#I don’t know why I thought of this

[darlingicarus]

okay, this is silly, but i can’t get it out of my head now.

thinking about johnny’s aviators being prescription aviators. he accidentally broke his actual glasses doing something dumb and opted to wear his aviators all the time instead of getting new ones.

and now he’s back in his body and gets new glasses. v just walks through the door, and there johnny is, sitting on the couch, wearing glasses and reading something

johnny doesn’t notice them come in, so he’s surprised when v sits on his lap and squishes his face telling him that he looks so cute with his new glasses

[pinguwrites]

Imagine William going wingardium leviosa cause he’s just a silly little British boy

[spritebug]

MySteet Vylad, Travis, Aphmau and Dante all collect random shiny objects like dice, bottle caps, broaches, rocks, marbles ect. And when they found out they all do it, they started trading them. I can see MCD Levin doing the same thing

Back in PDH Vylad would randomly show or give Garroth and Zane some of his Little Rocks and crystals, and Garroth kept them, and currently they are in a little jar somewhere. Garroth probably tried to collect them too, but kept losing ‘em. Zane secretly kept one of the shiny stones and refuses to admit it.

Vylad introduced his collecting to aph in PDH and she started doing it too. She then showed travis in PDH who showed Dante later in mystreet.

[whopissedmypants]

Call me a root beer float the way my balls are covered in ice cream and I’m dipping them in your root beer

[hihiitscai]

When someone is filled with hate and anger, be they racists, homophobes, transphobes, doomsday fundamentalists, or any combination or addition therein, do you think they walk around every day happy to be alive? Do you think they hear their favorite song in the car and feel the tension leave their shoulders a little bit? Do you think that they see the sun come up and feel like they can breathe just a bit easier in the chill of the morning? Do you think they ever find the little things funny? Do you think they ever have a moment of peace? Do they see the beauty in the world? Do you think they hold joy in their hearts? True joy? Do they have room for it in their heart and in their soul?

Truly I think the answer is no. I have so little room in my heart for hatred, true hatred, and so much room for love and joy and laughter, that I have to imagine that for someone who spreads so much hate and vitriol for their fellow man they do not have room for the joy of being alive. Which is truly sad. There are moments where I feel lighter than air because the sun comes through the window just right and a good song comes on and it’s not too cold or too hot outside and I breathe in and the air just feels cleaner and I can breathe easier. There are those who are so consumed by fear and anger and hatred that they cannot experience that, and I pity them.

[nic-mads]

Silly doodle I thought of after putting my glasses on for the first time in a few weeks.

I saw three triangles today..

One on a Pink Floyd shirt that reminded me of this photo..

Another on a poster in my 5th period class…that just so happened to be yellow, and the Rhetorical Appeal triangle in my English class. I could very well be going crazy but it does provide an amazing amount of dopamine.

[foxdoesshit]

I love coming up with the most random ass au’s randomly

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[keferon]

The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

[iheartbookbran]

My favorite part about the Debling plot was Penelope and Cressida doing the most over there top cat-fighting in order to win him over, not because they genuinely liked the guy, but because they wanted to escape their families and also lowkey just hate each other.

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[digitalmyyth]

Evil awful women and the blond guy who hangs out with them (he is also evil and awful)

[cynicalmusings]

you know, that xiao trailer got me thinking for some reason about a zombie apocalypse au; like, baizhu found qiqi and somehow manipulated her… biology or mind or something so that she would become passive and not attack, and uses her to run errands, get supplies, collect and bury bodies, find survivors; and that’s how xiao is brought into the mix…

[eterniravioli]

oh.

[saltedbiscuiit]

Silly 15!skk comic that I sketched awhile ago and dont remember what compelled me to draw this