#Hazbin hotel complaint

[0ciestiel0]

If I have one complaint about Hazbin Hotel and Alastor. One not silly complaint. It’s about having Alastor be a representative for asexuality. Bear with me for a hot minute when I say that.

From what we see of Alastor’s character, he’s not good. He’s a chaotic evil former serial killer. He’s a cannibal. And likely a psychopath. That’s how his character reads, in my opinion. Very Hannibal Lecter. As a human he was what, a serial killer cannibal? He’s been presented to us as the actually truly evil self-serving character.

So why does that matter? Why does Alastor being a psychopath matter? It matters because I don’t think a psychopath should be used to be a representation of any sexuality because they are inherently different. Their psychopathy puts them into a category of their own. They don’t form any relationship in a normal or healthy way, friendships, romantic relationships, family, they don’t develop them the same way because of their psychopathy. And their sexuality is tied to their psychopathy. There are sex motivated serial killers where their sexual preference is tied into who and why they kill. And then there’s killers like Hannibal or Alastor where sex is irrelevant because of how their psychopathy leads them to view the world and other people.

Which is very different from people who are asexual, gay, straight, bi, whatever. No matter the sexuality relationships are still formed the same. Just the degree of intimacy may change. But people who are asexual still most certainly form healthy friendships and relationships. But psychopaths don’t. They may mimic them, like Hannibal or Alastor, and wear a mask or person suit, but they do not have the same expression or understanding of relationships.

They don’t see people the same. And in say Hannibal or Alastor’s case, they likely don’t see people as anything but objects for them to use to further their goals and amusement, and see them as snacks.

I just think we should separate psychopaths from any form of representation in that sense. They are their own thing. And I wish creators would maybe understand that difference a little more. Because not only is it a little odd to think a psychopath is good rep, but it leads people to really misunderstand the character by giving them traits that they don’t have, humanizing them too much, because they get treated as a normal person whose just maybe flawed, like angel dust, vaggie, husk, sir pentious, etc, when they aren’t that. Psychopaths brains are just different and treating them like they aren’t is such a mischaracterization.

What makes those kinds of characters interesting is the psychopathy. It makes them uniquely different. It’s a type of thing that is not common. They are some of the most dangerous and manipulative kinds of characters. There’s so much to work with. They are their own thing that’s separate from other forms of representation. Which is psychopaths.

It’s also such a shame we don’t get more asexual characters represented in media. The number likely wouldn’t be high but it certainly doesn’t need to be as low as it is. It’s quite the spectrum to explore and I think there’s been a few missed opportunities with characters that media and creators dropped the ball on. And no hate or anything for seeing Alastor as ace rep and enjoying it. I can understand the reasoning. This is just my personal gripe with making psychopaths representation of anything other than a psychopath in general

[thefandomenchantress]

So I watched Hazbin Hotel, (or at least the episodes out so far). And I wasn’t that attached to Vox in the pilot because he was only there for two seconds but he’s now my favorite. I can’t help it he’s so pathetic.

Also I love whenever the animators have him make this face:

Why does he look like a cat??? I noticed the soundwave on his hat looks kinda like cat ears and now I can’t unsee it. How am I supposed to take him seriously when he wears that hat and is constantly making a :3 face? /lh

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: “A letter of complaint probably isn’t gonna do much, babe.”

Charlie: “I don’t care.”

Vaggie: “Neither will Lute.”

Charlie: “I don’t care! Emily- will she at least read it?”

Emily: “Reading stuff is one of Lute’s main jobs, since Adam never wanted to.”  

Charlie: “Then she’ll have fun reading FIFTY of these in a ROW.”

Emily: "I don't think she'll actually have fun with that..."

Charlie: "GOOD."

Charlie: “…....wait. Her name is spelled L-U-T-E?”

Vaggie: “Yeah? How’d you think she spelled it?”

Charlie: “I thought it was loot. Like, pirate’s loot, loot boxes, stolen loot, people looting during a blackout…”

Vaggie: "Nice idea."

Charlie: "Thanks!"

Vaggie: "Waaay too imaginative for her and Adam though. It's just Lute."

Emily: “Oh, so it isn't short for Lutecia??”

Vaggie: “No. But PLEASE tell me you’ve called her that.”

Emily: “A few times… no wonder she glared at me…”

Vaggie: “You’re the most beautiful angel I’ve ever seen.”

Emily: “Y-you’re welcome!”

Charlie: “You're both gorgeous. Try looking in a mirror sometime, Vaggie. Anyway- I guess it being a stringed instrument makes more sense? Adam did have that whole guitar playing thing going on.”

Vaggie: "Huh?"

Emily: “Aw, theme naming~”

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "I guess it's kinda cute. I guess even mean people can be cute..."

Vaggie: “What the actual hell are you talking about sweetie?”

Charlie: “Lute! Like the ye oldie guitar thing!”

Vaggie: “It’s lute. As in, lieutenant?”

Charlie: “….”

Emily: “…”

Charlie: (horrified) “No…”

Emily: “E-even Adam wouldn’t be that lazy-”

Vaggie: “You’re talking about the guy who outsourced bothering his ex.”

Charlie: “But-”

Vaggie: “And then outsourced dealing with the people he’d outsourced the work to.”  

Emily: “Oh heavens he would.”

Vaggie: “The only thing Adam spent energy on was Adam, the only things Lute cares about is Adam and murder- that’s why I figured I could go waltzing back up there with you, babe.”

Charlie: “You really didn’t think they’d recognize you!? But you- you literally just grew out your HAIR!”

Vaggie: “I wasn’t in uniform or covered in blood. And those were the only times Adam or Lute ever paid attention to any of us before, so…”

Charlie: “They- rgh. RrrrrrrRRGHHH.”

Emily: “I think I need to write a few letters too, now.”

Vaggie: “I think we need to get the letters away from Charlie before she sets them all on fire-”

-FWOOM FLAMES-

Emily: “Fire extinguisher?”

Vaggie: “Under the desk.”

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Technique: Charlie & Lucifer

Lucifer: (muffled and strained) Ho-kkkay, scho, you schart dike dis.

Charlie: (also muffled and very garbled) 'Kay....dike....dat?

Lucifer: (gives a thumbs up) Perfec! Wow! Ho-chkay! Dow you dus do dis-

Vaggie: What are you two goobers doing?

Charlie: (holds up a finger and finishes the last bit of instruction before squealing and pulling a tied off cherry stem from her lips) Look what I did, Vaggie!!!

Vaggie: (blinks as a few feathers threaten to escape from her back) That's... uh... very good, hun. But, why?

Lucifer: (proudly while holding his tied cherry stem between his teeth like a cigarette) Charlie was looking for a few good pointers on how to (eyebrow wiggle) please a lady. So! I figured the good ol' tie a knot in a cherry stem would be ample practice for proper technique.

Vaggie: (wings pop out in a feathery boner)

Charlie: (mortified) DAD!!!!

Lucifer: (holds hands up in a weird shrug) What?! You've already gone down half a long stem length. A couple more of these, and you should be able to maneuver a normal stem. And THEN!!! (pulls a long, red stem out of a jar on the coffee table) You can go Advanced Mode!!! (puts stem in his mouth, and his cheeks squirm as he teases the stem before opening his mouth and revealing a Celtic knot balanced on his tongue) TA-DAAAA!!!

Charlie: (jaw drop) How the fuck????

Vaggie: Can I see one of those?

Lucifer: (still balancing his tied knot) Schure!

Vaggie: Thanks. (Pulls a long cherry stem and pops it in her mouth)

Charlie: (watches intently at the subdued bulges in Vaggie's cheeks as she works the stem)

Lucifer: (teasing) Charlie, don't forget to breathe.

Charlie: (gasps in a breath)

Vaggie: (finishes her work and pulls the tied stem from her lips, revealing a perfect, double figure eight heart knot. She kisses Charlie's cheek and places the tied stem in her hands) Love you, hun.

Charlie: (flushed bright red with a tail and horns boner as she silent screams)

Lucifer: Ha-HA!!! THAT'S MY FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW!!!!!

[onesidedradiostatic]

holy shit i don't think I've ever seen a ship be described as this as the first sentence under the fanon section. this is fucking incredible

[shortbreadly]

i cannot believe these two are going to be voiced by the same person

[thesupernaturalhouse]

I love helluva boss....however, I swear to God, if the sins meet because of Stolitz or they actually give a damn about an imp and goetia dating

I swear to god

I will rewrite all of season 2 and maybe some of s1

[consistentisnonexistent]

Bro I was losing it when I saw this

[totaldramafan-lauri]

OOOOOOHHHH BOOOOYYYY, I can't wait to see Alastor say "It's Alastor time" and Alastor all over the place

[chronicbeans]

Who else looks at Angel Dust and has a hard time seeing a spider in there? He probably looks more spider like in his demon form, but for now, my brain looks at him and says "He's a sexy floof. A little puffball. A little puffle all grown up".

[moki-dokie]

the songs from hazbin are like 10x better than most popular musicals from the last 50 years there i said it. they're catchy, they're well written, they're musically interesting, and they deliver some powerful messages that don't need context of the show to hit the mark

anyway i've been listening to loser baby and poison on repeat for like a fucking week now i can't get enough

[30s-radio-alter]

Alastor here once again here to call out a bit of a problem with my source's fanbase.

Tag your fucking potentially triggering art.

This isn't a request. Honestly it is against tos to not properly tag gore for example. Do better hazbin hotel fans.

[hypervoxel]

I wish I understood the worldbuilding of Hell.

[jinxed-sinner]

I've seen multiple people refer to Alastor as a "redhead" and his hair color on the Hazbin Hotel Fandom page is described as "pinkish-red" but it's just straight up pink.

The hex code for his hair color is #EC2151 which is more pink than red.

My only point in making this post was to point out that Alastor's hair is pink, and yeah I guess technically pink is a tint of red but still, Alastor's hair is pink, not red.

Anyway I'm tired, I'm going to bed lol

[undergrounddweller89]

CRACKSHIPS

(if you don't know what a crack ship is here's an example Valentino X Stella)

Alright send me your Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva boss

Crack ships

Yes you can cross over the characters from the shows

I will most likely just be doing them in pencil as I've been doing the other sketch requests like that but sometimes I get inspired to do more but no complaints it is all free

Anon is on so if you feel shy you can send it anon.

Five spaces

1 STELLA X ALASTOR

2 MAMMON X ADAM

3 LUCIFER X ADAM

4 VELVETTE X BARBIE WIRE

5. VOX X LUCIFER

[firecrackerhh]

So I guess some print showing Stolas tied up and a little bruised bothers some dumbfuck troglodytes in the anti Viv fandom without understanding this is an adult show and the print itself isn’t even that fucking bad.

Like oooooooh noooooooo it’s the end of the wooooorld we can’t have things like this in society because…it’s saying abuse is ok??? Like people actually think that Viv is ok with domestic abuse or something like…WHAT?

Sure, if you’re mentally fucking retarded like I’m sorry I legit have no respect for people who are THAT fucking sensitive. These people wouldn’t survive outside of the real world.

I’m telling you, troglodyte behavior. I don’t have the fucking patience to be nice about it either because frankly I’m convinced half of this fandom is full of snot nosed bratty children if not just-turned-18 year olds who have the emotional intelligence of a fucking toddler.

WAAAAAAAAAH IF IT BOTHERS MEEEEEEE NO ONE SHOULD EVER LIKE IT BECAUSE IT MAKES MEEEE UNCOMFORTABLE THE WORLD SHOULD BOW DOWN TO MY EVERY WHIM BECAUSE I’M A SPOILED BRAT!!!

☝️literally what these babies sound like.

Just because something bothers you personally, that doesn’t mean it’s without any artistic merit, that it should just disappear off the face of the earth or whatever the fuck. Sorry bitches, Vivziepop and her shows are here to stay whether you like it or not. Die mad about it.

And these fucking morons want people to respect their objectively dogshit opinions about the show if not Viv herself. Why the fuck would we respect someone who objectively acts like a bratty toddler?

These bitch babies get mad when Viv allegedly doesn’t listen to their complaints but choose to act like this online with no thought to how it makes them look to normal people. If anything shit like that just makes you look like an entitled fucking brat, and frankly, these bitches aren’t entitled to fucking nothing. Not if they act like that.

If the show legit fucking bothers you, you can do the ADULT thing and ignore it. If it triggers you or something then just block the fucking tag, stop watching the show, stop WHINING about how this or that makes you upset like a fucking bitch, the show is meant for ADULTS. It is going to tackle ADULT THEMES. If you can’t handle that, that isn’t Viv’s fault. It’s yours. You can’t get rid of every little thing that makes you personally uncomfortable. Your efforts are in vain. Die mad about it.

Grow. The fuck. Up.

🔥🧨Firecracker out🔥🧨