#I adore him your honor

[moonbeamwritings]

kirishima takes the sacred relationship between a boyfriend and his s/o’s stuffed animals very seriously. he learns all their names and the specific places on your bed/in your room where they sit, always careful to put them back in their designated spots if he ever moves them. and if he has to take them off your bed, he delicately plops them onto the floor and out of the way, making sure they don’t get stepped on or knocked over.

sometimes he even talks to them or about them with you as if they’re real, making up elaborate stories to add to their lore. “miss walrus doesn’t sit next to pajama butt because he cheated on her with hello kitty.” it’s elaborate and it’s silly, and you can’t help but act scandalized by each new layer of drama he comes up with.

on some evenings, once you’ve made your way home after work or running errands, you pad down the hall to your bedroom and find him asleep amongst the plushies, your favorite (or the most sentimental of the bunch), clutched in his muscular arms. it looks so tiny in his hold, and he looks so peaceful amongst your little collection, that you can’t help but push his hair back and kiss his forehead.

and imagine him brimming with pride when, after he’s made a name for himself in the world of the pros, kirishima finds a little red riot plushie snuggled up in your little collection — right next to your childhood teddy bear.

[jv-f1]

If you’re not following James on Instagram you’re missing out on some of the most wholesome content I’ve ever seen in my life

😭😭😭

Name a man who loves his team more. The way he takes the time to communicate and connect with everyone is so 🥹

[samantitheos]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE HONEYSUCKLE

What sort of special little treats is he getting today?

[adrift-in-thyme]

Have I mentioned how much I love this panel?

Precious baby boy

Credit to @linkeduniverse

[nanichi0]

NSFW Choso Drabble

Character/Series: Choso Kamo/JJK

Rating: NSFW, minors DNI

Length: ~530 words

CW: AFAB!reader (reader’s pronouns are not mentioned), Choso has a lot of cum and love to give, cumplay and creampie mention, no other warnings really

Notes: It took so much willpower to not bring my breeding kink into this, but I’m saving that for another longer thing lol. Oh and there’s no mention of any canon JJK stuff other than Choso’s name so ig you could replace him with your fav and it’ll work all the same 😂❤️

Choso loves making a mess out of you in bed. 

He pushes your naked body down and gets on his knees, leaving trails of sloppy kisses up your thighs. When he reaches your clit he sucks on it slowly, gently, applying just enough pressure to make you squirm under him from the pleasure, but not enough for you to orgasm. Choso eats you out until you’re dripping in a mixture of his saliva and your own arousal. Once he thinks you’re ready, he stands back up and slips his underwear off. Choso spits on his cock and rubs it against your pussy, using it to nudge your clit over, and over, and over again. He gradually adds more pressure every time his dick grazes against your entrance, until he eventually slips in just the tip, drawing a gasp out of you as he pulls back out and repeats the motion. Choso loves to tease you, loves the sounds that fill the room in the process— the loud squelching of wet body parts rubbing together, his name falling off your lips, your sweet voice begging for him to please, please fuck you. His pleasure builds upon hearing your pleads and seeing your desperate facial expressions. “Not yet,” he says, continuing his movements. “Just a little longer, angel. Just a little longer and I’ll fill you up like you deserve.” When he feels that he’s reaching his first orgasm he uses his hand to stroke himself. “Spread it for me, baby,” he breathes. You comply, dipping your hand down to part your lower lips. Choso loves how you look so vulnerable and inviting, opening yourself up just for him. And just like that, he reaches his high. Spurts of cum shoot onto your pussy and fingers. It’s so warm, and sticky, and there’s so fucking much of it. You bring your hand up to your mouth to clean your fingers off. Choso’s face is flushed, his mouth open slightly as he admires you and the lewd scene between your legs. You look ravishing, he thinks. He watches the rise and fall of your chest and meets your lustful gaze. You know what comes next. Choso loves what comes next. He grips his cock, still hard despite the massive load he just decorated you with. In precise motions he uses it to swipe his cum toward your entrance. Then he slowly pushes in, fucking his cum into you where it belongs. You’re always so good for him, so patient, so he makes sure to reward you for it. With his seemingly never-ending stamina Choso does as he promised. He fucks you until you can’t possibly cum anymore. He fills you up until your body can’t hold it in and you’re oozing cum onto the bedsheets no matter how many times Choso tries to push it back inside. And it’s at that point, when you’re a completely spent mess of cum and spit and sweat, that Choso finally stops. He kisses you and cleans you up, of course, already thinking about the next time he’ll get to do this with you. Choso loves making a mess out of you, and he loves that you’re his. 

[ashematashe]

Julius is one of the best characters in Re:Zero and no one can change my mind

[giggly-squiggily]

WINDBREAKER IM CRYING😭💚 sooooooo would you accept sth like Umemiya x leereader (romantic ig?) and we help Umemiya with his gardening up there at the roof and he tickles us?

(And also tysm, I asked for the lazy tickles with Kenma days ago it was really cute)

(Headcanons to Dabbles: OFFICIALLY CLOSED)

(Oh my goodness, HI! :D I didn't know this was you! Thank you so much for the kind words, anon! I genuinely appreciate it! :D) WINDBREAKER AHHH!!! Umemiya is truly a gem of a man; what a sweetie pie! I've gotcha covered!

“Oo, look at that!” Umemiya’s chin came resting on your shoulder as he took in your hard work, smiling at the green plants before him. “You’re a natural, (Y/N)!”

“I’m really not..” You began, suddenly embarrassed by how happy his words made you. When you agreed to help with his garden, you had no idea where to even begin. Thankfully, everything he assigned you was base level and didn’t leave you feeling like you’d make a permanent mistake.

“Truly! Plants need more than just water and sunlight; they need a loving hand to nurture them; someone who’s willing to smile at them and help them feel encouraged to grow!” His arm came around your waist- fingers poised and making you jump. “They also need laughter…”

“No, no don’t you dahhahahare!” You squealed when he began tickling you, holding you close as he walked his fingers up and down your side. “Hahahhajimehehehehe!”

“Yehhehes?” He teased you, bringing his other hand up to get your other side, pulling you close. “See, what’d I say? You’re a true natural when it comes to this! Look how happy the plants are, hearing you giggle and laugh like this!”

“Aheahahhahaha, yohohohu! Gheahahaha, whhhihy dohoohohn’t you lauhuuhhuhgh insteahhahhd!” You went to grab his knees, but any attempt to reach out was quickly thwarted as he dug into your armpits. “Hahhahajimehehehehehe!”

“Hehehe, you sound like a hummingbird when you laugh!” He giggled in your neck, finally giving you a much needed break as you gasped for air. “My precious hummingbird- coming to nurture my plants with their sweet little song.”

“Ugh.” You rolled your eyes, unable to not smile when he kissed your cheek. When you looked at the tomato plants you were tending to, they did look stronger; it was as if they found the strength to stand tall post your laughing fit.

“Hey..maybe you're onto something.” You confessed, feeling your boyfriend cackle in delight, hugging you close.

[vegettos]

[myriad-lights]

Did a quick sketch of my wife (gender neutral)

[epickiya722]

No, seriously, this kid has bust through windows, walls and doors like how those horror movie bad guys be doing. You folks seen it before!! 🤣

No One: ...

Itadori: some... BODY ONCE TOLD ME!!

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

Noho Hank + malapropisms (S04E06)

[actuallysaiyan]

I adore Nanami Kento. I'd gladly be his wifey forever. I'd melt if he even just looked at me and smiled. This man has been on my mind for fucking days now and I just can't even anymore...

Not only is he so strong, but he's so willing to protect the younger generation. It warms my heart because we all know how much he just thinks life is shit and work is shit but in the grand scheme of things, there can be such beautiful things in life. He is utterly perfect.

[naughtydogg]

the first time he’s ever seen that, and he laughs

[adrift-in-thyme]

Precious

Little

Bean

[banannabethchase]

Give me all the Takeshita. Push that magnificent man to the fucking moon and let him fuck up everybody on the roster. Make him the dreamboat face of the company because HE DESERVES IT.

[serctcnia]