#I AM FUCKING UNDER ATTACK ‼️‼️‼️

[reinabeestudio]

okay yomiel since that last ask i have been searching for what felt like 15 minutes trying to look for that one joke art i made MONTHS back and since its relevant to your AHEM BLUE CODED IDIOTS i present to thee:

we still eating together? :)?

(💘) HHHGHGKGJHH,GMGGHKHJFKFKGKGKKGKGHGGKHKHKG FUCKING HELP ME. MY TYPE... THEY ARE COLLIDIN PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME NOW 0(-(

[prim-moth]

I'm about to be so fucking annoying. This is a threat god bless

[tyunphoria]

🌪️ wearing something that turns skz on — lee know, hyunjin

[NSFW CONTENT AHEAD ‼️]

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INCLUDES: AFAB! reader x dom! lino and hyunjin, booty hunter lino, hyunjin stuffing y/n full with his fingers🤭, spanking, mentions of choking(lino), mentions of voyeurism(hyun), slightly jealous and protective hyun.

other part(s): bang chan + changbin

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Lee Know

you always forget that wearing gym tights around lee know is a goddamn risk. doing yoga always results to getting a harsh smack on your ass, the soft flesh jiggling under the force of his hand which leaves a stinging print on your skin that can last up to hours. the first time you wore them, his members started snickering as they pulled you outside to warn you of your boyfriend’s odd antics of smacking peoples ass. they would complain about it everytime. except, your case is much more special. when you first started dating, he was always so respectful (and he still is!) but ever since you started doing yoga, it gets harder and harder for him to hold back his urges.

“I can never finish my lessons because of you.” you grunt as he bends you over on the mat, your head pressed up against the yoga block with your back arched perfectly. not to mention your behind already being abused and squeezed by his impatient hands through the thin fabric. he pulls the tights down to your thighs, eyes lighting up as your ass spills over the waistband.

“then stop wearing these tights.” he scoffs. you can hear the sound of a belt unbuckling behind you. “then what am i supposed to fucking wear? jeans to yoga?—“ he cuts you off as he fully sheaths himself inside you. the motion makes you gasp, and your voice is suddenly lost due to the feeling of him. he thinks you look pretty with the look of ecstasy on your face right now as his cock hits all of the parts of you that make your toes curl.

his hand slides up to the column of your throat, tears brim in your eyes to the feeling of another harsh stinging sensation brought on your left cheek. he brings his hand down again, then again, then again. until there’s a huge blush covering your ass which made him almost come from such pretty sight. your knees buckle due to the pain and euphoria, the stimulation you were receiving was too much as his hips continue to move faster with his cock slamming into your cunt. you walls squeeze around him as he savors the delicious moans spilling out your mouth. “lino, ‘s too much…” you reach a hand behind you to swat the hand that was gripping onto your ass and tell him to slow down.

“then don’t start something you can’t finish.”

Hyunjin

“Wait! Hyun, your group’s about to come on stage!” You say, barely above a squeak as he trails his slender fingers up your skirt. hyunjin plays a smile on his lips, swiping his tongue around the hickey he painted beautifully on your neck. “Such a pretty little thing…” hyunjin was chosen to be one of the MC’s of Inkigayo. when he found out that your group was performing on the show for your comeback stage, he couldn’t get any happier and was eager to see you perform. hyunjin took note of the way your short skirt would ride up every time you moved and swayed your hips to the song. he bit his cheek throughout the whole performance. the performance was broadcasted live for thousands and thousands of fans watching; and the thought of thousands of perverts probably drooling over his partner made him furious and accidentally dig through the leather cushioned seat. “You good?” changbin asked but hyunjin only excused himself to use the restroom but instead he quietly trails behind you backstage. they tell him to hurry since they’re performing next but sparing a few minutes wouldn’t hurt, right?

he moves your underwear aside, thumb circling around your clit as he hungrily attacks your lips. “this skirt looks so beautiful on you, baby. but it’s a bit short, don’t you think? do you enjoy having people watch your ass jiggle on stage because of how slutty this skirt is? it makes really angry, y/n.” You part your lips to apologize but it was replaced by a moan as hyunjin plunges his ring and middle fingers in your already sopping wet cunt. “m’ sorry, hyun…”

He twists his wrist, pressing his long fingers into you–reveling against the shaky moan you let out in response. “fuck, baby. you’re getting so tight. how am i gonna stuff you full with my cock if i won’t be able to get the tip in?” Your mouth hangs slack as he meanly flicks his wrist, pressing his two fingers even deeper inside you and spreading them in a scissoring motion. he tucks his nose against the crook of your neck, sucking a mark against your skin, you can’t help the way you clench around him. 

hyunjin finally takes his fingers out, a whine leaving your swollen lips from biting down onto your bottom lip too hard. his thumb presses down on your swollen clit, as he begins to softly rub over the aching nub. the new feeling of pleasure is mind-melting, and the urge to grind against his hand is overwhelming. you watch as his eyes fixate on the mess between your thighs, how he finally took note to how his cock is stiff in his boxers. he sits on the vanity chair , pulling you on his lap.

“let me watch you bounce on my cock, pretty baby. keep your skirt on and try to be quiet.”

[holly-the-trash-writer]

Spencer Reid x Famous!Reader

Part 1. Part 2.

Synopsis: After your home is broken into by a stalker, your bf cheats, the FBI is called and a new romance begins to take over.

Told through Instagram posts

TW for mentions of stalkers

e!news

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e!news ‼️BREAKING‼️ Police called to Y/n L/n home after attempted break in by armed perpetrator.

Sources say Y/n was home with her boyfriend, singer Matt Carter, at the time of the break in but security chased him away.

This is not the first time an attempted break-in has been made on Y/n's property.

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y.n.is.life Oh. My. God. Praying she's okay rn 🙏🏽

user732 Why are ppl so disgusting. She's a human being. 🤬

y.nfan HE WAS ARMED 😭 so glad security chased him away!!!

user864 She must've been terrified 😢

jojo396 NOT THE FIRST TIME?!?!?!?! STAY SAFE Y/N

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram To my fans. Due to recent events it is with a heavy heart that I will be postponing my tour for the foreseeable future. I am so, so, sorry. The horrific events of these past few days have shaken me to my core. We have discussed this back and forth for hours and we decided that for your safety and my own this was the right course of action. Please keep your tickets and we will try and get new dates ASAP. Thank you for all your love and support. I love you all. Y/n and YourTourName Team. 💜

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fan872

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Fan872 I'm going to be fucking SICK. Y/n's boyfriend Matt is in Greece with some random girl!!!!!! They've been papped kissing and at restaurants!

Her house got broken into FOUR days ago and someone tried to attack her. She CANCELLED her tour due to safety concerns and HES IN GREECE CHEATING 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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user men☕️

y.n.is.mother WTF!!!!! SCUMBAG!!!!!

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stan.y/n GUYS THATS BECCA!!!! Y/NS BEST FRIEND!!!!!!

matt.is.life No it isn't. Stfu. Stop spreading rumours

stan.y/n Uhhh yes it is.... open your eyes

sarah12 You can't even see her properly?

youralbumname13 Poor Y/n!!! 💔

user Love isn't real. Stg. 😭😭

stan.y/n they were so good together!!!!!

matt.fan I feel so bad for him. The pressure he's under. He needed a break from this

fan872 YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM?! HIM?!

y.n.matt.4ever SHE ALMOST GOT ATTACKED AND YOU FEEL FOR HIM?!?!?!?!

user234 siding with the cheater💀Gross

selena.fan No. Just no.

rach12 And cheating was the way to go??

e!news

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e!news ‼️BREAKING‼️FBI arrive at Y/n L/n's condo in New York.

This comes after a second stalker incident.

Y/n's team has refused to comment.

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y/n123 How is she going through all this? 😭

username3 Poor Y/n! WE LOVE YOU ❤️

user1name Why's she in NY??

y/n.becca.drama Where have you been?

user926 Her home got broke into in L.A. Then her bf cheated on her with her best friend.

user1name OMFG?!?!?!

mama.sel OF COURSE THEY DIDNT COMMENT?!?!?!?!?! WTF?!

lovebecca

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lovebecca Becca has been receiving so much hate and death threats after recent photos of her and Matt Carter have surfaced online.

This is absolutely disgusting!! Cancel culture at its finest, yet again.

She hasn't done anything wrong.

Y/n stans are crazy and will do anything to make her look good and innocent in the media.

Y/n and Matt had broke up because Matt couldn't cope with the stress and his mental health deteriorated. So, Becca and Matt went to Greece together to cheer him up.

They're adults.

Grow up.

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justice.for.becca 💯💯 FACTS

y/nnnn I've never seen someone so wrong b4 😂

queen.tyler Ummm. No? She literally went on holiday with Y/n's bf while they're still together and going through a traumatic experience?

jessicat She's literally a home wrecker

ethan4 Imagine taking Y/n's terrifying experience and spinning it into an excuse for why you cheated 💀💀

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queen.y/n The Devil works hard but Matt Carter works harder.

e!news

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e!news Singer Y/n L/n has first public outing since the attempted break in of her home and break up with boyfriend, Singer Matt Carter.

Y/n, 24, was pictured in New York earlier today with her FBI protection.

The recent Grammy winner cancelled her tour stating security issues and mental health issues to be the cause two weeks ago.

Just days later, then boyfriend Matt Carter was spotted in Greece with Y/n's best friend Becca McKay. The two pictured in intimate moments together have led to online speculations that the two are now dating even though Matt was in a relationship at the time.

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user74 That agent though 🥵

ginaxx I know!!! He can protect me!

y.n.stan Look how thin she is 😭😭😭

hater927 "Mental health" mmmkay snowflake

bi.queen You get stalked, have someone threaten your life and have your bf cheat on you with your best friend and THEN we'll talk about your mental health. 🤡

grow.up.y/n She looks gross 🤮

y/nnnn The irony of your name.

love.you.y/n So happy you're going back outside!!! Stay strong ❤️

everything.y/n

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everything.y/n Y/N CONTENT!! I'm so so so happy that she feels comfortable posting again. Even if comments are heavily monitored.

I missed her so much! I hope everything is going OK with her and she's staying safe.

P.s. she also deleted every single pic of Matt and Becca off her IG. We Stannnnnnn!!!

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girl.bossss Even her shadow slays 😭

dantheman She seems comfortable around the FBI. I'd be tense all the damn TIME

oui.oui. her deleting every trace of them is such a power move!!! Revenge era.

y/n.queen SHES AT THE PIANO! WHATS SHE WRITING?!?!?!?!?!?!

matt.fan The pic of them 2 in the HP robes is so cute 🥹

bye.segual. Was. Was so cute. Not now

hate.y/n Her need for attention is sad

doc.martina Why are you HERE THEN?

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram Figuring out what to do next has been one of the hardest things to do. After thinking it over for the past month we have all agreed that being on stage is the right thing for me right now. Life tests us all and this is my test and I will not lose. I will not back down. You all mean so much to me than you will ever know and Yourtourname will continue in NYC in two weeks. Your support has filled my heart with so much love. Stay safe. I'll see you soon 💜

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[sillysosillyangel]

TW: oral sex, heat cycles, breeding kink, and Long post

Top Niki lets go

The thing that he is now a cat and a reaper has his impulses running free so when it is reproductive season THIS reproductive season and he will not stop until he is sure that he is full of kittens/empty his balls well and filling his partner with cute babies. He has to reproduce well and his body is able to go no stop until he is sure that there is a new life on the way growing inside him.

Theres a thing about Missa: he is very sensitive and emotional, which he was before he died and he still is now.

Missa always wears his heart on his sleeve, he can't just reproduce and leave like that, no, he has to pamper his partner and make sure they are okay (sometimes he forgets to check himself).

The tongue baths when he spends his heats/ruts with Philza are very recurrent, primping is very important for cats as preen is for avians so his sandpaper tongue is everywhere, rubbing his nose against Phil's blonde hair and his short trail of facial hair, rubbing his husband's belly slightly swollen with cum with his hands, also resting his head against Phil's stomach, he knows there are no kittens there yet but it is so warm and soft and he smells their two smells mixed together, so he can't help but lean there and purr like an engine.

He will meow in alarm if his partner tries to move away or just move abruptly, and will whimper weakly if they don't want cuddles. Rut/Heat makes him so vulnerable that he will cry if he is rejected.

Phil honestly knows he's the same during his mating periods only he is more demanding and he's not having any "thats not necessary" shit (staring at Etoiles and Missa) his bird instincts practically preen under Missa's attention and gentle affection as they come down from the afterglow of the orgasms, puffing out his chest proudly until he feel his little (kitty-like) licks all over the fat and muscle of his pectorals (his tits) checking every bruise and bite that Missa left during the act and showering them with soft kisses.

Unfortunately Phil's chest is very sensitive and Missa's tongue is a lot of stimulation, his feathers fluff up because he feels so, so loved and feels so good, his cock can't get hard that soon but the stimulation on his pecs, the hot cum coming out from his hole, and Missa's purrs on him sure don't make it any easier.

Thinking about that, Philza's instincts go crazy from being under his husband's heat-induced attack, from being under a predator but above all there is a wild power trip when he is the one who fucks Missa into oblivion, so sure that he will be filled with his eggs or babies or whatever he wants because he is his, his Missa to fill, to breed.

(Ugh Pissa possessive my beloved)

Walking away from my favorite couple!

I am sure that Nikki is the perfect dom for Missa (lynx Nikki) she is kind and tough, she will not hesitate to guide him in the best way possible. They're both feline hybrids and if Phil's old bones can't catch up with what it's like to technically fuck an undead (who doesn't need rest as much as others) then there she is.

Missa eating pussy 🗣‼️

Missa is huge, so tall and his tongue matches the rest of him, he looks wonderful bent on his knees before her, he usually has a hard time handling himself, his pretty mouth would normally mew and beg to be fucked into a drooling mess but when Niki look like this he is totally speechless

Mute and becoming small before her, his cock is practically raised, begging for attention, for release. She laughs easily, her tail wags like a predator about to tear off his neck, and her eyes look at him hungrily.

A Good boy, he wants to be a good boy. Good boys are breed nice and full. His ears lower in submission and his tail trembles as he wraps around his own leg. He tries not to rub his thighs because he's a good boy and he can hear the airy laughter of the alpha feline in the room. She rises above him. on top of his him.

Niki is sitting on the high cushions making a mound high enough to make it comfortable to lie down and squirm on, her back resting on a makeshift backrest and she looks at him as if he were a snack. She is pretty and he can recognize the cat features around her but above all he can see the lynx evolution in her, it makes him want to bare his neck whole for her.

Missa is kneeling on the floor, his knees on a comfortable cushion she laid out for him, his back hunched and dwarfing his long frame, right between his pretty legs, one hand gently combing through his black locks, he can feel the huge claws running down he. She takes her time putting each loose hair out of his pretty face and Missa whimpers at the gentle attention, leaning on her hand seeking more of her touch.

When she finishes clearing the reaper's face she comments “You are such a cute kitty, you know?, with such a cute tongue” And Missa lets out a high-pitched, broken moan, please.

Niki grinned as if she read her mind “it's okay kitten, you can taste me.”

And Missa dives like a man in the desert, she smells so good, she tastes so good his musk smell is juicy and he slurps like he needs it to live Missa is good at eating pussy but with the rut/heat he gets wonderfully messy, his tongue is as big as he would be so easy just to put it inside to stretch her for something bigger and- But his tongue goes from bottom to top, from her hot hole to above her clintoris, it runs and covers her entire pussy with thick saliva and he begins to lick messily inside her vaginal lips.

It's not the first time Niki has had other cats but the sandy texture of their tongues is always a shock of pleasure and Missa is eating her as if he could cum with just that (he could if he wasn't in heat/rut) she doesn't pull his hair but keep her hand there, a guide or a cable to reality, see it as you wish.

Until Missa shoves his unnaturally long tongue inside her and she's the one who could use a cablenow, the satisfied moans and praises are interrupted by the slow intrusion of his big wet, raspy tongue that drags a scream out of Niki's throat

Oh it's deep, deep inside her, normal tongues can't, but Missa isn't normal, anatomically.

His tongue basically massages Niki's velvety walls, warm and so good

The moans resonate louder as Misssa begins to fuck her with his tongue, he pulls out, eats her pussy and starts fucking with his tongue in until he even feels the pain in his lower jaw.

Niki moans praise and her fingers cling to Missa's hair, “good boy” “good tongue” “you were made for this, dont you?” “use that pretty tongue of yours well, Kätzchen.”

When the heat begins to build like a spring inside her, she pulls Missa's hair away and he tries to get back between her legs like a bee to honey.

"No, no, bad kitty, stay still"

Missa whimpers sadly but slowly obeys until he is still on his knees. His cock looks hard and angry crying precum and his face, oh his face is a mess of Niki's slickness, he is still held by his hair, he looks like he's going to beg at any second but one look shuts him up good and quick, he wants to be a good boy, he must be her good boy.

Niki breathes slowly and laughs, incredulous of what just happened, it was so fast, she was almost there but she also felt like maybe...

"Missa?"

Her ears perk up in the direction of her voice and he looks at her stuttering a "yes?" mute and shy. Niki wonders if he is the same man who tried to eat her just seconds before

"You can touch yourself" Missa seems grateful as he would be before the statue of a goddness, looking at her and his eyes light up with momentary happiness. "but you can't cum until I say you can, Kätzchen"

Missa nods desperately, a drunk and nervous smile eats his face.

"I need to hear you, mate, for your sake"

"Y-yes" she can hear that his voice comes out broken and a little primal but that's okay.

As soon as Missa returns to his place between Niki's legs she keeps her hand holding the black locks, making sure he continues slower on herself and on his own cock. At some point he is fucking her with his tongue again and she caresses his ears which creates a deep purr that goes through her like a vibrator, Niki gasps

“Yes like that, just like that.”

Missa does a really good job as a personal vibrator, he starts using his fingers to stimulate the rest of her pussy because his tongue is pretty busy, his mouth is practically hitting it between moans and purrs and his bony fingers do a wonderful job caressing her folds and playing with her clitoris until it occurs to her to rub her fingers against the hole where her tongue is ruined and Niki gasp from the depths of her throat.

That noise makes Missa's pussy wetter and his tail twitches eagerly at him. She presses his head against her in an unspoken order to clean up which he obviously does perfectly.

When he finishes she allow him to free himself from her still without letting go of his hair but she is no longer caressing these sensitive ears of his, Missa struggles to catch his breath not that he is away for Nikis's pussy noticing that he was on the verge of fainting between her legs and he not would have even cared.

Niki brushes the pink half of her hair out of her face and begins to bathe Missa in slow, soft strokes that make him melt, even scratching under his jaw when he rests his head on her knee, looking at her with dilated pupils and a soft contented purr in his chest.

"You are such a good kitten, so well trained, Phil was right, you know how to use that pretty tongue of yours, my good boy".

They both know that another painful heat wave can return at any moment and that Missa hasn't come, his hand passes slowly over his cock there is no point in wasting his semen unless it is filling his mating partner and he whines, part of him wants to beg to be let to cum inside as much as he wants her destroy him but he also wants to pamper and shower his bleeding affection on his mistress while she comes down from orgasm,

It is in the midst of that agonizing doubt that the door opens revealing his mate, his husband, his dear bird and father of his children.

And Phil looks very calm to be walking into a room with two hormone-filled feline predators but he smiles softly and Niki is the first to break the silence.

"You were right he has such a good mouth"

"Glad you like it, did Missa behave well?" Missa moaned, still on Niki's knee, he doesn't want to get away from her, but his soulmate is there and he just wants to touch him, so it's hard to decide.

"More than well, he will be a perfect addition for when others' heat cycles begin" She rakes the nerves of Missa's ears with her claws and he melts. "Very cute and obedient, did you train him to be like that?"

"Oh, no" Phil laughs softly, his eyes do not leave the way Missa is on his knees, "He is already a whore like that" It shouldn't make him feel this way just for the way they talk about him as if he's not there, but it does and he whimpers, his tail unconsciously wrapping itself around Phil's ankle, begging for him to join them.

"Unfortunately it won't be today, mate, but cheer up the others will be really excited for getting another kitty to will join them."

[sqvudgeboy]

i am under fucking attack‼️

[kipdotnet]

I am fucking under attack ‼️‼️‼️

[carlislecullen-taxevader]

just finished reading midnight sun for the second time and here are my thoughts no one asked for:

(warning: spoilers obviously but this is also stupid long bc I don’t know how to shut up)

am I an edward cullen stan?

yes

do I want to be?

no

he is insufferable

tanya funding edward submerged in a snow bank just sulking

apparently vampires can move so fast they don’t leave any footprints in the snow???

physics smeyer??

but does this mean they could walk on water?

also eddie, buddy, you aren’t hades

you are just depressed and repressed and horny

and bella is not persephone, she hates greenery and her favorite color is brown

speaking of bella being persephone: she was simply eating mushroom ravioli

not condemning herself to the underworld

literally take a deep breath and calm down

also it’s not super cool of you, edward, to throw rosalie’s revenge on her attackers back at her

I truly wish she would have burned edward’s car just for the remark he made

also are we just going to gloss over the blatant favoritism that carlisle and esme show towards edward???

like come on

i know you’ve known him the longest but he’s been sulking around for literal decades and thats who you pick to be your fave??? when literally anyone else exists??

@alice and jasper: y’all need a dog??? i can bark

i’ll never forgive smeyer for making jasper a confederate soldier. never.

emmett my man, he’s just happy to be here

emmett might be our resident himbo but carlisle doesn’t have a thought behind his eyes and I stand by that

no I won’t elaborate

edward debating the entire book if bella is mentally stable

carlisle calling up billy and being like “lol we’re back hehe”

so um does bella not have a screen on her window??

I don’t think she does but if that’s the case then why the fuck doesn’t edward worry about her falling out the window?

he literally is worried about a meteorite crashing through her room during the night but not about her screen-less window

also not him justifying being a stalker with “well my family commits tax fraud on the daily so it’s fine”

and him bringing wd40 to oil the window

“it was enlightening and alluring to watch her in her element” babes she’s making a bowl of cheerios

I can’t stand him

the way eddie is convinced bella thinks he’s repulsive and disgusting

sir

I would live and die for charlie swan

and that’s all I will say on that

carlisle sending edward out for a night on the town so he can set up a christmas tree for him!!!!

emmett and jasper’s huge and elaborate game of chess

alice helping jasper cheat

jasper and emmett not letting edward play so he sulks around like a child

show me more of that smeyer

oh oh oh edward and alice’s relationship

honestly, it’s precious

that’s what I want to see

edward categorizing all the insects in the meadow and the surrounding area to calm his horny ass is peak comedy

very mormon of you smeyer

I knew edward was a car boy

reluctant but aware

however, I still hate it

edward being obsessed with cars: kinda cute bc he really is obsessed but also mainly nauseating

rosalie being obsessed with cars: simply sexy

the way smeyer just elaborates on things after the fact

like just completely neglected jaspers power the entire saga and so in ms she’s like “oops maybe I should talk about that”

and i’m glad she did bc!!! it’s so cool

i’ve always loved what jasper could do but it’s actually super complex and cool and I love him

him using his power to protect bella during the baseball scene from james

emmett and jasper being edward’s side mirrors is peak entertainment

edward making carlisle text babysitting instructions to alice

but also edward mansplaining how much water bella needs to carlisle as if he’s not an actual doctor

also real quick

the amount of malpractice in this damn book

‼️carlisle‼️drugged‼️and‼️left‼️a‼️soccer‼️mom‼️on‼️the‼️side‼️of‼️a‼️phoenix‼️freeway‼️

just left her stranded in the heat

I hate it here

emmett throwing the gaudy stolen car into oncoming traffic was my favorite part

however

aren’t you guys suppose to even vaguely pass as human???

besties

hate to break it to you

but that doesn’t cut it

it would hit me at random times that edward is literally 17 years old

someone tell me why they let the 17 year old orchestrate the car chase????

also edward wasting time trying to pick out which car he likes the best for said car chase and alice is like bitch ur gf is dying we gotta go

anyway someone tell me why edward sucking the venom out of the bite on bella’s hand is synonymous with the mental image of someone putting their head and open mouth under a soda fountain??

edward saying “but i’m a vampire!!” never fails to make me laugh

like babes we know

also you mean to tell me that jasper was in the dance studio with all of bella’s blood and a car with bella bleeding and her blood all over her and edward and carlisle and he never once thought of reacting (if he would have, edward definitely would have said something) but it was a little paper cut in new moon that did it for him????

I don’t buy it

alice wearing an oversized sweatshirt and smeyer calling it avant-garde

an oversized sweatshirt AND jaspers huge watch

that’s not avant-garde bestie

alice having so much fun orchestrating and staging the supposed accident at the hotel

I love her

renee is insufferable

get her out of here

i will say that the way edward describes peoples minds is really cool

like how charlie’s is quiet and low and jacob’s is bright and warm and content

that’s sweet I like that

there’s so much more I could say but this has gone on for too long

will say that it is shitty of eddie to have seen the vision of bella catatonic in new moon and still made the decision to leave her eventually

my final thoughts: edward, do better

[scandeniall]

love you, i guess

pairing: suna x reader

Suna is the type of bf to wake you up on your birthday and just look at you like “yk it’s your birthday right?” Like you’re not tryna sleep in 😔‼️ he don’t even tell you happy birthday at first

a/n: so its officially my 22nd birthday so heres the first (of maybe like 2 or 3 birthday!reader fics (let me LIVE)

also this is in the same relationship dynamic as all my other sunarin hc’s lol. There are several easter eggs here!

A sudden weight crushing your side is enough to pull you out of your sleep. Any attempt to push the body off yours is feeble and all you can do is groan in both annoyance and exhaustion. “Rin get off”

You’re met with a face full of hair as Suna nuzzles in face in the crook of your neck before getting up.

“Dude, what the fuck.” Trying to pull the covers that had slipped in his attack fails as he grabs the fabric and shrugs.

“It’s your birthday.” He simply hands you your phone as you double check the day and in fact are met with the day. Your eyes then drift to the time on your phone and you huff.

“It’s 9 am.”

“Whatever. I ordered some breakfast and I’m hungry.” His words come out boredly but you can see the slightest bit of nerves swirling in his eyes and you soften.

“Rin,” you drag out the end of his name as you scramble up to place a kiss on his cheek.

——

“You got any plans today?” The two of you had just finished eating and Suna watched as you straightened up. He’d settled on the couch, game all set up as he waited for you to plop now next to him.

“(Y/F/N) insists on taking me for lunch. That’s about it. Did you want to do something?” You eye your boyfriend suspiciously and he just brushes you off. Once you finish you’re making your way towards the couch before plopping down.

“Lay down would you,” before you can respond you feel a tug on your leg pulling you so that you were laying. Suna maneuvers himself so that his head rests between your legs as he turns on the game. You hand instinctively makes its way to play in his hair.

“Can you at least tell me happy birthday,” you tease only to be met with a light smack against your thigh and his mumble of he’d think about it. You’re not sure how long it took but soon the fullness in your belly, comfort from him and clicking of his controller lulled you back to sleep.

—-

“Have fun. Or don’t, since you’re leaving me here.” You let out a laugh as you look as Suna from the mirror’s reflection.

“Should’ve told me happy birthday”

“I ordered you breakfast.”

After putting the finishing touches on your appearance you turn to the body practically hovering over you to ask you how you look.

“I guess you look kind of good.” He ignored the roll of your eyes in favor of locking his arms around your waist as his lips dip to ghost along the side of your neck. “Hand me my phone.” You comply reaching into his pocket to hand him the device.

You aren’t surprised by his next action. You feel one of his hands settle on your butt and you hear the click of his camera. You have no doubt that his face is purposely covered as the reflection clearly shows his hand with a handful of your ass. (You later find out the pic is on his priv story captioned: leaving for a birthday lunch without me)

“Be safe.” The words are mumbled against your neck as you nod, hand massaging his scalp. Pulling away the two of you do your secret handshake (one that had started as a dumb joke) before heading out.

—-

It’s late afternoon when you get back to Suna still playing the game. You don’t notice the way his eyes swirl with love as you recount a few of the moments from hanging out with your friends. He’d even paused the game to hear you, this time his legs draped over your lap. “Are you tired?”

You pause, thinking for a moment before nodding. “A little. You?” At his nod you tell him you’re just gonna call your parents for a few minutes and that he can head to the room. “I dont want to sleep my birthday away either.”

“I’ll set an alarm”

—-

The sun is beginning to set then you feel someone shaking you to wake up. Your eyes are met with familiar led lights. “Hey get up”

Suna allows you a few moments to shake the grogginess. Your eyes focus and your ears pick up on the music playing quietly throughout the room. Wiping at your eyes you sit up to face Suna. “Rin?”

“I got you something.” With that he motions you to straddle him before hands cup your cheeks and pull your lips to his. You allow yourself to get lost on the moment as his tongue slips past your lips. The two of you spend several moments just getting loss in one another. Your hands pressed firmly against his chest as his slipped down, one running up and down your side. It’s you who pulls away first and your eyes narrow in on the tiniest trail of spit on his lips and the glimmer left behind under the lights.

“Happy birthday (Y/N)”

You almost want to make a joke at the fact that he actually said the words now that your day is more than halfway over. However you’re stopped by the nerves you see starting to pool in his eyes. “Rin?”

“You know I love you right?” Your nod causes him to let out an exhale you’re sure he didn’t even know he was holding. You pick up on the slightest whisper of ‘good’ before he reaches over, careful not to knock you off to pull out a box. “Open it?”

Your’e curiosity only grows as he hands you the box with shaky hands. Your attempt to meet his eyes fail as he’s preoccupied himself with a loose strand on your shorts. 

“Rin-” he only looks up at your gasp. Tossing the box to the side, you carefully hold the object up.

“Do you like it?” You don’t miss the feel of his fingers nervously druming on your skin and you almost want to hit him.

“Of course i do, what the fuck,” you exclaim voice getting choked up. You hold the gold chain up, running your fingers over the letters. His initials. You wordlessly hand him the jewelry for him to put it on, and you can’t help but feel warm inside. You let him quietly clasp the chain and adjust it so that the letters were resting perfectly.

“You look good.” Befor you could lean forward to connect your lips again he stops you. “I want to show you something else.” You notice him reach for the chain he typically wears. Its to thin, and practically permanent on him, that you rarely notice it anymore. Pulling the jewelry from under his shirt you notice an object dangling from it. A ring. 

He instructs you to look at the object and upon further inspection you’re speechless

‘love you i guess’ along with your initials are engraved on the inside. 

“Its in your handwriting. I already have a chain, but wanted to keep something about you with me too.” 

This time you embrace him in a hug, mumbling countless “i love yous” (he better take advantage of soft you. it won’t be happening again for a while)

“Trying to romance me into some forever kind of shit huh?” you tease happily.

“Of course. Who else would go half on a PS5 for me”

[vinnival]

Uhh I know its closed but sorry if this is awkward im a 5'0 choppy short hair i wear sliver glasses and i draw alot uhhh i like weird animals and games i stutter alot I am a lazy shit and I'm a coward also I hate the outside (because it scares me) uhh i get sad sometimes also my hair looks black at first but when there's light it's actually dark brown also i have social anxiety i think that's it but eh.

ah yes, caf !! you're very lucky that im ur friend but just rmr that you're not gonna get the "I can send something in when requests are closed" pass next time, okay? /nm <3 enjoyyy

You got a match! You're matched with...

Hank!

:)

holy fuck he do a lil shimmy shimmy u go lil man🕺🕺‼️‼️

ah yes what were you expecting

Honestly tho he just fits you !!! How neat

There are many benefits. To being short

You were hiding out in a library, your temporary safe space from the shitshow that goes down outside of the place

No one else in Nevada seemed that interested in books other than you but whatever it also helps that books contain paper. Which u can draw on......

you Also ofc really hated going outside bc its so dangerous and you really don't want to suffer, or worse, die

You were stuck here since day 1, when Nevada began breaking apart. Luckily, the library was right next to a hidden bunker! Full of food!

So you chilled in the library (which was actually pretty well-built for an abandoned building. as I said, no one reads books anymore really, so everything of value was taken but the books all remained

Well, get used to reading LMAO

One day you heard a crash at the front entrance, and you immediately fit into one of your emergency spy holes in case an intruder came

Your eyes fell on the curious intruder, watching the tall figure cloaked in black as they wandered through

"Who are you?" Your voice spoke aloud before you could think

The person immediately took a defensive stance, drawing a pistol and dagger from their body and facing it right in your direction

A squeak immediately followed

"Gods- pl- please don't h-hurt me-e!"

They slowly approached to your hidey-tunnel under the dusty desks, gripping it and tossing it aside to reveal your small frame looking at him

You two just stare at each other, you breathing heavily in fear

After a good couple seconds, he backs away and continues further into the library

Confusedly, you follow him, a couple steps behind in fear that he'll turn and attack

He didn't, only looked at your stacks of books on your favorite weird animals and picked one up, skimming the pages

You were so confused wtf was he doing

You were so lost in your thoughts you accidentally bumped into him again

He turned to look at you, and you internally freaked out, but your mind was preoccupied with one question- which tumbled out of your mouth

"What are you doing here? Who are you??"

He only kept his goggles trained on you, not answering your question. Then turned away again

For the rest of his time there, he just wandered around and looked at books, then he left

You felt kinda sad, you kinda wanted to be his friend. He looked lonely

But, the following days, he came back at around the same time

Eventually warming up to your presence with him, he spoke few words at a time

You learned his name, Hank

He seemed to be surprised that you didn't know his name

That's what u get for being secluded in a library most of the time tbh

He likes sitting in silence with you and listening to you draw

You barely talk to him unless really required, so you were happy about that

Can't stutter if you don't talk, ez win

Likes petting your hair, complimented it once as well

You've made friends with the beast of Nevada how does it feel to Win

Likes it when you draw him, it makes him stim like crazy :>

I hope you enjoyed it caf <3

[kondensaduhhh]

‼️mention of commiting unalive‼️

i genuinely applaud mgk for continuing what he loves doing after the fued with eminem, his childhood idol, dissed him, bc i, myself, wouldnt have the emotional capacity or endurance to just live if one of my idols, childhood idols, told me i suck at the thing they inspired me to do, and their fanbase just borderline attacking me, sending me death threats, and just the thought of knowing my childhood idol, whose album release stopped me from killing myself bc i cant just not listen to my idol’s music. my childhood idol, who is the reason, the start, the beginning of this huge section of my life and why it is the way it is, why i enjoy this thing in the first place, and their words, their lyrics shaped me the way i am, why i think the way i do, act the way i do. my childhood idol, the person i based a part of my personality, who told me take no shit and be who i am, be true to myself, love however and whoever i love, who sang to me that i deserve good things, and that i am valid, and everything’s going to be alright. my childhood idol who i looked up to, almost like a parent or a cool older sibling, and leaned on their music like i do with my friends and family bc they are part of it. my childhood idol, who i loved so much, i dressed the same way they did, talked the way they did. that childhood idol, id just flat out kill myself bc fuck that.

any long time or dedicated fan of mgk would know that if there was no casie in colson’s life, he wouldve mac miller’ed

yall need to put y’allselves in mgk’s perspective, keeping in mind that this man idolised the great eminem, who says be yourself bc fuck everyone else

im so mad at some of the eminem fans who cross the line and tell colson to kill himself, like what the fuck is wrong with u? most of em’s fans are adults, and they should know damn well that telling some kill themself is fucked up and cant seem to know that there is more to eminem than just slim shady and his gory, borderline psychotic tendencies in his lyrics, bc under that is marshall mathers who suffers from possible ptsd, manic depression, yes manic depression, something mgk is showing symptoms of. imagine telling someone with possible bipolar disorder to off themself bc theyre a fan of someone with diagnosed bipolar disorder, absolutely fucking disgusting

[deyageka]

Spider-Man FFH review/ramble??¿? Spoilers

This is out of order so get ready to anyone who dares (also sry if I’ve repeated smthing someone said already But this is me going off on a tangent):

I liked how they handled the romance with Peter and MJ. I’m not much of a Spideychelle fan in general but even a casual fan can agree that their relationship is adorable in this one. I did wish that they developed them more in Homecoming and how Peter suddenly got a crush on MJ (cuz tbh it wasn’t fair for Liz to just be up and forgotten). But overall, I didn’t mind their romance and would prbly start shipping them in the future.

I also liked Michelle’s character here more. In Homecoming I just felt like Zendaya was just playing herself and was more of a guest star there. I wasn’t really hooked on her character. But in this movie they made her charming in an awkward way, and also pretty badass. I’m glad they didn’t go with the damsel in distress route with her character. I can’t wait to see what they do with her in the next movie.

Also Ned and Betty’s relationship was hilarious and adorable. They were the best couple in my opinion even tho they broke up in the end :P I hope they’ll remain good friends.

The Happy and May romance was cute too even tho it felt like a crack ship. Happy “I’m in love with Spider-Man’s Aunt” Hogan. Honestly, same.

I liked how they handled the sort of love triangle thing going on between Peter, MJ, and Brad. While I would’ve liked to do without that, I appreciated how MJ had her focus on Peter instead of a will they won’t they flirting thing with Brad. They didn’t stretch it out too far. (We’ve already seen the whole love scenarios with MJ in the OG movies, no need to add unnecessary romantic subplots).

Speaking of Brad. What a poor guy, but an asshole. I didn’t like him since his only purpose was to be Peter’s love rival for MJ. Sorry Brad.

Thing is unlike Brad I never really had a problem with Flash. A lot of people in fanon like to depict him as a one dimensional bully (which to me tbh is an overdone trope), but even as far back as Hoco, Flash always seemed to be more of a douchebag who was a little annoyance in Peter’s life. His scenes are pretty comedic and I’m here for him being the #1 ultimate Spidey fanboy. I felt sorry for him when his parents didn’t show up. His character in some aspects has some relatability to him as well.

Anyways, also May was dusted???? I thought she survived the snap, but apparently she didn’t??

And Happy got dusted too???

Kinda sad that Pepper didn’t show up, but it was very generous of her to send that big check

Happy was the MVP there, I’m so happy (lol get it) that he and Peter hav a close familial relationship now and that Happy is looking out for Peter on his own accord. They’ve come so far compared to their relationship in Hoco. Honestly that jet scene was one of the best and most emotional scene out of the movie I almost cried. AND PETER REMINDS HAPPY OF TONY I AM JUSTASHLLJWFJL—that broke me.

Btw that tribute in the beginning was a true piece of art👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

Also is Steve dead now??? Or did he just hav Sam and Bucky tell everyone he is dead instead of being really old??

The action scenes 😖👌🏽❤️❤️💯‼️💵💰❤️

ESPECIALLY SPIDER-MAN WIELDING THAT SHIELD LIKE HE’S CAPTAIN AMERICA B R O

Can we appreciate how badass Peter was??? CUZ HE WAS FREAKIN BADASS

WHEN HE CAUGHT THE GUN HOLY SHI—

Also THAT scene with Mysterio, Peter and the illusions. It was beautiful but horrifying

TWO WORDS: ZOMBIE IRONMAN

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY THINK THAT WAS OK HGNGNGG

I got a mini heart attack when Peter got run over by that train I’m just im crying my poor boi

When Nick Fury was yelling at Peter, making him feel incompetent, look,,, i was ready to throw my hands and fight, Peter is more of a superhero than u ever could be motherfuccing BITHC

Also I never trusted Mysterio >:|

N E V E R

But the end tho can I just *throws myself out the window*

BITCH WAT THE FUCK

WAT THE FUCK

YOU CANT DO THAT.

•   NO 

but eyyy J. K Simmons back playing J. Jonah Jameson holy shi—

• BITCH WAT THE FUCK

You. Can’t. Just. Out. His. Identity. Like. That.

After that little tease scene beforehand with May, Peter and Happy

WHY WOULD YOU—

Hooooooo I hate you. I hate you so much hmmmmmmhmhm.

it’s just,,, Peter has been through so much already,,,I just wanted him to be ok,,, but he’s not ok,,,*breaks down crying*

So apparently Nick Fury and Maria Hill are Skrulls???? And the real Nick Fury is commanding a Skrull ship??? Wtf how long????

Overall I thought I’d be able to get some closure with Spider-Man: FFH and maybe relax but Marvel’s like NOP

I’m gonna have to wait another year or two for the next movie oh boy.

TLDR I’m gonna die. 4.3/5 (idk I’m not a movie critic)

PS. WHERE THE FUCK WAS KAREN???

YOU HAD EDITH AND U COULDVE HAD KAREN INFILTRATE EDITH WHILE EDITH WAS UNDER MYSTERIO’s POSESSION OR WATEVER

I just,,, i miss Karen.

[melodiieuxx]

all the emojis

you’re killing me smalls.

☝ - How tall are you?5′8″✔ - Sexual OrientationBisexual.🚬 - Do you Smoke?No and no. I have copd so that’s a bad idea.🍷 - Do you Drink?No. I’d die.♒ - Do you Take Drugs?Nope! Never have and never will tbh. (but anyone who does, idc.)😳 - Age you get mistaken for?16. It sucked in the Navy.💉 - Have Tattoos?I have about 7??✏️ - Want any tattoos?God yessss.✂️ - Got any Piercings?Right now just two in both my ears.✌ - Want any piercings?YES.👌 - Best friend?Nathan (my brobro) and Mathew.♥ - Do you like anyone?I sure doooooo.🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?As It Is, Set It Off, Against The Current, Roam, State Champs.🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?There’s waaaaay too many.😒 - Biggest pet peeve?When people guilt me into helping, then ignore my advice and still complain to me about all their shit.📝 - Story from your childhood.I threw a power ranger toy out the window of the third floor and my brother went after it. yeah.💬 - I wish…I wish I wasn’t allergic to cats. Or that I wasn’t bipolar. ‼️ - Something you’ll change?My eating and physical routine. I want to be healthy!💦 - What makes you horny?My neck being touched or my back being touched, like fingers on bare skin.🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?I wish to be strong.🔥 - Something spicy you like?The dioritos sweet spicy chili!👃 You hate the smell of ….Monomer. Anything from a dental lab or a nail salon. tbh.👊 - Something you hate?I hate hate.🚶 - Are you single?No.💬 - Can we text?Yes!💌 - Fan mail me?Is that even a thing still?💍 - Marry me?Sorry. Married. :P💘 - Be my tumblr crush?Okay!💭 - Favorite foods?Eggplant anything.☀ - Story about your day.Today I did the ultimate adulating and had a heart attack when my grade was hella low because the teacher wanted to get my attention and put a zero in. End of story.💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?Patty Walters, Dave Franco, Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Kristen Stewart🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?Oh…. too many. I’m a movie freak lbr.📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?Black Mirror, Gossip Girl, Teen Wolf, Lock Up, and Bob’s Burgers✏ - Random fact about yourself.I used to want to be a lawyer!✈️ - Where are you from?Va.🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?Greece.😍 - Do you have a crush?Yes.😷 - Something you hate eating?ONIONS!!!!!🙈 - What makes you shy?Everything tbh💃 - Can you dance?Not very well.💏 - Do you love anyone?Yes.👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?Vans! Or loafers. 🌴 - A island you would visit?I am scared of islands. Looking @ u, Lord of the Flies🌎 - A country you would visit?Greece or Ireland or even Canada. I love traveling.🌀 - Favorite type of weather?Warm and breezy.🔮 - Do you believe in luck?Not really.📱 - What kinda phone do you have?/iPhone 6s+📅 - Favorite time of the year?Spring time!📚 - Career goal you want?I’m aiming to be a tour manager or artist manger :)🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?asparagus🍭 - Favorite Candy?those sour berry mini gummy warms from walmart.🍇 - Favorite fruits?oranges, plums, etc.🚘 - Dream car(s)?Jeeps!🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?No but I almost did for buying alcohol for a part during the Navy bc of minors and etc. Oops. Never did that again.🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?Yes. It fucking sucked.🎫 - Do you have a license?A license to killl :) Yes.🚼 - Do you have or want kids?I want a boy and a girl!🔞 - Are you under 18?Nope!🐶 - Do you own a pet?I own two dogs, a cat, and a hamster. I used to have two cats not too long ago.😔 - Something that makes you sad?Everything.😡 - What pisses you off?Dumb people.😏 - What turns you on?See way above.😈 - Are you a freak?Nah.💪 - Do you work out?Used to! I want to start again.