#I am being tested

[expectiations]

me, happily cracking my knuckles after succesfully finishing my brainrot on why Darillium River isn't "dumb" but suffering from debilitating grief, Eleven is not an entirely shitty husband like most people who watched THORS believe he is, and Twelve is not composed entirely of tooth-rotting fluff and rainbows based on fifteen minutes of screentime:

the universe: if you think you're getting away, i will prove you wrong

[last-knight-who-was]

I am being so strong and brave right now. My fiancée is asleep and her bare ass is just poking right out from under the blanket and I am so tempted to smack it. So tempted! But I am a good girlfriend! I will not wake her up when she has to be up early!

[holysheithyall]

dont reply to sheith haters nana its not worth your time nana you cant do that to yourself nana its twt nana theyre all dumb as bricks they might be a troll nana (me talking to myself)

[eff-plays]

If you believe this or similar things, we did not play the same game, we did not get the same things out of it, we have entirely different understandings of it and its characters and its text, and we do not have anything to say to each other.

People who do Ascendant for the angst and tragedy of it, I 100% get. People who do it for the RP, I 100% get. People who do Ascendant for the "dark romance"/porn, I get logically but never emotionally.

This? Nothing. Zip. Nada. Exit the establishment and do not leave a business card, we will not call you back.

[foggieststars]

i am so sleep deprived this week and tumblr keeps recommending me the worst most stupid posts imaginable... why are you posting weird homophobic shite about rpf and then tagging it with. rpf pairings. does your bad take mean that much to you

[sharpth1ng]

U know those pogo sticks that you play with as a kid? That’s how my brain feels, I feel like I’m jumping up and down with energy and thoughts. I live, laugh, love except instead of love i never shut up. I feel like if you got a pogo stick, Ethan would fall even more in love with you. Ur welcome for the advice man, no need to thank me. A pogo stick could be ur choice of transportation as you go around annihilating balloons

@phoenixisconfused I'm going to annihilate you with a pogo stick

[blueberryratz]

IM NOT . GOING TO ARGUE WITH TUMBLR USERS . I WONT. I AM STRONGER

[tambourineophelia]

Uh oh just realised this coat on sale I keep getting ads for reminds me of a coat Marianne Faithfull wore once ...........

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

"based on your likes" is trying to start online wars, but is it also worth seeing it for the gifs of lesbians and the fandom content?

[blackmetalbats]

i will not put aside the fic im writing just to write deadpool and wolverine smut. i will not.

[balkanradfem]

I wrote another Europe poll with stupider groups =_= but i'm not going to publish it... i need to stay strong in the face of adversity and not clown on the internet...

[memecatwings]

*white knuckle gripping the sink, talking to myself in the mirror* DONT let live action one piece fool you. live action one piece is the devil speaking. remember the anime. remember the crimes committed. dont let live action one piece convince you that one piece is good. stay strong my friend. do not falter.

[sweetestpopcorn]

Do you think Larra Rogare cheated on Viserys with Sandoq the Shadow?

Anon,

Look at my face. Look at my f-cking face.

[tieflingbi]

:)

[nubreed73]

Every day I open my social media and I am greeted and retraumatised by this picture and the cycle begins once more. I’m like an ouroborous in some sort of Groundhog Day situation fuelled by That Menace and his stupid face. I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS (I totally did)

[quarantineddreamer]

(The universe really said hey you’re finally gonna find a medicine that works for you after years of chronic pain and you’ll have about two amazing weeks of no pain and then you’re gonna get Covid and have to go off those meds and by the time you get back on them you’ve got a lovely new symptom that’s gonna come party ✨🫠)