ass, but really, it's basically the same 😌 Do you also feel like english curses are kinda lighter than your native? Like these just don't feel enough serious and curse-like to be really helpful with showing off anger at something

I wonder what would make Lucifer curse? What would make Lucio curse? Idk just felt like sharing

Hope you feel better now! Want some cookies?

French speaking Belial is just Lobelia, that's why it's scary.

Lucifer would be able to use French for good. I don't know how, but he could. he would.

AND HEEYYYYY relatability on the cursing i see.

and god yeah i do find English cursing to be extremely limiting. One thing i personally really like with french in general is the way you can add up curse words to build on one another. a bit like how i could go "holy fucking shit" but, idk, i don't think there's the same degree.

For instance when i'm really, really angry (like i hurt myself, or i dropped something while i'm pissed ect), what comes off without even me to think about it is "putain de bordel de merde de connerie à la con" and, i'll be frank, aside from "putain" i can easily translate to "fuck" and "merde" to "shit", i don't know how to properly convey the rest. (and neither can google translate!)

in English i think most curse words don't really have a punch to it, "fuck" is the only one that gets close to the punch one can expect. for the insults themselves there's goodies in english though, i do think we have more variety in french that ends up making it punchy.

"the language of love" and my frustration is how much i can't just swear as much as i would like to in English because French has so much!

as for what would make the Luci swear, that's a good question. I feel like Lucio would swear more easily. And i mean, the guy was a stage actor. I'm sure he knows the drama that comes with a nicely placed swear word. He just rarely does it. and i feel like he wouldn't like using religion-related swearing because like "Fucking God? Why would i fuck my father. hello." or "holy shit? you think Bahamut bothered with this Shit?" (he'd use some "go to hell" though but with the weight of knowing exactly how it is there. you know that if he wishes you that, he hates you so. so much.) i'd see him use fucking swearwords though. He'd see Sandalphon get offended once and he'd immeditately think it's the funniest thing ever.

(Sandalphon meanwhile swears a lot, in any way possible. He just thinks it's unbecoming of Lucio to use Lucifer's mouth for this.)

meanwhile i could see Lucifer like. Never swear. at all.

Until he slips a cup of coffee and suddenly he just whispers a "fuck.". That he totally learnt from Belial. And he may have whispered it yet all the angels around him suddenly froze to stare at him because WHAT.

This is how i see it at least.

Thank you for the good wishes!! i'm still a bit tired but i'm getting some energy back at least, so i'm feeling better. thank you very much for the concern and i hope you're doing well <333

[litlunacy]

Finished everybody's Upright endings. It was a close call on a couple I think. But moving on to the Reversed endings is torture. Lucio's was actually kinda fun, in a fucked up sort of way. Muriel's just made me cry. I was not prepared. (I was also not prepared for Julian to actually lose his fucking eye, holy shit. At least he had Asra to take care of him, I guess?) But now I'm doing Portia's and I just really don't wanna. I don't wanna hurt this sweet bean at all ever and it's making this route so hard. I am suffering. I want to grab her and Pepi and hide in a blanket fort and never come out again.

[devwhorak]

i dont think we talk about how absolutely batshit the night of the masquerade actually is in the game timeline like. the count who has been dead for a couple YEARS just. shows up.

imagine being at a big party thrown in freddie mercury’s memory and then the REAL FREDDIE MERCURY HIMSELF just comes down the stairs like “miss me?” ??????? i’d be like “sorry but... you died? didnt you?” and he’d look at me like “yes i did darling now what do you think of these furs im wearing?”

[bastart13]

Me, waking up at 4am: ".... Haha that fanart made me think the game updated."

"..."

"Wait, Holy fu--"

[cloudcountry]

okay so like imagine xen or ig me is fucking around with a spell or something and ends up finding out

i faceplant into a pile of snow and am freezing my ass off because holy crap is this the southern steppe?? it’s too cold to just be a magical realm so i use a spell to warm up and just try to figure out where i am before some little gremlin full body rams into me and lo and behold it’s little baby montag (who im just gonna say is around 8 for this)

“oh my gods is that little lucio he’s so cute wait where am i then aaahhh he’s so itty bitty-“

then he like tries to threaten me or something because yk the scourge tribe and all but like let’s be honest he’s probably looking for adult validation that morga wouldn’t give him and i am very willing to dole out praise to him because he’s so cutie patootie

i try to lead him back to the tribe’s territory and morga probably wouldn’t trust me at first but i wouldn’t trust her either cuz she seems too strict and also because ive already grown too overprotective of him

i bet i could raise him better 💪💪 oh he keeps avoiding his chores? give him incentives to do those chores in a timely manner. he almost drowned in a river? teach him to swim???? he can’t fight a bear? DONT MAKE HIM FIGHT A BEAR!!

yeah :3 idc if morga would say im coddling him because maybe he’d grow up to not commit war crimes idk

YOU WOULD LITERALLY BE DOING THE ABSOLUTE MOST BY RAISING A BABY LUCIO CRYINGGGG XEN I WISH YOU THE MOST LUCKK