#I don’t own it

[spirit-lanterns]

angeyyyy omg celebrity au lives rent free in my head like……… reader being assigned bottom by the community is so fucking funny 😭😭😭 they get so type casted as a bottom that when they finally get a femme fatale/BAMF role in a new show or movie it sends the fanbase into a FRENZY like those thirst tweets were going crazyyyy (bonus points if reader was co-starring with one of the more top ladies like kafka and reader FINALLY gets to put her on her back like 👀👀👀)

kafka would be so shameless about that scene in interviews like “mm, what was it like to be under (name)? oh it was wonderful, the view was excellent….. i wouldn’t mind if it happened again”. kafka is the cate blanchett of this au istg

side note, is it alright if i brainrot a little on my own about celebrity au? i’ll tag u in every one! ofc, if you’d rather not, that’s totally cool too!! :)

Oh yeah, Reader is constantly tagged as the “bottom” in majority of the ships featuring her. However, I’m REALLY loving how Reader finally gets her time to shine when she gets a femme fatale role in one of her movies. I’m sure her fanbase would fold quicker than a deck of cards, and Kafka playing as her more submissive partner would cause their fandoms to scream in common fangirl behavior 💕

I bet all the other celebrity girls were jealous when that movie was released. All secretly wishing they were in Kafka’s place, as it’s not everyday that Reader get to play a dominant role 😍

[babymorte]

Just play with me ...

Wait, no, that's wrong

I mean, play outlast trials with me ... I am not a rando ... I am a mando tho

a mando…lorian??

[theladyblackfyre]

“The dead girl had been named Visenya, Princess Rhaenyra announced the next day, when milk of the poppy had blunted the edge of her pain.”

#HouseOfTheDragon #houseofthedragons2

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

Someone tell me I’d that dos2 real is I never finish played divinity original sin 2

[actias-luna]

i watched my friend play elden ring earlier and now it’s all i want to play

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[gayvampyr]

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

[1-800-dreamgirl]

this is what everyone has been saying!! no one is looking at celebrities for political statements, but they should and must use their platform to amplify the voices of those who need and most importantly be against this genocide!!

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[pixiemage]

Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

[bixels]

“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.

It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.

Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[perplexingly]

I kinda wish they bonded over their dead man walking like behavior…

[greykolla-art]

Dropkicks this thing out of my Procreate gallery before I ruin it with more filters.

[stuckinapril]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

[smokbeast]

see ya later alligator