#He's so boring

[wanderingmind867]

New idea for a comic: Batman's villians are made to perform community service, and actually end up helping people. They begin to be seen as more heroic. They get to take Batman's place as Gotham's Heroes. Honestly, I'd trust them more than Batman. I patently don't trust Batman. I'd trust Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, Two-Face, etc. I'd trust them more than I'd ever trust Batman, and I want to finally see them get the respect they deserve! They're not evil! They're outcasts! They're misfits! They're more relatable than Batman!

[kannra21]

Gojo said "women are scary" and then the women in question display the most woman behavior ever 🤷‍♀️ Gojo wtf?

[geroya]

i am NOT kidding though, if annie showed up & was like hi everyone this is my new boyfriend & out came hughie i would have to school my face into neutral so i didnt cringe or something

[gracefullou]

you know what.. that man is actually worse than hrry at this point 🤐

I mean atp no one can take rry's place as the most hated one for me but that man is a close second (if only he had the means to. I think he would be worse than the other one if he he had more clout and power backing him up). Him playing on the fans' gullibility and nostalgia while being the most calculating person ever is very manipulative and disgusting. He's such a hypocrite i hate him.

[bigmandiego]

OGDEN HALLOWEEKEND !!

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[collaredkittyboy]

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

[im-tempted]

The fact I still talk to an irl even though he doesn't understand why anyone would like cannibalism or devotion

[tragedicna]

@wolfkcst  /  unprompted.

“I promise I won’t bite… much.”

            ❝  i'd prefer you didn't bite at all  .  ❞  ⸻  an unbemused stare is returned to the other's statement  .  the dragon shuts his book and sets it gently upon the coffee table as he regards eivor  ,  ❝  there are a lot of bacteria in one's mouth  ,  any puncture of skin could cause an infection  ,  ❞  he begins to lecture the other  ,  ❝  if you have a need to chew on something  ,  i suggest asking pom pom for related items and if it's an urge that cannot be curbed  ,  i suggest asking mr. yang for assistance on such a matter . . . perhaps it is something less superficial  ,  ❞  dan heng continues  ,  hands folded in his lap  .  

[themthistles]

still crazy to me that out of every possible actor in the wide wide hollywood marvel chose chris pratt to play starlord

[assiraphales]

dracule mihawk let zoro live despite it being a death match and decided not to take luffy to garp just for the hell of it. add a few wild cards to the mix to spice things up. he took one look the rag tag group of straw hat pirates and said ‘bless this mess. imma let them marinate’

[minimanuke]

hes a weirdo S2

[theclaravoyant]

Thinking about how Crowley thinks Aziraphale calls him when he’s bored (when nothing is happening) , when he’s “done something clever” (when something good happens), or when he needs help (when something bad happens) . Like. Crowley my beloved that’s all the times.

[discoveryinthedark]

what crimes did i commit in a past life that made my nephew a post malone fan?

[beybuniki]

love language