#I am beginning to suspect

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

There is a very simple quiz I need to write and submit answers for by the end of today

I cannot over emphasise how easy this is. I chose the questions. The answers are about me. There is literally no way to fail this quiz. I love quizzes. I love being right at things.

Doing this by the end of today is part of my contract and is specifically tied to several thousand pounds of my wages. The wages I need to live in my house and eat my food and live my life.

It is 16:35. I am here and not writing the answers to my quiz.

[rabbithaver]

[identitty-dickruption]

something about me is that I will talk about my favourite shows with very little prompting required, but I do need some kind of a prompt. like.

me, before anyone asks: I Have Nothing To Say I Just Like The Show

me, after someone asks a specific question about one of my shows: strap yourself in!! I will not stop having things to say ever again oh boy!!

[marcusagrippa]

hi found out my classics teacher has attised

[gabbingwaves]

The horror movie suspense set-up of Jiyan hesitating to follow Rover away from the river, and when Rover asks him what's wrong he goes, "Oh, nothing. I'm sure it was just my imagination." You know what I'm talking about.

But THEN the camera zooms past him walking away and it's a fucking Gulpuff ominously sinking into the depths of the water.

What the hell is this quest. I love it.

[sandinthepipes]

I have just realised that a lot of my favourite ships fall into the-prince-and-the-pauper bin???? And i wasn't even aware??????

[msculper]

someday... my mash/falsettos thesis.... you'll understand you'll all understand......

[deergirlslut]

Can't fucking leave my room to go get a beer or shower because I'm afraid this mother fucker is waiting for me just outside.

[fragmentedblade]

Also, Ruan Mei was the one who lent the Phase Flame to Ratio, wasn't she?

[failfemme]

my dad and i started new jobs around the same time and we’re far too much alike so yesterday we were bonding over both leaving a totally average day of work feeling like we’re about to be fired any minute and we have no clue what we’re doing

[lokh]

there is a cricket in my room and it is driving me bat shit.

[krawdad]

You know what I was right the first time when I said "I should stop seeing this doctor who feels that needing to use a wheelchair is the same as giving up"

[chicago-geniza]

Still thinking about that trans anarchist on Twitter who lives in a yurt in the woods and often promotes artisan wool garments or jewelry by expert metal craftspeople in remote regions of Afghanistan with whom they seem to have a personal relationship and then a couple of weeks ago casually dropped that they were in the US military for nine and a half years. I'm assuming there was a significant political arc in the intervening period between then and now but like. What. Nobody is owed your biography but this does feel like a significant detail for someone with a public platform and that specific niche, i.e., "anarchist who talks about Afghanistan a lot"

[a-silent-observer]

I am being prescribed psychiatric medicine so potent the viruses just slide off of me

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

why must tummy hurt :(

[uhf-comm-pass]

I ordered a microwave. It arrived with a large dent in the top, but was otherwise functional. I returned the microwave.

I ordered another microwave. This microwave came from a different vendor and a different manufacturer. It arrived with a small dent in the bottom, but with the control panel loose, the "START" button nonfunctional, and the platter endlessly spinning whenever it is plugged in. I am going to have to return this microwave.

I am beginning to get worried about what is going to be wrong with microwave #3.