#I am hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[littlemclarennorris]

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Lando Norris X Reader Insta AU

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Lapland, Finland

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@yourinstagram : Snow Much Fun 🏂 ( I was freezing )

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@Landonorrisstan04 Not Lando dragging you out in the COLD mother ?

@ynspaddockprincess we wanted bikini pics lando :/ but you still slay queen !!!

@ln4 we’ll fly you out somewhere warm don’t worry x

@bobnorris04 poor y/n 😭 she counted down the days for the season to end only for Lando to take her to visit Santa Claus BYE

— @yourinstagram at least lando’s short enough to be an elf x

— @bobnorris04 OMG DNF Y/n 😭💀( ilysm and I’m freaking out rn )

@landonorris WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING AT ME !!!

@futuremrsnorris I know damn well y/n didn’t just say that I AM HOLLERING !!!!!

— @landonorris no Mrs Norris of mine would laugh at such jokes….

— @futuremrsnorris I- LSKSKS HE REPLIED !! I WAS KIDDING POOKIE I AM STILL MRS NORISS OMFGGG !!!!!! 🫣

— @yourinstagram get in line pookie

@ciscanorris1 stunning ♥️

@adam_norris_pure_electric hope you guys are having a blast 😎 sending my love from sunny Mallorca lol

— @yourinstagram can a pure electric scooter get me to Mallorca from Lapland quicker than a flight 🫣

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Lapland, Finland

@landonorris : Just a couple elf’s working overtime ☃️

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@ln4 we see what you did there :)

@futuremrsnorris oh he really took y/n’s elf joke to heart 😭

@maxfewtrell could of gotten my good side mate 👍🏽

— @yourinstagram at least you look decent Maxine !! He chooses to post me bare face and straight out the cabin as revenge after my elf joke :/

— @landonorris chat shit get banged ;)

— @yourinstagram MWAH 💋 blocked

@landoswh0re how does she look so pretty with her hair slicked back pls 🥲 *cries in big forehead*

— @landonorris my girls megaminds long lost daughter !! don’t worry you’re good 😄

— @landoscurlss LANDO 😭 she’s gonna get your ass

@yourinstagram NOW do you guys see why I made that joke !! He’s always coming for me but HEY shoot y/n because she made a short joke 🙄

— @ln4 we believe you sister x

@ciscanorris1 Lando scrape your curls back from your face I just want to see something realllyyy quickly 🤓

— @landonorris don’t start….

— @yourinstagram BAKE his ass baby sis

— @landonorris grown ups are talking Cisca don’t interrupt

— @ciscanorris1 I’m just saying..since we’re on the topic of massive foreheads

@mclaren the girlies are fighting

@landospassangerprincess THE MCLAREN ADMIN 💀!!

@riabishh do I smell the girls vs lando

— @landonorris not you too 🙂

— @yourinstagram he’s shat the bed now that big bish is here

@maxfewtrell you’re done mate 🤣 just let them have it

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[redhead1180]

ok so like I’ve been looking for like five about rudy baby and like I have one in particular that i begging for someone to write and it’s like the reader could be like a surfer girl type of person and like he’s out on the beach one day and like he sees the reader and he thinks she’s hot and they like talk and stuff and they start like hanging out and then one day rudy is completely fed up with it and he’s just like fuck it I need you and they end up having the hottest sex of the century lol 😆 I’m giggling and kicking my feet rn! 🤣🤣🤣

Oy vey girl, I have NOT wrote for Rudy, but we gonna do this. Also, I know absolutely nothing about surfing. I am so sorry for the delay, I really hope you like it.

Thanks to @haven247 for helping when my brain went stupid.

All graphsi by @saradika-graphics

Rudy, Chase, and JD were out on the beach brushing up on their surfing skills for the new season. Jonas had told them there was going to be more surfing this season and the boys needed a refresher.

"I'm getting too old for this shit" Chase said as they all three stand at the water with surfboards in hand.

"Yeah, ya are old man" Rudy snickered.

"Fuck you" Chase chuckles as he flips Rudy off and rolls his eyes.

"You're both too fucking old for this shit, I however, am in my prime" JD comments as he flexes in front of them.

Rudy slaps him in the stomach, "I ain't that much older than you, asshole"

"Alright let's get this over with" Chase grumbles as they all head into the water.

For the next hour or so, they surfed, busted their asses more times than they wanted to admit, and laughed so hard their ribs hurt.

That's when Rudy saw you, carrying a board and laughing with some friends. His heart skipped a beat at how beautiful and carefree you looked and he couldn't stop himself from staring at you stripped down to a bikini and made your way to the water.

"Calling to Rudy, you there man?" He vaguely heard JD say next to him.

"Huh, what?" He snapped his around to JD.

"I asked if you're ready to call it or want to do some more, but looks like someone or something has your attention" JD smirked.

"Uh, no, I think I'm gonna stay a bit and practice more" Rudy mumbled to no one in particular, still unable to keep his eyes off you as you begin to surf the waves.

"Oh I see, right, you practice man" Chase chuckles patting him the back.

"yeah catch ya later" Rudy said offhandedly as he waved to the guys, eyes never leaving you, as he rode his board your way.

He rode over to you, watching your look of exhilaration after catching that last wave.

"Hey, you, um, you look pretty good out there" Rudy called to you as he rode up by your board. IDIOT, what the hell was that he thought to himself. But then had to remind himself to breath when he saw how more beautiful you were up close.

"Oh, thanks." You giggle "it wasn't much" you look out at the ocean as you wring your hair out.

"Looked like to me" Rudy smiled and put his hand out "I'm Rudy".

You smiled at him, a breathtaking smile he thought.

"I'm Y/N, nice to meet you" you shook his hand, smiling the whole time. "You surf out here often"

Rudy felt a shock of electricity run up his arm, and the fact you bit you bottom lip, he was pretty sure you felt it to.

"Umm, not as much as I'd like, but yea when I have time. Although I am definitely not as good as you" he manages to stammer out. Fuck dude, your not a teenager get it together, Rudy yelled to himself.

"C'mon then, big boy, let's see what ya got" You challenge him as you look out at the waves.

"After you" he smirks, motioning his hand out.

For the next hour, you guys catch waves, talk, and honestly have a really good time, until your friends holler it's time to go.

"Well, blondie, looks like my ride is leaving. Sorry to say I must leave you now" you say, you voice laced with disappointment.

"You want to meet up again" Rudy asks, a little too desperate.

"Yea I'm free Tuesday, meet ya in the morning say around 8, best waves" you grin mischievously.

"I'll be here" Rudy promised.

For the next few weeks you guys carve out time in each other's lives to meet up several times. You both learn more about each other, laugh and build up a relationship more and more with every meeting. Things between you are closer now, touches come more freely, hands linger on each other, and Rudy wonders if you feel the same way as he does.

One day you guys were out in the water, laying on the boards after surfing for a good hour, he was telling a funny story from set. Suddenly, the sky was ripped in two by a streak of lightning and you both jumped at the sudden clap of thunder.

"yup time to go" you both said in unison.

You both paddled back as fast as you could, rain starting to fall heavy as you got back to your towels. Lightening and thunder were crashing every few seconds and Rudy doesn't normally let weather bother him, but this lightning was dangerous.

"let's get in my truck, I know you don't have a ride, I can drive you home." He yells over the rain.

The beach is completely cleared out by the time you guys make it inside his truck.

*Jesus fuck" you laugh once you're in the the truck.

Rudy chuckles and turns the truck on, turning the heat on, noticing you had goose bumps all over you, both of you only in your bikini and trunks. He turns to you and starts looking you over and making no injuries or anything.

"you ok" he asked concern laced in his voice. Rudy couldn't help it, he tucks your hair behind your ear and cups your face. Looking you over for anything wrong.

"um, sorry" he stammers going to remove his hand, but you stop him.

"I'm ok Rudy" you tell him shyly as you pull his hand towards your mouth and kiss the palm of it.

Rudy's minds blanks for a second before he reacts and pulls you to him, kissing you gently. You immediately start kissing him back, threading your hands through his hair. He runs his tongue along your bottom lip, seeking entrance, and you relent instantly. He cups your face with one and slips his tongue in, both of your tongues dancing for dominance. He wraps his arm around you with the other, pulling your closer, and deepens the kiss. You moan and he feels you give in and can't control the groan that escapes him, wanting to kiss you so long and it was better than he could imagine.

This kiss becomes hungry and needy, teeth clashing as you both feel the need to devour each other. Rudy slides his hand down your side to your hip and squeezes, rubbing his thumb under the bikini ties. You wrap an arm around his neck and tug on his hair, pulling from the kiss gasping. Rudy immediately begins attacking your neck, leaving open mouth kisses down, nibbling occasionally. He nibbles a spot under your ear and you buck you hips, causing him to smirk. "Found you" he whispers.

You moan, trying to tug him closer. The rain pounding the truck, thunder clapping ever few seconds, but neither of you heard it. So cocooned in your little bubble. The windows were fogging over, but you both paid no mind. Rudy had a second of clarity as he is leaves little marks on your collarbone.

"God, tell me to stop now if you want" he voice raspy from heat and desire.

"don't you fucking dare" you demand, causing him to chuckle before going back to your chest. He reach down and squeezes you ass, wanting you closer. You moan in his hair, head fallen back to give him more access.

Rudy feels you push him back... 'wha-' he starts to asked confused, but you begin to crawl over the console and straddle his lap. "Oh" he smirks as you smile devilishly down at him. Rudy feels himself go rock hard and groans into your mouth as you reclaim his lips.

"Fuck sweet girl" he mumbles against your lips as you grind down on him. He groans, hands grabbing the fat of your ass and squeezing, pulling you close and down onto him. You moan into the kiss and reach down to palm thru his shorts.

*Jesus fuck" Rudy moans before ripping the triangles of your bikini top to the side and latching on to your right breast. You gasp as he he licks, bites and sucks, half your tit in his mouth, while using his other hand to play with the other one.

"Fuck, Rudy, feels so good." You whine out as you grind down against him. Rudy couldn't remember the last time he was this hard. He moves his mouth to the other breast and reach down to untie the strings one your bikini. Focusing to NOT blow his load, which the way you were grinding and pawing him, he was finding a bit difficult. He taps your thigh for you to raise up and remove your bikini bottom.

"God you're so fuckin beautiful" Rudy says in awe as runs his hands over your body. He hears a whine escape from your lips and looks up at you all blissed out. Keeping eye contact, he slides his fingers down to your pussy and feels you soaked, making his breath hitch.

"Fuck baby you're soaked, this all for me?" He tuts as he smirks up at you, you nod and gasp as he slides his fingers through your folds gathering your wetness. He slowly begins rubbing circles on your clit, causing you to moan out and your head fall back.

Rudy slides a finger to your hole, and gently pushes it in, groaning at how tight you feel around his finger. He slowly moves it in circles, rubbing against your walls. He feels them clench around his finger and chuckles.

"somebody likes that" he teases as your fingers dig in his shoulders and you moan his name. "Fuck baby love hearing my name from those lips" Rudy groans in your ear.

As the storm rages outside the truck, both of you don't pay it any attention. Rudy adds another finger and begins to thrust them in and out of your soaked cunt. You moan and roll your hips against them.

" fuck, baby, that's it. Ride them, make a mess on my hand. I wanna taste you, c'mon y/n."

You grind faster on his fingers as he wiggles them inside you, causing you to gasp. Rudy feels your walls flutter around them and curls his fingers at your sweet spot. You cry out as he feels your release soak his hand.

"that's it, good girl" he hums in your ear as he slowly pulls out his fingers, causing you to whine, and sucks them off. "God baby your so fucking sweet."

You slam your mouth down on his, forcing your tongue in to taste yourself, moaning into him. Reaching down you undo his shorts and lift up for him to pull them down, the kiss never breaking. He slides them down and you look down and moan.

"fuck Rudy you're so fucking pretty" you moan out in awe as you reach down and begin to stroke him. Rudy groans and leans his head on your shoulder, bucking his hips into your hand. He can feel you smile.

"Fu- fuck baby can't do this, I won't last" his voice raspy as he drags his blunt nails down your back. "Fucking need inside you y/n"

"condom?" You whisper in his ear.

"console"

You grab one, and put it on him, causing him to squeeze your hips.

"fuck ple- please" he whimpers

You line yourself up and push the tip in, both of your groaning. You slow sit down him, he hisses as your walls close around him sucking him inside you.

"oh fuck" you moan as another crash of thunder explodes outside. You clench around and he grabs your hair tightly and wraps his arm around your waist.

"Jesus fuck" Rudy cries out, keeping you still, needing to collect himself so he doesn't shoot his load now.

You start to move, rolling your hips, moving them in circles as his hard cock rubs your walls.

"oh God" you moan out as your body is covered in goose bumps. You begin to bounce and Rudy moans, pulling you hair, forcing your head back. He attacks your exposed neck, leaving open mouth kisses, biting and kissing to your collarbone.

"fuck baby you feel so good, fucking taking me so well, such a good fucking girl" Rudy groans in your neck, as he squeezes your hips with one hand, the other still holding your hair. You groan and clench around him.

"oh like that, like being called a good girl" Rudy smirks as he grabs your hips and slams you down harder on him. You cry out and and dig your nails in his chest, causing him to hiss.

"oh fuck Rudy" you moan, head thrown back, tits bouncing in Rudy's face. He leans forward and sticks his tongue out, letting your nipples rub up and down on his tongue. Your hands fly into his hair to steady yourself, as you arch your back for more.

"God your so fucking beautiful" Rudy pants as you tug his hair, pulling his head back, and crash your lips on his. He can feel your walls flutter, and grabs you around the waist. He starts thrusting hard up into you.

"oh fuck yes, oh God, right there" you cry out grabbing the head rest behind him.

"Yeah, that the spot" Rudy smirks as you nod your head vigorously. "Yeah you close, gonna cum all over me"

"mhmm" you moan as Rudy feels your movements get sloppy. He reaches a hand down and begins to rub circles on your clit. He trys to focus to not cumming just yet, but he can already feel some cum slip out as he holds you tight and slams up into you.

"c'mon baby, cum for me" he barely gets the words out and he feels you clamp down around him and a rush of juices on his cock. He buried his head into your neck.

"oh fuck" you cry out, thighs trembling and hips jerking on him.

"Fuck, go-good, fu-fuck, girl" Rudy just gets out before he moans loudly and slams into you, stilling, as his load shoots into the condom. His vision goes momentarily white as he holds you tightly, before slowing his thrusts, helping you both ride out your high.

Neither of you say a word for a moment, just panting and holding onto each other. Finally Rudy pulls your wet hair back and kisses your forehead.

"you ok, sweetie" he gently asks cupping your face, looking at your fucked out face. He smiles.

"yeah" you chuckle "I'm good, I'm amazing right now"

Rudy laughs and kisses you gently, then pulls you up and off him. Both of you hiss from the sensitivity. He takes off the condom and throws it in a bag in back seat. It was still raining, from what you could tell through the fogged over windows. He helps you back in your seat, sinces your legs weren't really working properly, making him smirk. You put your bathing suit back on.

"alright let's get you home so I can fuck you properly in a bed" Rudy comments as he backs the truck up.

"oh" you laugh " round two, huh"

"oh baby we're just getting started" he smiles at you and winks.

Tagging moots @princessmaybank @blueicequeen19 @pankowperfection @starfxkr @haven247 @echobx @rafesthroatbaby @drudyslut @babygorewhore

[melanieph321]

could you do one of rúben training in the girl's garden (continuing with the story of the brazilian girl) and her mother and aunts saying that he's hot 😂

As you wish 🤣

Ruben Dias x Reader - No Son of Mine (Part 2)

Enjoy!

The days in São Paulo were hot, especially in the summertime. You were enjoying the sun with your sisters and aunts, whilst your dad and uncles got started on the BBQ. Ruben kept your cousins busy, chasing them around in the backyard, playing football.

"Here, put this on." Your auntie, passed you a bottle of sunscreen. You hesitated at first, considering that you've never had to put it on in England. During the English summers your melanin skin was enough to protect you, however the sun in Brazil had you cooking like a steak in a pan.

"Ruben!" You called him over to put some sunscreen on him as well. He ran towards you and your aunties, sweaty from the energetic game with your little cousin.

"Please go easy on them." You said, waiting for him to pull his shirt over his head so that you could massage some sunscreen onto his back.

"What do you mean?" He grinned.

You rolled your eyes. He was so competitive even with children. You watched him pass the ball between your cousins legs, triping their feet as if this was a real leauge game.

"Just go easy on them." You sighed.

"I am baby, don't worry." He leaned down to peck your lips before running back to the children, leaving his drenched t-shirt on your taning bed. You shook your head with a smile on your lips.

"Where do I get me one of those?" You aunt muttered, watching Ruben running away from you. Your sisters next to her nodded agreeingly.

"I guy like that must be good in bed?"

"Excuse me." You gasped.

"But he's so big, no?"

"I'm not having that discussion with you." Your aunties and sisters shared a look then laughed. "That means yes." They hollered.

"I can imagine." Your auntie removed her sunglasses and started nibbling at it's edge. "One stroke of him and I'd be out for the rest of the day."

"Aunty." You gasped at their unfiltered comments about your fiancés appearance. They clearly found him very attractive, perhaps even more than you.

"What?" She protested. "Y/N, I can't believe the fact that you don't have five children running around with a man like that walking around the house. I'd have him flip me over the first thing in the morning."

The ladies laughed. You blushed.

"Ruben and I haven't thought about having kids yet."

"Cuz you want him all to yourself huh?"

The ladies fell back in laughter again. There was no point in fighting them. They lay half naked and dehydrated in the sun, as drunk as they come. You were just happy that all of your family members seemed to love Ruben, but not as much as you did.

[blitzwhore]

Okay I have some song recs for the stolitz playlist.

The Simplest Words - The Narcissist Cookbook (feels very Blitz perspective of the self hating)

Howl - The Family Crest (This song feels very horny and top energy. The definition of I'm going to make you fall for me. Side note it also feels super omega verse, lol)

So Alright, Cool, Whatever - The Happy Fits (This is aggressive yearning. Oh my lord I could see it from Stolas or Blitz perspective)

Rises the Moon - Momoru (Lovely male cover of this song. For some reason I imagine it as a sad Blitz cover. Like almost this was a lullaby that Tilla would sing to him.)

Functional Poetry - The Narcissist Cookbook

I think I am going to leave my phone at home tonight- The Narcissist Cookbook (cute Blitz or Stolas perspective)

Casualty - Lawrence (Blitz perspective)

C'mon Baby, Cry - Orville Peck (Good cowboy sounding song about letting people in and having your guard down. When Blitz wants to cosplay as a cowboy)

The Curse of the Blackened Eye - Orville Peck (This is a really good song about depression)

Dirty Imbecile - The Happy Fits (Could see from either perspective)

Self Esteem - AJJ (Blitz perspective)

Goodbye Optimism - Pedals on Our Pirate Ships (Super edgy Blitz)

Self-Loathing - Days N Daze (Blitz)

I'm Not a Good Person - Pat The Bunny (Super edgy Blitz)

Horseface Pirate - Blind Mountain Holler (Title is self explanatory. Song just feels Helluva Boss coded)

Next to You - Jon Vincent III

Moments - Micah Edwards (sleepy)

Notice Me - acoustic - ROLE MODEL

Goodbye - The Altogether (sweet goodbye song 😭. Kinda feels apology tour coded)

Painkiller - Ruel (kind of a vibe and a jam)

I recommend some that I don't think you have yet. I have a huge playlist myself for edgy romances. I hope you enjoy 😊.

So many recs! Thank you! ✨💞

The Simplest Words - oh this one is going right into the Blitz playlist, damn. It's so him it hurts. Love how it sounds, too!!

Howl - oh hey I actually already have this song saved, I think an irl friend recced it. And yet somehow I never stopped to pay attention to the lyrics and realise just how well they fit Stolas holy shit. Especially the first half! Wtf. 🤣 I've added it to the Stolas playlist now! (and, yeah, the second half of the song is so omegaverse coded 😂 I love that shit)

So alright, cool, whatever - love it! The rhythm is a bit too upbeat, but I think the lyrics at the beginning are sad enough to fit in the Stolitz angst playlist, so there it goes!

Rises the moon - love how it sounds! I like your idea of Tilla singing it to Blitz, but while I was listening I couldn't help but imagine a sad and lonely Stolas singing it to himself as a way to self-soothe. I feel like the moon imagery and the poetic language fit his character very well. (and how cute and heartbreaking would it be if the song Tilla sings to Blitz is the same song Stolas sings to himself? 😭) added to the Stolas playlist!!!

Functional poetry - the lyrics fit both of them at different parts, so yeah, this one goes to the Stolitz playlist! I really liked it!

I think I'm going to leave my phone at home tonight - the first half of the song fits Stolas so well, I feel! And I like the second half, I have a very soft spot for spoken poetry in the middle of songs (Nightwish songs my beloved), so I think I'm gonna save it to the Stolas playlist!

Casualty - yup, 100% Blitz lol, added!

C'mon baby, cry - oh hey, I already have an Orville Peck song in the Stolas playlist (recced by @stolitzsings!). Despite the cowboy vibes I feel like the lyrics of this song also fit Stolas better, so his playlist is where this is going ❤️

The curse of the blackened eye - saving this one to my likes because I really enjoyed it but I haven't decided if it fits any of my HB playlists!

Dirty imbecile - I think this one might go in my Blitz playlist! Gotta listen to it a couple of times to see if it sticks :)

Self esteem - the lyrics fit Blitz so well! Pity the song is so short!

Goodbye optimism - super edgy indeed! I don't think this one fits my style but I can see Blitz in it!

Self loathing - same as above

I'm not a good person - damn this is so Blitz 😳 how sad is it that the only lyric that doesn't fit him is "I'm asleep all day in my room" because he doesn't have a room? Anyway, this is going in his playlist!

Horseface pirate - loving the way this sounds! It's going in the Blitz playlist methinks :)

Next to you - I'm saving this one to my personal likes because I'm not sure it fits any of my HB playlists but I really enjoyed it!

Moments - this is so pretty 🥺 I can imagine Stolas singing it about Blitz. I'll add it to the Stolitz angst playlist!

Notice me - might keep this one in the Blitz playlist :3 I have to listen to it a couple of times

Goodbye - 😭😭😭 *adds to stolitz angst playlist*

Painkiller - loving the way this one sounds. I'm gonna save it to my likes for now and maybe it'll make it into a playlist after I've listened to it a few times!

Thanks SO MUCH for these recs, I loved so many of these!!!! 😍

[chainsawcorazon]

I feel so bad for Bernard and Jay their only fault is getting their man and their getting shit from the majority of the fandom. Like sorry ur batsuper ship couldn't happen but chill out.

Will always be their defender.

lmao forreal. Getting back into comics just recently, was it surprising to see out characters who were, historically, meant to be seen as straight come out as queer? Sure! It’s always a surprise, considering how heterosexually inclined comicdom is. We get the barest of crumbs and tend to be grateful for that alone considering being openly queer in fiction is still a point of contention with certain audiences.

For Bernbear specifically, I hollered more than anything. I mean I remember him from when I was a kid, and kinda always guessed he was a lil fruity, but never did I expect that lil conspiracy theorist fruit to be the reason why Tim came out the closet 😂😂 Surprising? Yes! Is it welcome and a fresh change from the back and forth with Steph? Also yes! Here’s to hoping they can be fruity and happy together for another ten years before DC decides Tim NEEDS to have a toxic relationship with Dick’s aunt’s cousin’s mom’s niece.

As for Jay, for a character that is so morally ambiguous in nature and colored AND queer, I am not surprised people hate him so passionately. Comic book fandom hates anyone who isn’t following the 1935 moral code. They also hate anyone Bruce don’t like, making Jay my beloved nephew because of that alone 😂 inshallah he and jon will have many happy years together while DC fully dives into rainbow capitalism and makes us have to witness bruce’s toxic relationship with minh khoa. not jay’s fault that, that white man can’t keep down a lover for his life 🤣

[kristinamae093]

Me again. I've been super scarce as of late, but I'm trying to get caught up on everyone's stories (slowly but surely). My mental health has been shit and the past month has been absolute hell. I won't go into details, but I'm dealing with a lot right now. I honestly don't know when any of this will get officially posted, but I at least wanted to share some teasers or something like that.

The stuff is below, lol. There's even something new down there 👀 lmao. I tried to keep it short and sweet, but we all know that's not possible 🤣. Everything is subject to change.

First, here's a bit of HCTS chapter seven.

Olivia cleared her throat, causing Kyla to quickly snap out of it. “Sorry, yes, I'm Kyla. It’s a pleasure to meet you as well, Duchess. Between the King Father and William, I’ve heard a lot about you in return.”

Liam groaned from his spot. Olivia snickered and replied, “I’m sure William hasn’t told you everything. I look forward to getting to know you better.”

“Not you too!” Liam hollered, eliciting a laugh from nearly everyone.

As it died down, a throat cleared. Constantine subtly rolled his eyes and quickly spat out, “Lastly, Lady Riley Brooks.”

"Walker. And it's Duchess Walker." She corrected him.

"Sure." Constantine snapped, avoiding eye contact as he did.

Next, here's a little Ghosted from chapter nine - One Step Forward.

Madeleine growled and mumbled something under her breath, but Olivia couldn’t make it out. Kiara and Penelope shared hesitant looks, both seemingly looking to Madeleine for permission to speak. Olivia ignored their silent conversation as she realized something; even without Riley, they were still missing a suitor.

“Where’s Hana?”

“Who?” Madeleine answered with a scrunched face.

“Hana… Hana Lee.”

“Oh! Right! Hana!" Madeleine exclaimed after a long moment. "I extended the invitation but unfortunately she declined to attend.” She dismissively shrugged.

Okie dokie, here's the last one. All I'll tell you is this is a new series I'm working on titled Pleasure & Pain. 🤐 Hopefully I'll start posting it soon. 🫡

“How am I supposed to trust you?” Liam quickly retorted with an arched brow.

The woman took a couple of steps closer until their lips were only a breath away. “I guess if you really want to tear this dress off, you’re going to have to take your chances.” She winked and with that, turned around and walked away. Her hips sashayed from side to side, showcasing her perfect, voluptuous backside. Liam’s mouth watered as he gawked at her before springing into action and following behind.

Bastien was going to earn his pay today, because Liam was chasing a tail.

Tagging @ao719, @queenrileyrose, @dcbbw, & @tessa-liam. No pressure but I'd love to see what you're working on! 🙃🖤

[jerzwriter]

I hope you don’t mind me stealing them for my morning warm up.

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“I’m home,” he called out.

“We’re in the kitchen,” she hollered back.

We? God, who did she invite over this time? he wondered and leaned against the wall, steeling himself for whatever gathering she had planned to subject him to this week.

“Uncle Ethan!” Samantha squealed as she slid around the corner in her stocking feet. Brooke not far behind her sister.

“Samantha,” Ethan acknowledged her greeting with confusion as she took his hand.

“We are making Christmas cookies,” Brooke said loudly and her sticky hand grabbed his other hand.

The two sisters dragging him to the kitchen where Kayla pulled herself up on Merida’s leg and her tiny fingers tried to each the flour dusted counter.

“Hey, welcome home,” Merida grinned, dusted in equal amounts of flour as their kitchen.

The girls raced back to the table to frost more cookies, though Ethan saw they ate more of the frosting than they actually applied to the cookies.

“Why are they here?” he whispered and indicated with his head the girls now dumping entire containers of sprinkles atop their cookies.

“You mean the spawn of Tobias?” Merida teased.

Ethan rolled his eyes and sighed, “Yes.”

“I thought it would be nice to give Casey and Tobias a night free for a date.”

“They can get their own sitter.”

“Ah but this is more fun.”

“Fun for who?”

“Me,” she giggled into a kiss. “Because I do so love exasperated Uncle Ethan.”

“You are impossible.”

He turned from her hoping to hide the slight smile.

“Girls!” he shouted when he saw Brooke painting Samantha’s face with frosting. “The frosting goes on the cookies.”

He leaned down to begin wiping the frosting from Samantha’s face only for Brooke to start painting his.

He stood up and turned to Merida with a pointed look. But she only laughed and the girls erupted in giggles.

“We will end up with four children to babysit if you keep giving those two date nights and,” he paused and gave a long suffering sigh, “I don’t think I can handle that.”

She pulled him close and kissed the frosting from his face, “You love it.”

LILY!!!!!!!! OMG! So I have to tell you - I saw this the moment I woke up today. I was not in a good headspace; lots going on, and I was really down. Then I saw this, and it just made me smile. It really turned my whole day around, and I need to thank you for that! Like HUGE HUGE HUGE hugs for that!

Now... this was FREAKING ADORABLE!!!! EEK! OK, so outside of my own little girl (who isn't so little lol) I think the Carrick Girls are the greatest thing I've ever created, and OMG, you captured the little rugrats SO well here. And juxtaposing their vibrance, mischief, youth, and energy against Ethan's curmudgeonly old man ways! AAAGHHH! OMG!!!! Then, there is Merida, the perfect balance of light, joy ... and mischief... right there in the middle. Oh, I have so much to say... bear with me, PLEASE!

We? God, who did she invite over this time?

🤣🤣🤣 Ethan, you crotchety old man. You are SO lucky Merida tolerates your ass! 🤣🤣🤣

steeling himself for whatever gathering she had planned to subject him to this week.

Your life would be so empty without her babe. Worship her as she deserves to be worshiped! lol

“We are making Christmas cookies,” Brooke said loudly and her sticky hand grabbed his other hand.

Ethan thinking ... "This is why we don't have kids" the entire time! 😆

The girls raced back to the table to frost more cookies, though Ethan saw they ate more of the frosting than they actually applied to the cookies.

You know Tobias does the same thing, right? It's official. It's canon. He does. lol

“Why are they here?” “You mean the spawn of Tobias?”

STOP!!!!

No... seriously! STOP! I am literally WHEEZING over here. OMG Spawn of Tobias... I need to inject this into my fics, into my vernacular, into MY LIFE as much as humanly possible. That's a must...

“Ah but this is more fun.” “Fun for who?” “Me,”

Baby boy, she needs more than your grumpy ass in her life. LMAO I love it.

He leaned down to begin wiping the frosting from Samantha’s face only for Brooke to start painting his.

THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING! I need to commission art of this. And I can see Merida LAUGHING her ass off in the background - sneaking a picture and texting it to the friends group chat... and Tobias is like "That's going on our family Christmas card." It's done. 😂😂😂

“We will end up with four children to babysit if you keep giving those two date nights and,” he paused and gave a long suffering sigh, “I don’t think I can handle that.”

SSSTTTOOOOPPPPP!!!! 😂😂😂😂

OMG Ethan, but you are SO FREAKING RIGHT! lol So - there is a really angsty story surrounding Kayla's birth ... and more to come on that... but if not for that... I'm sure these two would have been pumping kids out like rabbits. lol

OMG LILY! I waited all day to reply because I wanted the time to give it the attention it deserves. AAAGHH! I love this! I love you! Thank you so much! This was the brightest spot in my day! ❤️❤️❤️

[gay-dorito-dust]

But that's why it's so fun though. There's definitely the surface level canon story.

It's fun to think, what if? Especially with easter eggs or vague elements showing the tiniest connection to another. Someone had to create that, so maybe they had an idea the viewer would too. If so, then what would the story look like if this connection is canon. Bonus points if it is canon and theres tiny nuggets all over the place. Im looking at you, eldren ring 😘👅. Overall, it expands the story and adds depth, and who doesn't like that. (Trick question: NO ONE)

Lmao YOU KNOW he was waiting!! The pan away shot was so the audience couldn't see the filthy smirk on his face after saying that. Leon is totally a "fun guy" at heart *snaps finger guns*. Definitely loves to crack jokes. It's just given his surroundings and the situation he usually in, it's totally not called for. Especially his type of...humor, which already isn't that funny in a normal environment. Then when he says it, it's a double "Oh hell no." for me, dawg.

AHHHHH lmaooo you like his jokes! You're more whipped me than! 🤣 I'm shriveling up. A chocolate eclair 💀 we gotta build that up! (I can't talk mine is as tough as extra firm tofu)

Fr I totally understand. I'd feel bad especially since he's trying to lighten the environment, plus I know he hates this more than I do. Replace me with Ashley and all I hear are gunshots, goreish noises, and foreign yelling 24/7...👁👄👁 I'm listening to "Leon's jokes on a 10 hour loop" (some of them). I'd have to scrape up the courage to think of jokes and not hyper fixating on my environment and future death or Leon's back 😉.

I'd either beg Leon for a mercy kill or do it myself. I'm not built for that world. Also if Leon actually said that, he'd get 1 good noodle star, cuz that actually made me laugh.🤡

I'm hollering!! I was thinking the same thing but couldn't find the meme!!! Thank you!!🥹

Leon is a frat party and a Bang energy drink (the only option) with a plate of hooters wings away from being the "you're not that guy pal". Maybe the trauma was worth it.

(Again sorry for any grammar mistake. I can't read or write)

I love a game with little nuggets that subtly connect to one another to weave an story beneath the common storyline. It just gives you more insight to…well everything! It’s one of my favourites that the game developers are like ‘we’re gonna give long time players a treat and new time players a fun thing to unravel.’

Ngl, Leon would single-handedly give me brain rot so bad that I start doing crappy, half asses one liners.

It’s a disease and he’s the cause.

It ain’t my fault that Leon is so unbelievably pretty! My kryptonite is pretty boys and unfortunately Leon is on-top of the list for prettiest boys!

All he’d have to do if flash me a smile and I’d be like; 😩 😳😖🥵🤤🫠

The trauma Leon has been through had altered him so much so that his coping mechanisms are to make shitty one liners to EVERYTHING.

He thinks he’s a cool kid at heart, we know that ain’t true. He’s a dorky dork that thinks his humour is the shit.

Me: Leon go to therapy, you’re obviously not okay.

Leon: Therapy is for losers and I am no loser😎

Me: you’ve missed 6 appointments, the jokes got to stop-

In all fairness he probs doesn’t think therapy would work out for him at all and also over works himself to the bone. I remember someone saying that the reasons for Leon being jacked as all hell in re4 is so he doesn’t get taken by surprise anymore.

My baby needs a hug but he’d probably be so on edge and alert that I wouldn’t be able to without triggering his fight or flight responses.

I’d get too distracted by Leon’s ass and have a deep debate within myself whether or not it’s be inappropriate to slap it. Also Leon doesn’t skip leg day. He’s got nice thighs, and arms…and back…nice tits…

Leon probably would drink bang energy in means of staying up at night. How he finds out about bang is anyones guess.

[ssamorganhotchner]

I NEED HIM TO FUCKING STEP ON ME. TO CRUSH ME LIKE A BUG. TO HIT ME WITH A BRICK. TO RUN OVER ME WITH A CAR. I NEED HIM TO [redacted] GAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD *begins bouncing off walls*

💀

THE CACKLE I JUST LET OUT 🤣🤣🤣 this has made my entire day I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣 SAME. SAME SAME SAME WE ARE THE EXACT SAME PERSON BESTIE! SAME FUCKING PERSON!

I am HOLLERING this is the best ask I’ve ever received 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[caribwitch]

Yo when I tell you my mother cracked the most honest and out of pocket joke this evening. I stg i had fits of ugly whaling, cackling and snickering. I am WEAK. My father literally had to catch me like a fainting church lady, better yet, like timber 🪵. I was hooting and hollering over this one joke for at least 20 mins. I sweated profusely, my limbs are numb. Oh my goodness. I need more laughter like this ALWAYS God. Thank you.

I hope everyone who reads this is overcome with deep belly laughter and joy this weekend. 🤣

[isimplycantnameallmyfavthings]

Tag game thingy lol

Last song: Turn me Loose by Loverboy

Favorite color: hmm purple, green and also pink idk i cant pick just 1 fav lmao

Currently watching: science behind movie monsters and creatures that arent supernatural or magic idk i just find it fascinating haha

Last movie: My brother and I watched Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire and it was incredible we were hooting and hollering and just having a blast 😂😂

Currently reading: nothing right now but Ive honestly been considering reading the princess diaries again

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: sweet but not too sweet ya know? dont really like spicy things cuz they just dont really tase like anything to me it just burns haha savory absolutely anything if its good lol

Relationship: never had one and not really wanting one tbh

Current Obsession: fixing my sleep schedule lmfao help me its 4 am and im making pixel drawings for bookmarks 😭😭😭

Last thing I googled: the cast of the Godzilla movie i was talking about above because this one guy was familiar to me and i couldnt remember why (he was in a night at the museum movie of all things 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Currently working on: some bookmarks im drawing in pixel form

I was tagged by @ga6aghoul Hiiiii thanks for the tag! These are always fun to read to see what people are up to lol

No pressure tags (if you want and at your leisure obvi) 💖🌺

@redheadspark @andyouweremine @anguishmacgyver @patriotproblems @lhmilton @afellowofinfinitejest @prettyboyeddiemunson @infinite-beginnings @duskholland

[digital-corruption]

It's a bit short, but tough. You've had some really long ones of late. 🤣

Unrecognisable Part 56

“MC!” a voice screamed out, breaking the silence of darkness. “Wake up!”

I was confused by the sound. Why was someone calling to me? Couldn’t they see I was sleeping? Leave me alone! Let me sleep!

“MC! Wake up goddamnit!” the voice shouted.

My body was shook vigorously. I opened my eyes to look at my attacker, but I was greeted with a searing headache. No matter how much I tried to focus, everything was blurry.

“Verdammt, Bloomgate!” the voice then yelled a command in German. Another voice in the distance responded in German. Why were these voices so familiar to me?

“Piece of cake for these guns! MC, I’m going to lift you over my shoulder ok? Please don’t panic,” the first voice pleaded.

Suddenly I was lifted up and draped over something hard. Confused, I wiggled around to try to get a look at my abductor.

“MC, its ok! It’s me! It’s Dan!” He tried to hold me tightly to prevent me from slipping out of his hold.

“Dan?” I muttered.

“Yes! Can you walk on your own?” he asked.

“I think so,” I mumbled.

Dan slowly lowered me down to my feet. I lost my balance a little, but Dan held my shoulders so I could recover.

“What are you doing here?” I frowned. “Why are you trying to kidnap me?”

“You called me last night, remember?” Dan pointed out.

“No… no I didn’t,” I looked away trying to recall anything of the last night.

“Yeah, you did, and I heard you. I heard you and I heard him!” Dan explained. “I’m sorry it took so long for this old man to locate your phone.”

“Who are you calling old?” Alan popped his head back into the room. “MC, are you ok?”

“Of course she’s not ok! Look at her! She’s been drugged!” Dan snapped. “God knows what else he did to her. I’m going to fucking kill him!”

“MC, Dan and I are going to take you to the hospital to get checked out, ok? I’ve called my friend at Colville PD and he’s sending teams out to pick up Jake when he returns. If you know where he has gone this morning, then we can ambush him. Even if he escapes the ambush, it’ll force him to retreat here and the second team can pick him up,” Alan detailed.

“I don’t know where he’s gone,” I responded groggily. “Maybe to see his old friend?”

“Oh my God, what did he give you?” Dan frowned.

“Give me?” I asked confused, then looked down at my bandages. “Just pain medication for my burns.”

“What the fuck!?” Dan hollered. “Did he do this to you too!?”

“No, he didn’t hurt me,” I objected. “Jake loves me and I love him. I don’t know why you’re here, but this is unnecessary.”

Dan and Alan exchanged glances, then turned their attention back to me.

“MC, I know what I heard! I heard him assaulting you on the phone! Don’t lie to me!” Dan hissed. “Not with those bruises.”

“MC, can you please come with us to the hospital so we can get those wounds properly checked by a medical professional?” Alan pushed.

“Fine, but leave Jake out of it,” I reluctantly agreed.

“No can do!” Dan shook his head arrogantly. “I am going to kill him.”

“Let’s discuss this further once we’ve had you checked out,” Alan conceded.

“Can you give me a moment to get dressed at least?” I suddenly felt very exposed in my shirt and panties.

Dan was about to object, but Alan grabbed his arm and pulled him out of the office. As soon as the door closed I shut my eyes and tried to recall anything about the past 24 hours. So much of it was foggy, but small things started to come back. I remembered eating dinner with Jake and watching him pour the liquor, but I couldn’t recall drinking it. Drawing nothing but blanks, I gave up and started to dress. As soon as I went to pull up my pants I saw my knees and how they were scraped. I couldn’t for the life of me remember how I injured them and it bothered me. Why couldn’t I remember? Maybe I did call Dan.

I grabbed my phone and unlocked it. I found it was on my contact list at the letter ‘D’. There were only four contacts listed under D:

Dad

Daniel Anderson

Dr. Cumming

Dr. Rutherford

Then I remembered. I was trying to call Dr. Cumming, not Dan. Why was I so desperate to call him? Why was I so afraid? I tapped the screen in such a rush that my phone slipped out of my hand before I could see if I had successfully dialled. Then I remembered Jake grabbing me by the roots of my hair and pulling me away. Why did that memory terrify me so much? I got goosebumps just thinking about it. No, it was worse than that. I felt so sick I wanted to vomit. What happened after that!?

Hurriedly I went back to redressing and left the room to rejoin the others. “No cops. They’ll kill him.”

“I’ll kill him,” Dan clarified.

“Dan!” Alan shot him a glare.

“No, he’s sick and he needs help. No cops,” I reiterated.

“If you know how we can bring him in peacefully, then I’ll all ears,” Alan offered.

“You may not like it though. It would be putting him into a facility under a pseudonym,” I shrugged.

“So? As long as he stays in the loony bin, I don’t care what name he goes by!” Dan mused.

“We wouldn’t be able to connect him to any crimes that would identify him,” Alan sighed.

“So he’d get out again?” Dan questioned.

“MC, I am not against the mental health system, but he needs to face the charges. We can bring in whatever experts needed for an insanity plea,” Alan pressured.

“No! There are people really chasing us looking to kill him!” I exclaimed. “And while I trust you Alan, I don’t trust the other cops in this country. They have been just tools for our enemies. Any sort of detention would be a death warrant. He cannot be processed by the police. At all.”

Alan rubbed his head in obvious disagreement, “Let’s say I even believe this wild conspiracy that you two claim exists. You’re asking me to go against everything I stand for and jeopardise my career for this man.”

“With your help, I can get him to surrender peacefully,” I assured Alan.

“What if I don’t want it to be peaceful?” Dan asked.

Alan rolled his eyes, “Dan, there is still a question of Richy’s wellbeing.”

“I told you, I’m only here for MC,” Dan folded his arms. “That sack of fleas can rot in hell.”

“Richy?” I asked confused.

Suddenly I had a flash and remembered seeing Richy screaming out in pain.

“He has Richy,” I muttered.

“He’s alive? Where?” Alan frowned.

“Um, a nearby abandoned warehouse,” I recalled.

“Can you be more specific?” Dan mocked. “That’s really not narrowing it down.”

“I can take you to the exact one,” I rolled my eyes. “Just, let me call the person I actually intended to call yesterday.”

“And who is that?” Alan asked out of interest.

“Dr. Cumming. Jake’s psychiatrist,” I said matter of a factly.

“Oh because he’s been doing a bang up job so far!” Dan exclaimed.

“He urged me to admit Jake a few days ago and…,” I paused with a reluctant sigh. “And I stupidly ignored his recommendation at the time. He will help us get Jake into a facility under a false name.”

“MC, this isn’t your fault,” Alan assured me.

I shook my head, “No, it is. I was too blind and too overly ambitious in my ability to handle Jake.”

“Ok, while we still have the upper hand, make the phone call, MC,” Alan gestured to me.

“And when this all goes terribly wrong, which it will,” Dan frowned at Alan while I pulled out my phone and unlocked it again. “You will have back up at the ready, right?”

“I’ll tell my friend at Colville PD that we’re following up on an anonymous tip about Richy’s whereabouts to see if it holds any weight,” Alan responded stand-offish. “But I will leave any reference to Jake and MC out of it.”

“Oh, this shit is going to hit the fan,” Dan nodded in acceptance as the phone rung in my ear.

Dr. Cumming’s secretary picked up and greeted me in German. “Dr. Cumming, please, it’s urgent. Tell him it is about his patient, Karl Vogel.”

Not even a minute later, Dr. Cumming came to the line, “Are you ok!?”

“Yes, I’m ok,” I reassured him. “Dr. Cumming, it’s time to take you up on that offer. How soon can you come to the docks?”

[munsonsgirl71]

My apartments are WILDING y'all

Sis dropped me off and some girly is HOLLERING.... whoever it is is a piece of fucking shit, he's an asshole, and she knew this was gonna happen!

He's a coward and she just wants her fucking shit 🤣 And he's scared of her? Girl... you need some help? I got you.

Am I outside on the stairs "smoking"? Hell yes I am!! P lives for the drama!

[kristinamae093]

Hii 🥰

So I got your tag and I’d love to know more about Ghosted and Here comes the Sun ☀️

(Was it inspired by the Beatles song or am I just projecting one of my favorite songs 😅)

Thank you so much for the ask @peonierose!! 😊😘💚

I'll start with Here Comes The Sun; it is indeed inspired by the Beatles song! I didn't start writing with that title in mind, though. Quite honestly I just started writing and the song popped into my head and it fit! I hope, anyway. 🤣

You can find more information here, if you’re interested. 😊😘

So for Ghosted I'm just going to share a snippet of the next chapter. I had a title for it but I'm not sure what it'll end up being. But I'm actually kind of excited for it. If I talk too much I'll give too much away. Just know it's unedited so it could change between then and now!

"Come on, Madeleine, lighten up!" Liam exclaimed. He was trying incredibly hard to get past this hard, bitter shell of Madeleine's. After all, they were getting married in just a few short weeks. Liam decided if he could get past her rough exterior, maybe he would find a better person hidden far, far underneath.

"I don't need to lighten up. I also don't need to be inebriated at a public event!"

"Who's inebriated? There's probably only half a shot in there!"

"That's beside the point! We are at a public event, Liam! And it's only one in the afternoon." Madeleine emphasized.

Adelaide raised her glass and hollered, "It's five o'clock somewhere!"

Thanks again for asking, @peonierose! 😘💚

[writing-for-life]

I heed your call and arrive with an ask! What’s something you’re looking forward to in season 2? Are there any standalone issues from the comics that you particularly want to see adapted in the show? (For example, I am absolutely DYING to see A Parliament of Rooks…especially after someone here mentioned that Lucienne seems to be taking over some of the Eve role [being a bit more like the “Mother of Ravens” in the show]. If I see Lucienne telling the story of Adam’s third wife I think I will simply faint. 😂)

Thanks so much for the ask!

At this point, I’m just desperate to watch it—I’ll take everything they give me 🤣

I love Season of Mists, so I’m definitely looking forward to *that* slap right across the face (and I’ll be very angry if we don’t get it). Plus, I need Cluracan in my life, he’s just such a disaster I love to hate (I actually love him). I *need* him to stumble out of a castle bedroom after getting drunk-railed all night, and I’m not ashamed to admit it 🤣

I want to see what they did with AGoY, because at this point, I can only assume it will be changed a lot. I want to know if we get Thessaly, or if my aimless hunches are maybe right and she’ll be replaced with someone else (which would also tie in with the overall assumed change of the arc).

I can’t WAIT for Brief Lives, and I’m so giddy at the possibility we’ll get it sooner rather than later (and of course it’ll totally destroy me, I just like to hurt myself I guess). Delirium is my second favourite to Dream, closely followed by Desire (I know, not the usual order 🤣).

As for the standalone issues: I wonder if we’ll get A Midsummer Night’s Dream because it’s so important for the overall arc, but if I’m totally honest, I can take it or leave it (that might surprise people, but I’m really not that fussed about it, and a short reference weaved in somewhere else would be enough for me. And now people can holler at me for the sacrilege).

Fables and Reflections is just so rich, I would love every single story to be frank. And I said this about Lucienne/Eve a while back, so I’d love to see The Parliament of Rooks.

Three Septembers and a January has always been a favourite because of the sibling dynamics, and I hope we get it one way or another.

I also love Soft Places (it’s one of my favourites) and would love to see it, but I’m not sure if we’ll get it.

Then of course The Song of Orpheus (which we’ll definitely get, and we’ll definitely get Thermidor, too) and Ramadan, although I’m not sure if the latter works that well as live action.

If we count Fear of Falling as part of Fables and Reflections (it was a Vertigo Preview), I’d love that, too. I think it would make an awesome one-off, even half an episode with something else (maybe with Soft Places? I think they’d work together).

Yeah, as you can tell, I have trouble deciding 🙈