#incorrect star fox quotes

[crossoverquest]

For @everyone-is-incorrect

Trophy Banter

“You’ve been running your mouth, Powalski, telling lies about me. Who can’t swing a blade worth two Miks now?”

-Magnus to Leon Powalski

[headcanonthings]

Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

[pisscord]

so i've been watching the clone wars show...

[tattycoram]

Cody: Look, you don't want Fox to die and I don't want Fox to die. So let's work together to make sure Fox doesn't want to die Wolffe: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Fox

[galaxyofjedi]

[dixieconley]

Cody: Look vod, I need help. Bly: Love help? Wolffe: Military help? Rex: Emotional help? Fox: Help moving a body? ::everybody staring at Fox:: Fox: What? I'm being open-minded and supportive of my batchmate, don't hate.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Barris: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. Fox: I'll show you where my desk is; you can start there.

[padawansuggest]

Quinlan: Fox blocked me on /everything/ so I applied to help out at the rotunda for a while. See you Taungsday, pookie <3

Obi-Wan: …this is why you and me didn’t work out as a couple. I’m passive aggressive and you’re just straight up /messy/.

Quinlan: Thanks. It’s fun to cause chaos on purpose.

Obi-Wan: I can’t disagree with that :/ I told Cody last week if he didn’t hold my hand I was gonna start a fight. I’ve never seen him panic before then.

Anakin: You two are both sooo toxic.

Ahsoka: I’m taking notes.

[varpusvaras]

In the middle of the night in the Commander Chat:

Bly: So which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you make it with hot water?

Cody, who has become the self-proclaimed tea expert of the batch because of his proximity to Obi-Wan: you've been making it with cold water?????

Ponds, eternally confused and concerned: Bly, please answer the question

Bly: Yeah?? I thought that people were using hot water to speed up the "teafication" process. Didn't realise that there was an actual reason. no wonder Aayla doesn't ask me to make tea anymore

Wolffe: you couldn't be assed to put the cup into the microwave for three minutes to boil the water?

Cody, this close to losing it: WHY are you putting it in the microwave to boil it??????!!

Wolffe: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Cody: It takes less than A MINUTE

Wolffe: Vod is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!

Cody: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE

Wolffe: like seven minutes?

Cody: just stick the cup on the top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes!!

Wolffe: wait you're putting the whole cup on the stove?? on medium heat?? your stove is enchanted

Rex, reading this while listening to Fives and Hardcase trying to give Anakin an explanation on whatever disaster they've now caused on the ship: this chat is full of fucking lunatics

Fox, being awakened by the chat going off after finally falling asleep: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING K E T T L E

[snaggie-t00th]

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING

makes me very happy that tumblr still loves incorrect quotes cus bitch me too

[t3mpest98]

Fox: I want to be a caterpillar.

Thorn: Explain?

Fox: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Stone: You know they have a life span of like, two weeks right?

Fox: That’s another highlight.

Thorn: Fox nO-

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: ugh.

quinlan: did you do what i said? did you tell him?

obi-wan : i did.

quinlan: aaand what did he say?

obi-wan: “thank you.”

quinlan: you’re totally welcome. what’d he say?

obi-wan, more or less covering the entirety of his face: he said, “thank you.” i said “i love you” and cody said, “thank you.”

[emolionsrawr]

buck: TK!!! TK HI!!!

tk: BUCK! MY BESTIE!!

tommy: uh, babe who's this?

buck: oh! oh! tommy this is my friend TK from texas! we met when they had those wild fires, tk, this is my boyfriend tommy

tk: hi! it's so nice to meet you! so i guess this means i was right, you are fruity

buck: huh?

tommy: it's so nice to meet you too tk

tk: wait you didn't know?

buck: NO? YOU KNEW?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

tk: YOU ASKED ME OUT??

buck: NO?!

carlos: hey tommy i'm carlos, this one's boyfriend

tommy: hey carlos

tk: so you saying we should get together in la wasnt you asking me out?

buck: no?! i was being friendly!

tommy: hey babe how many guys have you accidently asked out?

buck: none!

tk and tommy: suuuuure

[tattycoram]

Cody: Fox you need a hobby Fox: I have a hobby Cody: Being sad is not a hobby Rex, from a distance: It isn't?

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fordo: Where are the kids?

Alpha-17: They're playing hide and seek.

Fordo: Where?

Alpha-17, looking at him: I don't think you get how the game works.

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Fox after reading his nth xenophobic death threat: Civvies are getting lazy with their death threats just bland 'You'll never find the body meat droid' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be "You'll never stop finding the body"

Thorn, equally bored: Or just say "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them"

Fox: Now that's a threat!

Quinlan sitting up: Do you guys need therapy

Fox: Just another day as a Corrie guard