#HOW TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

[the-kipsabian]

saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

[toshidou]

previously on "toshidou's horny rambles":

𝟏𝟖+ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

your jaw is aching, just barely able to feel simon's fingers as they curl around a fistful of your hair, the other hand pinching either side of your face between his thumb and forefinger to watch how your lips purse around the girth of his cock. lidded, darkened eyes staring down at you as he fucks lazily into your mouth; the slick sound of spit accompanied by the slap of his balls against your chin, wet with your saliva and precum.

and if that wasn't overstimulating in of itself, thick, strong fingers indent into the flesh of your hips, followed by the aching thud of könig's sharp hips jackhammering into the soft flesh of your ass, a cacophony of lewd, debauched sounds that shouldn't make you nearly as wet as they do.

you have little choice but to focus on trying to stay balanced on your hands and knees and take it, every forceful thrust, every notch of ghost's tip against the back of your throat, every delirium inducing drag of könig's cock, so thick it has no choice but to stimulate every nerve ending your poor cunt has to offer.

there is no holding back, no small mercies, you're fucked to within an inch of your life, pushed through so many orgasms you barely remember what year it is, unable to think of anything other than the two men that bookend your trembling body.

by the time their hips both stutter to a stop, once their cum dribbles down in flithy rivulets from your aching holes, plump flesh littered with bite marks, bruises and handprints; you're just lucid enough to make out the two men as they tower above you, twin sets of irises engulfed in black, still hungry, still not satiated.

it's fair to say you may have "voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir"ed a little too close to the sun.

[sergle]

what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.

like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.

[sluckythewizard]

[PUT INTO PLACE, TIED DOWN AND ARRANGED, AND IS NEVER THE SAME, AGAIN.]<-listen to my favorite songs. VAMPIRES ARE WONDERFUL ARENT THEY. THE FLESH IS SO MUCH MORE DURABLE. SO MUCH STRETCHIER THAN HUMANS. THE STRESS DOESNT KILL A VAMPIRE THE SAME WAY IT DOES A HUMAN. YOU CAN TAKE THEM APART THREAD BY THREAD AND LEAVE THEM WIDE AWAKE WITHOUT WORRY OF THE BRAINMATTER SPOILING UNDER VINEGARY AGONY.

[skeletalheartattack]

Subtitles below the keep reading:

Hey you, shut your mouth and look at my paw! DON'T FORGET!! [Incomprehensible sped up gibberish] This... Journey... Money... Loads of coins. [Incomprehensible sped up gibberish] What-about-her? What-about-her? ... What-about-her? 'She still like me? [Quiet but mostly incomprehensible gibberish about subtitles] O P S O P N O-1 1. Here's the spell: Love the mermaid, for sure! The mermaid is HAPPY! Okay! It's pretty normal for a fish, right? Guuuyyyssss, beeeee caaarefuuulll wiiiiith theeee GIIIIIRRRRLSSS!!! [Incomprehensible] Oh! Silly! Oh yes! Lamb chop boy! [Incomprehensible] [Very quietly, while white noise is playing over it] Goood eevening, aand weeelcome too the shoooowww... [In the background] Ohhh, mooney!

[chotachica]

Nah sorry chat she is straight up asking for death threats here LMFAOOO

[s0fter-sin]

i need a fic of soap bringing ghost home to his family for the holidays. his family’s always disapproved of everything; being queer, being in the military, being with ghost and it’s all over not a great time but they’re trying to pretend for the sake of the holiday. they get into it after dinner one night though and for once soap isn’t backing down, not when it’s ghost they’re attacking, when the power suddenly goes out. soap moves just in time for a shot to come through the window and he orders his family to get down

graves and what’s left of shadow company followed them to glasgow; it’s the first time they’ve been away from the 141 and they think it’ll be their best chance to take them out. johnny and simon are left behind as they become soap and ghost and soap’s childhood home becomes a battleground, his hysterical family who still think he can’t be that good of a soldier now civilians that he has to protect and get out in one piece

[perigilpin]

That's me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion

[dreemurr-skelememer]

oh my fuckin god i can't believe i have to say this but like

if you whine about any ship for any reason whatsoever in my blog i Do Not Care please Shut the Hell Up

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

it makes me so sad how debbie grew up being relentlessly bullied by everyone at school and being friendless and lonely, then she got older and made bad decisions to cope with said loneliness however those decisions just led to even more loneliness as her family started to turn on her, then by the end of her story she’s back to being that lonely, abandoned, tormented little girl.

[gagad]

Your top 5 fav dl boys skip kino cuz we know he is 1 and yuri too!!

Girl, why didn't you allow me to express my feelings towards Kino and Yuri ha?🗿 Look, if you see  someone running towards you with a knife, you should know that it is ME, not someone else lol

1 Ayato 🥺🥺

Oh sure, who doesn't love him?  He's kind and funny, You can't imagine how much I love him, Some say he's selfish. Guys, you don't know anything about Ayato. He's the cutest. Look at him. He forgave his mother after everything ,Do you believe that?  And in young blood they left him alone fighting ,ayato was on the brink of death he  always ready to die for his family and yui wow i hope  he was  my friend ilymybitch

2 Yuma

Of course, of course, I love Yuma, he's my favorite Mukami😔, how can I not love him when he's hot as hell, after all I love him because he's always ready to help others and how he took care of lilAzusa😭😫 when they were young, his memories with Shu and Luck was the best thing in DL,I love u ma bigboy.

3 Reiji

Now it's time to talk about daddy 😈, guys Reiji  may seem evil and Mean, but he is definitely the best big brother for me, look at him he takes care of his family while as he said "I can go if I want" but he stays and takes charge of his crazy family how can he handle the triplets  ?  I know that what he did to Shu and Yuma was bad, even worse, but he also has a wonderful side🗿 He reminds me of my sister ilove u daddy 😃😘.

4 Shu

Well, guys, I used to love Shu, but after Youngblood, I don’t know, I felt that my feelings towards him changed (I know, you will say that Reiji did worse and that Kino is the embodiment of evil in DL), but to me that was unexpected. It was more like betrayal. He left Ayato alone. You will say  It's a plan but HELL NAH, its really something different from him ,oh I remember one time he told Yuma that he was the one who burned  his village of course he didn't lol that was the kindest thing he did, , he's kind I think most of the fans love him for that you know like quite and handsome anyway ily my sleeping beauty .

(I know you said boys, but I liked to choose Yui I'm dumb I know it)

Yui

Yui is my babygirl, I hope she was my girlfriend, I'm serious I want to marry her💗💗, Yui is the cutest girl I've ever met in my life 😫 💗 The most amazing, the cutest, pure bitch, the way she treats diaboys when she does that and "gives me her calm reaction"  I really want to eat her 😭😭😫 She's the cutest in all DL She makes all the girls lesbians 😔🔪 Oh my god she always forgives others when they hurt her, but my favorite is when she loses her mind 😈and tries to kill them🔪😔 I reallyfuckin love u my princess.

[kaiserkisser]

today is such a stark contrast to yesterday in how much i fucking hate today (vent/rant in tags bc i forgor to do it on my vent one)

[quietwingsinthesky]

if there was a torchwood/spn crossover, jack would get shot in the head so much. i know he already dies a lot, but he’s going to die so many times during this crossover. keeps getting bullets unloaded into him. they stab him with silver and steel and copper and none of it keeps him down. he’s gonna get squirted with borax and that one’s not gonna kill him but it is going to ruin his coat, which is materially worse for him.

[insanityinabigcloaktrynaacthuman]

lil rant its unimportant just wanna smash my keyboard a little bit yk?

i dont know shit ok? i dont. im fucking stupid and idk why that is. i forget stuff all the time, i miss deadlines all the time, i keep getting yelled at for doing or not doing things

IM FUCKING DUMB OK? it may be common sense to you but to me it isnt. if you dont tell me i will NOT know, i will NOT guess, it will NOT be natural to me.

I CANT FUCKING KNOW IF YOU DONT TELL ME, I CANT READ YOUR FUCKING MIND, I CANT SEE INTO THE FUCKING FUTURE

I CANT

ive realised that im probably just fucking dumb and i guess thatd be ok if the people around me realised it as well

STOP EXPECTING ME TO BE SMART

STOP ASSUMING IM INTELLIGENT

STOP TELLING ME THAT UGH SOMEONE WHO EXCELLED LIKE YOU DID IN SCHOOL SHOULDNT MAKE SUCH SILLY MISTAKES

I DONT KNOW

i dont fucking know anything

its my first time being here and im sorry that im fucking dumb but i cant help it

of course i wish i could just not make the dumb mistakes that are obvious to you

of course i wish i could actually live on my own like im supposed to

of course i wish i didnt have to be explained shit like im five

but i cant help it

i didnt choose that

so stop telling me that im not three and that i should be able to do this on my own, stop telling me that someone smart like me shouldn’t be this socially inept AND START FUCKING HELPING ME

IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP BEING FUCKING DUMB AND MAKE MISTAKES YOU NEED TO HELP ME NOT BEING DUMB AND MAKING MISTAKES

i cannot remember shit unless its interesting to me, basic life stuff isn’t interesting to my brain

i cannot help that

brushing my teeth? i forget like half the time. drinking water? i wont remember to do it unless there is a glass of water in front of me. fucking pissing even? i only piss twice a day.

im fucking dumb, im disgusting, and being so fucking slow and getting on everyone’s nerves because of it probably makes me a piece of shit as well

but i cannot help that.

so either you fucking help me, either you put me down like a sick dog. make your choice, but stop expecting me to act like a normal person.

im not. im broken. i know that. why wont you accept it?

[little-smartass]

"Louis and Lestat are finally gay!" more like tell me you didn't actually read the books without saying you didn't actually read the books lmao

[everlastiingiimmortals]

There was this tag I read on AO3 a while back that said "Jing Yuan loves too equally and it causes problems" and it hasn't left my mind since.

Because he does love too equally.

He loved Dan Feng and Yingxing with all his heart, both of them. Loves them, I should say (depending on the interaction/dynamic), because he hasn't gotten over them.

He cherished Jingliu and her teachings like nothing else, even though they didn't grow close. I think that'll always be a deep regret of his. He misses her. He misses her a lot.

He adored and admired Baiheng and would ask her to be his wings. He sees her shadow in every newly fledged Foxian pilot that graduates from training in the Sky-Faring Commission.

Yanqing is his son, and I don't really need to say much more there. He worries for him. Worries far more than he lets on. He wants to give Yanqing the best life, help Yanqing reach his highest potential, and it's difficult because he's doing it entirely on his own and can't dedicate his entire being to Yanqing's growth. I don't think it's too bold to say that Yanqing entering his life was one of the best things to happen to him since his world fell apart.

He loves Yukong, too, as his friend and equal, for she reminded him so much of his younger self and of Baiheng as well when they first met, and he mourns with her and for her, as her lifespan is coming to an end within a few short decades and they both know it. Her eventual passing will leave a deep hole in his heart.

He loves Bailu the way a parent would; he sees parts of Dan Feng in her energy and chiding tone. She will never know how important she is to him.

And how does one stay in a position they do not enjoy for centuries upon centuries, if they do not love their people and their home with all their heart?

He could very well retire; Fu Xuan is right there and chomping at the bit to take up his mantle, but Jing Yuan stays right where he is as a pillar of the Luofu out of sheer love; the love he has for the Alliance, the love he has for the people, the love he has for his equals, his child, his friends, his mentor, his beloveds. He stays for them, even if it rips him apart. No matter how tired he is, he stays for them, because he can't bear to watch everything he loves, everything that holds his memories, fall apart if he's not there to guide it, legacy be damned.

Jing Yuan loves too equally, and it causes problems.

There's only so much of your heart you can give away until you have nothing left for yourself, after all.