Angel: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Husk: Um...Neat.
*later*
Husk, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Vaggie. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Vaggie, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Husk. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Charlie confessed her love for me?
Husk: Didn't you thank her?
Vaggie: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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Suggestion: [Moderate: Success] we should give him a kiss on the forehead to show our appreciation, physical affection is warranted in situations like this!
Empathy: He may appreciate that
Electrochemistry: [Easy: failure] Wait! We like the Lieutenant a *lot * we should kiss him with tongue to really prove it
Reaction speed: [Difficult: failure] Wait—
You- *Kiss the Lieutenant— with tongue*
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Dally: I did if for you, Johnny. I’d kill for you.
Dally: … please ask me to kill for you.
Johnny: No, Dal.
Source: The Simpsons
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I like that ‘Gizmo’ has become Nadja and Laszlo’s nickname for Guillermo.
I imagine at first they genuinely didn’t care/would forget what his name is, but after time it became more about them stubbornly refusing to admit that they care/know anything about him by pretending they really thought Gizmo was his name.
Now it feels like it’s evolved to being a name they call him more out of habit than spite. They’ve spent so much time calling him Gizmo that it’s just who he is to them, they know his first name at this point, Nandor says it all the fucking time. It’s just that they’ve come too far now, they’ve committed to calling him Gizmo
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