#Hassaku onomichi

[canonsinthehead]

Naruto Modern AU/Hollywood pt.2 - Kiri & The All-Star Team

There is a silent hierarchy among all countries and the terrible assumption that bigger countries are better than smaller ones. The large presence and funds of various territories, like the country of fire, wind, earth, and lightning, overwhelms and overshadows small nations, especially in sports where each country dominates certain disciplines.

The land of fire (Konoha): badminton, soccer, gymnastics, and martial arts

The land of lightning (Kumo): Tennis, basketball, and athleticism

The land of earth (Iwa): cross country, marathon, weightlifting, and cycling

But in the last decade, the land of water emerged in the sports scene. It was coming out of years of political conflict that left the country in shambles with record levels of poverty, putting them at the bottom of the economic ladder. Not only was it a smaller nation, but a lot of its endeavors and way of life were unknown to the rest of the world because of the long-lasting reign of violence that controlled the country for decades.

Well, Kiri has been perceived as "these islands far away" with the highest crime rate in the world for the longest but Its newly found peace brought interesting things; industrialization,  a new economy open to the world, the exportation of its products, but specifically the creation of various social classes. This was not the case before, since it was, the government/military vs the rest of the population in poverty.

This modernized economy brought the country a new middle class and other social statuses. It recently started experiencing the concept of celebrities like the rest of the world and most are athletes.

Being surrounded by large bodies of water, any form of water activity has always been intuitive to them. To the point where many accuse them of having a "genetic advantage". Athletes from Kiri/Country of Water can now join world competitions and are killing the game in the water department and making a serious name for their country. They are undefeatable in all forms of swimming kayaking, boat racing, surfing, diving, synchronized/artistic swimming, water polo, etc. Now most of the competitions for these sports are held there.

Kiri is getting recognized overseas for many things, but recently certain people have attained celebrity status for unconventional reasons building a solid international fan base

Mei Terumi, the female president, for her breathtaking beauty

Haku is the new sensation in figure skating. A discipline Kiri started to dominate recently but the young man’s high level of skills made him reach first place in all competitions. His likeability, pure heart, and pretty looks opened many doors for him, he often features in variety shows and commercials. He is also a good friend of the #1 YouTuber/streamer and boxer Naruto Uzumaki and often appears on his channel

Ever since basketball was invented, Kumogakure dominated the sport, but in the past year, the mysterious national basketball team of Kiri has made a name for themselves.

Overnight, a team of 195 cm tall men came out of nowhere and climbed up the world ranking to second place. The team’s name is the Swordsman of the Mist and the current coach is Gengetsu Hozuki It may not seem like it, but many of the members have interesting inheritances and backgrounds.

Kisame Hoshigaki: leader and tallest. Surprisingly decent from a prestigious clan from Kiri. Kisame is an academic genius, who has a diploma in biology from the most prestigious universities in the country of Water but decided to use the basketball scholarship he received instead.

His son Shizuma Hoshigaki is a part-time social media influencer. He is problematic in his own way, but not enough to be canceled yet. Shizuma is not worried because he is a trust fund kid but wishes to outshine his father as a professional swimmer. The jokes write themselves since he barely practices the sport but is among the greatest and fastest the world has to offer (his shark DNA, I guess). He is dating Raiga’s daughter Buntan, and her father is really salty about it

Zabuza Momochi: nobody knows about his background. He is the most muscular. Him and Kisame get the most brand deals and promotions. Zabuza is also one of Haku’s coaches. He took him under his wing under unknown circumstances. He is the first to recognize the boy’s unique talent and aiding him in his journey as an athlete regardless of their differences. Zabuza always had a sweet spot for Haku and considered him like a son. So, he is often absent to prioritize the figure skater’s training.

Kisame knows Zabuza well, they are lifelong friends. The leader lets him get away with missing practices (even if it drives their coach insane). His best friend is a man of a few words, and above all works extremely hard and exercises double their training schedule in his own free time.

Juuzo Biwa: He is the third star player along with Kisame and Zabuza (The Killer Trio). He has no sense of personal space. Ironically, he is the wealthiest because he owns a successful brand of luxury cars coveted by the new high class. He is genuinely funny, and the variety show's favorite.

Raiga: Loudest laugh. Lost a lot of money due to his jewelry addiction. He smokes a pack with the blood of his enemies. The mother of his child is still getting child support payments, and he is bitter, even if they’re legally separated.

Because of His herratic behaviour and anger issues, he is kinda of a self-made outcast. The other members can cooporate as co-workers and teamates but nothing beyond that (Raiga has is own circle of friends). Since Raiga is so unhinged, no matter their coach's efforts, him and Zabuza do not get along.

Hassaku Onomichi: professional dunker. He befriended a lot of Kumo basketball players. He often gets caught up in beefs with anyone.

The popularity of the basketball team has offered them fans all across the world for their incredible talent, pleasant chemistry, unique sense of humor, and good looks to the point where tabloids from Konoha have launched a misinformation campaign to stain their image and effort to defend their basketball teams after getting constantly crushed by those "foreigners".

The last match of the International Basketball League’s series opposing The Swordmen of the Mist from Kiri against The Lightnings from Kumo was the most anticipated and heated match ever organized. Taking place in Konoha, it made record engagement and attendance. For the first time in history, Kumo lost the finale to first timers. The news traveled all across the world and, certified Kiri’s team's celebrity status since they won.

With their success, many shady investors like Gato started to take interest in basketball as a means of proposing Kiri overseas and for other shady dealings. The weight of all those rumors pushed many fans who knew Gato’s involvement in Haku’s career to beg him to change his manager/owner ASAP.

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[lawieiscrazy]

HEAR ME OUT BORUTO FANDOM!!

Them

WHY?

Becuz why not? 😅 (Comment below if u want to see more of them/hj🤭)

Chart by @/GOOMYLOID on twt/X

[tgirlhawkins]

halloween drawing 3! the bort swordsmen, they are so special to me. hassaku is a catboy, buntan is a werewolf, kagura is a vampire, kyoho is a ghost, hebiichigo is a witch, and ichirota is dorian grey. i stole that idea from a costume party i went to and i should have done the corrupted makeup on the other side bc he looks like he’s trying to be obito. hebiichigo did everyone’s makeup and sewed kyoho’s sheet :>

[rggdriptournament]

ULTIMATE WILDCARD QUALIFIER I

it's your host, DOLCE KAMIYA! (nominator requested y5 dolce specifically and this is the best picture i could get of his elton john ass)

PRODUCER OUTFIT KIRYU returns for one final hurrah!

anyone else think he looks weird now in regular clothes? un-shrimped, TATSUO SHINADA re-enters the ring!

are gaudy silk shirts still on the menu? MASAHARU KAITO sure hopes so!

with his charming hassaku face! steaming onomichi ramen hat! cute fish pouch! cool boots, vital for any fisherman! and his bold and trendy ono shirt! that's right! he's the pride of onomichi... ONO MICHIO!

another recent knockout, RYUJI GODA returns to the ring for a second shot at victory!

an early knockout, gone too soon? HOMARE NISHITANI re-enters the competition!

listen to me. i had to make a render for this guy in blender myself in like 5 seconds. because he doesn't have a render. anyway, it's MASASHI SUZAKI, a.k.a. CANE MAN!

[botchbehemoth]

but does he have a charming hassaku face? does he have a steaming onomichi ramen hat? a cute fish pouch? cool boots, vital for any fisherman? does he wear a bold and trendy 'ONO' shirt? is he the pride of Onomichi? didn't think so.

[capskat26]

Charming hassaku face! Steaming Onomichi ramen hat! Cute fish pouch! Cool boots, vital for any fisherman! And a bold and trendy Ono shirt! That's right! It’s my tribute to the Pride of Onomichi… Ono... Michio! 🍊

2" hard enamel pin with screen printed details. I ADORE Ono Michio and I adore how this pin came out too!

Get it here!

[kronim195]

DNI unless you...

have a charming hassaku face

have a steamy Onomichi ramen hat

have a cute fish pouch

have cool boots (vital for any fisherman)

have a bold and trendy ono shirt

are the pride of Onomichi

[chicomazapan]

With my charming hassaku face!

Steaming Onomichi ramen hat!

Cute fish pouch!

Cool boots, vital for any fisherman!

And my bold and trendy Ono shirt!

That's right! I'm the pride of Onomichi...

Ono... Michio!

[the-guff]

need me a man with a charming hassaku face, steamy onomichi ramen hat, cute fish pouch, cool boots (vital for any fisherman), and a bold and trendy ono shirt

[otonokuni]

What in the world are Ichirōta and Hassaku up to right now?

[canonsinthehead]

Naruto Modern AU/Hollywood pt.3 - Kiri's Basketball Team Relationship Status

KISAME: He is currently engaged to one of their team’s cheerleaders, her name is Miru. They were high school sweethearts and grew up together, regardless of her current comfortable situation, she has a poor and countryside background and was recruited by Gengetsu out of the blue not knowing she was his girlfriend. Many describe her as the perfect submissive wife, as she is genuinely unproblematic and is currently pregnant with your second child

ZABUZA: His current relationship status is a little hard to understand. He always appeared like the most single dude in the world or never looked interested in romance but has been spotted many times with the professional dancer and solo singer from Kiri, Sera. No matter how much you ask if they are dating or not you will be met with silence. He believes it is none of your business.

RAIGA: years ago, he dated an Iwa cornstar, Antella Muzukashi. She was out for blood as a prime gold digger, she got her baby and dipped. The main reason Raiga is so bitter is that with legal loopholes, he was left with their daughter Buntan to take care of. Well. She went back to her country, free of charge and with upcoming child support payments to fill her pockets. He can’t stop expressing his disdain for her meanwhile, his teammates just shake their heads at him. He knew she was up to no good but smashed anyway.

HASSAKU: dating a female Kumo rapper. They are doing good and are happy.

JUUZO BIWA: the fact that he is always at the club and private parties would speak volumes on why he’s not seriously dating anyone for the moment. At least that’s what he says.

juuzo and the team's coach, Gengetsu.

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[lawieiscrazy]

WE NEED MORE OF HIM.

He's just some silly teenager, leave him alone 😕

[tgirlhawkins]

idk how to put all the info on here

this is a bort swordsmen fic post-second arc, some people live au. it’s ~2500 words. suigetsu is there. he has a car

[catboysuigetsu]

i mentioned a boruto-era seven swordsmen band so here we go

going from left to right (bc i know some of u are like me and don’t know them by name)

-Buntan is usually backup vocals and tambourine but if they need a kinda out-there instrument like a viola or a piccolo she’s got it

-Hebiichigo, who, fun fact, doesn’t have a last name, plays electric guitar and does backup vocals too. she is really fun to draw!! i like her long pointy eyeliner.

-Shizuma is an idiot and can’t play any instruments (unrelated to the idiot thing) but he’s pretty and sings decently so he’s the frontman, along with writing the bulk of the songs.

-Ichirōta, who has a really good sounding name, plays keytar. bc. why not

-Kyohō is the drummer bc i couldn’t think of anything else for him other than like, playing a cello like a guitar

-Hassaku plays bass. his shirt has a stick figure being beheaded by a guillotine bc he had the executioner’s blade and i thought it would be funny

they make “fuck the government” music that boruto really likes before he realizes who they are (he doesn’t stop listening to them actually, he’s just less enthusiastic abt it. he takes mitsuki out on a date to their concert when they come to a town near konoha and he spends the entire night making this :| face)

i don’t have an idea for a name for their band so if u do. pls throw it out 2 me :)

[nyanberri]

College AU versions of the New Seven Ninja Ninja Swordsmen(minus Kyoho, sorry Kyoho). Edit: I have no idea how it happened but I got Shizuma’s hair backwards, whoops. Individual versions under the cut:

[upn-the-sky]

A couple of sketches of Hebiichigo (before and after her acquaintance with Shizuma). And post-mist-arc Hassaku. After release from jail he changed his image and hook up a girl who's out of his league. Yeah, he changed for Hebi.