#Hio's thoughts and not thoughts

[hioitself]

god please take away the feminine body structure from me and give it to a trans girl who wants it

[ask-yohio-loid]

Ok I need to go find how to get this stuff off of me-

"So um..you enjoying this place? Haha.."

Damn it..well, it can't hurt to talk a little right?

@asking-the-groundhog-named-rin

[aestknowsbest]

Wanna draw itty bitty baby Louis grieve trio meeting their older selves and the first thing outta tiny ten year old Darla's mouth is 'where the fuck did my melanin go'

[late-night-vocaloid]

(disclaimer there's no hio news this is old stuff)

I was never a huge hio stan specifically but these runner-up designs in particular are so sick

he should've been pink

[lrninglnguage]

“Y” vs. “E” in Spanish

I just learned (quite literally) that the word "e" exists in Spanish like in Portuguese (meaning "and") and I was a little surprised because I thought Spanish only used "y". But although they are used for the same reasons (as connectives) they have different uses.

You see, you generally really use "y" to connect words. However, there is an exception! When the word that follows starts with an "i" sound, then we use "e", even if the word starts with a "h" (which is silent in Spanish). For example:

Padre e hijo

Español e inglés

Julieta dijo que su hermano es sucio e inmoral.

Él era donante de pulmón e hígado.

But why does this happen? Well, since the conjugation "y" is pronounced like “i”, if we used it with another word that also starts with an "i", then it would sound awkward or unclear, because the sounds would merge like “iinmoral” ou “iígado”. So we use "E".

But! There's an exception to the exception: if the word start with an “hia”, “hie” ou “hio”, we use the conjugation "y". Some examples:

La piedra está limpia y hialina.

Es un tiempo de fuego y hielo.

Atropina y hioscina son alcaloides.

Note: In “tú y yo,” we use “y” because “yo” starts with a “y” sound, not an “i” sound.

[doukeshi-kun]

Ahem…Keshi…any thoughts about pornstar!nikolai? 🎤

I just think he’d be perfect for that job. He has a nice physique, a huge cock, he’s got the stamina, the enthusiasm— he’d be having so much fun. Just imagine something similar to the director!nikolai x reader AU, but here, Nikolai would be a well-known and pretty successful porn actor already, and the reader is a newbie and she gets to be Kolya‘s co-star!! Totally not losing my mind about this :>

𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧!𝙣𝙞𝙠𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙞 + 𝙣𝙚𝙬𝙗𝙞𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧

replies ✥ i couldn't articulate my thoughts well but here's a drabble because i definitely agree with you hio. i agree with you a HUNDRED percent. will i probably make this another au/series? most likely ayeee

contents ✥ n.sfw 18+, fem!reader, petnames

“Nice to meet you, sugar.”

You shyly accept Nikolai's hand, shaking it. Your heart is beating fast as he sits right next to you with a few papers in hand. You know what are those—they are contracts and briefings for a short porn movie you are about to film with this hot star right next to you.

You have known Nikolai since a few years ago when you first stumbled upon his video on a website while you were trying to satisfy yourself from your own sexual frustration. Safe to say, most, if not all, of his videos, certainly did help you get off. You have heard from some of your lucky pornstar friends that has worked with him of how good he is in bed.

Not to mention, his physique is enough to make your imagination run wild.

You started as a camgirl, before a few producers reached you out, offering roles. You declined them though, as you are anxious to venture deeper into the industry. However, you did accept this particular offer a little too quickly. An offer to film a porn video with Nikolai—who doesn't want that?

“Are you nervous?” He asks. His voice is sultry and gentle, though his grin is naughty and playful. You nod slowly. Your eyes can't help but trail from his body to his crotch. He is wearing a compressed black shirt and grey joggers. He is sitting with his legs spread as he skims the pages of the contract. It is just the two of you in the small prep room, as the staff are probably out there preparing the scene—you don't care. It is hard to think when Nikolai is beside you.

“My eyes are up here, sugar.” He says in a teasing voice and you look up immediately with a flustered face. Nikolai cackles—his voice is so nice. “You’re so cute. Don't be sorry, I'm used to it.” He winks.

You smile sheepishly, fiddling with your fingers. This prep room is hot—too fucking hot, even with the AC on. The very cock you watched almost every night is just within your reach. Your mouth waters, so you reach your cup of water to quench your non-existent thirst.

“I actually haven't seen you before... in videos.” Nikolai suddenly says as he puts down the papers on his thigh.

“Oh, right. I'm— This is my first recording for this kind of stuff.” You reply. Nikolai tilts his head, confused.

“Wait, so... Wait, do you even know what are we about to do right now?”

“I-I do! I mean, this is my first recording as a p-pornstar, you know. I am actually a camgirl... before I got offered to this.”

“May I see?”

You want to die—Nikolai wants to watch your videos? You are not even that popular but you do have a following. He gives you his phone, for you to search yourself. “Well, I guess.” You say as you search your own site for him to see. He grins, taking the phone once you find it.

He scrolls through your page, humming and chuckling at something you wish to not know. He looks at you, eyes studying you up and down and then to the screen. “You’re a faceless camgirl. No wonder I haven't seen you before.”

“Y-Yeah...”

“Hm?”

Nikolai clicks on one of your videos and you squeal in embarrassment when you realize that video was recorded when you were wearing a very sexy harlequin costume. You remember the whole time you were pleasing yourself to the camera, your mind kept replaying a certain porn video that was starred by Nikolai. It is impressive how you did not scream out his name when you squirted right onto the camera.

“You look sexy in that, sugar. So gorgeous!” He praises and your cunt clenches when you hear it. “I happen to love this sort of costume myself.” He adds and you swear your stomach feels funny at this point.

“I'll dress up like that more for you.”

“Oh?”

You bite your lips, realizing you just said it. But you know you cannot be timid, especially as a pornstar. So you give him a little sly smile, bringing your face closer to him. “What if I say that I dress like that because of you?”

Nikolai snorts, nudging your chin teasingly. “Confidence, I see. I like that too.” He says before he clicks on the 'Follow' button. “How about this, sugar? If you do well for today's filming, I'll bring you to my place.”

Your eyes widen. You want to nod eagerly, you do. But suddenly, the door to the prep room is opened from the outside. A staff calls for Nikolai to get him ready. He gets up and fixes his joggers. Your eyes catch the sight of the lines of his cock—it's big—through the fabric and you find yourself swallowing your saliva at the excitement brewing in your heart. Nikolai smirks, knowing well that he just got himself a jackpot.

“Look forward to it, sugar. You're gonna have fun, I promise ya'.”

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[hioriri]

-cuddles!-

featured character ☆ itoshi sae

tag(s): fluff! ☆

divider @cafekitsune

apologies if this is out of character.

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        No joke, period cramps hurt a lot. What's included in the monthly cycles are also mood swings, you're definitely ten times extra sensitive when it's that time of the month. Well today, you woke up quite late, maybe around eleven o'clock or so. Next to the wooden night stand, there's a white envelope. You take it and gently ripped off the cute little pink heart sticker on it. Then, you reached for the folded white piece of paper. The note read;

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Y/n, you probably woke up to see this note by the nightstand. Around this time I'm probably not home. I may come home around nine o'clock, do whatever you'd like for the whole day. As always, I love you.

-Sae

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        You smiled reading the note and the "I love you" that Sae wrote down in black ink. After being fully awake (maybe lying in bed for an extra 10 minutes), you straightened the bed sheets and comforter then started feeling hungry and so, you headed down to the kitchen and made some breakfast. After eating some toast with avocado and eggs, you decided to take a shower and do some skin care. Finally, you just plop on the navy blue sofa and decided to just binge watch Tales of the Nine Tailed since it seemed interesting. You got your phone and scrolled on Twitter to see if there's anything new. Maybe after one or two episodes of Nine Tailed, you got sudden cramps. It felt extremely agonizing to the point where you thought you were on the verge of death. So now change of plans. For the entire day you're not going to be binge watching some k-drama but you're simply just going to wrap yourself in a blanket, tightly clench on your stomach while lying on the couch, play dead, and wait for Sae to come home. 

༊*·˚ around 9 o'clock

        You hear the keys jingling and the sound of a door opening and closing. "I'm home" Sae calls out but it was dead silent. "Saeee..." you whine. Sae heads over to the couch and sees you lying down, wrapped in a white fluffy blanket. You sniffled, there were dry tear stains on your cheeks and he could clearly see them, your eyes were also quite puffy and red. "Angel, what happened?" Sae looks at you, a very concerned look on his face. "Cramps..." you pout. Sae gently strokes your head then heads to the kitchen to warm up some milk and a hot water bottle. A few minutes later, he then proceeds to give you a mug with warm milk and a plush-like hot water bottle. "Thank you." you then take a sip of the warm milk from the light colored orange ceramic mug. "You're welcome. Is there anything else you'd like?" "Hug..." you looked away, feeling a little embarrassed. Sae then kisses you on the cheek and embraces you in his arms for a long long time. You nuzzle against his neck, much like a cat. "Is there anything you'd like to do or watch?" your face instantly glows up. "I want to watch Spirited Away with you!!" A smile appeared on Sae's face. "Of course."

        About 50 minutes left, you fell asleep against Sae. Sae grabs the remote and turns off the TV, afraid that the sound and brightness would wake you up. This all ends when he whispers a "I love you" and slowly falling asleep next to you. 

i have little info about sae's personality so i apologize if it's very out of character. but anyways, tysm for reading :3

-hio

©hioriri / please do not copy, repost, or translate. likes and reblogs are accepted and appreciated!

[oliversbiggestfan]

vocaloid headcannons and designs

Big wall of text yayy

Here are some of my vocaloid designsss yes oliver is very short (he’s as short as yuki and shes 9 LOL) its a bit embarrassing how most of the vocaloids i hc as siblings dont even look like eachother, like Ruby And Hio are biological siblings and they’re only similarity is that they both have red eyes… like oliver and hio look more like biological siblings and oliver is adopted! Anyway in my hc iroha and yuki are siblings and flower and maika are siblings along with hime and mitoko. The ones with cannon ages stay their age but piko is 17, flower is 16, ruby is like 16 i think, does she have a cannon age? And fukase is 14-15 i can’t decide. Also am i the only one who headcannons fukase as chubby/NOT skinny? To me, his original art doesn’t make him look very skinny, same with ruby! Anyway if you think people calling the piko, flower, fukase, and oliver friend group the “memesquad” is cringe dont talk to me i love the memesquad. Oh also Hio and Maika are dating as well as flower and fukase, iroha does like oliver but Oliver is scared of the idea of having a girlfriend. Piko was olivers babysitter when he was younger and now they’re friends. Hio and Oliver are suuper close, Hio got a little sad when oliver started spending more time with fukase and other friends because Hio had always been Olivers best friend, because oliver isnt very good at making friends. Oliver and yuki play Fortnite together and sometimes ruby joins them because she gets sick of seeing oliver rage quit after getting killed by yuki for the tenth time. Oliver and Flower met because flower had to come over to their house with maika.

yuki and iroha own like 4 house cats, yuki’s is named apple pie and iroha insisted on naming hers hello kitty. Flower has a snake she probably named something emo cuz she got it when she was like 13. Oliver of course has james, but hio also has a cat and one of the only reasons hio and oliver get in to fights is because hios cat tried to eat james.

(i showed this to my mom and she thought fukase was a girl and when i said he was a boy she said “..thats a skirt” and i just stared at her and went “yeah.”)

[askkaimeilu]

Continuation to interaction with ask-yohio-loid: :3

*La smol bean approaches*

Meiko: Nori? I didn't noticed you coming, thought you were playing-

(But Nori is too impressed by Hio)

@ask-yohio-loid

[Mun: Thank you sm again for your answer! I really appreciate! Hope you'll have a lot of fun on Vocasummer25! :3]

(P.S. You folks can read about Nori and other kiddos here:)

[oldenglishtextposts]

Hallo! I love your blog! I was wondering if I could ask for a translation? For the sentence: "The norms of English will keep changing anyway." Doesn't have to be exactly literal if you know a better way to express such a sentiment. Or alternatively if you happen to know a stock phrase / proverb that could go alongside, with any of a sort of 'oh well' 'life goes on' 'times will change' 'who knows what the future holds' broad vibe (maybe this angle would in fact not be less work for you in which case please disregard). (I was trying to look up Old English proverbs but had not found any that seemed applicable enough yet... Full disclosure this is because I would like to include a little bit of Old English in a webcomic I make. Absolutely no pressure if you are busy or don't feel like it or whatever, just thought I'd ask since your pinned post said people could :) tyvm either way!)

this might not be exactly what you're looking for, but perhaps "wyrd bið ful aræred"? This is a line from one of my favorite poems, the wanderer, but the context kind of suggests it was a known idiom (in academic terms, gnomic). It means something like "fate is already written" (here's a whole essay on translating it though). There's also "Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel" from Beowulf meaning "fate always goes as she must"

You might also try looking at Maxim I and II, which are two poems that are just big collections of idioms and proverbs. I'm not super familiar with them, but there are translations on the OE poetry project website I just linked.

[denaliwrites]

My Heart's a Stereo

Crowley x GN!Reader

Summary: Crowley fears a lot of things, but losing you is at the top of hios list.

Soundtrack: Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes

Requests: Open!

Warnings: Canon-Typical Heart Proble--wait...

Life had, rather ironically, been a tad bit hectic since the doctors discovered something wrong with your heart. You understood, of course. You were young and otherwise healthy. There was really no reason for there to be a problem, so they were in a rush to find the proper diagnosis and fix you -- well, assuming it could be fixed, anyway.

And your poor boyfriend -- you could tell the situation pained him more than it did you, scared him more than it did you. Not that you weren't pained or scared, because of course you were. He just seemed... more open about it, like he couldn't be bothered to repress it.

Or maybe he wanted to show you that it was okay to be those things.

Even with that thought in mind, you didn't really let it show just how rattled you were over the whole thing. Crowley worried enough for the both of you, he didn't need yours compounding his.

Two months of extensive testing and few conclusive results didn't break you down. A third month of even more tests and several bad results delivered with devastating simplicity in a too-bright office painted in Caribbean sea green and decorated with gold and teal corporate art blotches didn't break you down.

No, what finally broke you down was the first night Crowley shook you awake.

It was a random night sometime in the fourth month -- the doctors were still running batteries of tests, but they'd generally accepted a diagnosis and had moved on to treatment.

Crowley insisted on staying by your side, at all times. In the doctors' offices, at home, at the grocery store, in Aziraphale's bookshop and, most adamantly, in bed.

He'd forbidden doing anything fun in that bed, so you weren't sure why he wanted so badly to be there.

At least, until you were woken one night to him desperately shaking you awake.

You blinked blearily up at him, eyes struggling to focus through the sleep still clawing at your consciousness and the aggressive shaking that was slowly working to chase away the sleep.

"C--Crowley," you whimpered, trying to shrug him off. "What the hell--stop!"

He stopped instantly, eyes widening as if he'd only just realized you were awake.

"I'm sorry," he muttered, stroking your face and chest lovingly -- no... wonderingly. "I'm so sorry. I just --" He made a sound at the back of his throat, but it wasn't like the one he usually made. This one sounded like a choked sob. "I just needed to make sure."

"Make sure? What?"

"That you were... I-I just... the thing is..."

"Crowley, please just tell me."

He hesitated, and you could see the gears behind his eyes turning, contemplating the best course of action. Whether telling you was a good idea or not. At first, you thought maybe he wasn't going to say anything. But then, quietly...

"Your heart stopped."

Oh.

"I had my ear over your heart, so I could listen -- hearing it, it comforts me. Knowing it's still going. I just... that's all I do, all night. Listen to your heart... but it -- it stopped. It stopped and --"

You weren't sure when the first tear fell, but you felt the dam break and you felt the sobs that shook your whole body.

Instantly, Crowley had you in his arms, wrapped up tight in a warm embrace that relaxed you all the way through.

"If you tell me it's okay to be scared," you managed through your sobs, "I swear to God."

He laughed, and it sounded wet, and you realized that he was crying too. "Sick of hearing me say that?"

"I'm sick of everyone saying it."

"Yeah, fair enough." He laughed again, and through the tears, you managed to join him.

The two of you stayed locked in that embrace for what felt like hours and, hell, maybe it was. Eventually, though, you mutually disengaged. While you wiped the tears from your face, Crowley moved to a stand.

"Where are you going?" you asked.

He leaned down and planted a gentle kiss in the center of your forehead. "I am going to go get you a hot chocolate."

You couldn't help the little moan that broke out from the back of your throat. "Okay, that does sound good... I guess you can go."

"Thank you, darling," he said teasingly.

You weren't left alone very long -- after that scare, you were sure Crowley would want to start following you even into the places he'd dared not go before, like the toilet and shower.

And though the moment of being alone was nice, you couldn't help but feel relief when you saw him walk in the door, mug of hot cocoa in hand.

He passed it off to you, then sat next to you on the bed and leaned over to kiss your temple. "I know you're tired of hearing it, but it really is okay to be scared. It's okay to feel anything -- but it... it's not okay to bury it all and pretend you don't feel anything. Those emotions are gonna be there, whether you want them to be or not."

You sighed into your hot cocoa. "I know," you whimpered. "I guess I just... I thought maybe if I pretended nothing was different, it'd go away, and people would stop treating me so delicately like they do now. I just want people to stop acting like I'm made of porcelain suddenly."

He looked so sad -- and you could see in his eyes that he was only just realizing he'd been part of the problem. "I'm sorry," he murmured into your shoulder as he leaned in to kiss it. "I'm so sorry. I should've known. I shouldn't have let my feelings affect how I treated you."

"It's okay," you said with a light shrug. "It's okay for you to feel things too. You're my partner -- this affects you too."

He kissed your shoulder again, then pulled you into an awkward side embrace. You didn't mind, though -- you wanted nothing more than to be close to him.

He bent weirdly so that he could rest his cheek over your chest, ear pressed to the spot just over your heart. You let your head fall -- gently -- over his throat, keeping him locked in that contorted position. He didn't seem to mind, more than content to listen to the beating of your heart until long after you'd finished your hot cocoa, and fallen asleep nestled into his neck.

[hioitself]

Tv shows try to sell highschool as drinking kissing smoking throwing parties hooking up and dating but actually highschool is more like being awkward and boys hitting on your friend you made on the first day and you have to hear them and girls in general talking about it all the time while you don't feel attraction or the need to date someone and I guess that's how someone fuck up highschool days I guess

[ask-yohio-loid]

HELLO THERE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE HIO. ive met a few but I wanna say hi to YOU because it'd be fun. 🦌

-@ausgris-aurum-unofficial

@augris-aurum-unofficial

[artycomicfangirl]

So remember the Daisy and Luigi minicomic I started a while ago? Well, I got major sidetracked, because I was actually experimenting a possible SMB Movie idea!

So context! As a future Empress, the young Princess has to be knowledgeable of every culture that is within her empire.

So as part of her training from youth (and to form friendships and alliances with her people), I thought about the idea of Daisy having to visit each Kingdom in Sarasaland.

Each Kingdom’s Leaders are:

• Toto, the Sphinx King.

• Zama, The Dragon King

• Hio, The Stone King

• Kinto, the Sky King.

Daisy of course thinks of them like her family. But maybe out of all of them, she might be a bit closer to King Toto, since he might have been the first person she met when she was only a Baby.

Reason why I decided to make her have a close relationship with her people, and with the leaders be like mentors to her, is because I have headcanon plots that involve Tatanga.

When the The alien would come down to invade with his forces, the four Sarasaland Leaders chose to put their lives on the line to make sure that Daisy would be able to escape. Seeing that she would be Sarasaland’s hope to be saved from a bleak future.

With Daisy being close to them, might make her time to develop on fighting on her own?

Unlike Peach, Her training style may have been a bit more tougher. More rough around the edges and combat focused. Techniques that probably allowed her to utilize a strength of that of a strong soldier. Quick reflexes, efficiency in handling weapons during combat.

Which as she grew up, might be something like this. My own take of Daisy, wearing some traditional Birabuto kingdom attire?

I was actually watching the 1999 film ‘The Mummy’, and was inspired by Evelyn Carnahan! The idea of an Egyptian Princess who can fight always was such a fascinating idea to me!

[hioitself]

This spider has been here for so long I'm going to start charging rent

The art // The artist 🕸️🕷️

[shepscapades]

Hio can I make a a painting of some of the art you have made a will tag you in the finished piece and do whatever you want me to do for credit. :)

Ps:I have actually asked a lot of stuff on anon and thought maybe I should put one of those little name identifiers at the bottom since you have answered basically every single one of them also I hope you are having a delightful day!! :S

-Bunny :3

Sure, I don't see why not, as long as you credit me properly! :] Feel free to tag me in the finished product, i'd love to see it!