Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.
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Just spent some time scrolling through Mizumono posts and was surprised to find no mention of the "grief lobster" anywhere. I'm referring, of course, to the epic Last Supper tablescape, which is—even by ordinary Hannibal Lecter standards—pretty fucking extra.
Motherfucker was so beside himself with grief and angst that he put a goddamn lobster ... inside a fucking cantaloupe.
So, here you go, Tumblr: The inaugural use of the #grieflobster tag on this platform (a tag I did not invent, but it's one of my favorite byproducts of the Hannibal fandom).
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Hannibal Season 4 Predictions:
Frederick Chilton gets hit by a meteor. And Lives.
Abigail Hobbs is revealed to be alive, after Will Graham successfully faked her death at the end of season 2.
Winston the dog swims to Cuba to reunite with Will Graham.
Hannibal has a 2,000 page long Wedding binder. He is still waiting for Will Graham to propose.
Will Graham takes up deep-sea fishing.
Jimmy Price and Brian Zeller celebrate their tenth wedding anniversary.
A wing in the BAU is named in Beverly Katz honor.
Alana Bloom and Margot Verger happily raise their family.
Jack Crawford heads task force dedicated to locating the Murder Husbands. Clarice Starling is his first draft.
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the "diagnosis" Chilton gave Will during his trial was the one closest to the truth ("Will Graham has never been diagnosed. He won't allow anyone to test him. He has carefully constructed a persona to hide his real nature from the world. He wears it so well, even Jack Crawford couldn't see past it. (...) There is not yet a name for whatever Will Graham is.")
unlike Alana Bloom or Jack Crawford, he saw what a manipulator Will was and that in front of them he played a poor, confused, wounded bird ("(...) A particularly-manipulative one at that. Poor, confused, wounded bird for Agent Crawford and Doctors Lecter and Bloom. And for me, well, I get the psychopath's triumvirate: charm, focus and ruthlessness. The charm, of course, being debateable.")
he believed Will that Hannibal may be the Chesapeake Ripper and said Jack Crawford: "Hannibal once served me tongue and made a joke about eating mine. It's hard not to at least consider it.". Jack ignored him. (I think Jack was already planning some large-scale action against Hannibal, but that's a topic for another post)
he called Dr Lecter "Hannibal the Cannibal"
he understood that Will Graham was alive because Hannibal Lecter liked him that way
criticized Jack for letting Will and Hannibal get closer to each other and then leaving Will alone ("You dangle Will Graham and now you cut bait. You are letting Hannibal have him hook, line and sinker.")
when Jack expressed hope that the relationship between Hannibal and Will was one of those friendships that ends after the disemboweling, Chilton told him: "I would argue, with these two, that's tantamount to flirtation. Will is going to lead you right to him." and let's be real, he was right.
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