#I am serious though

[baphometsgirlcock]

I need to have inhuman sex immediately.

I need to be a mess of sweat-matted fur and scrabbling claws, rutting desperately into a whimpering breeding bitch, covering them in bite-mark hickeys and panting and growling as I fill them up, knock them up.

I need to be many careful hands at the end of too-long limbs, fingers wrapping around wrists, grabbing their hips, holding their legs to spread them open or pin them down, my iridescent eyes tracing their body in reverent light, making them squirm into my ever-present touch.

I need to be an ephemeral impossible touch, undressing them with tugs of cloth, longing touch felt but never seen, my hot and needy breath like a distant wind whistling past their eat, something intangible but thick and distinctly throbbing pushing carefully past their lips, their hair lifting in every direction as I fuck their face from beyond the grave.

I need to be heat so pervasive that it soaks into their throat from the tip of my forked tongue, that a simple kiss is enough to make them feel as though I’ve entered them somehow, and the pinch of my tracing talon fingers feels so much sharper and vivid, in a daze watching the hellfire behind my enrapturing eyes.

[talaofthevalley]

The number of people I've seen who appear to genuinely believe it should be easy for the characters to tell Yusaku is Playmaker baffles me. Asking with your whole heart if Yusaku doesn't want anyone to figure out his identity, why didn't he design an avatar that's more distinct from himself. Completely missing that the similarities are for the audience's benefit, and for marketing. Yusaku is recognisable as Playmaker to us, but he's not meant to be for the characters in-universe. This is established early on and made clearer by Yusaku and Playmaker having subtly differently drawn eyes, the common anime version of avoiding same-face.

<- Yusaku - Playmaker ->

In-universe, nothing says Yusaku is a suspect for being Playmaker. They even point out in episode 3 how an avatar looks doesn't mean anything, the person behind it could look like anyone. The closest is he has the same kind of old duel disk, and that's not exactly definitive proof. The person watching isn't meant to bring in real-world logic to the shows fictional logic. Yusaku is a loner with no social circle at school, no one would raise an eyebrow if he vanished and Playmaker suddenly made an appearance. You could probably count the number of people who know his name on one hand. He doesn't duel, but carries a terrible dummy deck with him to excuse the duel disk. He's awkward and standoffish to the point of being rude, but does not carry himself with the same air of confidence that Playmaker does.

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

I'll admit that while this season has been pretty much hit after hit, the only weakness about series 14 is that 8 episodes is too short. I think it needed more episodes. actually, I think doctor who needs 35 episodes per season and I think some of the episodes should be so shitty it almost seems on purpose

[deputyclover]

My guy. I have lost the plot.

Clover: Let me break it down for you. First, Clover awoke in the container his soul was in, he escaped with a robot suit made by Spamton and escaped, a week or two later he hired Mo to steal his body from the coffin, he then re-met Martlet and asked her to adopt him. Then, his dimension got on lock-down for ten years for him, ten years for nobody else, then, Clover got kidnapped by the cultists and turned into a shadow demon, then defeated them and got turned into a monster, then Justice Clover killed him but sent him back to before the cultists turned him fully into a shadow, where he kinda transformed to normal with help from Infinitrix but gained yellow wings on his back, Anons then shot, stabbed, and sliced at Clover, making scars and in between some of those the cultists mutilated him by cutting the wings off, Clover and Purple Anon delivered pizza with sleep medicine and sent all but one to the shadow realm, then, the cultist that was using the toilet when his friends were unconscious cut Clover's left arm off and keeped it. The cultist then freed his buddies an they started a multiversal problem and Clover sent the leader to hell and got turned into a phoenix. Then, before a road trip, Clover got turned back to normal and Clover and the people with him eventually made it to Area 51 where Clover learned of the plan to destroy Monsterkind so Clover gave them a warning and destroyed Area 51 when everyone left. Somewhere during the trip, Clover made himself a new arm and Clover then told Asgore what he did to help Monsterkind and Asgore then said he didn't trust him so Clover then told Asgore where he would be and Asgore then sent Undyne to fight then Clover met Sans and Papyrus and talked with them for a minute or so, then Clover fought Undyne and won. Clover then eventually made himself his own house and Clover then went on a week long trip to Hyrule where at the end of it, the cultists exited a portal from hell and slashed at Clover's left eye, making a scar where the cultists took his blood. Clover then infiltrated the cultist safe house, Pandora's Vault where he found, and took, part of the cross of Jesus Christ, and where he met his clone, who was a five year old girl, for the first time. Rose then fought and knocked Clover unconscious due to being told her "parents" were killed by Clover and he had caused her "amnesia". Clover then showed his clone the truth and learned they created her to kill him, Clover then accepted his clone as his daughter and named her Rose, Clover after a few months with his daughter Clover eventually made himself a new arm and sword made of Vibranium, Adamantium, and Uru.

[teddybasmanov]

Torn between:

Why is no one tagging me in the music ships thing?

and

No one please tag me in the music ships thing - I'll give you thirty Gavin/Freelancer songs for every occasion, one Regulus/Charge song and then run away.

[unapologeticmelancholy]

While lamenting human short-sightedness, I conjured up this idea for a good cause: Spectacles for Humanity. What do you reckon?

[grimdork]

Day 31 of OCtober - Me!

Thanks so much for coming along with me on this journey. I've never completed a monthly challenge before, so this is a real milestone. Now I'm going to sleep for two months.

[apmanda]

@staff I’m ACTUALLY 🤏 this close to just deleting my tumblr app altogether. These new features on mobile are infuriatingly out of control and ruining my experience…

[obtemporium]

I am coining Exhaustgender, it's a gender intrinsically tied to and influenced by a person's exhaustion and how it may very well just last forever.

[passionfruitmango]

Need to kill the part of myself that desires to be respected by everyone.

Half of these fuckers don't even say "you too" when you tell them to have a great day???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

With the end of season two comes a second redraw!

[Nov 2022] [June 2023] [June 2024]

[blorbopolis]

"My own city feels new to me, now that I share it with you." "Probably because I make you put down your quill once in a while and enjoy it."

or "get dressed loser we're going to dinner"

[ewwww-what]

Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.

[woowper]

Nose breathing capability: Deactived ❌

[iamhereinthebg]

I can now die in peace

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

one morning you cling to satoru’s back and sleepily plead for him not to leave for work and he feels closer to killing the higher ups than ever before