#incorrect starfox quotes

[utytimeline]

Ceroba: How can you love me after everything I did?

Star: What can I say, I love a woman that can whoop my ass.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Smash bros Sexyman Contest!

[mlgneverdies]

Slippy: "We should get married."

Inner Slippy 1: "NOOOOOOO!"

Inner Slippy 2: "WHAT!? YOU SAID SAY ANYTHING!"

Inner Slippy 1: "ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!"

Inner Slippy 2: "I'M SORRY, I DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE!"

Inner Slippy 1: *sigh* "You know what? It's fine, forget it. We'll just...play it off as a joke. No harm done."

Fay: *smiling* "Yes! Let's do it!"

Inner Slippy 1: "YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!"

Inner Slippy 2: "Hey, she's pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don't!"

Inner Fay 1: "BITCH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES!?!"

Inner Fay 2: "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOW!!!" ;-;

[hiddentrails7]

Falco, about to do something risky: I’m so doing this! And neither you, Fox, or even god themselves can stop me.

Slippy:

Slippy takes his phone out and starts tapping on it:

Falco:

Falco: Slippy-

Falco, nervously: Slippy? What are you doing?

Slippy:

Falco, starting to sweat:  What the hell did you do Slippy?

Slippy:

Peppy, suddenly appearing from the other room: F A L C O L O M B A R D I

(I felt this was necessary for some reason-)

[tortureisims]

Wolf: I wasn't /that/ drunk last night

Panther: You were flirting with Señor Leon

Wolf: So? He's my boyfriend!

Panther: You asked him if he was single, and cried when he said he wasn't

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

After Jack finds out what Starfox did to She-Hulk

Starfox: (talking to Pip) So, anyway, I need the ship ready for take off in - AAAAAAH!!!!

Jack of Hearts: (motioning to an open coffin) Okay, get in.

[thayerslayersideblog]

Paul, sighing: No one really loves me.

Eric C: Are you sure?

Paul: Yeah.

Eric C: *aggressively points at himself* ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

[sweetness-pop]

"Don't Come Near My Little Spicy Violet! Or I'll Kick Your Asses!"

-Falco Lombardi with his & Katt's baby daughter Violett in his arms & glaring at the viewers' direction.

[worldwidedino]

Since I decided I liked my Star Fox characterization hcs here’s some incorrect quotes

Benjamin(Forever Train Engineer): *sits in a chair backwards in a release of his bi energy*

Granga(Team gremlin 1): Dude, sitting in a chair wrong is my job.

Dosei(Shogun Pilot, Team Gremlin 2): Q, R, Cookie Monster

Janus(Meteo Crusher Pilot): *glair of a thousand suns*

Random person: And they were roommates

Janus: Oh my god, they were roommates.

Dosei: Wouldn’t you like to know, Southern Boy?

Benjamin: *shifts weight slightly, not paying attention*

Dosei:*intimidated whimpers*

Benjamin:*audible distress*

[supersmashbrosincorrects]

Wolf: Welcome to the "fuck starfox" club, where we say fuck you to that annoying bitch.

Wolf: first, a few words from our new member.

Falco, sweating: i think there's been a misunderstanding-

[incorrect-nintendo-quotes]

Revali: So, beakbrain, are we breaking up?

Falco: Hell yeah we are! Unless your frail little ego can't take it.

Revali: Fine!

Falco: Good!

*Two minutes later*

Revali, sobbing: I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!

Falco, also sobbing: I know! I didn't mean it either!

[utytimeline]

Dina: How ya holdin' up? Ceroba: *barely able to stand* Ah... ah think... mebbe ah've had too mush. Dina: *holds up a picture of Starlo* Does he look good to you yet? Ceroba: Whuh...? Er... no? *HIC* Dina: *already pouring a tall one* Have another. On the house.

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Thanos: My own brother thinks I’m a monster.

Thanos: He’s right, of course, but it still hurts.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #832

(Dialogue from Voltron.)

[spectralpilot]

James McCloud: All women are QUEENS

Andross: If she breathes, she's a THOT!