#hannigram crack

[hootybal-lecter]

gaslight 

gatekeep

goncharov

[carrythatwayt]

They're perfect together and it's a problem.

[mok-a-chino]

From ig: @madsmilkersen

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

Hannibal: I’m going to manipulate, mansplain, manslaughter my way through life! Will Graham: my thoughts. are often not. tasty. Hannibal: whoops malewife it is

[cubikzoa]

Hannibal and Will are so down bad for each other that I’m sure things that annoy the hell out of them would become murder-free most of the time. Relationships are about compromises ✨

Hannibal: “Will. Love is an inadequate word for how deeply I feel about you. You can wear your Target brand khaki shorts and leave dog hair on everything and track river mud everywhere. Nothing will change my heart’s eternal desire and devotion for you.”

Will: “Hannibal, I’d literally give you my roasted heart on a platter. You can live in your Bram Stoker castle and spend thousands on scarves and weird birds for dinner. But I AM MAKING THIS PEOPLE, TOMATO, AND MAYONNAISE SANDWICH SO HELP ME—”

Hannibal: “That’s iT I’M CALLING JACK TO SEND COORDINATES, I’M SURE YOU’D LOVE THE INFERNAL TORTURE OF DAILY PRISON OATMEAL”

[honeygrahambitch]

The first time Hannibal hears Will's laughter after their fall happens on a random day.

Up until then, laughing had not been on their daily schedule. There were the days of silence and then the days of talking. And maybe some days for tears or yelling and threatening. And maybe flirting. But not laughter. Just soft smiles or smirks if anything.

And it's really something dumb that makes Will's laughter echo in their little wooden cabin. And it's enough to make Hannibal's eyes gleam, even though he was the reason Will was laughing.

They were supposed to go hunting. Not for people, for wilde animals, to Hannibal's disappointment.

It was usually Will's job, to hunt or to fish and to bring the food home. Hannibal would cook it. However that day Hannibal offered to help because of a comment Will had made a few days ago, something sort of "you can't even hold a gun anyway".

Now was Will right? Hannibal didn't want to accept that. Will had nothing against it, if he wanted to help, then he could help but he was absolutely sure he would make a clown of himself. That was especially why he did not stop him.

"Here. Your shotgun and your ammo." Will said as he put them on the table then started to work on his own weapon.

Hannibal followed Will's hands quickly charge the shotgun and move some other "stuff" around. It must have really been 30 years since he had last touched something like that. He even wondered if he had ever used a shotgun back in the day.

"Do you need help with that?" Will said as he was done already.

"No." Hannibal said as he tried to do what Will had done.

Will said nothing and nust watched him take the whole shotgun apart for the next 20 minutes.

When Hannibal expected it the least, he heard Will's laughter. Loud and cheerful. Just like he remembered it to be a long time ago. He stared at him and forgot everything about the weapon.

"What?" Will asked as he was trying to hold back.

"Nothing. I haven't heard you laughing in a while."

"That's because I haven't had a chance to see you deal with this." He said and gestured to Hannibal to move away so he can fix what he had ruined. "Now obviously you have never used this in your life so hear me out..."

Will kept talking for the next thirty minutes while Hannibal spaced out completely only to watch him explain and gesticulate.

He smiled.

[oliverkills]

I am not okay.

[kittkatt678]

How Mizumono should have ended:

Hannibal: I have my secrets Will,

Will: Gazing into those maroon eyes, knowing, seeing, becoming

Hannibal: …but loving you was never one of them.

Abigail: Choking, dying, writhing on the kitchen floor because her foster dads are becoming official

[carrythatwayt]

You get it yet, bruh?

[mok-a-chino]

[edgelordesworld]

hannibal looks extra slutty when his hair isn’t slicked back like that’s seriously so manwhore of u

[cubikzoa]

Will Graham in S2 Ep. 8:

Hannibal Lecter’s brain for the next 25 years to life:

[willgrahamsflannel]

will: jack was mean to me today

hannibal: i shall kill him for you

will: NO

[pesky--dust]

the "diagnosis" Chilton gave Will during his trial was the one closest to the truth ("Will Graham has never been diagnosed. He won't allow anyone to test him. He has carefully constructed a persona to hide his real nature from the world. He wears it so well, even Jack Crawford couldn't see past it. (...) There is not yet a name for whatever Will Graham is.")

unlike Alana Bloom or Jack Crawford, he saw what a manipulator Will was and that in front of them he played a poor, confused, wounded bird ("(...) A particularly-manipulative one at that. Poor, confused, wounded bird for Agent Crawford and Doctors Lecter and Bloom. And for me, well, I get the psychopath's triumvirate: charm, focus and ruthlessness. The charm, of course, being debateable.")

he believed Will that Hannibal may be the Chesapeake Ripper and said Jack Crawford: "Hannibal once served me tongue and made a joke about eating mine. It's hard not to at least consider it.". Jack ignored him. (I think Jack was already planning some large-scale action against Hannibal, but that's a topic for another post)

he called Dr Lecter "Hannibal the Cannibal"

he understood that Will Graham was alive because Hannibal Lecter liked him that way

criticized Jack for letting Will and Hannibal get closer to each other and then leaving Will alone ("You dangle Will Graham and now you cut bait. You are letting Hannibal have him hook, line and sinker.")

when Jack expressed hope that the relationship between Hannibal and Will was one of those friendships that ends after the disemboweling, Chilton told him: "I would argue, with these two, that's tantamount to flirtation. Will is going to lead you right to him." and let's be real, he was right.

[hannibard]

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.

[oliverkills]

Uh, Will?