#Hawaii five-0

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Steve: I'm in love with you. Danny: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Steve: I know. Danny: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

[agentbootyreportingforduty]

THIS SCENE HAD ME SCREAMINGGG

[shaunashipman]

STEVE MCGARRETT & DANNY WILLIAMS Hawaii Five-0 “Hana Komo Pae”

[ji-chi]

4 episodes in and we already have the doctor thinking steve and danny fucked each other too much to the point danny tored his acl is sending me 😭😭

like look how danny explained how steve shot and blasted him backwards and the doctor looked so concerned 💀

danny was also like yeah he is an animal and the doctor was shocked too

and not the conclusion that danny needs to get a new partner and his eyes were like 👀

+bonus the inmate saying steve and danny is married just because danny nagged at steve, i swear they did this on purpose

[aashiqeddiediaz]

mcgarrett. you got a visitor.

[ID: five gifs of Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams from Hawaii Five-0, episode 2.01. Steve is in jail, wearing the orange jumpsuit, and Danny's come to visit him. They talk on phones through a partition glass.

GIF 1: Steve lazes back on his elbow with the phone to his ear, his eyes dropping down somewhere on Danny's neck. His smile widens as he looks back at Danny, seemingly laughing to himself as he looks back up, amused.

GIF 2: Danny watches Steve incredulously, spreading his free hand out in a confused gesture as he asks, "Why are you smiling at me?"

GIF 3: Steve smiling, looking at Danny through hooded eyes as he says, "You're not wearing a tie, it suits you." He glances back down to Danny's open collar before smirking back at him.

GIF 4: Danny looks down at himself before popping one side of his collar, wryly stating, "No, I'm not wearing a tie, 'cause there's no dress code for an out-of-work cop."

GIF 5: Steve, still giving Danny that amused look, mouth-shrugs as he turns to look behind himself, smiling slightly against the phone as he looks for anyone listening.

/end ID]

[alea-says]

I'm sorry, but who knows that kind of detail about a work partner? Down to the days? Steve, your Danny obsession is showing.

There's always one in the relationship who keeps track of the anniversary...

[ltcdrmcgarrett]

I gotta tell you, buddy, teaching was not so bad. If I ever get maimed in the line of duty because of some stupid stunt that you pull, I have a fall-back, which is nice. A good fall-back is very important.

[kindaskimpy]

[sun-ni-day]

Parallels: Hawaii Five-0 1x20 Shore NCIS: Origins 1x03 Bend, Don't Break

[solaradastra]

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: You have to apologize to them Steve. Steve: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[mare--noctis]

never leave Grace alone with her art supplies

Coming soon to an AO3 account near you:

SEAL The Deal

a fake-marriage plot that surely will end with the amicable divorce like they've planned... right?

This one's for you @kinda-ok (at least it will be when I've finished it)

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[agentbootyreportingforduty]

h50 mains + tumblr text posts

[shaunashipman]

STEVE MCGARRETT & DANNY WILLIAMS Hawaii Five-0 “Koʻolauloa”

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Steve(about a truly horrible person): Can I shoot her?

Danny:.. Not in public.

[aashiqeddiediaz]

actually, you were expressing yourself in a very loud manner. hey, zip it, kermit, okay? have you lost your mind?

— hawaii five-0, 2x01, ha'i'ole (unbreakable)