#I HAVE WEAPONS >:[
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The kid FNAF protagonists and their main tools
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf gregory#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#fnaf cassie#abby schmidt#security breach#fnaf ruin#into the pit#I wanted to draw all these lil guys again#it’s been awhile too since I’ve draw a comic featuring Oswald prominently#All these guys have like a main tool#and I’d argue Oswald’s main tool is the pit itself??? BAHAH#it’s the thing he uses the most and his semi time travel ability helps him a lot#so yeah his main weapon is rhe whole pit#even ‘kills’ pit Bonnie with it
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he's so cute and sillyyy 😫 my goood, look at him, just look at him!! how do we even have the nerve to pump his life with angst? my dude deserves to be happy 24/7







#this guy is impossible to hate. it's just so so impossible#i actually think he doesn't have any sworn enemies among the decepticons bc even they can't really hate him#no matter what you will like him#it just automatically happens. it can't be any other way#people are like NO we forbid you here strange extraterrestrial robots! find yourself a home somewhere else! we don't want your problems!#and then optimus is like okay you leave me no choice... here are my secret weapon#and jazz comes out and smiles and says “hi there tiny dudes 👋😄”#and people are charmed. okay autobots you can do whatever you want on this planet as long as you keep this little cutie with you#tf jazz#jazz transformers#transformers#maccadam#tf
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I was walking out of court yesterday and the deputy working the security desk goes 'stay safe out there!" And I go, yeah the sidewalks are pretty slippery. He responds, "hey, do you carry?' and I said no, because we're very much not allowed to bring guns to court. And he goes, "You want some mace? or a knife? we got extras"
so now I have some random mace and a knife.
Just in case.
#i see this guy almost every day I'm not out here taking random weapons from cops#also i have. so many knives.#and like. i do own a gun. i don't take it to work because that's illegal sir
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nothing can excite me unless it's you!
#yugioh#ygo#yu gi oh#seto kaiba#yami yugi#pharaoh atem#prideshipping#toni told me to watch yugioh so this one's for her#if i had more time i would have found some actual hieroglyphics but i couldn't. so back of the card sleeves we get. sorry#kaiba's armor is mostly based off bewd but the boots + shapes are mostly accurate except for his stupid ps4 coat spike#yami's stuff is primarily based on hunting paintings and archery armor... his horse is the red eyes black dragon#“the way they are holding these weapons is crazy” just wait until you see the paintings the poses are based on#art
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rewatching merlin is like: here's the softest most joyful person you've met. watch as the universe slowly breaks him down and forces him to lose all of his happiness, but still smile away softly so his best friend doesn't know...
#im having feelings. back on my bullshit#s1e1 ily and i miss u tiny merlin#the tragedy of this show is what happens to merlin :(#arthur gets to grow into a better person but all merlin gets to do is grow into a weapon for arthur#merlin#bbc merlin#nush.txt
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Later the lamb would just think that the real thing is nicer than the gaunlet idk
I gave up so fast holy shit
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#narilamb#True Devotion#Cult of the Lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#smthn silly i thought when i got this weapon bc yeahhhhh lmao#someday i'll find out how to draw these two properly sobs sad sad sad#should we have separate tags for each of us?? lmao who knows!#cotl#💊💊💊
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why cant characters be little freaks. why cant they be a lil weird. must all characters be nice and well adjusted? must they all have healthy emotional regulation and a firm handle on their mental health? can they not be a lil fucked up? a lil off putting? is it a crime for a character to be, dare i say it, annoying?
#personal#i also have this problem w my faves but like. they are so annoying. canonically my faves are little bastards.#i must embrace this truth.... only then will i be free......#this post was made abt dick grayson but it also applies to obi wan and like literally every other character i love to death#dick grayson was so annoying at 8 years old that he had full grown adults beefing w him like i MUST not forget this critical truth#bro HONED that shit. bro was distilling and purifying annoyance into a lethal weapon. he was HECKLING mfs professionally#AND HE'S STILL SO CHARMING 90% OF THE HERO COMMUNITY STANS HIM. IN SPITE OF HIS BITCHY NATURE. MAYBE EVEN BECAUSE OF IT.#HE IS GOOD AND KIND. BUT PERHAPS. NOT NICE......
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Sharing stuff from my stupid De-aging TF2 episode because I started thinking about it again...
The main plot would focus on Spy and Scout but there would be a B plot with Heavy and Medic and a C plot with Miss Pauling trying to do her job as a teenager
(maybe I'll actually make a comic out of it once I have time)
#tf2#tf2 heavy#heavy weapons guy#my art#tf2 medic#I have so many ideas for this dumb episode you guys have no idea
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Shockwave Starscream interaction?
#transformers#starscream#shockwave#sorry i couldnt think of anything#have this meme template#i like to think starscream is actually quite smart and weaponizes it against shockwave specifically
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it is genuinely and truly terrifying to watch trump and his apostles create a crisis and then "resolve" the crisis.
it is terrifying to watch right-wing media first say they love the tariffs, that "america is finally first again," that we don't need to be in a global economy. but then trump changes his mind. the media, in the next day or even hour - suddenly admits that the market was crashing, that we were in serious economic danger. but no worries because trump has saved us all! he's brought us back from the brink and stocks skyrocketed, something biden never did! trump's a hero! he loves us! he saved america!
i hate that the word "fascist" doesn't even seem to alarm them anymore. i hate that they treat it as a joke. i hate that others lift their noses and say triggered, libs? while lives fall apart. this is a man who has a religion behind him. this is a god-king. this is a man who has warped the soul of america, and they treat him as if he's just a goofy genius with a heart of gold.
within one hour of the tarriffs being announced, i already saw a commenter on instagram saying this is how we know he's playing chess, not checkers. but all the libs already sold their stocks, and i'm sat here laughing. i had to close my eyes.
#i'm so sick of pointing to 1984.#i'm so sick of pointing to history.#one of the ONLY times i've been able to win a conversation about this with a right winger#is by being ardently Raised Religious so i went with the ''oh my!!!! the first commandment!!#thou shall have no other gods before me!!! watch how you speak of him!!! i shall pray for you.#all men have sin except for our Lord Jesus :) ''#<- my father is a deacon. he tried to raise a Weapon of God.#i'll give it to him. he did indeed raise a weapon.
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An honor
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i like scaring robotnik#i made so many weird decisions with this one#why no colors? i thought it looked better like this#is that eggman crying? you bet#why is the first panel so funny to me personally? no reason#the idea of rob driving the bike is hilarious but i didn't draw that because not the point#rob threatened everyone to hell and back until stone got back#he was ready to kill everyone there#he was kicking and shouting the entire time#he would have gone himself if he had access to any sort of weapon#but no one would give him one and the lab was the place attacked#stone didn't necessarily KNOW he would die#but he knew it was possible so he had to say it#i just kept thinking about my comic about the fruit basket#and how robotnik would crumble if i gave him more time to do so
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DPxDC #32
Danny, Sam, and Tucker are on the outskirts of town, waiting for Jack to reveal what he dragged the kids out here to show them. A giant structure is covered by a tarp.
"Hey Dad, whatcha make this time?"
"Danno, my boy, this is," dramatically ripping off the tarp, "The Fenton Trebuchet. It automatically sends out a net to catch the ghost. Fire this bad boy and we'll knock any ghost outta the sky." Jack hits the lever, very excited. Nothing happens; it doesn't even move. "Sigh, another failed invention."
"Oh no, that's too bad, Dad, maybe next time," Danny says while thinking back to the other night when he sabotaged it.
Jack dejectedly drove back to the house, leaving the trio behind. Danny, Sam, and Tucker get very excited. A giant trebuchet the size of Fenton works, and no supervision.
The trio stares at the trebuchet with matching grins.
"Dibs," Danny calls. He quickly fixes what he sabotaged and hurries into the sling. "3, 2, 1 fire," Sam yells as Tucker releases the lever, and Danny gets launched.
An involuntary scream turns to laughter as he flies. Quickly switching to ghost form before he completes his arc right into the ground.
Sam gets launched. Laughing the whole way until Danny catches her. Quickly going back to allow Tucker his turn.
Tucker records and uploads their shenanigans to his blog, where immediately Wes Weston sees it and gets the rest of their year group to join. A chance to go "flying" and be caught by their favorite hero, even the A-listers join.
A good system gets going. Allowing Danny ample time to catch and release people, but gets interrupted by a sleek black plane.
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"Red Robin I know you're mad at Batman but I think stealing the Batplan and hiding out in the Cave isn't the best plan." Conner says while lounging in the passenger seat.
"Well then B shouldn't have been such an idiot with my case which he completely ruined by BLAH BLAH BLAH and further more BLAH BLA-"
PING, the radar goes off. As quick as it came, it was gone. A moment goes by, and it happens again. Tim directs the plane in the direction of the unknown object. Tim and Conner look at each other, at the radar, then out the window, hoping that the other understands what they are seeing.
A person shooting through the air, making silly poses as they go, only to get quickly caught by a glowing, flying teen. Soon followed by another person being sent flying.
Very concerned, Tim gets closer, dropping the cloaking, and into the line of sight of the glowing flying person.
"STOP FIRING! PLANE!" Yells the glowing teenager as he catches a little girl. The little girl in his arms giggles. "To the person flying, please move out of the way or land and join in." The glowing teen says before flying down to where a very large gathering of teens and kids awaits. They are standing around a very large glowing green trebuchet.
Tim quickly seems to understand what's happening. However, the glowing flying teenager is of high interest, so he quickly lands the plane for answers.
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A hush falls over the crowd when the plane lands, and out walks Red Robin and Superboy. Tucker looks like he's gonna pass out about meeting his second favorite vigilante, Red Robin. (Oracle, of course, is his #1.)
Danny, Sam, and Tucker greet the duo. A quick introduction and a conversation occur, where the duo gets some of their initial questions answered. Enough information was shared that Red Robin decided he wanted to be launched.
RR gets launched and caught by Superboy. After, RR starts to mingle and gather more information from the crowd. Everyone starts to take pictures with him, and they are very open to answering his questions.
Superboy and Danny end up chatting while they are on catch-and-release duty. The conversation is sort of awkward. Both of them are in a gay panic over the other. Several teens who have been caught get front row seats to the awkward, bad flirting. Sam makes sure to get launched a few times to watch the show.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#Conner/Danny#Kon-el/Danny#When danny yells plane all I think of is kids playing in the street yelling car and moving their stuff then moving back#I think it would be funny if the Fenton parents made older style weapons#Amity Parkers having the time of their lives with Phantom then get to meet other heroes#I rushed them meeting cause I didn't really write it a way I liked#I would honestly wish to be able to safety launched by a trebuchet#my writing
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day 80 (WOAH??)
I was feeling really off about my art soo why not redraw an older entry and make a small comic about it?
#tf2#heavy weapons guy#medic tf2#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#tf2 medic#red oktoberfest#heavy tf2#Im proud of the improvement#drawing these guys for almost three months straight has it's results#Heavy is drinking a peach bellini of course#I don't really have time for me to be doing this at all but fuck it we ball#BTW THIS IS NOT A ONE PART ONLY i'll just add the part number once i finish it this time
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i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest
#sadeas is a terrible person but you know. you know....#the way of kings#stormlight archive#stormlight archive spoilers#stormlight posting#dalinar kholin#oathbringer#brandon missed an opportunity he could have made dalinar and sadeas's relationship way more fucked up and interesting. i don't blame him#though because that sort of 'what if you were a ruthless military strategist and i was your barely contained weapon' homoerotic#situationship is kind of outside of his wheelhouse
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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died#anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon#it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts#why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy#karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal#thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership#i love karl#hes a great character#but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional#anyways#ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal#anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character#and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details#a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool#but with the deal karl proposed#it was doomed from the start#*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever
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The Lamb Slaying Death Incarnate
(Part of a larger comic....but I sort of like this panel a lot on its own!)
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#I hate that I have so many comic ideas and Neves + lamb au ideas THERES SO MUCH I WANT TO DRAW#but they all come with various degrees of difficulty and time consumption#anyways. that shepherd’s crook is not really a weapon they use it’s more. Symbolic I guess#laughing cuz u can see exactly where the text is supposed to go. BLEH!#there’s actually still so much I have to edit. I’m not sold on the textures. Or the colors. Much to think about#my art
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