#I hate hiiiiiiiim

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Not my mom wondering why I don’t like her friend

I’m sorry 🙄 I’m sorry I don’t like your home wrecking friend who fucked a married man and THOUGHT he’d leave his wife for her

What a dumbass

[gatitaprivilege]

I'm rewatching death note for like the 11th time and the older I get the more I think Light is a little bitch

[regalityandcoffee]

(*pointing a cherry bullet lightstick at Khans head*)Fix it. I don't know what possessed you in your little pea brain to turn bcc heel but fix it right fucking now.

[watercolourferns]

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! THE 1ST SEASON OF HAZBIN HOTEL IS OVER AND I HAVE SO MANY FEELS!!!!! SPOOLERS AHEAD!!!!

SIR PENTIOUS OMG!!!! ;W; MY HEAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!

I can't take it, but Emily's squeak gave me so much life. X'D

LOOOK AAAAT HIIIIIIIIM!!!!!

SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!

NIFTY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!

I love how there's a bit of everyone on the hotel renovation... ;W;

I do have one question: Adam is a mortal soul... why was he so powerful against Charlie? Is it because Charlie lacks the confidence her father has? Or is it because she's half mortal given who Lilith is?

All in all I loved the finale. ;W;!!!

And sorry... but I hate Lilith rn, she might have her reasons but neglecting her child and not supporting her traumatized husband and being in heaven?? It can't be justified.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON!!!!

[howlingday]

Cinder: Alright, now that our training is complete, we should be strong enough to combat this new foe. Especially if we work together.

Jaune: Training? What training? That wasn't even a warm-up.

Cinder: We stretched for, like, a solid five minutes, Jaune! Now get on the Bullhead so we can waste this motherfucker!

Weiss: Fine. And for the record, I do NOT want to be put in the credits for this.

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Ruby: Man, this place looks empty as hell.

Weiss: There he is! The invading demon known as Shadow!

Shadow: Where the hell is Maria?!

Cinder: So how is this... thing... just now making itself known?

Weiss: The ancient glyph my grandfather placed to secure his universe from threatening ours has weakened since his passing. So now... HE'S YOUR PROBLEM!

Shadow: HOLD IT! YOU! COWARDS! WHERE THE HELL IS MARIA?!

Jaune: (Gulps) W-Well, looks like we have his attention.

Cinder: Maria? No one has been named Maria since the Great Color War. Last one probably died out before it ended.

Shadow: You mortals killed my Maria...?

THEN I WILL TAKE YOUR LIVES IN EXCHANGE FOR HERS

Cinder: Okay. I think he's pissed.

Jaune: What do you think we should do?

Cinder: We should get a feel for his power. See what he's capable of.

Weiss: ENOUGH OF THIS! (Leaps at him)

Shadow: CHAOS... CONTROL! (Teleports behind her) So... you're the first to die... CHAOS... SPEAR!

Weiss: (Bounds and rolls into a Weiss-shaped hole) Okay... He can handle a huntress...

Ruby: Aight! Bet! (Silver eyes flare)

Cinder: OH SHIT! SHE FINNA END THIS EARLY!

Ruby: (Red petal flutter about) Haaaaaaaa...

Jaune: FUCKING GET HIIIIIIIIM!

Ruby: (Charges at Shadow, Eyes flare wildly) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Slices through Shadow)

Shadow: You call that an attack? Let me show you the true power...

OF THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!

Ruby: (Blown away, Left in a crater)

Cinder: Ugh, I really hate using this, but... Oh, who am I kidding? I love doing this! (Goes full Fall Maiden, Leaps at Shadow)

Shadow: (Barely backhands her to normal)

Cinder: ...So much for teamwork.

Shadow: Well, all that's left is to destroy the rest of your world.

Ashe: Sorry, but that's not happening!

Shadow: Who in the hell are you?

Ashe: (Plays sick battle theme)

Shadow: What the... What the hell are you doing?!

Ashe: Distraction, bitch!

Ruby: FUUU

Weiss: SION!

Ruby/Weiss: HAAAAAAAAA!

Reissy: (Brimming with silver-eyed glyph power, Wags her finger)

[sajdd]

"already i am confused..."

[r-moonie]

the amount of hate i have for the grandpa is astronomical

[wehelddarkness]

as the person who leaked home™, we shouldn’t be surprised he’s leaking his own album

[ditormento]

[twilightofthe]

Chapter Sixteen liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

It’s the LAST ONE AHHHHHHH!!!!!

DIN BETTER GET HIS SON BACK IN THIS EPISODE I SWEAR TO FUCK

THEY WILL NOT MAKE ME WAIT AN ENTIRE ASS YEAR ON A CLIFFHANGER FOR ME TO SEE DIN HOLD HIS SON IN HIS ARMS AGAIN FUCK NO

Also they’ve kept who directed this episode a secret and lemme tell you I’m REAL curious as to who it was

Ok ok ok ok ok.  OK.  Here we go

*screaming intensifies*

Ok we getting RIGHT into a space battle

GETTEM BOBA GET EM

Oh but this is Pershing I’m hesitant about him, he let Din go with the baby last time

Hmmm good guy or bad guy

I feel like I’ve seen the actors of these Imp pilots before

OOP there goes Pilot #2

OOOP YEP PERSHING’S A CLONE ENGINEER OOOOOOOOOOH

Ok this guy’s a dickass extraordinaire 

Leave Cara alone lol Luke blasted everyone who saw Alderaan blow up into smithereens you should know that

Shut up bro someone’s gonna kill you

YEP CARA GOT HIM

WOOOOOAH DRAMATIC OPENING

The title card says “The RESCUE” which implies the baby is being RESCUED do NOT fuck with me here Star Wars 

Ok ok so I have no clue what this planet is I’m curious

Also wait if Pershing’s a clone engineer it’ll be real interesting if he and Boba interact

Oh there’s Bo Katan guess she’s back

OH WHOOP THERE’S A FETT AND A KRYZE MEETING

C’MON STAR WARS DON’T MAKE SATINE LOOK BAD IN THIS I’VE ALREADY GONE TO BAT AND SAID THE FETT EXCOMMUNICATION WASN’T HER FAULT XD

“Not all Mandalorians are bounty hunters” bitch you were a TERRORIST holy SHIT Bo Katan why are you like this

ALDKFSJDLK EVEN BO KATAN IS READY TO SQUARE UP OVER A BABY THAT CUTE

Lol whoop never mind

Uh oh here she goes with Boba

To glass eh?

PRINCESS OOOOOH

AND THE CLONES BOOTED MAUL OFF YOUR PLANET AND BAILED YOUR ASS OUT THE FIRST TIME ASSHOLE JESUS

TWICE YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PLANET TWICE

Wait what now about the Darksaber

So it’s a super special cutting saber?  Tf?

THE CHILD IS MY ONLY PRIORITY AAAAAAAA

Lol something tells me Pershing’s not gonna make it past this episode he knows too much and is giving too much information 

The lesbian energy in this scene is immense btw

Booooo you’re talking a BIG game rn

Y’all have no idea how fucking much I love that Boba’s calling Bo Katan princess it’s the funniest thing

Hmmmmmm honestly they should have expected they’d send TIEs instead

HMMMM GIDEON’S GONNA KILL Y’ALL

Lol Bo who taught you to fly

OH NO OH NO IT’S A TRAP I THINK GIDEON KNEW

Wait a minute fucking duh Gideon knew it was Bo Katan’s voice on the comms he’s met her AHHHHHHH

Aaaaaand here come the terminators

Ohhh so I guess Bo and Fennec and the wlw squad are the distraction

MORE LACK OF OSHA VIOLATIONS AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE THAT IS DEEP SPACE GODDAMMIT

YAYYYYY GIRLS

Ok so it’s taken this long for Mando to pass the Bechdel test but ngl this is worth it

Wait a fuck so where’s Pershing in all of this?  With Boba?

WELL DIN MAYBE IF YOU HAD RAN A BIT FASTER YOU WOULDN’T BE FIGHTING THE TERMINATOR AHHHHHHHHH

Ok so THERE’S the spear

Hahaaaaa he spaced all the Terminators hahahaha

GIDEON’S GUARDING THE BABY AS YOU SHOULD KNOW BO KATAN

If he’s holding the Darksaber to the baby’s neck I swear--

AAAAAAAHHHHH I FUCKING KNEW IT LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE ASSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

STOP IT

Ok fine Thrawn 2.0

DON’T TRUST HIIIIIIIIM DON’T TRUST HIM DON’T TRUST HIM DON’T TRUST HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

I HATE THIS ALL SO MUCH DIE BITCH DIE

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AAAAHHHHH I KNEW IT

GET THE SPEAR DIN GET THE SPEAR

THE SPEAR THE SPEAR AAAAHHHHH YES

Ok how is it possible so far that not even Din’s CLOAK has been sliced off

AHAHAHA NO BITCH KILL HIM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oho so we getting some Bo and Gideon drama now!

Whaaaaat since when Sabine gave it to Bo Katan no fight?????

Ooooop the Terminators are back

I knew this was too easy

The Terminators coming back now are like when you roll a nat 20 earlier in a RPG and get rid of one of the really cool bosses the DM wanted to use and now the DM’s like “nOPE I’M STILL USING THEM”

FFS HE HAS A LOCKPICK NOOOOOOOOO

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO BABY DOESN’T LOOK TOO GOOD AAAAHHHHH HEEEEEEELP

Gideon Shut The FUCK Up Challenge

Oh NOW who’s showing up

Who’s in the X Wiiiiiiiing

I DON’T LIKE THIS WHO IS THIS WHO 

Ahsoka???

NO WRONG HEAD SHAPE

THAT’S A LIGHTSABER AAAAAAAAA WHO WHO WHAT

LUKE OR EZRA GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN THAT’S LUKE OR EZRA THAT’S ONE OF MY BOYS HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIIIIIIIT AAAAHHHHHHH

I don’t know if Ezra could take out all those terminators that easily though

OK RIGHT HAND BLACK GLOVE??????

But is that Luke’s saber tho I can’t tell I don’t know?!?!?!??!?!

YEP THE OTHER HAND DOESN’T HAVE A GLOVE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUUUUUUUKE!!!! 

I’M GONNA CRY

OH SHIT BO’S DOWN OH SHIT

WHOOP CARA GOT GIDEON NOOOOO JUST LET HIM DIE GAH

And the baby sees the Jedi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OK JEDI VS DARKTROOPERS COME ON LUKE GET EM

WAIT NO THAT HAND DIDN’T LOOK WHITE THO COULD IT BE EZRA?

NO BUT THE ONE BLACK GLOVE

Y’ALL I AM ON CLOUD NINE RIGHT NOW THIS HAS MADE ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

Ok good I think Bo’s back up again

LUKELUKELUKELUKELUKE?????

YEP I’D KNOW THAT GAY-ASS BELT ANYWHERE

IT’S HIIIIIIIM

I’M FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

IS HE A JEDI BIIIIIITCH

Ok the CGI Mark’s kinda scary ngl

Ok Baby’s not gonna wanna go with him and Disney BETTER not make Luke look bad when he says no

OH SHIT HE TOOK HIS HELMET OFF SO THE BABY COULD SEE HIS FACE KSLDJKLSJKLFSDLKJFJKLSAKJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’M GONNA FUCKIN DIE THIS IS TOO MUCH THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART

OH NO OH NO OH NO DIN NOOOOOOO DON’T LEAE YOUR SON

NO 

NO NONO NO NO NO HE LOVES YOU

EVERYONE ELSE COVER YOUR EYES FUCKERS

Ok now R2 is just fanservice lmao

Ok now it is ILLEGAL Luke never called this kid Baby Yoda he would ABSOLUTELY do so 

OK ALSO BUT LUKE HOLDING HIS BABY GRANDMASTER IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE

OK OK OK BUT ALSO NO LUKE YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM BACK NOW

DIN’S CRYING HONEY NOOOOOOOO

That’s IT

what the FUCK NOOOOOOOO

OK THIS WAS A GOOD END BUT AT THE SAME TIME NOOOOOO YODITO CAN’T STAY WITH LUKE WITH HIS MURDER-HAPPY HELLSPAWN NEPHEW AROUND

Also who’s Peyton Reed?

Anyway but AHHHHHH ok so this is setting up a conflict of Mando succession where once again I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, Bo took the Darksaber just fine from Sabine in Rebels without a fight????????

Gah it’s early and I’m still tired talk later

but AHHHHHH

[darkisacolorright]

iiii can feel myself splitting on hiiiiiiiim and every time he texts me my brain keeps going

HATE YOU LOVE YOU HATE YOU LOVE YOU HATE YOU LOVE YOU

and it goes around in circles to the point that i Cant Respond

[morganlabae]

Am I allowed to skip Hickey’s gallows speech I hate hiiiiiiiim