Listen….LISTEN….. what are housing prices like in the Caribbean in the 18th century???? Because like I know they Robin Hooded/partied away Ed’s guilt money but uhhhhhhhhhh he’s “got more riches than you can shake a fuckin stick at…” so where is that at????
Like I get he has a fleet or at least the QAR is floatin out there somewhere full of leather daddies BUT where his riches???? Did he abandon his money AND his ship??
How much did that shack fuckin cost???? Did he buy the whole fuckin island????
Jeff’s Inn by the Sea?? More like Jeff’s Island but we ran out of money to actually fix up the shack so please buy a “Treasure Map” that’s really just a hiking trail but does point out the impressive foliage…it’s got tatty edges…..please buy one there’s holes in the roof and it rains pretty regularly and even though Ed can apparently change into leathers under water it’s actually really hard to pull up my pants when they’re damp……………….
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with gwen and hobie being friends in across the spider-verse and hobie being so super cool i do hope that there is some acknowledgement of the origins of their friendship
aka - hobie brown is a gwen stacy fanboy and is immediately excited to meet her and then they play some world-saving punk rock music together
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PRINCESS TUTU ASPEC WEEK: QUEERPLATONIC & BONDS.
i think they should be weirder and more fucked up abt each other. feat a simpsons quote. what they have isnt romantic they have something much more sinister going on etc etc (its The Narrative)
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Im so him (minus the monster)
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liu qingge my autistic king they could never make me hate you
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hes such a fucking freak. look at his stupid face. he makes me wanna give him the world i cannot believe this.
revolting, truly
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i love that every time we get more official gilear art he looks more and more like a wet kitten
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I love Thorin he’s my pookie bear but I also adore that moment when I’m reading a Fili and/or Kili centric fic and I’m like “wait a minute he’s kind of a stupid asshole”
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