Task: Destroy this cake. Most beautiful destruction wins. You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now.
With knives:
"...you sliced that cake up like it was a body." "He claimed at the time he turned it into a clock." "And then you said, this is my showstopper, and then you walked out." "I can't even remember doing that task." "Exactly what a serial killer would say."
Turn it into a heart:
Powerful metaphor for the age difference. An emoticon, if you will. That's what the kids do these days.
With fireworks:
*tastes the cake afterwards* *almost throws up*
Put it in the washing machine:
It didn't destroy the washing machine. But for 3 days after, some cake kept coming up into the kitchen sink. Genuinely, for some reason, they are connected.