#How to Date a Magical Girl

[magicalgirloftheday]

✧・ﾟ:*Today’s magical girl of the night is: Rei Shimizu from How to Date a Magical Girl!✧・ﾟ:*

[thatsecretmagicalboy]

Cosplay of Rei Shimizu from How to Date a Magical Girl!

How to date this magical girl? You can't ✨🔪

[insaneillusionist]

SPOILERS FOR HOW TO DATE A MAGICAL GIRL UNDER THE CUT

I do feel bad for Satomi. She’s meant to make you wake up. To create your dream world, and then break it for you.

I would assume that her programming for that second part was added later, after people refused to wake up or didn’t know how to.

She likely has tried to tell people that they’re in a coma before, but they refuse to wake up, because they’re in their dream world, so why would they leave?

Murder is likely the fastest way to get someone to wake up, and she’s an AI, she’s meant for efficiency, not kindness, and those in the simulation won’t remember any of it, so none of this trauma isn’t real, it can’t be if it won’t have ramifications in the real world.

She’s just doing her job, at least until she takes over your body. After that, well…

[sour-is-sad]

[randomwritingdrabbles]

Just started rewatching futari wa precure (I had a huuuuuge precure phase when I was a kid and I watched like all the seasons available then) and I was reminded of just how similar miraculous ladybug is to precure. Like legit it is just a magical girl anime but with normal superhero outfits pasted over the top and it got me thinking about how we were fucking robbed of magical girl Adrien.

Like they should have based the outfits on what the user deemed a superhero outfit cus Adrien would be rocking up in frills and thigh high heels while Marinette would rock up in gotham hero grunge.

Like you cannot tell me that lonely baby adrien wasn't an avid consumer of precure and sailor moon but in the same vain, Marinette would have definitely been a western superhero fan with emphasis on the batfam.

Like just imagine:

Adrien: "I run off the power of love and will protect the people of paris with the help of my fairy plagg!"

Marinette, who's favourite show is batman and the only magical girl show she's seen is magi madoka: "w h a t???"

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Adrien, going through cutesy choreography that is 100% unessesary for his attack: "with the power of light I dispell you!"

Adrien: ✨️disintegrates a man✨️

Marinette: "..."

Marinette: "I am both terrified and amazed..."

(Adrien is upset he doesn't get a beam attack but he will make do by just making his cataclysm as extra as humanly possible)

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Marinette summons her lucky charm by rummaging through her utility belt, also she also has a gun because she was having a red hood phase when she got the miraculous. It shoots whatever bullets she's feeling like because creation magic bullshit.

They're mostly rubber but whenever hawkmoth shows up they become metal and also explode... Gabriel Agreste is terrified of the both of them and refuses to attend fights in person ever again, after the time that Ladybug almost blew off his leg because he was temporarily blinded by cat noir's petticoat.

[kheyys-worms]

A bunch of Trein doodles <3 we respect a man of history in this household ✨✨

[hersterical]

This tweet is all I can think of whenever we meet yet another one of Ms Frizzle’s exes who she’s called up to hook her and her class up with another cool field trip

[shrineofdolls]

uhhhh here’s argyle

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

No actually it would be funny and also thematically appropriate if fionna and simon started dating. This is so fucking funny to me

[sarenhale]

Looking forward for this "relationship" Carmy has in season 2 of The Bear to end cause it's legit the worst part of the story so far

[magicalgirloftheday]

✧・ﾟ:*Today’s magical girl of the morning is: Yui Akiyama from How to Date a Magical Girl!✧・ﾟ:*

[antiqua-lugar]

In case anyone is wondering, Baldur's Gate 3 does let you dress up your party as magical girls.

[insaneillusionist]

SPOILERS FOR HOW TO DATE A MAGICAL GIRL UNDER THE CUT

OKAY SO

YOU’RE IN A COMA

YOU’VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR A MONTH

IN GAME YOU’RE PROBABLY 19 AT THIS POINT, OR VERY CLOSE TO IT

BUT IRL YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL

YOU’RE A BABY TEENAGER WHO HAS BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK.

YOU HAVE SEEN THE GORY MURDERS OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVERS (and have actually had sex with some of them but that’s irrelevant).

AND THEN YOU WAKE UP.

I MEAN

YOU’RE CONSTANTLY BRUSHED ASIDE AS STUPID BUT ALSO

YOU’RE PROBABLY LIKE 16 AT MOST

SO YOU ARE LIKE OLDISH BUT YOU’RE ALSO A BABY

And then maybe you wake up.

Maybe you take the mystery ending.

And you have seen things you were never meant to see.

And you are horrifically scarred.

How are you even supposed to live out your life now?

The protagonist is a child.

Maybe that’s the real horror of the game.

[gollageek]

Date. Me. Magic.Girl!Horray!

[valentinoappreciator]

me, blissfully unaware that this specific song is going to throw me full-tilt into an imaginary relationship with a toxic, evil, manipulative, abusive pimp

me, seconds later