#I AM SCREAMMMMMMMMMING

[royalreveries]

when you realize you're going to see the great gatsby on broadway sunday and realize that mother fuckin' gatsby is the fucking king of hell you've been obsessed with for a week.

[serenfire]

can they invent a day off that doesn’t involve me debating whether or not to call the ambulance the whole time

[otrtbs]

I think executing your brand onto remus is needed, i fear. If you have other fics planned, one where remus is super texas and is a Dallas Stars fan… i see the vision.

SCREAM SCREAM SCREAMMMMMMMM IM CACKLINGGGGGG

remus is a dallas stars fan and sirius is a dallas star (HE’S ALREADY A STAR LIKE EEEP!! THE FATES ARE ALIGNED OR WHATEVER)

the dr. pepper. 😭 this is so fucking funny he just needs some bluebell and the biggest belt buckle this world has ever seen and he’s ready to go 😭😭

real talk he’s munching on beaver nuggets at the bucees and sirius straight up refuses to eat them based on the name alone he’s like “🤢 gross. i still love you. but, gross.”

i would love to write texas marauders one day!! <- i fear it would very much be crack taken seriously tho ,,,, like the rest of the world would be like “what the fuck is this????” and i would be over in my room at 3 am typing away and laughing evilly like “😈🤠😈🤠😈🤠”

[holts-knees]

Hello i am anon again, i am dumb i thought FI was Finland whoops

SCREAMMMMMMMM------ NO--- NOT FINLAND ALFKJALSKGJASK it would be so unfortunate if I hated finland after sinking 3+ years into studying the language LLOLL en vihaan suomi ja suomalainen, vain typeriä nopeita autoja 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [this likely has errors still lol, i have not yet hit that "5 years is when you get passable basic fluency" mark yet lol BUT--- ] although i suppose one could be like "what abt how huge rally culture is over there" but again, i dont really judge others its just a Me Thing not being into autosports haha

[forgotteneilionora]

ok so here's our replies:

margueritedemarigny @forgottenarias oooooh also what if the heir to the throne is called the evenstar/morningstar of astaira the way the heir of england is called the prince of wales tho lkasjdfkjsdf am i just getting carried away? lkasjdkfljsdf @forgottenarias oh also i meant to mention that on earth the morning star and the evening star are, in fact, the same star (planet, actually -- its venus) which ALSO works w the continuous nature of rule 'the king is dead long live the king' its the same star glowing in the heavens -- the present past and future ruler/once and future king etc etc etc anyway does that really matter??? no! is it fun tho??? to me! lkajsdfkljdslfds ;DDD forgottenarias @forgotteneilionora I AGREE!!!!!! its fun to me tooooo! forgotteneilionora @forgottenarias EEP! #teamkate having fun w astronomical mythology <33333333 @forgottenarias ok so i love allllll of these but I think the one that’s speaking most to me is “Things seen are established by things unseen” bc it has so many meanings — stars seen or not by time of day, the invisible guardians holding back the evil gods, the laws the staffords appoint being bolstered by virtue and humility etc!!!! forgottenarias @giadesstrin eeeeee kate i was thinking the same thing! it COULD have a slightly ominous connotation (which i feel like is how roderick would interpret it!) but exactly with like stars/guardians/etc it feels like it fits them!! giadesstrin @forgottenarias omg you knowwwww roderick be seeing it as ominous!!! These demon worshippers talking abt their things unseen!!!! Unholy! Unseemly! He really had no choice but to invade — he was actually saving them from the elves in their sun and ignorance etc 😭💀🔥 @forgottenarias but omg riggght!!!! It really doessss and actually roderick misunderstanding actually ~adds a layer imo…the unseen cultural divide…the unseen misunderstandings etc etc sfjkgddgjjf *themselves in their sin not the elves in their sun…unless those’re the guardians in which case…true on both counts!!! 😂🤦‍♀️ forgottenarias @giadesstrin honestly anything to feed into roderick's paranoia is A+ in my book giadesstrin @forgottenarias you knowww I feel the sameeee 😂💀😂 @forgottenarias MORNINGSTAR AND DAYBREAK STOPPPPP IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMMM Arthur: our swords are twins ⚔️🤔👀 what if we eye contact w one of us holding a blade to the others throat and 💋🗡️ what if my eyes strayed to your lips…I mean—what forgottenarias @giadesstrin 💀💀💀😂 I love Arthur’s Tina Belcher Friend Fiction moment 😂😂😂😂 @giadesstrin but also those two and their weird connections that started before they'd even met gives me life lolol they're a mess

sdlkjflkjdf they have PLENTY of tina belcher friend fiction moments in arthur's head lbr ;alsjflksjdfjk ;DDD then he tries to convince himself they DIDNT hahahaha arthur @ arthur: 'surely that was a normal thing to think abt ur enemy/dad's future wife's sister, right?' SCREAM but omg your knowww im unhinged abt them always <33333 i can't believe we gave them matching swords by accident lakjsfkldsf our minds... <333333

this is a TOTAL aside, but actually its kinda fun imo bc for whatever reason arthur and roderick have sunrise/blazing sun/sunset motifs in my head that kinda flare and trade off etc (ngl before we went w the bird thing i was lowkey like 'maybe the varmont charge is the sun' but i couldn't come up w enough ~phases for it hahaha and actually the phoenix works even better honestly AND has sun imgery itself but also the consuming but also holy/cleansing fire 'devour yourself/your children' connotations which are obv quite perf for roderick etc lkajsdfkjsdfj), amira has a moon motif, godfrey has an eclipse motif, and eilia has a star motif, so ig all that astronomical imagery was all gonna come together asp in some way and this was frankly the best possible oneeeee

BUT ANNNYWAYYY alkjdsfkljdsfjsdf ooooh i like celestial! ok, from those lets say either celestial or constellation! ill leave that to you or we can do a coin toss if you're not sure either bc they're both good imo heehee

ok so re: the sword's location, we also agreed [ here ] (always like to leave lil breadcrumbs for myself that i can search bc i forget things way too often and this way i can look it up when i can't quite recall hahaha alsdkfjaskdjf) that the lorcan and malconaire crests form a treasure map to their missing sword! you walk through that certain tree on malconaire land and it takes you to the bank of the lorcan lake precisely where the sword is located etc

i also love the idea that its so old and confusing a myth (plus probs both variants -- its in a tree vs its in a lake -- exist bc you can only access it via ~both etc) and no one really believes it outside of like bed time tories for children etc! but yeah im realizing that w his paranoia, roderick is also a lil supersticious (for a man who supposedly doesn't believe in any of this!! laksdjfkljdf) plus he knows the populace of astaira aint loving his rule and having that sword would prove it in a way their ignorant, supersticious minds would understand (projecting much, roderick!?) and accept!

tbh idk if he's putting more emphasis on having this sword and its meaning than the ppl would but he does have a 'gotta collect 'em all' mentality when it comes to symbols of power: conquest! marrying a calainon! there's only one god: and surprise! its roderick! </3 but anyway he def has it in his head that this would go a long way to cementing his position as ruler of astaira (and he's not above conjuring and 'finding' a fake! probs w the help of a witch bc why not commit a lil hyporcracy too lkjsdafkjskdjf SCREAM bc im realizing he might legit create an evil sister sword but here we are alskdfjsdjfklsdjf as long as he can convince himself that its the true one in one way or another), whether or not he's actually right that it would hahahah also imma just @forgottenroderick bc this ended up being much more significant to him than i was realizing!

also you know there's ~never too much going on for house malconaire @forgottenbrigit and im now like...esp after @forgottencassimir spills the beans on him not having the real eventstar, if roderick hears the legends that the lorcans and the malconaires are the key to finding the sword, and he finds out there's a legit malconaire-lorcan witch running around, i can see him wanting to seize her and use her to find/conjure the sword and SCREAM

and he might end up using some of the prev plots we've talked abt as an 'excuse' starting to burn her and then commuting her sentence to scare her into helping/holding her sisters' well being over her head etc etc etc and sdkljfalsdkjfakjsdfj roderick, promising to save her life and her sisters' if she'll just commit some dark magic for him: 'am i not merciful?' (also godfrey like 'lol the way this numbskull is playing into my hands antagonizing the malconaires like this before all astaira' <3) oh, although since @forgottenvalentina is gonna accuse all the malconaires of witchcraft (w the possible exception of aoife), he might not know who the real witch is and yeah!! sm madness can come out of this im realizing lkajsdfkjsdfj

ANYYYWAYYYY i agreeeee! idk that he was that up on astairan legends -- he might've known there was some sort of legendary sword bc that ~does feel right up his ally (my man does love him some military stuffs) -- before he arrived but i do think he sort of feeds off that stuff like...he's gotta cleanse it, own it, control it, and then purge it so all its power is his!! and he doesn't really fully see it like ~that but just that he's the one god's purging fire! he's got himself just a bit blinded ngl but deep down that's what he's doing lakjsdfkjdsf but NAYWAY!!

im thinking he maybe thought that evenstar ~was the mythical kingsword and then when he learns he's actually got morningstar he's like 'wait there're actually TWO swords' and then someone's like 'actually there're three' and then he's off to the races lakjsdfkjsdfj -- and ngl he does DEF want all three. he'll keep the kingsword <3 and then edmund and arthur can each have one of the other two (he doesn't really care which has which tbqh they can fight over it for all he cares lakjsdflkjdf)

also love love love that you looked up the irl stafford mottoes!!!! and ngl they're pr great for them too <33333 tho yeah i do think the 'things unseen' one is best of all of them <3333

stafford family swords

... and since we NEVER go down a rabbit hole in comments... everything we went on about re: the stafford family swords

forgotteneithne @giadesstrin OH WAIT NOW WHERES THE STAFFORD FAMILY SWORD?!?!

giadesstrin @forgotteneithne you know stupid roderick seized that treasure 😭😭😭😭 and/or if they gif it he’s desperate to grab it

giadesstrin *hid

giadesstrin Ooooh or maybe Siobhan has it???? And it might be proof she is who she ~says she is? 👀

giadesstrin Like…they snuck it out w her?

giadesstrin @forgottenarias ooooh also what if Evenstar/Morningstar is a meteorite blade like king tut’s dagger, so it’s literally forged from a falling star!!!

forgottenarias @giadesstrin ooo I love that!! … could it be there’s both an evenstar & Morningstar and Roderick’s snatched one maybe not knowing it has a twin blade of some sort that Siobhan is running around with???? @lizzydobbs

giadesstrin @forgottenarias KATE!!! Your mind!!!! I looooove thattttt!!!! The sword of the dawning and the sword of the evening

giadesstrin The sword of the ruler and the sword of the heir maybe? It like matching king and queen swords?

giadesstrin @forgottenarias ok is this ~too much? Maybe there are (or were) three swords originally, since it’s the three stars, and we’d talking abt three brothers founding the house originally iirc? Anyway maybe one was lost asp but it has legends a la Excalibur that only a true ruler of astaira (which to astairans means anyone willing to put astaira first but roderick ofc assumes it means rightful king aka himself basicall)can draw it from the stone/tree and it lies still somewhere hidden or whatever tbc

forgottenarias @giadesstrin ahhh I love this!!! You know Roderick wants to find that legendary sword!!! Maybe whatever Siobhan has is the smallest blade— something that would’ve been easy for her to smuggle out (honestly Aria was such a wreck she would’ve never thought “oh let’s take protection/something to prove who we are!” lbr— she was never leaving that castle. Also we’ve established she has no idea how to use a sword haha) But Siobhan having that blade to prove who she is!! ❤️❤️

margueritedemarigny @forgottenarias not me saying 'tbc' and then never actually continuing klajsdfkjlsdf ok so i ~do think eilia would be like 'here take this' and hand them ~the most significant~ ancestral sword bc she had perfect faith they were getting out and she wasn't letting her father's sword fall into roderick's hands, so my thought is that siobhan maybe has the ~king's sword -- eilia knew ~she couldn't get away but she could at least save her sisters and that sword tbc

margueritedemarigny @forgottenarias tbh i feel like they're largely ~ceremonial swords re: their usage anymore bc i do think astaira was a largely peaceful place till roderick hahah (thanks bud) but yeah!! my thought was that the third one (which was maybe the og kingly sword?) is the one that according to legend is stuck in a tree/stone, and may or may not actually exist???? and meanwhile the staffords have held onto the other two swords laskdjflksdjf oh oops gotta run but i swear ill tbc

forgotteneithne @margueritedemarigny ahahah I get it! I legit earlier wrote 3/4 of an email and then I had emergency go buy a bunch of random show make up 😅 and came back 3 hours late like oh right… probably should’ve sent that 😂😂 But literally love ALL OF THIIIIIIS

giadesstrin @forgotteneithne oh man big moooood honestly 😂😂😂 Ok so I’m three cosmos in atp so I’m either incomprehensible or ascendant but my notion was basically that given the multi sword situation I feel like it’s be pr easy to present the leftover sword as if it were the kingly one so roderick probs ~thinks he has the most important one, but every astairan can take one lion at it and know it’s not the right stafford sword probs — there was smth more to this no lie but idr at present ngl dhkhfdgjjfg tbc

giadesstrin I somehow got thinking abt the likely very different coronations that roderick has had Vs Eilia’s and my mind melted 😂😂😂

forgotteneithne @giadesstrin Yaaaas girl get it (we chugged margaritas on our hour dinner so i get it hahaha) BUT YES I love this!! Secretly tricking Roderick-- which i assume he'll go mental about if/when he finds out-- but just a little thing all the Astarians know and kinda binds them together at his expense! also how overdone was roderick's coronation versus eilias? XD I love how judgey astarians are about how overwrought his ~aesthetic~ is

giadesstrin @forgottenarias right!! I do quite like the idea of Astairans collectively pulling the wool over his eyes! I do think the cat’ll probs be out of the bag when someone perhaps @forgottencassimir claps eyes on it and then roderick will be FURIOUS but I imagine Eilia and Aria always knew that’d happen eventually? I will def do a post abt that sometime bc i ofc got way carried away but it ft stuff like Eilia going barefoot to be crowned vs roderick pulling a Napoleon and snatching the crown away tbc

giadesstrin From the priest to crown himself etc — also omg ikr!!! They’re just like ‘gif he’s so tacky’ while he thinks he’s being magnificent and I love it 😂🙌

[whitmoon]

When your favorite artist posts their works but you're outside and can't scream...

[aropride]

they (my 13 year old self) are beating my ass in this letter from 7 years ago

[beholdthesword]

Some lines from judiths cohort files that made me want to scream:

“She said, one half plus one half is only ever one half. I questioned her mathematics.”

👀👀👀👀

“The princess asked me if at any point blood had ever flowed through my veins or if it had always been graphite shaving. We had an argument.”

Y I K E S

AND THAT WHOLE CONVERSATION WITH CAMILLA LIKE HELLO??????

“Aquaintanceship? I’ve known you since I was eight.”

Askfksjrigfjdn JUDITH.

“I think it is hell to entirely understand any other person.”

“WON’T YOU LET ME BE YOUR CAVALIER? HERE, NOW, AT THE END OF THE WORLD?”

Oh, those last lines - you know the ones 💀💀

[swxxtsxcchxrine]

imagine riding Miguel as he lays down looking up at you in nothing but adoration as you bounce up and down on his pretty cock just like he taught you. he’s so so proud of his best girl but he has half the mind to flip you over and make you take everything from the back, but he’s too distracted with the way your warm cunt clenches hard on his dick as he hisses from the pleasure. your gooey cunny wraps around him clenching and unclenching painfully tight against him and you can feel he’s getting closer with every bounce of your bruised hips while his head is thrown back and he groans; loud and heavy. his left leg twitches and his breathing hitches as you squeeze his pecs, mewling out his name lewdly. he releases his warm and sticky load in your hungry cunt, filling you to the brim. its so so so much, you can feel it in your tummy and its even dripping out even though your still stuffed with his hefty cock. he holds you down on his dick with what little strength he has left after you’ve milked him dry, and forced you to take all he was spewing from his dick. “that’s it, there’s a good girl. i’m so proud of my pretty girl,”

i want this man soooooo bad you guys dont even understand i wanna cry so bad hes so damn hot like i can and i will fix all your problems he deserves nothing but the best and I AM THE BEST PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE thats all i ask please please i need him so bad im gonna screammmmmmmm fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk hes so so so so hot im in love i need help please :((((

[celestialceci]

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[slightlymore]

Hi again!! It’s ‘Part 3 anon’😃 I hope you didn’t think I just disappeared because I’m sorry I took so long to give you an update on how the part 3 was going! 😭😭😭 So I have made a little progress but I am super slow because I keep thinking what I’m writing is really bad!! I’m not a good writer by any means. 😅😅 The only thing I have currently is a snippet of the wedding when Y/N and Haechan meet Jaemin and Mark there. 😂 and it’s terrible I know! 😅😅😅😅😅 And I’m very sorry if it doesn’t make sense exactly with the original storyline! I tried very hard to make it make sense with them being able to get into Y/N’s world like Haechan did because I want to stick to your original as much as possible! It’s only a snippet so I can still edit it to make it better!

“I can’t believe you guys could make it!” You smiled. “I’m so happy right now I think I’m going to tear up.” You fanned your hands infront of your eyes in a way to conceal your watery eyes.

“God there is no need to be so dramatic it’s just Mark and Jaemin. Haechan rolled his eyes.

“I will be dramatic if I want to! It’s my wedding day!”

“Our wedding day.” Haechan smirked.

“Whatever.” You mumbled. “Give me a big hug right now guys!” You say extending your arms out to squeezing Mark and Jaemin into a tight hug.

“I-I’m about to s-suffocate.” Jaemin chokes out.

“Okay, that’s enough reunion time.” Haechan pulls Mark and Jaemin away from you becoming jealous.

“My turn to be near my wife now.” Haechan says pulling you close to his chest with a prideful grin. He can now officially call you all his.

“Haechan being clingy again I see.” Mark laughs.

“Great, they are being all touchy to each other again. I already saw enough that day…” Jaemin says repulsed, making your face heat up knowing that he remembered the day on the balcony.

Haechan smirks at you then looks up to Jaemin “Why? Don’t you want to see more?” He teased.

“Haechan!” You slapped his arm.

“Don’t you even dare, I’m going to puke soon.” Jaemin fake gags making Haechan chuckle.

“By the way, where is Chenle and Taeil? They are coming too right?” You turned to ask Mark, trying to change the subject.

Mark scratched his head. “About that, we kind of had a little mishap along the way with trying to bring them into your world from the hotel lobby.”

“What!?”

“So basically, at first it was going good, we all successfully got into this world. And if you are wondering how we even got here we all tried really hard to think in our minds ‘Please let us see this asshole Haechan finally get married so we will be freed from his annoying self forever.’ And surprisingly, we all got here!”

“I hate you Mark.” Haechan deadpanned.

“I love you too.”

“But I don’t understand, where are Taeil and Chenle now then?” You asked still confused.

“Well that’s the issue, unfortunately we ended up landing in the most inconvenient spot in the city where there was a police car parked right next to the footpath.” He sighed in dismay. “Since we were transported while still wearing our uniforms they thought we looked suspicious. They asked us for our IDs, which we obviously don’t have, then Chenle screamed like a dolphin out of fear, Taeil frantically tried to calm him down so that he wouldn’t draw any more attention but randomly they got transported back to the hotel lobby somehow.” Mark facepalmed while shaking his head in disappointment.

“We are fine without them.” Haechan shrugged making you hit his arm again.

“Ouch! You like it rough now huh?”

“I will kill you.”

Now time for me to die from embarrassment of how bad I am at writing 🤣 I hope you liked my bad attempt! 😅

SCREAMMMMMMMM HAAHAHHAHA OMG I LOVE IT THIS IS SO FUNNY

voyeur jaemin jokes and cheeky haechan and THE WAY THEY ARRIVED LIKE I HOPE TO SEE THAT ASSHOLE HAECHAB BAHWHAHW AND OMFG CHENLE AND TAEIL CLOWN DUO i need them together irl

this is amazing!!!

[fairycosmos]

My family is the same I have dermatillomania so it's always comments about my face is ugly bc of scars or abt weight. And like no offence but it's always from my old cow aunts and grandma like they all either look 20 years older than they should or have one foot in the grave I'm fat and scarred everyday but you might not be here tomorrow!!! Bitch. Merry Christmas tho

what the fuck is WRONGGG with those bitches ugh god dude i am so so sorry you have to deal with that :( no bc it's always the decrepit old cunts of the family who project their insecurities and nitpick every little detail in ppl theyre threatened by/jealous of. they'd never admit it in a million years but it's the truth. every time they lash out at you theyre just revealing the embarrassing ugliness of themselves more n more. im sure you look more than fine and i mean that genuinely. it's much easier said than done but i hope you don't internalise their comments too much. theyre just bitter. also the end of this fucking sent me screammmmmmmm. merry christmas icon - youre better than all of them 💖

[provider-of-pronoun-checks]

Zee! The 7th season of Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is going to be out in two days!!

I can't wait to get the new cookies and see the new event!!!

Also, I got a limited costume before it left the shop and another costume from a sepreate shop which took forever to get, but I'm happy to have it! Sjnsjsk

So pretty. Both of them! Also, the screen you get after buying the Coral Outfit

I. am. going. to. screammmmmmmm

!! thars so close!!

oooo cool text

so graceful!

wow thats so pretty :0

[diehz]

sorry i sent this ask

like two weeks ago and you seemed to have no idea what it was back then when you reblogged the post in question the same day 😭😭😭😭 dont worry about it anyways this was the reason why

now im worried that i manifested this upon the world and if i did i am literally about to kill myself 💔 my first ever movie crush is a red fucking line 😐

the date on these ss made me snort bye i can never see that date and not laugh chronic illness. HOLD UP ASKDJSAJKLDSAJKL HELPPPPPPP THAT'S WHAT THE ASK WAS ABOUT ?! SCREAMMMMMMMM NAURRRR KIARA YOU ....YOU REALLY GOT ME THERE APRIL FOOLS AND ALLLLLLL. you were like icarus, bbygirl you really about to fly too close to the sun with your wax wings how does that make you feel, knowing you sent another horseman upon the world...

[harryfeatgaga]

I AM GOING TO SCREAMMMMMMMM WHY AM I NOT HIS BEST FRIEND

[kinktae]

here’s an early bark for football player Namjoon, *inhales* BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKWOOFBARKBARKBARKBARKRUFFBARKBARKBARKBARK. This barking has been brought to you by a horny overexcited ex cheerleader -💜 (yes I am already feral over this shit 😩👌🏻)

SCREAMMMMMMMM

honestly I don’t know the first thing about cheerleading so I’m gonna be reaching out to readers when the time comes 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼