#HPHM Incorrect Quotes

[holyshit-im-hot]

MC: i think our relationship is a bad idea

Jae: without a doubt

MC: then why are you smiling?

Jae: because bad ideas are my favourite kind

[ameliathefatcat]

Skye: Don't you hate when you eat almonds and your throat gets scratchy and you feel like you can't breathe

Orion: Uh, that's not how that.... works. that means you're--

Skye: Oh no i'm not allergic. i've eaten them for 13 years. it just always does this

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

Beatrice: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Ismelda: You're like, fifteen years old.

Beatrice: I might die at thirty!

[pooks]

Cassidy: Merula! :D Merula, triggered: MOVE, SCUM! Cassidy, several feet behind Merula: ...I'm not in your way, though...

[endlessly-cursed]

Semele: You're saying I can't fight because I'm a woman!

Kaari: No, I'm saying you can't fight because you're wearing a wedding dress!

Semele: C'mon, even Aldéric could do it!

Aldéric: Probably not, but I'd make a killer bride

@kathrynalicemc @cursed-herbalist

[elisesapphire]

not the words i would’ve chosen but okay

[gaygryffindorgal]

Ben: I like my coffee like I like my nights: dark, endless, impossible to sleep through.

[jackies-ear69]

An old incorrect quotes thing I made a while ago I thought was funny

[shinyrockalaska]

I'm a terrible actor but I couldn't resist trying..

Based on this post

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: We've got to face it, we've changed. Well, not you Merula, you're still sadistic and self-centred.

[holyshit-im-hot]

Jae: (mumbling) you look pretty

MC: what did you say?

Jae: uh, i said you look shitty! goodnight adara

sorry for the bad quality

[ameliathefatcat]

Tonks: what’s it called when you’re hand bisexual?

Chiara: What the heck are you talking about?

Penny: Tonks you mean ambidextrous

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

Ismelda: Every time I go to a hotel, I take a bite of the soap. Just to mess with people.

Luca: You do realize that by eating soap, you're the one who's losing, right?

Beatrice: You're just jealous that she was brave enough to taste the forbidden white chocolate.

Ismelda: Eugh, white chocolate is disgusting.

Luca: And soap isn't?

[pooks]

Cassidy (MC): (angrily to Charlie) Alright listen you little noob firecracker- Charlie: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! See what I mean, Perce? Volatile. Cassidy: I am so gonna remember this, Charlie! Percy, hiding behind Bill: You should sleep with your pillow on top. Of your head. Tonight. Bill: (snickers)

Bonus: Rowan and Ben takes bets on when Charlie's gonna be hexed or die by Cassidy's fury.

[endlessly-cursed]

Semele: Kaari's so stupid, I can't believe I'm marrying him

Aldéric: You don't have to though

Semele, watching him twerk on a desk: Nah, I'm gonna

@kathrynalicemc @cursed-herbalist

[grabowskibeepboop]

I really need more people to know of and/or create more content for this ship

If you play hogwarts mystery and did the quiddich quests, you should know them very well, Orion Amari and Murphy Mcnully are like the perfect pairing

"I love it when he overanalizes everything I say"

"I love overanalizing everything he says"

"If they took 90% of everything you've ever said out of context, the level of confusion would stay the same"

"Thank you"