#Have to laugh to keep from crying
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Yall this *very* clearly AI generated tumblr ad I just got is SENDING me 🤣

#At least this one is better than the weird maga hat ads they were sending me for a while 🤨🤢#My standards for gen ai were already subterranean#But this one takes the cake lol#You cannot honestly tell me even the laziest human employee alive wouldn't turn out an ad design better than THAT#anti generative ai#anti genai#Might as well get some fun out of this insanity by dragging them mercilessly lol#And remember folks: garden be!#tumblr polls#funny#Have to laugh to keep from crying
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being forced into veganism for my health after being an off and on vegan bc the whole meat industry has gone to shit over the span of less than 5 years
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for those keeping track at home, i’ve now managed to sprain a ligament in my foot almost a year after tearing a ligament in that same foot. absolutely crazy pants
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friendly reminder that jeremy has been beaten down so many times in his life by the people who were supposed to hold him up and support him that he genuinely believes he isn’t worth anyone’s attention. to the point that even in his own POV he doesn’t feel like many of his thoughts and feelings are worth sharing
#really just a friendly reminder that jeremy isn’t safe from me just because of my earlier posts#i have to keep you on your toes. you can’t get too comfortable#make no mistake. i have his voodoo doll in my hands and i can make him cry as often as i let him laugh#i’m a kevin girl at heart and jeremy does not receive special treatment#he gets a character analysis just as harsh#nobody else sees him as important so he’s internalized the belief that he isn’t#jeremy knox#all for the game#aftg#the sunshine court#the golden raven
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(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.
Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#jason todd#(yes for the teddy bear. it counts)#batgirl#batgirls#mine#< keep forgetting to tag my art as that I'm terrible 😭#ANYHOW I'm slowly getting back into drawing again after my last ipad got nuked (cant think abt that or ill cry) and i finished uni#oh yeah j finished my first year of uni btw. i went to an Olivia Rodrigo concert like a week or 2 ago. I've been busy lol#but yeah it's looking like I've got a fun summer of bottom feeding ahead of me now that I've officially been told i got passed over for that#-comic job i applied for. lol. lmao even#it's fine honestly it was a pretty daunting prospect i just have to find a way to fill the time by myself now#I've plenty of comics to read so that's nice. got wayyy into mark waids DD run recently (mostly for Chris Samnee's art)#so that's been fun! i have my empowered omnibus (embarrassing and kept under my bed <3) i have TT year 1 i have huntress and WW#uhhh i got flash 1 minute war. lots of good stuff!#so hopefully i don't go. completely feral from lack of stimulation#also hopefully commissions will be a thing i can do#godddd there's many mkre things i want to draw. i got too enamoured w my own bad theory and now I've drawn tim!bats#but unfortunately now i only want to draw tim!bats being laughed at my the batfamily bc seriously tim?? really??#< it's literally probably not going to happen but I've invested myself in this terrible future for some reason#imagine damian trying to robin for tim!bats for 1 (one) night and the next morning he doesn't say anything he just moves to bludhaven#he can't take this shit#oh so many ideas...#ANYWAY. ues. finally art. now if you like it. consider commissioning me (in 2 to 3 business weeks <3)#(no pressure)
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actually i am going to be sad and mourn the loss of any chance for aaravi to actually be fucking scary, showing off how heartlessly, easily, thoughtlessly she could kill someone who, by all accounts, is just a normal ass person in this world, and take great joy in it as doing something good and appropriate and not ever seeing them as a person, let along anyone of any worth — partially, yes, because of how deeply this compliments her arc as a slayer and provides some sincere understanding of what her life has been like thus far, how she has been groomed for this, what was expected to her from the moment of her birth, and how hard it is to even begin to escape because then she has to immediately confront what she has done to so many people, but mostly because it's hot as fuck.
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#i'm smiling because i eat skin: the fic#girl i WANT you#redesign universe and how i write aaravi is truly how i rectify this....#but also very relevant to miravi too because god this BOTH happened to them. LET THEM BE SCARY!!!#SIT WITH THE IMPLICATIONS AND WEIGHT OF ALL THAT THEY STAND FOR AND DO!!!!#YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE AWFUL PEOPLE YOU CAN ONLY CONFRONT IT.#AND YOU MUST ASK. HOW DOES SOMEONE ACTUALLY MOVE ON FROM THIS.#WHAT IS THE WAY OUT FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE SOMETHING AWFUL.#HOW DO YOU LEARN TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF?#WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN TO BE VICTIM AND VICTIMIZER.#just. god. god!!! i like monprom better when the laugh track starts to slip!#when it keeps going and it tells you to keep laughing#even as it gets worse and worse and you can't laugh actually. you can't. oh no. oh god. oh god. what have you done.#cry out to a universe that finds you nothing but a joke which hasn't hit the punchline yet.#realize that it was never a joke all along. realize what you are. realize what everyone is.#come to terms with it or die.
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I find it funny that the angel and vox of voxtagram had more things in common than the rest of the characters in the show, for example
both have a pet, and I assume both are animal lovers.

the vox of voxtagram was abused by valentino, and we all already know how valentino treats angel
We both like food, vox He preferred savory things angel He preferred sweet things which I remember well
Well this doesn't have much to do with it, but I like their way of taking selfies so similar that I find it funny XD
Stupid striped shirts with bow ties, I hate those stupid bow ties


Anyway I know voxtagram isn't canon but I'm just annoyed that none of the characters in the show have anything in common.
seriously charlie doesn't even know the people he calls friends, this is ridiculous.
However I don't know what to say, this has no explanation for me
#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel critique#because angel dust and vox from voxtagram have more in common than the characters in the series#This is funny and stupid at the same time#I hate those stupid bow ties#I'm confused#I laugh to keep from crying#vox gives me mafioso vibes XD#angel dust is already a mafioso asshole XD#English is not my first language#I hope I wrote well :(#stupid thoughts that come to mind#no seriously I'm still confused#I'm indifferent#he has angel dust and vox as a couple#I'm not interested in the two of them together
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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there's this... idea/concept that keeps swirling around in my head of rook going down lethally injured in combat. and spite and lucanis as one voice going 'no. nope. nah. quite simply nuh-uh' but like on a level that reverberates through the real world and the fade because of their soul Situation, so when they wrap rook up in wings and arms and cradle them against them to just -- hold rook's soul in place in their body until emmrich can arrive with the emergency spirit healing of all time to anchor them safely back in the world of the living without the need for spite life support... it actually somehow works, and they're safe and awake and still breathing against lucanis' chest by the end of it all.
it's definitely a one-time trick lucanis has no fucking clue how he even pulled off afterwards, once the 'I can see the weave of the world' flow state has faded, and no one has any good explanation for how it could even be possible, outside of the fact that no spirit and person have ever been so completely and cleanly unified to one purpose before lol. but with rook still walking about safe and sound and already cracking bad jokes, i don't think anyone would particularly care
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#I keep imagining rye's eyes sliding open during that and him gazing up at lucanis like 'I'd know and love you in every world.#this is my oath to you. I hold this truth holy. even if I slip away from this place my heart will call to yours we'll find each other again#death is nothing; my soul belongs with you and no force could ever sever that.#and also I realize that you probably won't care right now but ohhh this is so *interesting* the theoretical implications#are frankly astounding. maker look at me I'm going to actually have to write a *paper* like emmrich is always hounding me about'#and lucanis in full scary glowy demon mode softly both laughing and crying and brushing his lips to rye's forehead like#'you can tell me all about the theoretical implications later' as he keeps holding him. just the two of them nestled so close together#resting their foreheads together and. breathing. and not letting go. don't. don't look at me please don't perceive me in this moment
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In my head, Peeta and Effie like painting together and Katniss and Haymitch join them, they can’t paint but they have to be there for the vibes. How many times do we think Haymitch and Katniss have accidentally drank Effie and Peeta’s paint water??
#rambles#in my head it happens often#Effie wants to ban them because HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING#Peeta is just like cry laughing#Haymitch making eye contact with Effie just as he sips from it and Effie freaks out#Katniss drinks it and realises what it is and subtly spits it out and tries to hide what she’s done#but Haymitch has spotted her#poor Effie and Peeta just want to paint and their black cats are making it hard to have golden retriever time#Hayffie#everlark#is it obvious I’ve been back into watercolour painting recently
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i love the new pjo tv show don't get me wrong but i feel like it's missing the like, campiness of the original? that got translated pretty well into the musical but honestly 2-3 lines of witty dialogue per episode isn't really getting the original Ridiculousness of the book across.
like it's been pointed out that they seem to immediately know & recognize every myth they encounter, which is part of it, but like...episode 7 in particular made me sigh a lot because they cut so much of the humor! things like annabeth just immediately training cerberus to stay put and them bald-face lying to Charon that they are all dead, actually, they drowned in a bathtub. Together. it was such a nice like, breather before they get into the Very Serious Underworld Scenes and instead...nope, just more ACTION.
and they took out stuff in other episodes that made the tone lighter-things like percy and annabeth getting grossed out by the mirrors in the tunnel of love ride, the dam snack bar jokes, grover eating cans, them playing around in the lotus hotel, etc. i feel like half the fun of the original books was that, at any given conflict, the main characters were either going to sword fight their way out or completely bullshit their way out in the most convoluted ridiculous way possible. which was hilarious and also suspenseful-is percy going to pick up riptide, or is he going to start talking baseball? and them giving impassioned dialogue all the time instead of goofing around a bit just weighs down the whole tone of the show.
i feel like the show is very action-adventure whereas the original book was more of an adventure romp. i also feel like with the new heaviness that's come with multiple POVs (like seeing percy and sally's backstory) the show would really benefit from like, sad shot of sally and poseidon talking then BOOM cut to percy complaining about getting sand on his favorite pair of jeans while on the beach with ares. or something else.
#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv crit#pjo tv series#pjo tv spoilers#percy jackson tv series#tlt musical#anyways. listen to the lightning thief musical it's really good and um. you will cry and also laugh.#also rick hire me to be in your writers room i'll keep you from making dumb decisions. i will also talk about ancient greek culture a lot#i will also Have ADHD in your vicinity. for reference. since the later episodes seem to be forgetting#ADHD would make me take Forever to find the correct ride at the amusement park i can tell you that much
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Sami, when Kevin's music hit and he rolled out of the ring:

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Sometimes reading the bear metas be like….
Sydney has blonde ombré braids in s1 and Carmy is a dirty blonde because she’s trying to digest more of Carmy’s abilities and they mirror each other and then in s2 she has less blonde and it’s more like highlights because they aren’t as close in s2 and it’s showing their distance even though they are supposed to be closer together! Once they are supposed to be together in s3 then she will go almost completely blonde making her officially a Berzatto and the transformation is fully complete 😭😭😭
Walk with me…
#this is a joke#I love y’all I swear#that show is really deep#and these are the results when people actually care about what they are making#Sydcarmy#the bear#we have to laugh to keep from#crying because only god knows when we might see another season#the braids really could be a sign
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I feel pathetic. Am I really that embarrassing?
#I keep saying stupid shit or laughing too loud with my whole body or smiling too wide or not being energetic enough#Everyone stopped talking to me and now all I can do is look back on my conversations in my head and hate myself#I can feel the energy escaping my body#I miss ____ He never ever thought I was weird or dumb or gross#I cant wait to lay in his arms and cry#I don't deserve it. Not after the way I distanced from him#But he still offers and I still accept because its all I have#♪ directing
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grief has me thinking shit like "my phone number looks just like him 🥺"
#ive reached the ''brother this is ridiculous'' stage#yesterday i heard the sound of him meowing in the squeak of the door as i left work#and watched a funny video as soon as i got home#so i was crying really hard AND laughing really hard and just. this shit is so ridiculous#anyway no i am not better this is not me getting Better#i thought about his body yesterday and had to sit on my kitchen floor for two hours#im just reaching the point where my usual depressive episode has Ended and the emotions are trying to come back but there isnt enough room#hence. all of that#i still keep waiting. like he's just at the vet still or he's upstairs#we haven't gotten him back yet from the place and im not sure how ill do when he IS back and i have physical proof#that there isnt anything to keep waiting for#time to sit down again#tw pet death#im sorry i keep forgetting that
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And in the end you're the one who always sticks around :')
#i literally only have him#he's like this angel on my shoulder#that keeps me from anything dumb#eternal outcast but at least not fully alone 💪#he would call me a little bitch for crying and laugh#my boyfriend#my bestfriend#james hetfield#metallica
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