#HyperNET

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HYPERNET COMPUTERENTERTEINMENT.INC

1995.

PLUS09386.

[twothirdsgenius]

one. more. *visible eye twitching*

[alejozimm]

hypernet//oc2ber blue.

Track: Ghost (Vincent De Moor Remix) - Tenth Planet.

[telestoapologist]

alternatively, what are strikes you enjoy or are even excited about? my top 3 are lake of shadows, nessus proving grounds, and hypernet currrent? either that or the one where ur on nessus and gotta avoid that bigass drill…..

[pineappleedits1s]

GreetingFile.txt

Salutations, my name is Dave/Pine and I am an artist in the Dave and Bambi fandom. I tend to draw and enjoy being social, I am also a writer as I write many things about my personal life and such, even fictional stories. I go by he/him/it/they/them and sometimes neopronouns! I may have some typing quirks there and then so do not mind it.

DNI:

NFSW (Not Safe For Work artists.), Proshippers, prosaken, dark shippers, boundary breakers, sukie, unlit, SHITFORBRAINZ, my cousin, Rosarie_Soul, HYPERNET, comshippers, homophobes, transphobes, zoophiles, abelists, sexiest, racists, DAVE HATERS, dnb haters, obslovetwt, shtwt, profic, harmful paraphilia’s, anti yumeshippers/selfshippers, drugtwt, edtwt, shedtwt, groomtwt, zombie twitter, loli/shotacons, lesboy, pedos, general bad people, people who try to flirt with me (if you know me enough you can!).

Fandoms:

Dave and Bambi

Dandy’s world

Bear

Cuphead

Bendy

Baldi’s Basics

Dave’s Fun Algebra Class Remastered

NOOBSQUAD

My Ghost Friend

Phighting

The Trenches

Object Central

Sprunki

Doctor Who

Poppy Playtime

Andy’s Apple Farm

Ringo’s Freakshow

Popee The Preformer

Assassination Classroom

Camp Camp

Max Design Pro

The Sun And Moon Show

Bugbo

Battle For Dream Island

Friday Night Funkin

Undertale

Forsaken

Roblox Hackers

EDDSWORLD

That’s all!! I hope you all have an amazing day.

[aboutbeverages]

First time running the Hypernet Current Nightfall?  Make sure to do this! 

[acrisius-ii]

[Interview with Isaac Wordhill, Attendant for The Pound, notable augmented pilot producer.]

"Aug pilots are weird as shit, I won't even lie. Cuz, we do clones right? One of ours dies, we just pop the template back into the vat, couple liters of growth protein in the amniotic fluid, we got a new one in half a week. Thing is, right? Damn things are horny as shit. Been trying to fix it since I got hired. We tried rinsing down the vats again and again, flushing out the amniotic, examining the growth protein-- nothing. Nada. Zilch. Gotta be something wrong with the template, and we can't edit that without risking fucking up the whole genome pattern thanks to the killcodes they snuck in their during the Reedy Act."

[Subject stops to eat some oden.]

"The handler doesn't want to appropriate the funds to give all of them outlets to exercise their newly gained 'free will' or install inhibitors that aren't in their mechs, which means every so often me and Vic have to go into the Cage and keep them off of each other. Do you understand the psychological toll it takes on a man to watch the same girl make out with three other versions of herself? Aug duty, man. You don't want it."

[Subject stops to eat more oden.]

"It's not like they don't have anything else to do. Vic tossed 'em some of his old philo books, I gave 'em my old datapad, we looted a holoscreen from one of our clean-up shifts and set it up with a couple controllers in there so they can play Wyndheim with each other. Things got HyperNet too, so they have access to every channel out there. But lo and behold, everyday me and Vic go in and there are two in the corner tongue-wrestling, three on the bed eating their faces off-- one time we caught 'em in the rafters. Took a month to clean it out."

[Subject stops to eat more oden. New question is asked. "Do you wish you worked somewhere else?]

"Oh. You got no idea. Used to be Redwood Rangers... least, till they kicked me out for the whole Tunguska fiasco. Shit... give anything to be back there. 'Course uh... don't let the handler hear that, yeah? In enough deep shit with her as it is."

[End Transcript.]

[mtb-tv]

Techists use 1337speak to encrypt messages

Within the ranks of the Archist Cult, and many other Techists of varying cultures, a pervading tradition has kept coded transmissions on radiowaves and physical messages ran from couriers secure from spies and interceptors alike. An ancient dialect now only known in the deepest most niche Hypernet circles on forgotten urbworlds, very well-educated AI programs, and dedicated Techists. To all others, the written language is truly indecipherable.

There exist 3 types, each one more secure than the last. Lower-ranking Archists are taught the first type, and taught later levels at higher ranks.

Level 1: p24153 7h3 n3xu5

Level 2: |*24153 7|-|3 |V3><(_)5

Level 3: |>/2/-!$[- '|'#[- ||[-)(|_|$

[oceansprompts]

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕠𝕡𝕤 // 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕪 𝟚 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤

this dialogue taken from destiny 2's vanguard ops strikes; hypernet current, lake of shadows, and the arm dealer. . . . adjusted for general use. . . . change as needed for usage

Let us hope that your technology continues to be resilient.

We need to get in there and stop them.

Screams, weird voices, nightmares... you name it.

It's resilient, but not impenetrable. A backdoor wouldn't be impossible.

Hopefully getting rid of whatever is at the center of this will shake all that weirdness out of the system too.

It looks like you're getting closer to the source of the problem. That track nearby looks like your best bet!

Let's just hope it's stable.

What-what was that?

Such a fragile space. This will do.

You don't want to see the pot of tea I made this morning.

Civilians are depending on you.

Mobilizing team for Operation, uh... Babydog? Why does this say Babydog? I must have forgotten to reboot the name generator.

Operation "Babydog?" Well, it has a certain ring to it, huh?

Yes... "Babydog" ... Well, the protocol is already running. Can't stop it now.

Yes, sorry, Operation "Babydog" ...We need to determine the source of — Haha! — I'm sorry, I can't.... Stand-by!

Our purification tech can only do so much. If the contamination spreads, people will die.

Good work. There's bound to be more than one.

We're making good progress, but energy readings are still off the charts.

This place is old; good thing we can't get tetanus.

If for nothing else but principle, I'm glad you're reclaiming it.

They just left that unguard...? This smells fishy to me.

Time for me to step out. I leave it to you.

Usually for an operation like this, logistical support would be provided. But it sounds like it's just us this time around.

Where'd you put my datapad? It had the notes about that thing I'm in charge of.

Into the action right away. I'm not surprised. You're up.

Whoa, wait wait wait, I'm not ready! I had a whole thing for this guy — I had charts and pictures — you know what, the one time I get it all — geez, forget it. You know what, just forget it.

Door's unlocked. But I couldn't get through without tripping their master alarm.

Not a trade I would have made, but you're the one on the ground.

Come on, how bad could one little alarm be?

Good different or bad different?

Did I just see a FLARE shoot into the sky?

Did you shoot up a flare? I thought we weren't allowed to have flares anymore after I… had nothing to do with why we're not allowed to have flares.

That's me! I must have… Oh, wait a minute. Nope not me.

Plan, schman. Take the radioactive thing, put in explode-y place. There! There's your plan.

Is this what "be brave" means for you? Didn't know it was a prayer.

Yeah, not blowing up is as good as you can hope for sometimes.

Way to reach for the stars.

Sounded like a nice dunk!

This guy's no ordinary space rhino. His weapons ain't half bad, either.

He's bound to have more. Insecure men tend to surround themselves with others like them.

Nope, she's totally right. Which is why I work alone.

I'm sorry, painted it what now?

Yeah, funny story about the Oh-roh? Oh-roh… Oh-roh-bahn… uh…

I think you should call it "payback."

Could be some really weird defenses in there. Not just flame turrets - I'm talking REALLY weird.

Why would they put a tank inside a ship?

Remember that elevator? Looks like we have to bring it down again.

Ok. Well, there are many… levels of easy.

Please don't encourage him

Oh, come on! ANOTHER one?

Wait, wait wait! Let me guess — giant flame turret.

Try to grab his flame turret blueprints after he's dead.

Watch for air support. This guy's too smart to not have a backup plan.

Eh, backup plans are overrated.

This is it. We've got him cornered… in an airfield. OK…

Now we've got you! In a… place you know way better than us. But that won't stop us. Let's get him!

Watch your six. And your twelve. You know what — just — just be careful

Sounds like I returned at just the right time. Excellent work, team.

Thanks, boss! It was by the book, the whole way.

Ok, you all are getting way too formal. Where's the energy? Let's hear some chatter out there! Huh?

The job's done. You can handle the chatter for a while.

You ever been hit with a rock? Don't joke about that.

YOU miscalculated?

Yes. Do you have any further questions?

It seems this new guy has done some “redecorating.” Although I don’t think I can call this an upgrade in terms of taste. But perhaps the cannons could be of use?

Names hold power. It is not unlikely that this new guy is a successor, who has taken up the mantle.

Unless we disable that shield, we’re sitting ducks out here!

That shield is making me mad! We’ve got to get rid of it!

Well fought! We’ve cut another head off the proverbial Hydra.

[procrastinatorproject]

From the Star Trek ask game:

48. Name a song or music genre you think each of the la Sirena holo squad would like.

I don't really listen to a lot of music, so I can't talk too much about specific songs or 20th/21st century genres. Fortunately, this is Star Trek, so I get to be creative 😁😁😁

Emil: I mean, if you've read my fic, you know my Emil listens to all kinds of opera and likes to sing it, too! Doesn't have to be Klingon opera, either. He once spent a delightful afternooon being taught the finer points of Bynar coloratura by Xyr (the star tenor Rios hooked up with one time and whom Emil has a crush on admires).

When it's not opera, Emil probably listens to various forms of jazz, about which he has Very Strong Opinions. (Of course, he would never go so far as to, say, have a protracted argument with someone on Federation hypernet message boards about the merits of warp-shift-amplifiers on Tellarite slop jazz, but in his defense, cargo runs really do get very boring sometimes when you don't want to risk turning off and not being there when your captain gets himself shot again......)

Ian: He'd say Scottish folk music as a matter of pride, but he also unironically loves it! He has a vast repository of sheet music for historic tunes set for various instruments and always keeps an eye out for new talent from Scotland or Caldos Colony that might be worth keeping an eye on. He does play the bagpipes himself, too, though usually only when nobody from te non-holographic crew is on board. He has also been known to lead a rousing round of sea shanties every now and again.

Other than that, he also enjoys really experimental genres. There was an unfortunate incident a few months ago where Ian was listening to a new album from an underground spectral punk band while he did engine maintenance. He was sure he wouldn't be bothering anyone, because the music wasn't in the audible spectrum for humans and only Rios and Agnes were on board at the time. About twenty minutes into the record, he got a very salty message from Emil, asking him to please stop playing music that could cause crippling migraines and ruptured ear drums in his patients...

Enoch: Enoch is all for the Federation equivalent of top 40 radio. He sometimes sneaks onto the holodeck to watch concert-transmissions from the latest Andorian pop princess or Bajoran singer-songwriter. When he's sitting watch on the bridge on the rare occasions Rios is asleep (not that he needs to be there, the computer would activate him, if his services were required, but it feels right to physically keep an eye on things, you know?) he'll often tune in to the biggest music broadcasts to keep up with new music and concert dates.

Enoch also has a knack for finding the exact song, musician, or current trend that is most likely to piss off Rios and to then fall in love with it completely. He claims it's entirely coincidental, and Emil has seriously considered writing a psychology paper about this phenomenon and what it might say about the origins of musical taste and aversion. Emil and Agnes have spent many an hour sipping tea together, watching with rapt attention as Enoch and Rios yell at each other about the "Taylor Swift Revival"-Revival Band and what is or isn't sacrilege to force poor Sirena to play through her speakers. (The rumour that there was popcorn consumed with the tea is pure slander, though!)

Emmet: Emmet has the great advantage that he does not give a fuck what anyone thinks of him or his taste in music. He has had phases where he'd be listening to metal and grunge at top volume (usually only in his head, though occasionally he'd "accidentally" blast it over the ship's speakers). But he also enjoys all kinds of classical and historical music and has listened to every genre of punk known to the Federation's audio libraries.

Then there was a memorable week where he got so into Trill's childrens music that Steward had to ask Ian to block the sound files, because the inane ear worms were starting to infect the other EH's over their shared neural pathways, and Rios had threatened that the next holo humming the tune to "Where are you wriggling little worm?" would be scrubbed from the system.

But Emmet's secret joy, the music he doesn't really tell the others about or ever listens to where anyone can hear, are whale songs. He knows the songs of roughly two thousand different species, both from Earth Whales and other aquatic mammals that communicate in similar fashions. He even has a few very rare recordings of space whale calls, and nobody has dared to ask what he had to do to get his hands on those.

Steward: Steward, on the other hand, cares A Lot what people think about his musical tastes. He would like to be sohpisticated and classy, and enjoy opera and jazz as much as Emil and the captain, or have some deep cultural ties to a genre of music he enjoys, like Ian. But alas, he finds it heart to really get into any of that. He has found himself tapping his foot and nodding along to some of the catchcy stuff Enoch often puts on when Rios is asleep, but he knows that's not really dignified and worries he might seem uncultured if people know he enjoys top 40 radio. (Raffi has called him a snob on more than one occasion, and he knows he'll have to do some deep thinking to overcome some of the biases his creators endowed him with, because he has come to realize his interpretation of "hospitality" differs quite a bit from what they seem to have been envisioning.)

He would really like to learn to play the guitar. He can play a lot of different instruments and his singing voice is exquisitely trained, but the guitar is one of those blindspots he was left with, after Rios's deletions to the holos' memories. Steward knows that Rios can play incredibly well himself and keeps a real, hand-crafted guitar in secure storage for the extremely rare occasions Rios has been in the mood to play. The EHH has dropped a lot of less-than-sublte hints around Agnes recently and hopes she might be able to coax Rios into getting back to a hobby he once loved.

Steward himself dreams of a time when they'll all be sitting around a campfire on the holodeck, or maybe in the open cargo bay with sand from the beach they landed on blowing up the loading ramp, and him playing the guitar as they all sing campfire songs and make smores and stockbrot.

Until then, he is going to make sure Sirena's access to the various Federation audio libraries is always running smoothly, the holodeck is perfectly calibrated and stocked to cater to everyone's needs, and their various music collections are kept in whatever way is most fitting to the individual crew member, holographic or otherwise. Because he is in charge of the welfare of every soul La Sirena, and if that means occasionally reassuring Emmet (or Rios) that he definitely s the only one besides Steward who knows about the collection of whale songs and reassuring him nobody will ever find out he likes to fall asleep to them, or helping Emil or Enoch workshop another fan letter or scathing blog post, or running simulations on Ian's latest music genres to make sure they won't wilt the botniculas, then that's all the music he needs.

--

This was fun! I was gonna apologize for the length of this, but then I doubt you mind, do you? 😁

Thank you so much for the opportunity to write about my favourite gaggle of hyper-competent idiots and their various exploits! This was a great way to do some worldbuilding and micro-fic-writing even when full ficlets seem out of reach, and I'm realy grateful for the inspiration!

If anyone else wants to know more: Send Me Star Trek Asks 💗 (Or alternatively: send me holo-asks! I'm alsways delighted to write stuff like this!)

[garuda4321]

Weekly Reset for April 16 - 23

No infographic. Fever of 102.

May 7th will also look like this.

Also. GOTD! Hypernet current! RON!

Ok, I’m gonna go rest now. Hopefully I’m better next week!

[pleuvoire]

i put all my nen into this computer and now it can go to the hypernet which is like the internet for moons

[circuitfurscaleandvines2]

🔥As the internet is full of cat videos, so too is the hypernet made of galaxy's cutest floret videos.

okay okay so. floret pet videos. affini making cute edits of their ferals getting settled into their new surroundings or their florets doing smth cute/stupid. you know this to be true

[kelgorath]

hypernet current has gone from my least favorite gm to easily one of my top 3 and it absolutely is 100% of how much the music fucks

[aboutbeverages]

Where is this Vex going?  The Hypernet Current Nightfall is going sideways!

[gosulsel]

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