#I DUNNO THEYRE FUNNY

[ashipiko]

WDYM WEEKEND GARAGE IS NOT SOME GUY SELLING HIS STUFF ON A WEEKEND

[starbiology]

sorry i just cannot get over how funny of a setup neopets made for themselves with all the faeries being women and sticking to that

its not that there just hasnt been a male faerie design. Tnt has advised for years in the editorial that male faeries do not exist as theyre an entirely female species. you cant even have a story posted in the neotimes with a male faerie because they do not exist in the world

and youd think after that kind of decision theyd come up with some lore like 'faeries appear from their element or magic' but no, its never explained and it gets funnier

Some of the faeries reference having a mom and family members.

They also can be Not related to each other which is important too

Its not like theres only a few faeries either, not even a few hundred. Theyre a fairly common species on the planet. Theres in fact ~1,296,000 faeries just in their city alone (per the neopedia)

While faeries are immortal, they do start off younger. Its not stated if they start as children, though it makes sense that they would. Several parts of lore reference faeries going to school when theyre young and having a dedicated mentor faerie who helps them hone their magic.

So an easy assumption is well, theyre just having children together. Or creating them out of ✨magic✨ or something

and have to end this with my fav note of this confusing bit of neopets lore from jellyneo lol:

[thelone-copper]

A GIFT FOR @clownsuu CUZ BRO I CANNOT WITH THIS GUY HE’S SO🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[fluxydrawings]

doodled a thing @aroaceacacia said cause i thought it was silly, i love girl talk. vitalasubzam is real (source: trust me)

[crazywolf828]

I zoomed in so you could see the hilarity of this toad walking through the leaf litter. I love him so much.

[tai-janai]

oo, could you tell us a bit more about the contrarian narrator au please?

like, conty is generally shown to be empathetic in the stranger, doesn't want to actually hurt anyone, wants to help when he realises he has. so why is he tormenting the other voices? how? what is happening there? what do the other voices think about what's going on? what about the vessels? what's going on with them? how much do they know? you don't need to answer all these questions of course I'm just very curious. good au. makes me think as good aus do.

"tormenting?" no, nonono.... he's not tormenting anyone.... he's just having a bit of fun? you think he should stop having fun?

I mean, they're just voices.

it doesn't really matter if they die. they get to go again, and try something new, instead. How lucky!

the vessels know this isn't who they are meant to see, but they have a role to play, and they'll play it.

the other voices have only interacted with the princess until the first chapter ends. then, they are put into new chapter twos. (except for the hero, he begins by meeting the stranger, of course.)

[tokyoteddywolf]

Trying to shiny hunt Lapras be like-

I lost one of these fuckers to Perish song and I'm still mad about it >:(

[sporadicpotatoato]

Happy parents day I guess 🎉

Don't really celebrate it but figured mind as well

I didn't colour it in case I ruined it so photos before first

The tiny photos are low quality but eh tour

The friend group (imma draw them later)

My many fish

The everything else

That concludes the tour 🐢👍

It's not finished but I think it looks nice so far 😋

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

so awkward that all the romance comments/banter happens after the breakup |'D

[bmpmp3]

i need more variety of relationships in my ocs, most of them are either besties, worsties, or like. coworkers. i barely even have any ocs with siblings

[samarecharm]

Scheming…

[nonuggetshere]

I NEED to update my Radiance's gijinka design I stg I have such cool art ideas for her and PK but I am. So lazy.

Two sides of the same coin, equally as awful morally grey people that would maul each other to death if put in the same room, I love them 💜

I need to also focus more on her role in my AU because while I've rewritten pretty much the entire thing she was left behind and now idk what to do with her in the long run oopsie. All ik is that she ends up being mortal or near mortal after her fight with Ghost and Flower and she is Not happy about it, but it's also the only way PK would have left her alive and Flower is big on second chances so now she's just here, bitter and angry and a shadow of her former self (and actually I just didn't have it in me to kill her before I could do something cool with her + I like the potential dynamic she could have with other characters)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[alstroemerian-dragon]

been having some thoughts again. thinking about pre-sim, post tragedy, that middling ground where they were taken in by the foundation but not yet discovered.

under the cut bc it might get. long

okay so. idr how much ive gone into this but the anime made some Wild decisions when it came to how the despairs got captured by the foundation because in the game its. its pretty clear how they got there and its Not by fighting the agents and getting captured. they turned themselves in. as Survivors. as Innocents. ive talked abt this i think but its pretty clear To Me from the emails we read in the last chapter of sdr2 that izuru sent anonymous info to the foundation about fifteen survivors of the hpa tragedy that they werent originally aware of and where they could be found, and that the despairs lied and pretended to have amnesia about who they were and what had happened in order to get into the foundations facilities. incredibly risky. izuru knew several things that could happen, and he knew that the survivors of dr1 would be there, and may recognize them

so now im thinking about that uneasy period after theyve turned themselves in one by one, joined together as a group pretending to be traumatized amnesiacs, but secretly plotting a destruction from the inside. And Then The DR1 Survivors Start To Remember Them.

i think it would be Really interesting if makoto remembered nagito first. just by virtue of their shared talent, and how nagito would see makoto, i think they saw a lot of each other in school, and so something like. i dunno. maybe after one session of the memory therapy trying to retrieve the survivors school memories makoto sees someone flipping a coin and it hits him like a train. and then he and kiyoko start putting the pieces together as the feeling of dread rises in them all as they all start to remember more and more, the uneasy relationship between their two classes, the snippets of memories of junko acting strangely with class 77 and how close she was to them out of everyone else in 78, and then their death at the end of the school year before the parade got to them. like. they should All be dead.

but theyre not. and theyre here. and the signs start jumping out to the dr1 cast like neon red flashing warnings.

im just thinking about them figuring out how to get the despairs on a ship without tipping their superiors off to their goal, faking paperwork, getting other people to go along with it, the despairs being confused and alarmed as to whats happening but. izuru says to go with it. dont make a fuss. dont act up yet. and so they go quietly. and only once theyre already on their way to jabberwock does kiyoko pull a gun on them and the truth comes out

man. i need to write something.

[tunglrsillyman]

Spent an 1 hour and 25 minutes more than I wanted to on this

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[cherry-shipping]

BTW during my nightly nap i had a dream abt horrortale sans...... it was sorta all over the place cause i fell asleep watching youtube so it affected the course of my dream a lot but i think it was something along the lines of him working someplace on the surface and saw me from afar semi-regularly and was like. really weirdly fixated on me. but he was totally nuts about it too like hed follow me around with the sole intention of trying to figure out WHY he was fixated on me and what id done to make it that way. like. obviously there was something mega suspicious about me since he couldnt get me out of his head and also he thought i was the one stalking HIM because i kept showing up in places he went to. like i remember he had some special quiet place near his work where hed go to watch a nearby lake and calm down (super cute) and it was way behind some bushes and shit so it was like a secret for him. but then he went there one day and i was there napping in the grass and he was like ok what the fuck. anyway all in all it was a good dream and i think thats sort of what hed be like, even just regular sans is like that too. also my appearance in this dream was that of my self insert which was neat and also there was a part where he was watching me in secret and i was stressed out and he saw me take my eyepatch off and stab myself in the fucking eye over and over again and he was like. woah Thats just like when i pick my broken eyesocket....... and it was like a whole thing. lmfao