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lexsusy · 3 months

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Thehe gay lawyers thehe

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klapollo #art #shitpost #It's 5 a.m.#urusei yatsura trend #klavier gavin #Mein gott #it IS cringe.#I drew this with my finger on my phone(

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dimorphodon-x · 9 months

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God dammit

#social anxiety ruining everything gott dame #I’m like a vampire or some shit I cannot come into your house unless you invite me MULTIPLE TIMES #s’me #shitpost

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nachtsoklein · 1 month

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HILFE

#i am not immune to loud = funny yes but also. ''WIR MÜSSEN CHILL WIR MUSS NOCH CHILLEN'' he said calmly #also ''super test; 'soll ich mal kurtz test—' /stirbt an radioaktivität/''#honorable mention the increasingly loud ''wir sind geSaved?????''#also rain stopped so im back in the trenches </3 #what im gathering here tho is that shitposts n gameplay vids are thee way to get target language exposure #worked with russian looks like it's the way to go w german #& ofc my german moots mwuah but im not using yall for (brain) land development. .....just yet.#ok. yes. the trenches.#ooc. oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven.

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bloodigutz · 10 months

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I hate using Tumblr in public bc suddenly oh mein gott zis daschboard is full of yaoi und yuri

#🎀gutz.txt🎀#i love the “oh mein gott” posts so fucking mucj #shitpost

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synthetic-sonata · 1 year

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it is so fucking hard to rp when you have anxiety this shit sucks

#aria talkz #now i have to actually go out to find places to rp in but fitting in or integrating into groups of people makes me very anxious #so.#its also very hard for me to initiate things which is sort of essential for rp #and theres not many rp servers that do it how im used to ( simple straightforward groupchat rp with not many rules othr than dont be a dick #cuz everythings so formal. If you ask me to fill out a form i am killing myself. Slash j #its just so much more fun to just Jump into it. With gc rp specifically anyways i understand forms for like idk... more in depth servers #i just wanna rp pink and magna and . mocha. and. everyone. and get them new relationships #bc they fucking deserve them after all the bullshit theyve been thru #esp mocha oh mein gott hes only ever sexualized or infantilized or people just Dont care.#ponytown was my main hub for finding friends and rp otherwise but the rp scene there kinda started sucking ass ever since 2021. so.#its all goddamned strip clubs and shitty lab rps that dont even get to the good part and school rps are never good or serious #i need good rpers not ppl looking to shitpost hehe funny!!! you arent funny!!!!!! your humor is terrible!!!!!! log off!!!#sorry i have many emotions ab pt rp.

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reikasart · 2 years

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I posted 335 times in 2022

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#4

Get well soon, Levi...

This is for you @ackermanshoe, come and suffer with me XD

(Update: I changed the previous one, Mikasa was too far away from Levi XD)

108 notes - Posted March 1, 2022

#3

Good night, my grumpy shorty...

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Gosh! Do we need more evidence? He's is watching Mikasa reading the letter only to see her reaction and be there if she loses her mind!!! Mein Gott!!!! What else does he need to do for her to notice him! Tell me because I don't understand!!!

Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm frustrated!

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My #1 post of 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Lmao the first place

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year2000electronics · 9 months

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Oh mein gott you drew my random shitpost idea-

You Sir/Madam/Madude are amazing.

heck yeah i did! it made me laugh haha o7

#mothra answers

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tortureisims · 7 years

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Wolf: I wasn't /that/ drunk last night

Panther: You were flirting with Señor Leon

Wolf: So? He's my boyfriend!

Panther: You asked him if he was single, and cried when he said he wasn't

#i'm sleep deprived #so as per usual #I gott sHITPOST #⌜ CRACK : ❛ ˢʰᶤᵗᵖᵒˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃʳᵍᵃˢˢᵒ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᶻᵒᶰᵉ ❜ ⌟#| crack |#incorrect starfox quotes #incorrect star fox quotes #Leon Powalski #Panther Caruso #Panther Caroso #Wolf O'Donnell #Wolf O'Daddy more like huehuehue #I'm so rry I'll stop now

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effervescentdragon · 3 years

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yes im into FFF's*

*Fuckable Formula1 Finns

#sleep isnt a thing tonight bcs ofc it isnt so old f1 races it is #f1 #formula 1 #mika hakkinen #mika häkkinen #valtteri bottas #kimi räikkönen #kimi raikkonen #i dont rly wanna tag him but i kinda gotta #nico rosberg #im all about the 🇩🇪🇫🇮#f1 shitpost #also im sorry but #keke rosberg #have you seen those chubby cheeks mein gott

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opposumghost · 3 years

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I wanna see a cover of Art is Dead by Nietzsche, but its God Is Dead, and the whole song is in German. Someone make “Gott ist tot” a thing please. Perform whatever fucking necromancy you need on Nietzsche’s cynical corpse.

#philosophy #bo burnham #necromancer #memes #shitpost #god is dead #art is dead #gott ist tot gott ist tot gottist tot gottist tot #Entertainer mögen es kompliziert zu wirken #i used google translate #im sorry

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smimon · 4 years

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Concept: a palm-sized (fantasy) harpy.

#i gott dr a w #shitpost #idea #i mean fantasy harpies are usually human sized right? i'm not really sure #the real life harpy bird is huge #now imagine a pigeon… but it has a cute woman's face #will it eat bread?#xdd

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oldfritz · 4 years

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truly boggles the mind that Imperialists are out here worshipping Little Willie as if he’s not the reason they don’t have a Kaiser to kowtow to. like if they were doing it to Wilhelm I, fine, whatever. I disagree but at least he’s the OG so it makes sense. But Willie? the guy whose inferiority complex allowed him to go full-steam ahead into war? that’s your god? it’s gotta be deference towards the position more than person, that’s the only way it makes sense to me

#für gott und kaiser! they all scream at me #für gott und kaiser i think /not/#at least they stay away from the kingdom #unless its to dunk on austria #i should count my victories #prussian shitposting #wilhelm ii

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meatball-soup · 4 years

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rest in peace my beautiful toon names

you will never be forgotten

#now i gotts think of new name goddamnit #reeeeee #my mr touchy bums havent even pass the tutorial yet and his name already got banned lmaoooo #elder scrolls online #shitpost #lmaooooooo #too soon

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an-excited-bee · 5 years

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I, personally, when accomplishing normal daily tasks and making minimal progress on school assignments, am braver than any u.s. marine

#does this count as a shitpost #i just mean like actually doing things is way too hard and im still trying to deal with that #but when i listen to all my own excuses it just gets worse so we gotts keep tackling it right #talking at length in the tags about very personal issues is really the only way to talk ammirite

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blayafhelpmeuniverse · 7 years

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FACE family at McDonald’s

(Based on a personal experience with friends)

Al: *pushing tray towards Arthur* uhg, you finish this up for me.

Arthur: *spluttered shock*

Al: whut?

Arthur: I’m sorry, but I think you just told me to eat YOUR food?

Al: ...ye.

Arthur: *slaps hand to Al’s forehead* are you sick?

Al: what the hell- no man, I’m just not hungry!

Arthur: *stares* *sticks a finger in his ear* must be going deaf...

Al: *now pissed* what are you senile- I just don’t wanna waste my money!

Arthur: *prickly* hmph, not like you’d waste much. At least the food is equal value for the price.

Al: just eat the fries, old man! *over an indignant gentleman’s noises* look, Mattie bro, just finish them off for me?

Mattie: nah bro, I saw you double-dip.

Al: *see Arthur’s initial reaction above* it’s not like you need ketchup for fries!

Mattie: well, ‘less you got some syrup on you...

Al: ...

Mattie: *begins to reach into his pocket without breaking eye contact*

Al: ...hoe don’t do it-

Arthur: *is already pulling out PG Tips*

Al: *table flips*

Francis: *has been silently judging with his packed lunch box this entire time* this is why we can never do anything nice, you barbarians.

He got hit in the face by the ketchup pot seconds later. Chaos ensued and they were all asked to leave. Matthew keeps a checklist of places they can actually still visit in much the same way one does with their favourite restaurants. His papa enjoys the outings only because it means he can cook that same night and be in the right.

#hetalia #face family #aph france #aph england #aph america #aph canada #longpost #this is so long im sorry #a shitpost i suppose #shitpost time #enjoy whatever this is #they slowly cross the globe via mcdonalds #theyre a public nuisance #an international concern #mein gott all i can think is 'lets mcfrigging lost it'#GET OUTTA YOUR MIND

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doc-ravenbe · 3 years

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