#I hate Batman

[wanderingmind867]

I hate batman. A lot. I want to tear that man down, bit by bit. I want to write a story where he tries to kill the rest of the justice league in a paranoid haze, and then has to face consequences. I want him gone. Dead. Forever erased from existence. We keep the villains and maybe the supporting cast. We ditch him. We have to. He is one of my least favourite superheroes. He's always boring! So goddamn boring! I will preach until I'm dead: Get rid of batman!

Ditch the darkness! Give us more Superman and Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel/Shazam. DC should go back to their repository of old heroes, but leave batman the hell alone. Replace him with Wesley Dodds or something if we have to! But leave batman alone! Forever!

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Titans Tower sorta pisses me off on one hand yah they are brothers so whatever siblings try to murder each other.

The thing is, that wasn't what DC was going for they weren't brothers they weren't attempting to make them brothers why is DC so ok with excusing child abuse.

I am a Red Hood apologist till the day I die. It was shitty writing same with Batman these are supposed to be heroes or anti-heroes I love Red Hood protecter of women and children the ones who need help.

Yet we have Batman beating his children and I guess that's the problem with heroes because parents are supposed to do anything to protect their children be it killing or dying for them and then we have Batman who has a hoard of children and yet he would sacrifice their safety and protection for the good of the city.

The Joker needs to die but not just cause he is a horrible person but because Jason can't feel safe I am sure every night he wakes up screaming remembering the person who clipped his wings is still out there. I have seen a lot of people on here say Batman can't kill and maybe he can't but no child should have to be terrified and their parent do nothing.

I know realistically parents suck but come on we love the heroes who will do anything to protect the people and how can you call yourself a hero when your child is terrified and you then chose their abuser over them. I know Jason could kill the joker but wouldn't you be terrified to have to kill the person that destroyed your life and know that your father would hate you for it.

Fuck Batman that's not a father, ok he doesn't want to kill the Joker give Slade the contract ask Ra or Dames Mom he knows a hundred people who kill let your child sleep at night.

But that's the problem they wouldn't be hero than would they at the end of the day this is why I like Deadpool, Red Hood even the Punisher cause they would kill a rapist or help a child but the heroes wouldn't. They would burn the world while the hero would let you.

This is what they wrote I don't hate any of the characters and fanfiction exists so we can change stuff but I just wish some of the people who create the comics would sit back and think hey this is fucked maybe we should make it better. No let's excuse it all just like in real life.

[decidedlygorgeous]

AND ANOTHER THING I fucking hate Batman because are you seriously telling me that you have the means and the ability to kill the Joker and you don’t?!?!????!! What the actual fuck is wrong with you. “But if I kill him he gets what he wants, I become just as bad as him, I WoN’t Be AbLe To StOp” SHUT THE FUCK UP he isn’t just a sad man like Mr Freeze who wants his wife back or else he wouldn’t do crime. NO he’s a literal murder who finds joy in your suffering and just kills for the chaos of it. This isn’t your joker who does graffiti in an art museum while listening to Prince. He has, and will, continue to torture everyone in Gotham and everyone in the Bat family until he dies. But no, you just turn him over to Arkham where he escapes yet again and kills more people. If I suddenly appeared in the DC universe as a vigilante the first thing on my agenda would be kill Joker. No question. I’ll suffer the consequences from Batman later but at least that fucker will be dead. Fuck you Batman. Your system of “justice” only works if the system isn’t broken. Which it is. Fucker.

[thegreatluka-69]

Batman apologists dni, thank you /lh /hj

[starspilli]

dc cowboy doodles & wips !

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

[sourkreem]

i hc that jason is concerningly good at obscure competitive video games, and that tim comes around his apartment at least twice a month

[redsray]

Urban Legends was FOUL for showing us this panel of 'Bruce's dream version' of the Batfam. DC when i CATCH YOU

[audhd-nightwing]

jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?

dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:

[allovesthings]

My conclusion while reading the batfam comics.

[wanderingmind867]

New idea for a comic: Batman's villians are made to perform community service, and actually end up helping people. They begin to be seen as more heroic. They get to take Batman's place as Gotham's Heroes. Honestly, I'd trust them more than Batman. I patently don't trust Batman. I'd trust Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, Two-Face, etc. I'd trust them more than I'd ever trust Batman, and I want to finally see them get the respect they deserve! They're not evil! They're outcasts! They're misfits! They're more relatable than Batman!

[sunnycanwrite]

things that have happened recently in Wayne Manor:

Alfred removed all the curtains to air then out and discovered someone has been writing on them for years.

Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Dick's car

Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Jason's car

Damian decided to move out for a good two days before showing up again, and had been clingy since, weird

Tim found out he has a gluten allergy and has been in a one sided argument with Alfred over it.

Someone thought it was funny to hid every single mug in the house in Duke's closet it was not at all he opened it and a fed of the fell over and broke.

Cass fell asleep on the couch only to awake up in a completely different part of the house, her brother's fighting over what animated barbie movie to watch. They chose the twelve dancing princesses of course.

[samthechaotic]

Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

[lethologicaee]

bruce wayne dilf agenda

[phoenixkaptain]

Tim Drake is so funny because he’s like “Everyone hates me and honestly, same” when actually nobody does??

Tim: “Jason hates me :(“

Jason: “Tim is the only member of the Bats that I can spend time with without wanting to strangle him.”

Tim: “Dick just deals with me because he has to :(“

Dick: “I would kill for Tim.”

Tim: “Bruce doesn’t view me as family :(“

Bruce: “I literally adopted Tim.”

Tim: “My friends don’t trust me :(“

Literally all of his friends: “Tim said I should jump off this bridge and while that does seem stupid, it’s Tim asking, so I’m jumping.”