#Howdy is open for asks!

[welcome-to-neighborhood-park]

Howdy Pillar

Everyone say Howdy Do to Howdy Pillar! Playfellow Engineering is ecstatic to introduce you to Neighborhood Park's jolliest salesman. His design changes are more subtle than Barnaby's, but you can't beat perfect professionalism!

Character Information Below

Howdy Pillar is the best shopkeep this side of Home! It’s not easy but with four arms and his quick-witted charisma, Howdy makes it look as easy as discount pie! Howdy’s got a knack for funny business and loves sharing jokes and stories with visitors, but they can’t top the hilarity from his most loyal customer Barnaby. Trade jokes, quips, and alike and in exchange Howdy will offer you One Limited Time Discount Coupon to be used at any Howdy’s Place sponsored stall around the neighborhood! If your humor meets the price tag that is!

Howdy’s Place is your one-stop-shop for gifts, souvenirs, and games! Business has been booming so Howdy’s Place has had a remarkable expansion! With all that extra space not only does Howdy have more room for products, but he managed to pick not one, not two, but four miniature carnival games! Visitors at Howdy’s Place can test their luck at the Spinning Wheel, or try their hand at Ring Toss, Grasshopper, or Penny Pinch. Howdy’s Place is the home of everything you need, so don’t worry if you left your sunscreen at home because Howdy has you covered!

Hungry from all that shopping? Then Caterpillar Corner is just what you need! Attached to Howdy’s Place is Home’s top-rated diner, albeit the only one. This lively eatery offers a wide range of menu items for any appetite and diet. From the Ball Park Hotdog to Howdy’s House Salad, there’s plenty to go around! Caterpillar Corner has a variety of seating arrangements with both indoor and outdoor seating. Visitors who sit outside can enjoy their meal as they watch Barnaby’s Lazy Tree Ride ease its way under the shade.

That’s not all Howdy has to offer! Take a ride on the Caterpillar Carousel as these worms inch wondrously about! These rideable caterpillars are modeled after the very the same caterpillars visitors can find in Frank and Julie’s Garden Maze, while other, special designs are inspired by some of Howdy’s family members. It’s made clear who’s who when boarding the carousel.

Last but not least, what’s with all the stalls? Scattered throughout Neighborhood Park are different food and drink stalls for any craving! Many of these popups have been graciously sponsored by Howdy’s Place. Howdy wants to make sure that every visitor gets what they need and what they want even if he’s not there! Pretzels, churros, sodas, and more on the go delights can be found all around the neighborhood.

Eye Color: Red Height: 7'6" or 90 inches Age: mid 20s Additional Details: apron pockets, assorted pins around nametag including a green apple pin, small tail with matching pattern to antennae, noticeably fluffier

Sentient. ???

[damnation-if]

howdy fellas! i guess it's that time of year again

i'm sure all of you that have been following me for a while are sick of hearing about everything i've gone through over the past interminably long year of my life, and i'm really sorry about that... believe me, i'm sick of it too lol. anyway that's why i don't always talk a lot on here at the moment, because i'm worried about answering too many asks and coming across as annoying.

the truth is, just recently, things have finally hit a place that i can at least describe as "fairly stable." i'm hopeful i'll soon be able to afford to go to an IT place and get my files rescued, which will be a godsend for me. i'm really relieved about all of this obviously, and i keep thinking about making a post because i'm so excited to think about being able to jump right back in. but i've held myself back from telling you all that hopefully things will start moving again soon because i'm anxious about overpromising and don't want to disappoint any of you guys (any more than i already have).

if it makes any of you feel any better, i have no plans to stop writing damnation even if all of you unfollow me and i'm just writing it for myself XD i just needed to. you know. get a house and food first. so. hopefully i'll have proper good news for you all soon!

[nastylillad]

God, the things I would do to Barnaby.

Pin him against the wall and fuck him like the bitch he is (with consent obviously)

He has been a snarky brat for too long and needs to be put in his place (lovingly and sexily)

[pciu3-r]

You did it great viewer

You efforts and words have finally reached out this particular Howdy

Go ahead and ask him by yourself

Welcome to Croupier’s Howdy ask blog! Since y’all have been curious about him, I guess it’s time for him to open up with y’all

But let’s talk about rules

Friendly reminder that Croupier is what it’s considered a ‘villain’, this blog might include mentions of gore, violence, torture, disturb imagery and slightly nsfw, so we ask the discretion of the viewer

I do not condemn or promote said actions

Please do not send hate speech, or any kind of harm content in the asks, you’ll be automatically block.

Interactions: He can’t see you, for him, you’re just mere voices who happened to annoy him, so it would mean he won’t interact with other WH AU’s

This is entirely fictional and fan created, Croupier belongs to a fan project of Welcome Home.

And mostly important, have fun viewer.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Ayo come get your Howdy soup while it’s…uncomfortably warm and acidic

prolongedslurpingsound.wav

[askepitheterased]

Howdy morning's cat, How does it feel to have an ask blog all to yourself

(for context I made a howdy morning's cat ask blog)

Cat : Meow!

[umbraticstickerz]

Doodles!! Minor tw for blood!!

First time drawing Poppy lol

Howdy uses a broken Shelf as a weapon

That moment when your husband pretty violently turns into a candy zombie

As always im very open to questions about the CandyPuppet AU!

[wasalexhere]

Hello, I'm back to posting again! Here's some doodles of the Welcome Home characters!

You can request me to draw something! (it can be WH related or other stuff, feel free to ask! (no NSFW))

[howldean]

my apologies if this is a super weird question, but are you going to sf pride this year?

this is not weird!! are you the anon i got like six months ago who said you saw me there 😭😭 yes i will in fact be going this year and if you are too then you should come say hi

[howdyfriend]

ON COORE

Wiat

Hey howds

Cavum and puella

Got any lgtq hcs for em?

you know now that I think about it I don't actually. considering everything that happens in the arg stuff like that seems just so far removed.

[pepperstreak]

A mutual of mine reblogged some art you did for the mystery outfit thing, and I immediately had to follow <3 That's how I found your blog.

Hope I've posted up to expectations! I might do another mystery art game after this semester is over, so I'm glad people still like them

[dr0wn-ing]

That new pic of yours is amazing and I wishhh you would show more off

Thank you!!! Maybe I will 🤔

[dredshirtroberts]

i'm remembering why i don't stay on dating apps for long and why i have a hard time making connections with folks in general. if i have to teach one more fucking person about polite conversation with people you do not know yet, i swear to GOD.

[childoftimeandmagic]

18 + 32 for the asks??

18. Do you believe in ghosts/and or aliens?

Answer: No. Well kinda.

Okay do I believe in life existing in the universe other than on Earth? Yes Yes I do.

However I don't believe they're interested in us at all.

As for ghosts, not at all. Nope they're not real.

32. How many tabs do you have open right now?

Answer: on my laptop 3, at work 2, and on my phone 67.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

howdy again, sorry for bothering you so much! i'm not sure what your work experience is like but if you're new to the work force something i saw a while back was to act like i'm a background character doing what x characters do

so for example: i'm a graphic designer and when i have a big project that needs all my focus, it's been helpful for me to think "what would a background graphic designer character be doing during a scene?" somehow when i get into that mindset, it really helps me stay in the zone

sorry if none of that made sense, but when you mentioned masking it made me think of my little trick! ((also also i'm maybe totally not working on some laughingstock of my own as we speak LMAOOOOOO--))

no wait that's actually a Stellar tactic. my work experience boils down to: i've volunteered for a Thing a few times and thats it. and the whole time i had an internal dialogue of "be normal be normal Be Fucking Normal whatever you do don't be too You" but like... damn... if i'm just a background character....

[askepitheterased]

Howdy mornings cat, meow, can you cook?

(I made a howdy morning's cat ask blog)

Cat : Meow ( Alphabet soup stands in a bowl behind Cat )