high difficulty escape room: you’re cuddling with a sleedgy girl and she goes bedbye time on top of you and you have to get out without waking her
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being a girl is closing tumblr only to open it again right away bc of muscle memory
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Going on a drive alone with the windows down and listening to the mountain goats won't fix your problems but I still recommend it
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Looking up james wan on pinterest for fit inspo has to be one of the gayest loser things a person can do.
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third base with a mutual is when you accidentally search their name instead of their url
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Not an artpost but..
I made a poem :D
Emerald, gold, and ruby red
Hearts of fire and of steel
Granted three and then you’re dead
Hostile or not, will you reveal
Last things last, the first things first
Will you gather friends or enemies
And when things ‘ventually come to worst
Will you be safe or on your knees
First the fourteen start their game
With naive minds and unknowing grins
Until someone ‘comes not so tame
And death reckons the final wins
Second the hearts are random picked
And gifts of life and death are won
Failing, falling, feeling sick
But e’en then, the last one’s gone
Third their hearts do connect wi’ string
And hurts are shared between a two
But still wi’ first last the canary sings
And last of all the two were blew
Fourth a timer set there was
And deathly gifts were given again
Time to fall again because
The last to die betrayed his friend
Fifth the secrets grew too large
But current times prevent the fi’ish
So remember this an be encouraged
This secret is my final wish
So watch you onward, valiant souls
Keep your guard and do not fail
For secrets from you your heart holds
And thus this ends my poetic tale
But watch careful and do not wait
Unless you dread to end your fate
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scrolling thru my own blog like wow this bitch makes some good points!
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LIFI?????
omg it's leafy from bfdi!!!!!
Leafy grasosa :vxDXdxDXdxDXd When wen le dice ven aben
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I’m the type of person to ask most my moots what their favourite animal is and make them a fursona based off that animal and how I see them
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y’all ever misunderstood something, comment on it then reread it and die from embarrassment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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adulthood is really just observing a really nice sunny day with some good wind and going “yeah, this would be a great day for drying washing on the line. better do the sheets, towels and heavy winter clothes.”
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You ever be writing a scene and think it's so good and the dialog ✨slaps✨ and you're like damn where did this come from this sounds so much more professional than what I usually write this wild
And then you realize you're basically just quoting umbrella academy and none of it was original
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