#Help me it's 2am wtf

[theythemmer]

im trying to sleep but i can’t

how’d you know that?

[heartual]

whole time i was supposed to be taking two melatonin gummies for 10 mg and this bottle has been expired since june. girl what were you doing

[deerainy]

rip Sigmund Freud you would have loved ao3

[okayishness]

these were 3 of 4 things that came up with my name

Screaming and crying rn

[dyhtps]

wtf. i can’t do this again…

my lover (ao3) has left me in the middle of the night (ao3 is down), with only a parting note (error screen), before i could even kiss her goodbye (i haven’t read a fic yet today). what will i do without her (it’s 2am help)…

[xmoriartea]

SVSSS!Sibling Transmigration 2: Electric Boogaloo

a continuation of this nonsense that ya'll seemed to enjoy

While Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe hold hands and jump into the abyss, Airplane is left holding no pizza with the sect on fire (and him-damnit. He could really use a pizza right now)

Shang Qinghua helped organize the Immortal Alliance Conference fiasco, but with his brother's guidance and Mobei Jun's shocking willingness to listen to both of them, Cang Qiong suffers only two losses that day: LBH and SY (none of the other major sects are so lucky, shifting even more power into Cang Qiong (and thus SQH/MBJ)'s sway as they planned)

Shen Jiu (named Qingqiu now ofc, but still Jiu-ge to SY) does not handle his part in this well at all. Did he shove LBH into the abyss? He would say no. He just maneuvered an awakening and unstable Heavenly Demon away from his brother. (Bro did NOT account for said brother to throw himself at LBH and basically take both their asses into the abyss. Not even Airplane saw that one coming tbqfh)

So yeahhh. SJ is not handling this well. While his brother is missing SJ qi deviates no less than two times which has Qing Ding and every peak lord walking on eggshells. No one mentions either of his missing disciples unless absolutely necessary around him. Unfortunately, he spends entirely too much time researching the abyss, tearing through every tome on the peaks

When the lords try to discuss a way to help SJ's instability, the mention of dual cultivation is floated once and while YQY is hand on the trigger to volunteer as tribute, the vehement refusal from SJ has YQY declaring it off limits without hesitation (there are some murmurs about this, but YQY takes pride in protecting SJ and shuts everyone down)

Airplane and SY know each other well enough that he knows SY would be devastated if something happened to SJ (he knows SY had siblings, that he misses them, that his heart aches twice for the family here and home and he won't let him come back to an empty bamboo house. Airplane knows the pain of an empty home and he will find something in his brain to fix it)

This leads to one tense conversation with SJ like "Look I know you fucking hate me but for SY's sake please just listen one time: your brother is coming home. I don't know how exactly, but we both know he's too stubborn not to" (this does not endear him to his villain son, but he would swear SJ glares a little less at him after)

There is then a Sun-Moon Dew Mushroom tier research saga but it's Airplane alone digging through tomes and notes and getting a little xianxia stoned to try and remember the obscure world building he created. (You know what he remembers? That's he created TOO MUCH world building shit while three energy drinks deep at 2am for any one man to remember!! Cucumber-bro get back here!!)

Meanwhile MBJ is playing a differently game entirely while every cultivator is stressed out of their minds. He's got a spy who is assisting him with power grabs that his father would never have imagined. He's courting a pathetic little mouse of a man. LBH is not a name that means anything yet. MBJ is THRIVING. Everyone else is in a drama and he's in a dating sim

And with two Shangs? The first time he does something too aggressive-demonic in his attempt to court a flailing sleep deprived Airplane, SQH is there to be like 'wtf do you think you're doing you beast?' Does SQH nearly get his ass beat for this insult to his king? Maybe a little bit. But!! Airplane gets woo'd! Without bloodshed!! (his own anyway. SQH picks his battles and cannot pry MBJ's desire to hunt big, rare game to prove his worth as a partner to Airplane which ofc leads to moments of the Shang brothers just standing over the corpse of some ancient-possibly-mythical beast just... in their living room on An Ding like 'wtf do we do with this? my king pls')

Of course, the plot finds everyone eventually. And however the fuck it happens, MBJ crosses path with a power-grabbing LBH, is forced to surrender to return home alive to his consort-to-be (MBJ is waiting for the MBJ title to be 100% his before cementing the courtship), becomes second in command to this brat, and goes home to his Shangs to lick his wounds (MBJ does not expect Airplane to shake his face and demand to know if there was a human cultivator with this half-demon brat and then demand to be taken to them if so when MBJ just 'wtf' stares)

Turns out, several years in the abyss even for the protagonist and a man who knows far too fucking much about abyss nuances for a human is still not an easy time Being human in the abyss? It's a dinner bell for every big monster that SY wants to just observe like the worst tourist. LBH cannot figure out why his shixiong keeps putting himself in danger like this (shixiong!! if you know the deadly thing is hiding in this swamp what if!!! we didn't!! go in the goddamn swamp shixiong!!!) But! That abyss knowledge is hard to beat. SY is able to guide LBH through safe routes and help guide him on his demonic journey (LBH ofc asks how his shixiong knows about any of this and SY panic changes subjects like a dozen times. Even in the back of LBH's head Meng Mo is like 'kid IDFK what this brat is but it's not normal and I need you to 1. understand that and 2. do not let him get away') And you know what is great for SY (and by extension LBH)? SY isn't juggling a persona that isn't his. He's allowed to come to terms with himself and his feelings on his terms. He gets to watch his white lotus LBH fight alongside him in the abyss and save his life and oh. OH. Maybe. Maybe he can have this? (SY being SY is still like PLOT EXISTS!! HAREM!! WIVES!! And look. He figures his own shit out a little bit, he's still a blind bastard. He doesn't notice how many wife plots he and LBH have stumbled into together, or how many LBH has skipped entirely. He can just be part of the harem, that's fine. He can live with that. Totally normal thoughts) LBH meanwhile can't even spell harem cause he only has eyes for this weird wonderful shixiong of his Given that the plot is a mess (happening, sure, but a MESS) they stumble into a new wife plot in the abyss (How was SY supposed to know full humans triggered nonsense plots down here?? It's not like LBH's human wives were ever down here with him!!) and so SY might be dying a second time. (Whoops! Whoops! Whoops! (Hey System? STFU if you have nothing useful to offer thank you!!!) But you know what could help this mortal cultivator trapped in the abyss? Demon qi. You know who has a lot of demon qi he doesn't know what to do with?? Best boy Binghe, that's who (they're both young and awkward and SY is dying and Binghe can't lose him. He can't be left alone again. It's declaration and promise and hope and when he kisses his shixiong he wills the transfer of qi between their lips and he can feel the way SY grows stronger in his arms with it) Let's just say that even when they clear the realm of the abyss that threatened SY, LBH still persistently insists that his shixiong share his qi mwah! (SY does not put up half as much complaint as he once might have over his sticky shidi) Also you know SY is going to find some horrific abyssal monstrosity and decide it's just the best and cutest most perfect and loyal pet (it's an honest to god nightmare and everyone they encounter is afraid of it and Binghe shoots it glares whenever it steals his shixiong's affections HOW DARE??) With SY's omnipotent abyss GPS sense and LBH sharing his excess of demon qi with SY, they're able to find Xin Mo, break the seal on LBH's powers, and then continue on his training montage (definitely too unstable to go back to the mortal realm early), also he has a fantastic anchor in SY at his side to soothe the Xin Mo urges and (don't ask shidi, pls he's begging) also teach him how to tame the sword

Cut back to several years of time passing, Airplane squishing his king's face, demanding to know about a human cultivator with this heavenly demon only for MBJ to (still face squished) say he wouldn't call the man at LBH's side human per se but if this is what his Airplane wants, he will take him with him to the meeting LBH has arranged for the following day (now please, let him pout and huff and receive head scritches)

Hey you know how people always get taken aback by Xie Lian being just absolutely filled with ghost qi??? SY is a cultivator, not a god, just a lad trying his best to follow that immortal master path, and he just spent SEVERAL years in the abyss and getting regularly dosed by HEAVENLY demon qi — this boy ain't right anymore, guys. He's definitely feeling some kind of demon-tier different™ after all of this and man is THRIVING because Now That's What SY Calls Lore

Please imagine heavenly demon LBH with a demon-touched SY holding demon court with their weird demon allies when MBJ shows up flanked by two totally human Shangs and the just.... the awkward staring these four members of Cang Qiong do at each other (LBH, oblivious to the spy on the mountain plots, just 'why tf is Shang-shixiong and Shang-shifu here??) (SQH looking at LBH and SY and just taking furious mental notes about these Developments and how this may affect his brother's safety) (SY and Airplane just seconds away from slapping the shit out of each other like cats in a bag just 'where the fuck have you been???' 'what have you done???')

Court gets to proceed as planned, but Consorts Shen and Shang make hasty exits together to figure out just what the fuck has been happening to Airplane's plot (There is minimal sibling-tier beat downs in the process and neither is free from sin)

Airplane explains that SJ is a mess and that they need to do something if SY wants to continue having a brother ('bro, he will go off the deep end soon if he doesn't find you but if he finds you like this BRO WILL GO OFF THE DEEP END!! DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM??')

Their scheming gets them on the idea the Sun-Moon Dew Mushroom and between both their whipped demons, it's very easy to acquire it, cultivate it, and prepare it for SJ (ofc monster loving son SY shares some with a cute snake he sees, obviously)

SY sneaks onto Qiong Ding with their near ready science project and meets with YQY who is... not thrilled with the demonic influence all over his shidi's brother. But he listens, because end of the day they both care for SJ. SY can't risk SJ having another deviation if he sees him, so he entrusts YQY to present this fix to SJ: a way to repair his broken core and shed the scars of his past (ofc they both know he will be suspicious, but after doing his own research, he would take it in a heartbeat)

When SJ has a shiny new and powerful body, that's when LBH and SY return to the sect. No demon army, no attacks, no Huan Hua bs. Just two lost disciples making their return from the abyss. (There is much distrust. SQH plays his role as well as ever, siding with the other lords that certain tests must be passed to ensure they are not demons--- oh wait one of you IS a demon. and the other has been influenced by that one. Mhhh. Mhmmm. This is fiiiiiine)

SJ doesn't deviate! But he is! Mad! There is much yelling and shouting and disciples are made to run around Qiong Ding peak while every other lord just has to sit through the most chaotic family reunion.

But things can go back to normal from here right? Just casual transmigration, not plot threats? (System? System you're laughing. They're having a nice moment and you're laughing)

[ln4madness]

TROUBLE SLEEPING? - LN4

summary: you can’t fall asleep next to lando who is dead asleep😴😴😴

warnings: none, pure fluff

a/n: tell me how is it june alr?!?! also why do i have to go to school in june wtf?? (it’s because i’m graduating and have exams) also i cannot fall asleep at a reasonable time like once the clock hits 23:59 on may 31st my sleep schedule changes to sleeping from 3am - noon. anyways enjoy the fic and hopefully you can fall asleep before 3am on a school night😐

-

You had gone to bed hours ago, but still hadn’t fallen asleep. Meanwhile little Lando Norris here had been dead asleep for about 4 hours now. The clock read “2:38am” in bright red numbers.

You had absolutely no idea why you couldn’t fall asleep. Usually you’re in bed sleeping by 22:00 or 23:00, except now, being wide awake at 2am.

You decided to go to the kitchen to get a glass of water, maybe that would help you sleep. You had to wiggle out of Landos arms that were tightly wrapped around your torso, trying your best to not wake him up.

You made your way to the kitchen and turned on the lights. You got a glass out of the kitchen cabinet and filled it with water. As you were leaning on the kitchen counter you saw a really sleepy Lando enter the kitchen.

“Shit did i wake you up? i’m sorry.” You said. “Why are you not in bed?” Lando asked you, his voice raspy and still sounding like he was asleep. “Can’t sleep. Decided to get a glass of water.” You reply.

Lando makes his way over to your and wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you in a little and putting his head in the crook of your neck. His warm body against yours feeling nice. “Come to bed, we’ll cuddle and then you’ll fall asleep.” Lando said softly. “Alright” you replied and kissed the top of his head.

-

You were now in bed, your limbs tangled together with Landos. You were getting sleepier and sleepier every second.

You eventually dozed off to sleep, cuddled against Lando, your head in the crook of his neck, arms wrapped around his body as his were wrapped around yours, holding you tight against himself.

“Goodnight, sweetheart, i love you”

“Goodnight, baby, i love you too” you replied to Lando and fell asleep.

-

a/n: i know this is really short but it’s something at least! i’m probably gonna focus on writing more but shorter fanfics seeing as i still have to go to school and i still have one exam left (math😨😀) and in a week i leave for vacation and then i graduate and go to camp and then ill have to work😨😨😨 so basically im gonna be busy all summer but don’t worry I WILL WRITE I PROMISE!!!!

[julietsbb]

so pondphuwin legal drama tv show where phuwin is a famous boxer with anger issues and pond is a defence lawyer

brought to you by a) pw being cute and doing silly boxing moves as they were shooting stuff for promoting fancon b) the pictures on pond in specs today and c) ppw in suits (and d) i want more unhinged angry phuwin content HE WOULD DO IT SO WELL and e) I want pond in more three piece suits and glasses and I’m desperate for him to have another role where he gets to sound intelligent/smart)

so Phuwin absolutely loses his shit at some asshole and beats him bloody I don’t care if it was justified or not or betty or righteous doesn’t matter but the dude hits him with an assault charge

And Phuwin can’t go to jail because then he can’t box and that would make him lose his mind because it’s the only way he knows to process his anger so IN COMES DEFENCE LAWYER POND who doesn’t even fucking want this case, he spends his time defending like, actually down on their luck people who deserves an extra chance BUT he’s also working in a corporate word that needs to make money and his boss told him to take the case because he’s friends with phuwin’s agent and pond is the bestest or some such and he owes his boss a favour

Anyways they obviously hate each other because phuwin’s anger at the entire situation keeps going off and makes pond’s job harder etc etc (also both of them are very attractive and they also hate that about each other)

And so it’s the night before the first hearing (they’ve been trying to dig up stuff to discredit the victim somehow) and pond snaps and is like “Jesus Christ if it can stop you from going off in court tomorrow just punch ME and get it out of your system I would prefer that actually” (it’s 2am and he has no filter left)

And pw’s character is like “????? what”

And pond is like “never mind I’m just tired” and pw’s like “no wait punching you sounds good actually could we do that because I’ve been wanting to punch your stupid fucking face with your stupid fucking glasses—“ and pond’s like “well if you’re punching me it’s sure as fuck not on my face because a) I need my glasses and b) it wouldn’t actually help your case if I showed up looking like my client with the assault charge just assaulted me, so it would defeat the purpose of it all” and then pw’s like well where the fuck can I hit you then and pond gives it serious consideration and it becomes, slowly, apparent, that he Knows Things™️ about being hit, saying stuff like “the meat of my thighs if I sit down or my buttocks if I’m lying down somewhere but that would be more awkward. possibly my chest too but let’s avoid my diaphragm and gut area” and like, he gets up and takes off his jacket???? and tie!??? and phuwin’s like “????????” but it also kind of makes him want to hit him more and pond tells him to control his punches so they don’t accidentally hit somewhere they shouldn’t and phuwin laughs in his face because don’t he know he’s talking to a professional boxer actually??

And so they find some way Phu gets to punch him in a way that’s Safe Sane and Consensual and phuwin thinks it’s weird as shit wtf kinda lawyer did they GIVE him but he…… can’t deny he feels better afterwards. And pond gets some MEAN bruises but they’re all covered up by clothes so it’s fine actually as he’d hoped his brain is much clearer after (actually after the first two punches pond has to tell him that he can hit harder than that it’s okay. phuwin hits harder)

Anyways court the next day isn’t a total disaster they haven’t lost YET bought themselves some more time the team celebrates with a beer that evening and they’re the only two left and phuwin’s tongue is loose enough to ask about it and pond’s is loose enough to answer, tell him about how people can enjoy pain in different ways, how it’s something he practises on occasion but has done so for a good long while and Phuwin is like o______o and like… “so it’s not just… punches?” And pond laughs in his face and tells him about how there’s a million different ways and types and personally he would usually prefer a heavy flogger to his back on a normal day but he’s tried this and that.

And phuwin’s char is FASCINATED and his fingers are starting to itch like they usually do for a boxing glove but less familiar and well worn, more new and existing. Exhilarating.

Anyways so Phuwin gets a new way to channel his anger and becomes the calmer for it in the rest of his life and pond guides him through it all very patiently whilst a) having a Great Time but also b) having a very Bad Time because he’s entering into a non-work intimate-but-not-sexual (yet) relationship with Important But Obnoxious Work Client (who really is less obnoxious once his shoulders unclench)

Also phuwin’s character has a cat that’s as aggressive as he is.

(Ps: maybe it turns out the “victim” was actually paid by one of pw’s competitors to deliberately piss him off to sabotage him or something I don’t know but they discover SOMETHING shady and thus there is plot they can bond over)

(Pps: they fall in love your honour)

[ramayantika]

Okay some more Pinki tea because nobody is here from my college.

Pinki had a bf named Bunty (not using real names hehe). Bunty is from bengal and studies there while Pinki is here with me in odisha (Pinki is from bihar tho) anyway so Pinki and Bunty are a couple from school time so this was going to be a long distance relationship.

Now cut to the first week of us joining. She began telling how green flag this Bunty is, how sweet, caring and observant this guy is. She starts talking about marriage and the right age to marry. Help I was stupid to let out my dreams and ambitions in front of Pinki and ofc why in this generation would marriage be the first thing in my head? I have a lovely boyfriend who literally wants me to perform the best in dance and studies (he literally scolds me if I slack 😭)than talk about marriage and omg we need to marry and have kids soon.

This girl at 2am literally said it to my face: if you don't compromise a little with him and don't marry early, he might be married off and you will break his heart by saying you want your ambitions first bla bla bla. You compromise on postponing your dreams so you can marry.

Me in my head: bitch wtf- Trust me I have never wanted to smack someone's head off.

This ☕ is long

Well after a while 3 boys: Jaggu, Kheera, Chotu from our class befriend us- Me, Pinki and Lado (she is very innocent, slightly childish and very very messy but okay. A delight though)

----- updates in the reblogs -------

[queenhoneybee-exe]

update:

marinette — lead vocals adrien — keytar/synth alya — bass guitar nino — drums chloé — electric violin luka — electric guitar

shenanigans ensue —→ maybe an electric violin ?? "umm what is this im only used to classical music".. —→ lukloé shipping fuel ?? hehe

would kitty section exist in this universe ? idk, would it ?? im thinking maybe julerose could just be a musical couple, sometimes featuring on the og 5 band. yippee

miraculous band au

so im thinking !! the OG 5 from s2, luka & kitty section excluded, just for funsies;

marinette — lead vocals adrien — electric guitar alya — bass guitar chloé — keytar, or just the synth carapace — drums

but ! now i’m thinking .. does adrien know how to play the guitar ? shouldn’t he be on the keytar (since he’s canonically kitty section’s pianist) ? but then .. chloé would be on the guitar which (eyes emoji) big lesbian vibe !!! <3

anyways LOL .. lmk what u think ? :3

[spoonsock]

Starbucks love

Gwen Stacy x reader

Synopsis: Ever wondered what would the one and only Spider Gwen order from Starbucks? Me neither but take this anyway.

Warnings: Idk none I think. Not proofread. Writing this at 2am no joke what is wrong with me. Also DUDE. This is kinda similar to Intruder like wtf am I really that not creative. 😭

Also, fun fact, I’ve never been to Starbucks so if I got something wrong pls lemme know.

You didn’t really mind having a part time job at Starbucks. It wasn’t that bad. All you had to do was take orders, make them, write names on cups with your best handwriting. Sometimes kick customers out. Sometimes maybe serve Spider-woman.

Yup that’s right. It all started yesterday.

It was supposed to be a normal day. You clocked in early and mentally prepared yourself for what awaits you ‘cause you never know what might happen. God, what a good decision it was to say a few positive words before the day started.

Around 10 AM, the shop is not even that filled with people yet, three guys barge in, all of them with a gun in their hands. One of them points the gun at you and then at the register, while the other two guys walk around the people sitting at their tables.

“You empty that thing right now or Imma blow your brains out”. The guy says pointing a gun at your face and you freeze. You don’t move an inch, just stare right at him. Your eyes are not wide, you are not hyperventilating or anything. You are panicking, but not showing any signs of it.

The more you stare at the guy, the more impatient he grows. “What are you? Deaf? I’ll fucking kill you if you don’t take the damn money out this fucking moment”.

As soon as he finishes his sentence, the door of the shop slams open and (literally) twirling in comes, the one and only, Spider-woman. The armed men immediately turn to her and point their guns, but she slouches and puts her hands on her hips, looking at them unfazed.

“Seriously, you guys aren’t gonna make this easy for me, are you?”, Gwen asks and receives no answer. “…Alright then”

Before you can even blink, she hits one of the guys in the face, grabbing his gun and throwing it at the other guy. You watch as the the third guy tries to throw a punch at her face but narrowly misses and she succeeds to grab his arm and twist it, before kicking him in the stomach. She easily webs all three of the unconscious men up and the people from the shop clap. She bows jokingly and makes her way over to you.

“Hey, you okay? They didn’t take any money, did they?”, she asks but you are unable to answer. When the masked guy pointed the gun at your face, it triggered something in you. Pushed an “off” button in your brain and turned everything into blurry stop-motion pictures.

For the record, you’ve never been held at gunpoint. Well, until that day, but you hoped it was the first and last time. You didn’t know why it caused you to act like that. To just freeze and zone out. I mean any normal person would start sweating and fearing for their life, visibly shaking or something but you? It turned you off.

Whatever. Whatever it was, you zoned back into reality when you saw a white hand move in front of your face.

“Helloooo? Earth to..”, Gwen stopped and squinted to read from your name tag. “Y/N? Earth to Y/N! You there?”

You quickly took in your surroundings before pulling yourself together and nodding. “Yeah yeah, I’m. I’m fine. Everything is fine. Thank you. For helping. And for asking. I’m fine”, you stumbled across your words and even behind her mask, you could see Spider-woman hesitantly furrowing her brows at you. She didn’t believe you, obviously. You were a terrible liar.

“Riiiighht, well I’m gonna go then”, she stretched out her words before slowly turning around, picking the masked, armed guys off of the floor and exiting the shop.

Honestly, you thought that was going to be your last encounter, but oh boy, you were wrong.

Because she came back in the very next day.

“Oh, hello?”

“Hi”

“I didn’t really see any thieves or villains in our shop today, but uh, how may I help you?”, you ask, unsure of what was she here for, kinda scared that something bad might happen soon and she’s just there to try to prevent it.

“Uhhh actually I came to see you. A-and to get a vanilla latte. And a chocolate chip cookie. But I’m mostly here to see you”, you felt your cheeks heat up at her words. The famous friendly neighbourhood superhero, Spider-woman, came in Starbucks in which you worked just to see you. Strange.

“Um. Okay.”, you didn’t really know what to say to that. What do you even say in a situation like that??

“Soo, hi. Are you okay? You uh didn’t really look the best yesterday? I-I mean you can’t really look the best after being held at gunpoint anyway. Not that you look bad! You don’t! It’s just that, it must have been traumatic, obviously. Not just for you, I guess for everyone in the shop but-“

“I’m okay”, you decided to stop her rambling. “Thanks for checking”, you gave her a shy smile and she smiled back, you guess, but didn’t say anything. You two just stood there, in comfortable silence, until someone coughed behind the masked superhero and tapped their foot on the ground impatiently.

“O-oh um you uh are you going to order orrrrr….?”, you asked, remembering suddenly that you were at work. Where you are supposed to do your work.

“Oh ah yeah I-I’ll have uuuuuuuuhhh a short vanilla latte and a chocolate chip cookie. Please.”

“You’re seriously going to order the most basic white girl drink?”, you chuckled before you’re eyes widened. “NO. Please tell me I didn’t say that out loud”, you thought. But judging by the silence you were met with and the “o_0 expression” (if you could call it that) your friendly neighbor super hero held, you were wrong. “Oh fudge”, you furrowed your eyebrows before giving her the most sympathetic look you could make.

“I did not mean to say that I am SO sorry. I mean I didn’t even mean to think that it just kinda came outta nowhere, I’ve never said anything like that out loud ever. Or not out loud. I’ve never even thought something like that, honest! I seriously don’t have any idea where this came from I mean I would never ever guess your race- it’s none of my business! And it’s not like race has anything to do with the goddarn drink. It’s a drink! Anyone can order it! I have no say in that and I am SOO-“

“IT’S OKAY”, this time, Gwen interrupted your rambling (finally, it seemed like you could go on and on), “you can uhhh make up for it by, I dunno, maybe, givingmeyournumber?”, she was nervous, but you were oblivious unfortunately.

“Oh. OH YEAH I can do that..I’ll just go get your drink. And you cookie”, your ass has never left a place so fast. “SPIDER WOMAN. WANTS. MY NUMBER”, you squealed in your head while preparing her order.

You returned to her in a few minutes, a cup in one hand and a cookie in the other. “For here or do you want me to put it in a bag?”

“Can you put just the cookie in the bag?”, Gwen asked shyly and you nodded packing the cookie in the paper bag. Taking a sharpie that stood on your side of the counter, you wrote on her cup of latte “For Spidey ♡ by Y/N”, scribbling your phone number underneath and handing the bag and the cup to her.

“Thank you for your visit. Enjoy!”, you said what you always say to your customers and she jokingly gave you a two finger salute, turning around and exiting the shop.

The whole day after her visit, you’d check your phone every two seconds waiting for her text. At this point, you were already at home, watching a movie you picked out randomly to distract you from constantly glancing at your phone. Unfortunately, you were a person who constantly keeps their sound off and the movie actually intrigued you to the point you somehow forgot about the happenings of yesterday and today, at least until the movie ended.

And then it hit you.

You opened your phone to see four new notifications from unknown. FROM AN HOUR AGO.

You could barely contain your excitement. Spider woman. Asked you. For your number. She had your number. And she texted you. You have Spider woman’s number. And you’re about to answer to her texts. Holy quack.

Unknown

Today 20:14

hey, this is spider woman

wow that felt weird to write hahah

anyway thank you for the drink

and your number

You smiled at your phone. Who would’ve thought that she would be so awkward while texting.

Unbeknownst to you, an hour ago, Gwen was panicking hard. At first she didn’t know what to say. She spent 10 minutes just writing and then deleting and writing and deleting words. Eventually, she decided to muster up the courage and send whatever first came to mind.

The moment she clicked on the “send” button, she regretted it. Then she sent another message, to try to fix the situation she put herself in. Only to realize she is just digging her grave deeper. Before she knew it, she sent you four messages, then threw her phone as far away as possible without damaging it too much, to stop herself from sending another text in attempt to “fix the previous”. She grabbed her mask and pulled it over her head, hiding her face from no one in particular.

After a few minutes, she heard a ding from across the room and scrambled from her bed quickly, tangling herself in the covers, getting her leg stuck in them and managing to fall face first on the floor.

Groaning, she reached for her phone from the very position she fell into, expecting to see a text back from you.

“Iphone storage full” was the only notification she received. Gwen placed the phone to where it was, continuing to lay on her bedroom floor with her Spider mask on.

“This is going to be a long night”

[only-knives]

i accidently didnt take my meds last night but i still fell asleep just fine (at 2am but whatever) without them!! i SLEPT!! for the first time in at least 9 years, i slept thru the nite without meds and it only took an hour from getting into bed to fall asleep!! wtf!! omg!! loading off that emotional baggage and sobbing my eyes out and then asking for help/support let me SLEEP.

[zapreportsblog]

Hey stink stink 😘✌🏾 just came to bother you. I was wondering if we could get a 42!miles morales x black! Reader who listens to Lana del Rey. He’s gonna be like “ wtf is this 🤢“ while I’m just hanging out in his uncles house? His room ? Low key don’t care fr . then listen to it and ended up liking her 🧍🏾‍♀️cuz she’s got that calming vibe anyways. Have a good night

You have a goodnight as well, you’ll actually be my last request before I go to bed, it’s like 2am here now and I gotta be up in like 5 hours but I hope you enjoy this fic :)

A Song of Emotions

➥ summary: miles can’t escape his girlfriend’s favorite artist

➥ earth 42 miles x reader

➥ a/n: do leave feedback if you’ve enjoyed it, it’s much appreciated :)

The sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm, golden glow across the tranquil neighborhood where Miles resided. It was a peaceful evening, and anticipation tingled in the air as (Y/N) prepared to visit Miles at his home. She clutched her phone tightly, her heart brimming with excitement. There was something she couldn't wait to share with him—the latest song from her favorite artist, Lana Del Rey.

As (Y/N) arrived at Miles's doorstep, a wide smile illuminated her face. She greeted him with a cheerful hug, her enthusiasm palpable. "Miles, you won't believe it! Lana Del Rey just released a new song, and it's incredible! I've been listening to it on repeat all day. I can't wait for you to hear it!"

Miles, not particularly familiar with Lana Del Rey's music, raised an eyebrow in curiosity. He had always appreciated (Y/N)'s enthusiasm for music and her passion for exploring various genres. Still, he couldn't help but feel skeptical about this particular artist. "Lana Del Rey, huh? I've heard her name before, but I can't say I'm a fan. Well, I guess I'll give it a listen for your sake."

The duo settled into Miles's cozy living room, where soft ambient lighting created a tranquil atmosphere. (Y/N) connected her phone to the speakers, her fingers dancing across the screen as she selected the song that had enthralled her heart. With bated breath, she pressed play, and the ethereal melodies of "Sad Girl" filled the room.

As the haunting voice of Lana Del Rey caressed the air, weaving a tapestry of emotions, Miles's initial skepticism began to melt away. He found himself captivated by the melancholic beauty of the song, its poetic lyrics resonating within him. The soft piano chords and the dreamlike atmosphere drew him deeper into the music, allowing him to appreciate its raw vulnerability.

(Y/N) watched Miles closely, her heart filled with anticipation, hoping that he would feel even a fraction of the magic she experienced when listening to this song. Seeing the transformation in his expression, she couldn't help but feel a surge of joy. She knew that music had a way of connecting souls and transcending personal preferences.

“Well that’s enough for me,” miles say getting up mid song and leaving off to the living room where his uncle Aaron was chilling, but little did miles know his girlfriend wasn’t giving up so easily, she was going to make him listen to this song especially after she binged the song like five times in a row now.

As Miles left the room, he made his way to the living room, where his uncle Aaron sat on the couch, engrossed in a book. Miles settled down beside him, ready to engage in some much-needed relaxation.

Meanwhile, (Y/N) couldn't contain her excitement. The melodies of "Sad Girl" still reverberated within her, filling her with a surge of uninhibited joy. With a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, she stepped out of the room and into the living room, her voice soaring with confidence.

She began to sing, her voice carrying the enchanting lyrics of the song, blending harmoniously with the atmosphere. (Y/N) swayed to the rhythm, her movements fluid and graceful, as she focused on Miles, ignoring the presence of his uncle Aaron.

"Now I'm a sad girl, I'm a bad girl. I'm a nasty girl," her voice resonated through the room, each word filled with emotion. She danced around Miles, inviting him to join in, her eyes locked with his.

Miles's eyes widened in surprise, caught off guard by (Y/N)'s impromptu serenade. He glanced at his uncle Aaron, who was observing the scene with amusement. With a shrug and a playful smile, Miles decided to indulge his girlfriend's infectious energy.

"All right, fine, whatever cariño,” he said, using a term of endearment. "It's not that bad of a song. Especially if it's coming from your lips." Miles stood up, allowing himself to be drawn into (Y/N)'s dance, letting the music guide their movements.

They twirled and swayed, their bodies moving in synchrony to the haunting melodies. As (Y/N) sang, the lyrics painted a picture of their emotions, interweaving their souls through the power of music.

Uncle Aaron watched the couple with a fond smile, recognizing the connection they shared. He understood the importance of embracing moments of joy and vulnerability, especially when it came to matters of the heart.

(Y/N) continued to sing, her voice growing stronger and more captivating with every verse. Miles couldn't help but be enchanted by her performance. He found himself smiling, fully immersed in the moment, as they danced together in a harmonious blend of affection and shared enthusiasm.

The room filled with an aura of warmth and lightheartedness, as the three of them—Miles, (Y/N), and Uncle Aaron—embraced the joyous spontaneity of the moment. It was a reminder that life was meant to be experienced fully, with all its quirks and delightful surprises.

As the song reached its crescendo, (Y/N)'s voice soared, her eyes fixed on Miles with unwavering devotion. With a final note, she brought the impromptu performance to a close, her voice fading into the silence.

Breathless and smiling, (Y/N) stood before Miles, their hands still intertwined. "See, even Lana Del Rey thinks we should dance and be happy," she said, a playful glimmer in her eyes.

Miles chuckled, his heart warmed by (Y/N)'s infectious spirit. "You're right, cariño, Sometimes it's good to let go and embrace the joy that comes our way. Thank you for reminding me of that."

Uncle Aaron, who had been quietly observing, joined in with a clap of his hands. "Well, you two certainly know how to liven up an evening. Keep dancing and singing, my dear niece. Music has a way of bringing people closer."

And so, in the cozy living room, amidst the shared laughter and the echoes of Lana Del Rey's lyrics, Miles and (Y/N) reveled in the simple pleasure of music, knowing that their bond was strengthened through every song they danced to and every melody they sang together.

[starmapz]

FUCKKK my dumbass WiFi deleted the whole essay i sent to you BUT IM TYPING IT UP AGAIN

trish im sorry i started sobbing after reading wyk it’s 2am i woke up my sister and she hit me 😭😭

BUT FUCKKK THE CONVO………GOD AFTER YUJI QUESTIONED WHY KUNA COULDNT JOIN THEM I STARTED BAWLING 😭😭😭😭 trish my eyes started flooding it’s not funny omg 😭😭

and then the flashback to when sukuna said “some fuckin mother u got” and how it had an effect on choso….FAWKKKKK I can’t do this like that’s my baby 😭😭😫

it was even worse when choso was silent when reader picked him up from school w kuna…LORD I NEED U TO DO SMTH FOR ME 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

and omg hiromi drop!!! the whole legal stuff filled me w so much dread like please im anticipating the next chapter so bad…ily but please be gentle on my heart

AND THE PART ABT TBEIR MOM. im pulling up w a glock if kenjakus bitch ass tries to pull anything in the court room it’s not even funny that’s my FAMILY wtf 😭 please im literally on the edge of my seat.

i just. can’t help but look forward to / imagine a part when all is clear and war is over and sukuna has less qualms abt reader and going after her? idt he’s looking for that as of rn but please the yearning 😭😭😭 i just can’t help but think maybe one day sukuna looks at how domestic she is w his brothers and just how much he likes her idk 😭😭 I can’t wait for soft sukuna that finally lets her in FUCKKK

im sorry if this ask is super unhinged but im sooo in my feels. like the way im crying over choso and yuji it’s like i popped them out of my own pussy like please be gentle trish 😭😭😭 you have my heart in your hands and if you break it I’m sending the bill xoxo

AASHIIII!! hi bb i hope you're doing well <33 your knight choso oneshot has such a hold on me omg something about a man SO head over heels for his princess :((( i love him sm

i swear i accidentally delete my posts just by accident and it's not even my wifi so i get that 😭 like who even put the delete and reply buttons so close in the inbox it's actually diabolical

AASHI AFSJKLJSAD NOOOO I'M SORRY omg forgive me for the tears 😭

they're all just little babies who went through so much together 😭 it hurt to write that flashback like i just want them all to be happy who even is making them go through this she's cruel fr 😪

i love hiro sm 🙂‍↕️ you should see my google search history though it looks like i'm about to go to court LOL 😭 i've been doing so much research and i just know the court scene is gonna take suuuuuch a long time to write since i wanna make sure i get as much as i can right

it makes me so happy to see how much you love their lil family, they're seriously my babies and i PROMISE i want what's best for them 😭 (least believable sentence ever written given the last chapter but i swear it's true)

i have so many scenes that i'm like dying to write for their future relationship it's KILLING me that they only exist in my head but I PROMISE eventually... it'll be so worth it, i want to write soft!kuna so BAAAD

actual image of me holding your heart /jk NO BUT FORGIVE ME FOR THE TEARS and never apologize i seriously love your asks girl <33 i promise i'll make up for all the angst 😭🫶 ily bb i'm so glad you're enjoying wyk!!

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part eightttt

Another 2am edition bc why not lolol lets go batchers !!!

Bad Batch 1x04

Tech's little 👆 every time he speaks

Omega went from 😊 to 😞 as soon as she heard "not inhabited" poor baby just wants to explore

Wrecker 🤝 Tech having no idea how to bribe

Wrecker: "we're getting the hang of this civilian thing" Tech: *shakes head*

FENNEC AHXJWJWYHA 👀💕

"The only thing we have worth any money" (jumping again oops) and he uses it to save Omega 🥺😭

Omega: "sightseeing?" Hunter: NOOOO lmao I've never heard him speak so fast

Echo really cosplayed as a droid 🥲

Hunter 🤔 face

Tech: *speaking big words* Wrecker: blalalmamalanam💀

OMEGA WITH THE CLONE TROOPER DOLL 💕💕💕

ECHO WITH THE DOLL 😭💕💕💕

"Droid?!?" 💀

I can't with this whole scene pls 💀

Hunter you just sold your brother !!! Echo you just let him sell you !!!

they should just do this every planet they go to, they could end up rich lol

"Hello there" ~ Omega in her Obi-Wan era

Echo talking like a droid oml 😂

I swear I love Fennec but she actually worries me this ep lol like no I'm not rooting for you today babes

Hunter found the doll and he keeps it 🥰

"We didn't pay for these" 🥺

I'm so ready for Hunter's Joel Miller feral dad phase (@twinsunstars )

Hunter really brought a knife to a gun fight bro

more boys in civvie clothes in s3 ?? 👀 asking for a friend

"Easy with my ship" ~ Tech bro 😂 it's Tech's ship they're all just living in it

lmao Wrecker slamming the comm at Tech

they all just dropped what they're doing to help Omega 😭

"You got me for a bargain" ~ Echo 💀

Omega going down the maintenance tunnel... very Ezra Bridger of her

Wrecker picking Omega up by her arms omg 🥺

"You mess with the kid you mess with me" ~ Wrecker's dad/big brother mode activated

Wrecker hits his head count: 4

I want a Clink droid look at his lil waddle 🤲

" h a n g i n g ? "

Hunter's face watching Omega fall 🥲🙃

FENNEC !! YOU KNOCKED THE CHILD OUT WTF THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T THROW CHILDREN

lmao the driver bopping along to his banger 🎶

Fennec just killed two cops with one blaster

Rambo Hunter got his grumpy face on

OKAY but the slow mo throwing the bomb 👌👌

Fennec's superhero pose moment with the explosion behind her

"I'm missing all the action!" poor Wrecker 🥲

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the droid that hates Echo is voiced by Grey DeLisle (Azula from atla 👀 among like a billion others) so shoutout to her 👑

"Don't scare the kid" ~ Wrecker 🥺

aaaaand that's all for now friends 💕 I'm going to have to do like an ep a day now bc it's getting close 🙃

ignore anything that doesn't make sense lmao it's 2:45am and I'm tired lol

[antoncore]

Hii ceebear!! First of, thank you sm for that nickname!!! It is very cute 🥺🥰 and tysm for ur reply on my ask asw!!! Also u should DEF name that sohee bsf series, like not to force u or anything, but im saying in a sense that SO MANY of ur followers (incl me 🤩) would be SO down to see more of it 🥺😋

Talking abt expanding: lemme expand on the last seunghan thought!!!

You always being the innocent daughter, always making sure you get top grades according to ur parents, and following their strict rules! Not really mingling w ppl like "them" and always walking the other way on campus, that is until you meet seunghan, through one of ur classmates anton! Ofc u didn't think much of him as first, given he was a year above you guys, but as soon as u kept seeing him around everywhere when u were alone... The tension kept building. And he wasn't even like everyone said, even though you'd seen him beat up a few ppl on campus, right now all u could see was an annoying hot dude following u around and asking u random questions like "what's ur first class pretty?" "Should i help u hold ur stuff, angel?" all by the excuse of u being his best friends classmate 🥴

Even though initially you didn't like the idea kf hanging out with him, u were bored and tired of being locked up all summer, just in ur house, staring out the window! And to ur luck you'd be going to a nearby store to ur house and bump into seunghan there, breaking ur parents rules just a teeny bit and going to the park to sit on the swings and eat icecream for w him before going home. You finally starting the conversation for once, asking him how his summer break had been, and ofc he'd say smth cheeky like "its way better now that I've seen u princess 🥺" and you'd finally have the courage to ask him "why do u keep calling me all these nicknames" abd he'd be like "oh u silly baby, don't u get it, ur so pretty angel 🥺🥺🥴" and ofc from then onwards, you'd start texting him more and more, meeting up every few days for ice cream at the nearby park 🫂

But then one night, when ur up past when ur supposed to be, to ur suprise theres a quiet knock on ur window, u going to slowly peek behind the curtain and checking for any ghosts, whereas its just seunghan! He's panting and looking at you, and ur like "wtf?" (Not actually) Where he just says he missed you sm, asking u if u can kiss him whilst u stare at him with ur big eyes, you shakily saying yes, just pecking him at first, while he just pulls u closer! And like ofc ur scared bcoz mans in sitting on the windowsill still, like what if u both fall over 😭🤣, but he assures u he's got u (for life 😋🥰).

This becoming a frequent reoccurrence, every two or 3 days, 2am at ur window, while he just slowly pulls you to make out, cuddling a lil bit before u fall asleep n he goes home. But then as a few weeks go by, you'd start wondering why he hasn't asked for anything more, given that boys these age would always ask for sex 😐😕, but he'd reassure u sm, and be like "I don't want u for ur body angel, jus wanna kiss u till im breathless, cuddle u until u sleep and go home :)" AHSHSHSH. But then in the last week of summer break, u decide u just can't handle it anymore, so instead of him coming over like usual, you tell him you'll sneak out instead, and ofc he's all worried like 😕🥺⁉️ you slowly climbing out the window, in a shirt of his and a cute skirt, the dim moonlight making u look so ��🥰 while he keeps on asking u if ur comfortable whilst walking to his house 😋

Then in his bedroom, slowly making out just on lap, whilst you whisper that u wanna have sex w him, and he's like. 🥺 Asking if ur sure u wanna do that, and he reassures u sm!! Slowly kissing u everywhere, and then fingering u slow n nice, making sure u don't feel any discomfort!! And then yall actually have sex, where he just kisses the shit out of u 🥰🥰🥰 laying on his bed after a while but then u realise u have to go home :( but oh! Ur legs are literally jelly 🥴 so the fucking biggest simp he is, he piggy backs u all the way home🫂

And then, ofc you'd think that he'd ghosted u straight after, bcoz school was in 3 more days, but he still hadn't climbed through ur window as usual, and u were too scared to just text him :( just thinking abt the fact that he ghosted u after sex, BUT UR SO WRONG bcoz then 1 day before school, he pulls up with flowers and a cake and chocolates and everything, climbing through the window again 🤣, asking u to be his gf! And when he sees u upset bcoz u thought he was ghosting, he reassures u that he was only not coming over bcoz he was preparing all of this for u 🥺

You guys finally start dating, but ofc the ppl at school can't know given of ur different dynamics and one yr age gap in school, so finding time to meet up between classes, making out etc 🥴🥴 but then one day when one of seunghans friends talks abt him tryna "hit on" this one rlly cute sweet girl in a yr below, and says ur name, he can't handle it, him abd that guy getting in a fight. Seunghan coming over to urs w a bloody lip and bruise on cheek whilst ur just like "hannie :(" and he just says "nothing baby, just a lil quarrel", you cleaning his wound up, slowly kissing him everywhere, while he's just melting and so proud to have u 🥺🥺🥺

Oohh and also maybe him teaching u how to smoke weed one day, only when u ask him first tho, not like against ur willl askskssksk! Him inhaling first but then blowing the smoke in ur mouth EUGHHH SO HOT 🥴🥴 in conclusion he'd just be the sweetest bsf ever, defending u from everyone and everything, and also make u feel so giddy and melting in love..... Mmm, seunghan leaving hickies where ur parents can't see, like between ur thighs or ur tits, and he's always like "so happy ur mine, baby" AHHHHHHHH!

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed ceeceebear!!! Pls add or respond to this if u have more thoughts related to it 😋😋🥰

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NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY OMFG!!! i loved reading this so much🥹🥹 you rlly rlly would make seunghan’s heart melt and all his friends would be questioning it because they’d never seen him so in love before :( also you should consider writing choccie hehe i rlly loved this concept you wrote aaaaa !!! everyone say thank you choccie for blessing us :P