#I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK

[g33k3nvy]

I’m gonna chew a hole in the dry wall like a golden retriever with separation anxiety

[tv-tlks]

I’m sorry what the FUCK

[friendsinsolitude]

i’m coping really normal about not getting a movie code

[tomwambsgays]

LIEUTENANT ANDERSON, MY NAME IS CONNOR. I'M THE MII SENT BY CYBERLIFE

[beyond-the-frozen-pines]

one for the ages, it’s a tale as old as time 🍃

[ghosted-jazz]

I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid

[oatmealdoodles]

Shout out to our favorite little Queers™

Edit: fixed their sexualities, I was just going off head-canons before

[atsvmi]

prayer circle that this package is delivered to the mailbox instead of the mail room🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[phenylethanol]

“you didn’t see the storm coming? must not be a very good oracle” when the last oracle also died in a shipwreck. and adaine said the same thing about them in freshman year. i’m gonna lose my mind.

[polin-erospsyche]

I love the difference between Pen and Colin. She’s loved him for years, silently but unwavering. While he’s just come to the realisation that somewhere along the line he’s fallen completely head over heels for her and he is UNHINGED about it. All I’m saying is Colin wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum where they raised her.

[idiotdriftinginspace]

YYOO??!!

IT HAS LIGHT FEATURE??!!

YOOOOOO!!!!

HUGE UPDATE, I HAVE FOUND THE FULL VIDEO

AHA I HAVE WON

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING IN THIS POST

I'm putting just the link here 'cuz tumblr doesn't let the video through

[raevenswritingdesk]

Ladies, gentlemen, and estimed others, I think we can officially say that jayvik wins over caitvi for biggest arcane divorce because hoLY SHIT-

[cute-ellyna]

Breakfast time

Let's all pretend an anon sent me this prompt for the Rook&partner's asks (I got real asks from real people, but this was the first headcanon that came to my mind):

5. Do they have different cultural backgrounds (e.g. a Rook who was raised in Antiva with Harding who was raised in Ferelden)? If so, do they ever share parts of their culture with each other? If they're similar, how do they celebrate their culture together?

I like to think there are some cross-clan songs among Dalish (like children songs, in this case), and I totally picture Ayanne, Bellara and/or Davrin to hum them randomly sometimes. If the song is catchy enough, the others would join, more or less willingly ;)

Rook and Bellara are particularly satisfied when they succeed in making Davrin sing <3

A bonus, as usual:

[anewp0tat0]

immediately wanted to try and channel the demon again, because I think it's actually been a very long while since I've done so.

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

what a year the past seven months have been

[evilherehotel]

anyone fw my post-tpot one "redemption" au where shes forced to be powerless and live among everybody in the hotel and is really just putting up an act and plotting against them . except thing is that nobody is falling for her lies anymore

who invited her bro