#I legit made this tf up as I went lmao

[deadghosy]

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JELLYFISH! READER X HAZBIN HOTEL

Prompt: A sea creature wants to bring light in hell. ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🪼⋆｡˚

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚ you died while being an oceanographer. You studied the ocean for its plant and creatures. You drowned specifically while trying to push a jellyfish away from you. And honestly, you went to hell becoming a flowing beautiful jellyfish.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Charlie welcomed you with opened arms, she liked how beautiful you are. The way you flow in the air, you were eye catching and majestic

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚jellyfish! reader is a Mitski, grimes, and tv girl fan of music. I think it fits their vibe at how peaceful but dangerous they are with their stingers.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚imagine how your human form would look. Jellyfish hair cut with the colors of the blue from your og form with some pink and purple. Or like blue and light blue. You would be an actual main attraction to the hotel.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you probably did get mistaken to get sent to hell instead of Heaven. You were beautiful like a heaven angel, but you were in the depths of hell. Surprisingly the hotel was a safe haven for you.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚a beautiful creature like you gain the attention of many to the hotel. You could say that you are the main attraction. And Charlie doesn’t use you like that, but she does make you a resident to get into heaven.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚vaggie finds you calming. You have this type of aura around you that just makes people relax. So your hotel room is specially designed to your liking. Which is a dark blue wall with a glowing blue that has ocean waves. It’s basically jellyfish’s en ocean designed. It’s just so magical.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you love floating around as keekee would follow you around. Then you would have the egg boiz following you plus fat nuggets. You just collected your own little band of little people.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚husk doesn’t know much about you in the hotel other than you are practically the princess/prince of the water in hotel. You make sure the water is okay as it’s your duty.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you once had made water appear. You had guess you have water power based on you drowning. And using that power, you soaked husk who started to go crazy almost scratch angel dust in irritation. 

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Lucifer admires your colorful being. Like he may seem as if he doesn’t care about you. But he sorta does as he secretly makes you a jellyfish toy that lights up in the dark.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚alastor, he might as well try to see what you are. He still senses a human soul in which makes him want to get your soul. A human souls is rare than a disgusting sinner’s soul. But you sting him every time he tries to even get close.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you once accidentally stung Alastor with your stingers. He oddly didn’t lash out at you, but rather just walked away. He was trying to hold on the stinging pain you gave him.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚sir Pentious found you alluring even. Frank and the rest of the egg boiz agree. Frank once called you mom/dad since you were singing him a lullaby.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚imagine how crazy you can be. Like one day you are the calming person every one loves and knows in the hotel. And next thing people know is that you are stinging people just because they breathed the wrong way around you.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚luckily you are a passive aggressive person sometimes. Or else you would be frying people like bacon. EXTRA CRISY‼️

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚angel dust dead ass thinks you should have a cute blue ocean crown or necklace. Maybe even a cute blue with purple star car. Bro he’s thinking of so much ways to make you girly pop.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚you could’ve had shocked angels, and I mean literally cause if it was the battle between hell and heaven. You would win lmao. Cause what if you shocked then hoes into an angel kebab

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚headcannon on how your stingers is as powerful like the jellyfishes in SpongeBob. You area full electric chair.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚vox had a whole board about who tf were you. Legit was giving crazy science man vibes cause how tf is a jellyfish in hell?! You don’t even look demon! You dead ass don’t fit the hell palette. As he is making theories, Valentino and Velvette just stare at each other like “wtf is this?”

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚now say you did went to heaven. Everything would probably be different, but you are something no one had seen before. A jelly fish angel? Yeah that seems unique.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Heaven would admire your original look. Your calming energy makes most of heaven better. Like say for example the angels complement each other with the light of your energy and how your energy flows. You basically have a pheromone, but it’s for positivity to be spread. #bethereasonsomeonesmiles LMAO

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Adam probably makes fun of how you are such a small sea thing creature. But then he switches up when you turn into your human form and start to sting his ass every time he tries to offend you. Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚sera would possibly have you as a cherub cause of your small jellyfish form. It only makes sense for you to be one as you are so adorable.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚Emily adores you. She knows you don’t mean any harm towards her with your stingers. She’s the type of person who makes you a flower crown cause she loves it be creative around people she likes. Honestly 10/10 friendship honestly.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚lute probably doesn’t care about you much. Other than your stingers are damn annoying. She just wants to rip them out, but you are is kind and sweet. So you have her vote to stay in heaven with her.

𖦹 * 🪼 ₊˚headcannon on you just humming a soft lullaby as you swim in the air, your blue soft glow in the dark makes anyone go to sleep. The blue is pretty alluring.

A/N: I tried a different writing style with the “bullet points” I hope you guys like this lol and sorry if it seems lazy.✨ inspired by: @selvyyr <3

[n3ptoonz]

Hello! I saw your most recent headcanon list thing with the Earthrealm guys being caught Slonking it Silly Style™ and uh. I was just wondering if you'd be willing to do something similar with the Outworld guys as well? Obviously you don't have to if you don't want to, but I think it would be neat! Thank you so much in advance! I love your work :)

deep, dramatic sigh. (kidding anon tysm i gush over comments like this ily smoochhhh) also the terminology made me laugh out loud ty for that

Shang Tsung

kinda sorta didn't gaf. who's to say he didn't want you to hear him. the world may never know

you were to report to him about some findings for his experiments and there he was, leaning over the table and straight up cranking it over a bucket (he's odd like that) honestly when you acknowledge your own presence he's like... can i help you?? you see i'm busy???

but at the same time he's like hold up i have a fine specimen here to help me out here...he's leaving here with SOMETHING (studio laughter)

Rain

i don't think he'd care either if you walked in on him. in fact, he might welcome it. he's used to having his own space, but he doesn't mind sharing it with people he's ok with being around. yes that includes you (is it only you? not even he knows yet)

day 8163 of using Rain's arrogance to push my narrative that he's not only in love with himself but how he looks in the mirror. you definitely walked in on him wanking it in the mirror and he'd freeze but recover so quick

ain't no way you're leaving here after you just caught him though. how else will his problems get solved? you went and made him hard all over again!

Reptile

syzoth has two, let's get that out the way. AND he uses both hands for them LMAOO

president of syzoth is a lil subby bitch society. so when you catch him tugging on both and reduced to a pathetic mess from his own hands??? he's frozen and quite literally has no clue what to do. he's sweaty, there's tears in his eyes, and his fangs are much more pronounced than usual

once you give him the green light that you're into whatever tf he was just doing watch him crawl over to you on all fours and hug your legs, practically begging you to touch him

Havik

expect this smug fuck to claim he wanted this to happen. dude was hunched over and going at it behind his own desk, grunting like a cave man who discovered self pleasure for the first time

1000% expect him to demand you help him, but instead it's after he froze for like 5 seconds and then tried to play it off

he would also be internally shocked when agree to finish the job, but on the outside it's like "that's what i thought...now get over here" whole time he's jumping up and down and twirling in his brain

Reiko

it's already rare that he has time to himself and definitely RARELY has time to be with you for an extended period of time, so you catching him when you wanted to surprise him with your presence it triggered his fight or fight LMAO

legit laughed at the thought of him jumping up from his chair hands ready to be thrown...but his dick is swinging PLSSSSSS

he's like well shit now he deserves your help after you almost got two pieced by your own boyfriend...but who's complaining?!

General Shao

this man weirdly reminds me of bowser sometimes. with that being said i think he'd do a BUAHA as a shocked sound when you catch him thwoping the schlong

as much as i can't fucking stand him he does look a lil better in this game i will admit. i'm not gonna sit up here and lie, he def has a HUGE wanker innit. so you didn't miss shit when you walked into his chambers

he would also demand your help. but if you have a lil push back just for fun, he'd eventually say please and be all soft and shit. why? cause it's you god damn it!

Baraka

let's be fr. truly i do not think mk1 baraka would masterbate simply bc he's like depressed all the time😭but for the sake of shits and gigs, ill humor y'all

let's say he hasn't seen you in a while and misses you dearly. he knew you were on a quest for a while, and he was very pent up... so what better way to release stress other than sparring! oh. not enough? time for another type spar 😈

if this were old baraka i'd say he has two 👁️ but since this version of tarkat is a disease let's say it made the skin around his wee like ribbed or something ya SO when you caught him he was in a straight up panic and apologizing profusely but once you calm him down and tell him you're glad he missed you so much, he's like oh shit...well help me out then...only if you want to!

a/n: i did it y'all FUCK. my bad for taking so long to release this i'm a perfectionist to a fault💀

[erenfox]

Y'all.

Episode 4.

It's the best piece of work Marvel has made after they made IW and Endgame.

spoiler alert 🚨

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lemme start off with our favourite Miss Jolly Rancher Unhinged Clock and Victorian-Era HWR Fangirl. I KNEW Ravonna had somehow helped HWR in building the TVA, but him erasing her memories was straight up evil.

Then we come to the absolutely gruesome deaths of Dox and the others. HOLY SHIT MISS JOLLY RANCHER IS AWFUL like she was enjoying every second of Dox and her hunters literally getting crushed to their deaths. B-15 was traumatised, to say the least and you can see on Ravonna and Brad's faces a hint of disgust. But Miss Minutes grinning like that - outright disturbing.

I can't get over OB and Victor fanboying over each other's work - it was so funny yet wholesome.

Now let's talk about Loki and Sylvie. As a diehard Sylki stan you know I am, my fangirling heart was overjoyed seeing these two lovesick ducks working together willingly! I mean, yea, they did have that rather awkward talk in Pie Land (mind you that's it's official name henceforth) but after that they worked together as teammates! Now I must say, I completely agree with Sylvie on snapping on Mobius, because, well, yeah, the multiverse is a bigger priority than pie and I legit don't get why tf antis hate on Sylvie for doing so. Like you hated her for not giving a damn abt the TVA + the multiverse, but now when she stood up to do so y'all are hating on her again?? Like?? Make up ur mind, smh.

Anyways, back to Sylki. Sylvie got stuck in the elevator and the way she and Loki worriedly called out each other's names was so soft! And the "You ok?" trope CAME BACK OMG! THAT PHRASE IS LITERALLY THE BACKBONE OF SYLKI! When I tell you my fangirling heart screamed with joy omg-

The the whole paradox scene which brought Ep 1 back in a circle. I absolutely loved the way our Loki realised what he had to do and went real slow to prune his past self just so that Past Loki could get a glimpse of Sylvie; which would then lead him to be more determined than ever to go look for her. And I quite literally died on Sylvie being confused af as to wtf she just witnessed.

Then there's the telephone scene. OH MY GOD it was literally OB all this time when fans were out here speculating it was Kang or someone lmao. Both Loki and Sylvie yelling simultaneously to turn the security thing off gives out so much Couple Vibes, I absolutely loved it AAHHAHAH-

AND. THE. BRAD. SCENE. OOF.

our friendly neighbourhood lovesick ducks teaming up to enchant Brad was just too good. Loki in his hot, creepy voice luring Brad into a dark area while Sylvie very swiftly just straight up grabbing his face from the back - pure horror. Absolutely loved it, 10/10. Tho I must say, to do execute elaborate scheme, these two must have done some detailed planning (=more Sylki moments we were robbed off).

BUT THAT ENDING DUCKING MURDERED ME BROO OMG

Can we talk abt Victor's redemption? Man had been portrayed as evil since Quantumania, and has been manipulated by both Ravonna and Miss Jolly Rancher, but at the end of the day, he was a sweetheart. Man fanboys OB and basically became besties with him and Casey, worked together to create the solution to a mess he most certainly didn't want to be a part of, and then himself stepped up to fix the Loom once and for all to prove to everyone (and not let Sylvie's choice of sparing him go to waste) that tho he contained HWR's DNA, he wasn't HWR - he was a far better person HWR could have ever been. Seeing him getting spaghettified was tragically heart-wrenching, man deserved so much better :(

BUT HOLY SHIT DID THAT ONE HECK OF A GODDAMN CLIFFHANGER LEFT ME SPEECHLESS LIKE WTF WAS THAT?? U can't just kill off a character who had redeemed himself, and then make our main character and his homies watch literally EVERYTHING THEY WORKED SO HARD FOR GET ANNIHILATED TO THE GROUND-

But we know our God of Mischief isn't dead, and so are his homies eheheh.

However the looks on everyone's face was tragic. Loki knew all was lost and had tears in his eyes. Sylvie looked like she had accepted defeat and her death. Mobius and OB were in denial, refusing to believe that Victor was dead. Casey and B-15 looked horrified, as they realised what was to come now upon them.

Tldr, this episode was an ABSOLUTE BANGER. IM READY TO CLAIM IT SUPERIOR THAN ENDGAME, come and fight me. Its a top cinematic piece, and the suspense to Ep 5 is eating me up.

Ig i should go and study for the 4 tests this week before ep 5 ;-;

[books-and-catears]

Hello!! :D I noticed your post to describe our mc's to you too late TvT but I still wanted to join the bandwagon.

My MC is just a walking hazard giving constant heart attacks to the overprotective demon bros :>

Just to prove dis here is a beautiful situation I made up <3

MC: Hey Guys! :D

Mammon: Oh! Hi MC- wAiT- MC WHY IS YOUR HEAD BLEEDING!?

Levi: Nice try mammon :| mc just ignore hIM- WTF IT'S ACTUALLY BLEEDING?!!!!!!

MC: Huh? *touches side of face dripping in blood* Oh when did this happen :0 lmao how come I didn't notice .

Lucifer: WDYM! HOW DIDN'T YOU NOTICE? HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

MC: Oh it probably happened when I was walking here I tripped over my own feet and banged my head on the sharp edge of a wall :>

Satan; CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER AND STOP THE BLEEDING FIRST >:0 WHERE TF IS THE FIRST AID KID?!

*Chaos Ensues*~

(Btw this is something that happened IRL to me when I was at school of all places lol. I was walking to the computer lab alone cuz I was the class monitor and had to ensure everyone else went first. I was walking; tripped over my own feet and as yk banged my head on the wall and it cut open a gash on my head. At that time I was too overcome with adrenaline from the fall so I gently touched my head and it wasn't bleeding at the time so I just went on with my day and when I entered class a few ppl legit started screaming cuz the side of my head was covered with blood :> yeah.....so then I was rushed to hospital by my teachers who were panicking way more than me [idk why? It's not like it was their fault of anything? :/] and I was weirdly calm throughout the whole ordeal. Anyways I got seven stitches that day and I was super proud bc I thought I was super badass for getting stiches like my older cousin bros)

OOH ANOTHER MC?! And BASED ON A REAL STORY! Bro, you're just a brave chaotic little trooper!

Everytime you show up like this, three more of Lucifer's hairs grow white. And you are also why Diavolo and Barbatos seem to be baby-proofing EVERYTHING.

Mammon and Beel probably give you the poofiest jackets to wear to lessen the collision force. Asmo keeps an extra bag of sparkly bandaids and scar treatment creams in his room. Satan constantly busies himself with human anatomy book just to make sure you haven't hurt yourself fatally. And Levi will probably give you Ruri-themed protective gear like helmets and knee caps at this rate.

Solomon and Simeons shower you with protective charms and Luke constantly bakes cakes with healing magic.

[dolleminas]

The only thing they ever gave me for pcos was the pill and an improvised diet plan that was complete bullshit and didn't even take my intolerances into account. I managed to avoid taking the pill because I still get semi-regular periods, but all doctors do is either throw hormones at me with absolutely no regards to the side effects, and tell me I must lose weight, totally glossing over the metabolic component of the disease that causes weight gain. How tf am I supposed to shed pounds if diet and exercise work only to maintain my current weight. They never have an answer. I lost so much trust in the field of gynecology. Like, what are you even supposed to be doing for me, besides shoving shit up my pussy and ask me if I fuck on the regular?? Just call yourselves fertilologists, because the only thing you can actually do is bust my ovaries full of follicular stimulants so you can get some cash for performing IVF, because apparently the only thing a woman with pcos ever needs is getting pregnant. Fuck quality of life, fuck being child free, as long as she pops out a damn kid there's nothing to see here, move along. It infuriates me to no end. I live a crappy life where I'm basically my own doctor. But men have 13038474930 methods to choose from should they have even the slightest issue with their stupid ass prostates. Fuck this shit.

Girl, same. I could tell you stories how me getting diagnosed was traumatic af and took years. They legit just throw some birth control at you and tell you to have fun. It's ridiculous. Luckily I went to a good hospital the next time around, but many women don't have that experience.

I would say that losing weight is possible but it's really different for us, and it's really stupid that doctors don't take that into account at all. I know that cutting back on carbs helped me, like eating brown bread instead of white and not eating sweets on the daily, but that's not for everyone and depending where you live, eating in a way that pleases your PCOS is not accessible for everyone.

It's also ridiculous that so many women have this experience, and that they have to be their own doctor. Experiencing this made me think of becoming a female-only doctor not even joking lmao.

[mccoys-killer-queen]

Nick Perri & Walt Lafty in concert

I'd never been to this venue before, it's essentially a tiny movie theater! So I only went to this bc Nick filled in for Adam Slack of The Struts back in May and his band also opened for them. Turns out he and Walt were in a band called Silvertide in the very early 2000s, so they kinda reunite every now and then and tour together as two solo acts. They call this the "Going Solo Tour" and this is the second year in a row they did this. Everything about the tour promotion is Star Wars themed.

this is the first show i actually got to at a late time bc the venue is that tiny and this is such an low publicity act (underground if you will lol) that I was not worried at all about "getting there at a decent time"

this means doors were at 7 and i got there at 6:40

this lobby place is h i p. string lights draped from the ceiling, dim lighting, random artwork, vintage couches, splattered floors; the works.

Walt actually came out to use the bathroom before doors and despite never having seen a pic of him before I just knew it was him for some reason

AT FIRST GLANCE I THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE THE LEAD SINGER FROM LEVON (WHOM IS H A W T) AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK

I was the only person on the guest list LMAO

I swear I overheard someone say "she's with the band" very quietly and it made me like C: "do I pass that well as someone important"

an older man asked me if I was with the band bc he saw me doing test shots in the lobby and I said "sort of"

Nick poked his head out of the doors at one point and I was like :DD bc i only saw him one time and it made me so happy to see that this year is coming full circle

so this venue,,, half the seats are couches.

I was up front in this entirely cushioned chair and i must say, most comfy i've been at a show fr

i should mention this takes place on the anniversary of my first ever concert uwu

the music they were blasting before the show was F I R E (the who, heart, bowie, etc.)

when the show started they just flooded the tiny stage with smoke and deadass- a dramatic star wars/carol of the bells orchestra remix started playing

walt is fucking hilarious i was DYING he's just so funny he's a dork

him telling us a story before every song he played

him saying nick is a much better guitarist than him bc "you know i only strummy strummy right"

after one story he looked at his setlist and went "ok time for this next song.... if i can remember how to play it" and forgot for like a solid minute and said "adhd brain at its finest"

someone in the crowd said something about a lobster suit and walt was like hOW TF DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STORY HOLD ON- I AM TELLING THIS-

so the story goes that like c. 2001 Walt went to a yard sale and found a VHS case and on the cover was a photo of Ronald Mcdonald in a "half black half white tuxedo and holding a .45" and he asked the yard sale guy what it was and he said "oh i made that movie it's about fast food companies going to war with each other. I still have the Red Lobster costume I made" and he dug out the costume from his basement and showed him and it was like LEGIT HIGH QUALITY and Walt said "$15 later it was mine" so he went offstage at Silvertide's next show and came back out wearing the lobster suit with the mic gaff taped to one of the claws since there was no hand function in them

apparently Nick didn't even know some of this story until last night

the two of them advertising for the venue's food multiple times simply bc they wanted to gush about how good it is

Nick doing his solo set and Walt standing in the back having a convo with him at times as if there wasn't a crowd between them

I cannot for the life of me remember what Walt said from the back of the room when Nick asked him a question from the stage, but Nick made this face when Walt answered him:

I felt so weird moving around even as little as I did bc THERE WAS NO ROOM IERFNOERWINFROIFNRF i went to the center twice (one for each solo set) FOR A FEW SECONDS EACH and even then I felt like I was in the way so badly LMAOO

when I did that for Walt he made sure to look right at the camera and sarcastically smile the doofus

Nick Perri is so goddamned talented I hate it like hOLY SHIT HE CAN SHRED

the lighting at this place was terrible so all my photos kinda look bad in terms of quality oifnveosrinferf

I lost one of my DL buttons in the chair I was sitting in :( oh well I didn't really care about them anyway

I sat in the lobby again after HOPING to meet them bc again super tiny venue there was maybe like 50 ppl in the crowd at most

this is the first show I did not buy a shirt from bc "we didn't do shirts- everyone does shirts"

at one point I noticed Walt was sitting at a table and then noticed that Nick was BEHIND ME at the merch table and there were these two kids that kept talking to both of them and I didn't want to interrupt bc I don't even listen to these guys I just think they're cool

Walt came up to me and i asked if he has insta and he disappeared for a minute and came back with a business card and we talked about the design for his new album

I mainly came for Nick bc he's the only one I knew of prior to this show and I didn't want to interrupt those two dudes talking to him so I just waited patiently at a table nearby and at one point Nick just beelined to me bc he knew I was waiting and said hi and jfc he's so charming it was HARD not to catch feelings yet another time after a show

i thanked him for getting me into the show and i already had my camera out so I held down the scroll button and all the photos flew by like a fast slide show playing the whole show in reverse and he was like "woahh :o"

did I mention how charming he is like uwuwuwuuwuwu

I told him how i saw him in harrisburg back in May with The Struts and how I was kinda happy Adam wasn't there bc i got to see him instead and he was like 🥺

he said he liked my earrings (big sparkly lightning bolts) and i said I got them at 5below and he was like what's that :o so I told him and i think he realized what I said bc he just kinda smacked his forehead and went "oh- duH"

i asked him for a photo and the second I put my front camera on us we both simultaneously went to fix our hair, to which i said "ugh i hate my bangs" and he said "I think they're cool bangs c:" and I think my heart stopped

the photo of us looks SO GOOD??? literally best pic i've ever gotten with an artist??

that was basically it, I hung around for another minute and then left

bonus:

so i had to park in a parking garage a block away. you get a ticket and have to put it in a machine when you come back. the machine sucks it up and you pay. well turns out it gives it BACK TO YOU AFTER U PAY and that's how you GET OUT OF THERE?? so me being a dumbass took my change and went back to my car and when i was trying to get out the barricade wouldn't lift bc it WANTED ME TO INSERT A CARD??? i was like BUT I PAID???? luckily this maintenance officer guy was there and saw me leave my car and opened up the barricade for me and I was like :#D thanx sorry I've literally never had to pay to be in a parking garage before

[bisluthq]

Nat it’s a rebound my dude, she didn’t fuck him cause she had feelings for him she just wanted to move on and he was waiting right there, like sure she might find him attractive but very minimal legit thoughts and emotions went into that hook up at all, hence her dropping him after three weeks, tree repetitively Tele long tabloids is was not serious and just fun (both during and after) and not giving a shit (same with him) like I’m genuinely shocked by your take on this

She wasn’t trying to get matty out of her system, she was trying to fuck joe and 7 years of memories out of her system and he made himself available as soon as possible, this is the first time you’ve sounded like a 12 yr old swiftie? I’m so confused

I'd agree if it weren't her ex bf bc like the world is FULL of people and we haven't fucked all of them lmao so like if you accidentally fuck your ex then I think you've got feelings there. Like Taylor could've rebounded with literally just about any man in the world. She chose to get with the guy she was hanging out with who she had a history with who she was making music with. It wasn't random. Like if it were random, it wouldn't have been Matty. She'd have gone straight to a Travis. If it weren't deep, her and Matty could still be friends bc no harm no foul right and from what we know they aren't. Idk I think she really built him up in her head and then like it crashed and burned and now she's moved on but like come tf on she liked the dude a lot or she wouldn't have done all that??? She liked him. It didn't work. Doesn't mean she didn't fucking like the shit out of him for a fairly long while like she was showing up to his shows and hanging out with him and such like she liked him lmao.

[blazinbeautywrites]

Yooo it's almost 9 am as I'm writing this but by the time I post it'll be well past noon 😂. Anyways I woke up and unintentionally chose violence cuz there was no way I should have woken up thinking bout being fingered on the dance floor by Richard. Like imagine, yall are really good friends with benefits and yall have undeniable sexual chemistry and yall are dancing to a nice reggaeton beat, and while you're grinding up against him his hand travels up the back of your dress. You smile cuz you can feel how hard his dick is against your ass. Anyways you continue grinding on him and you felt him slip his middle finger beneath your underwear. You moan, though he can't hear you. She moves his fingers in an out at an agonizingly slow pace. You look around to see if anyone can see the two of you and notice everyone else is in their own little worlds too. You turn your attention back to Richard who's now nibbling on your neck. "Mmm babygirl. Your so fucking tight...and wet." He whispered in your ear. Before you could even realize what was happening you came hard around his fingers. You collapsed on the dancefloor and Richard told the guys you were a little drunk and that he was taking you home. He took you out to his car and before yall even got inside you were all over him. You'd pushed him up against the trunk and attacked his neck. He loved when you showed his neck some love, especially right underneath his chin. He wanted to stop you but knew once you got going it was impossible to stop you. You finally kissed his lips and he grabbed a handful of ass and deepened the kiss. You pulled away and got down onnyour knees. You looked into his eyes as he watched you unbutton his pants. You pulled them down just enough for his dick to pop out. You could see some precum leaking out and immediately took him into your mouth. He stroked your cheek and told you how much of a good girl you were for taking him so well. You hummed in response and he almost lost it. Watching his babygirl deepthroat him was one of the best ways he could have ended his night. Well other than fucking you of course. You managed to slip him further down your throat until your nose was pressed against his pelvis. Richard loved seeing you like this, tears and makeup streaming down your face and hearing you gag on his dick was top tier for him. You sped up your actions and he felt like he was about to explode. He grabbed your head and fucked your face. He got off hearing your moans and gags. He felt his orgasm coming so he pulled away and out of your mouth and shot his load on your lips, cheeks, and chin. He admired how fucked you looked and smiled to himself.

"Look at you. Covered in my cum. You're daddy's little cum slut aren't you?" He asked. He swiped some of his cum off of your lips and tapped your lips. You opened your mouth and eagerly sucked his fingers clean. He was in awe of you. You never failed to amaze him.

"Now get that fine ass in the car, I'm not done with you just yet." He commanded. You chuckled to yourself, knowing you weren't gonna be able to walk tomorrow. But with Richard, it was all worth it.

[hanii-rose]

Can I ask for HC, if garou get his body switch with his S/O for a day? (I know it's little bit childish 😶. ) have a nice day❤️❤️🥰.

Garou switching bodies with his S/O lmao great idea. And childish stuff is fun so no worries!

And since you didn't specify anything I just made S/O female because it would've been easier to write that way yeah sorry haha

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Switching Bodies with S/O HC

Doesn't notice it at first.

So one morning Garou wakes up with you next to him. He's too tired to look at you so he just walks himself to the bathroom to brush and stuff.

And, here me out, while he's walking he's like 'damn am I missing something... I feel so light down there tf?'

And like, he gets to the bathroom, goes to turn the doorknob and then he sees it.

His hand is so fucking small wtf?!?!

And his skin is so soft htf?!?!

Wait a second, he's gotta pee, but where's that delicious morning wood?

OH GOD WHERE TF IS HIS D?

He rushes back to your room and literally screams.

"BABY, MY DICK IS MISSING!"

So it's been like 2 minutes since you woke up and... does your bed look smaller?

And why you got so many veins up your arm.

Holy shit, you grew biceps in your sleep.

So yeah, Garou comes running in and you're like (・∀・)

And he just looks at you, or er... himself lol

And he finally thinks to look down and sees...are those...?

Fuck yeah, he's got tits!

And holy shit you've got a dick!

Garou being the weird perv he is, prolly tried some nasty role reversal shit but ultimately ended up laughing his ass off as you tried to mimick him

Boy be like, nahhhh I ain't that cute and started laughing as he tried to fuck himself lmao

In the end you get annoyed by his dumb af shit, like he legit went outside and did the stupidest shit in front of random strangers.

The worst part is, you couldn't stop him because you were in his body! What if someone thought you were him and tried to fight?

But yeah he definitely felt up your boobs and ass the whole time. He said he wanted to know the glory of owning a pussy or whatever

He totally owned your body better than you and seduced a hero, but beat them up later of course haha

He kept swaying his your hips in front of the mirror and did the sultriest poses he could pull off, AND THEY LOOKED GOOD TOO.

You on the other hand, tried to figure out how to pee because GURL

But it wasn't all bad for you. You got free boners all day for no reason and yeah lots of kinky stuff went down ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)

The rest of the day was spent trying to do each others shit and figuring out why you two switched bodies in the first place.

Y'all obviously switched back the next day but damn, what a ride that was...

[deadghosy]

HAZBIN HOTEL X ALBERT/FLAMINGO! READER

prompt: after causing chaos in life is paradise, you accidentally clicked the wrong “alt” button.

Oh wow- listen…I’m in my Albert phase guys…so yeah. ANYWAYSSS-

You just got done making your Roblox video as you wanted to exit out of it. You were going for the alt + 4 button only for the alt to look red and shine into your face. The light blinding your sight made you scream as you opened your eyes to see you are in a new area.

…. “Am I in hell…” you said in a high pitch voice. You panicked out a pitch scream gaining weird looks from the sinners. You still kept your human look but as you screamed, the control panel of admins show up. You stopped screaming immediately with an “oh.” And smiled evily

After wrecking most of the pride ring, you felt tired. Seeing an advertisement on tv about a hotel that redeems sinners, you thought maybe you could do some good here. So you pulled out a keyboard and type to teleport to the said hotel

You can go into the wrath, pride, and gluttony ring. It’s pretty real as you have the wrath to destroy things when pissed off. You’re prideful that you can’t be destroyed, and you have the gluttony to eat. A lot.

I can see you just having a small flamingo demon pet following you around. Literally you would make it bite and stab people. You taught it how to do the billy bounce.

The crew most definitely thought you were schizophrenic because you talk out loud as if you were talking to someone 

BIG HEADCANNON THAT YOU HAVE ZOOMIES AROUND THE HOTEL😭

“I start stabbing, now that the lights are out?” “Albert/Reader, please no.” Charlie says holding your arms down. The power went out and you were craving blood.

You’re just a little gremlin :D

Imagine how chaotic it was to not fling someone out of the hotel for fun 😭 LMAO A SINNER FLINGING ACROSS THE WHOLE PENTAGRAM.

“I’m taking away their happiness in a good way!” You say smiling as you drag a resident away from Charlie who seems traumatized. You were like an alastor 0.2 but more happy actually.

LMAO YOU HAVING A BAN HAMMER SO WHEN A RESIDENT IS BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU JUST SLAM THE HAMMER ON THEIR HEAD WITH A “BOOP”

I can imagine you having the same physique as the og Albert. Literally one minute you look like your animal crossing character, and the next thing they know you are some buff Florida man.

“I’m going to make them regret being born.” You said as you clicked an admin that made your skin black with red eyes. The angels came towards you as your cut their heads off.

The whole cast was in shocked seeing a human like you being so powerful with just a panel no one can touch.

“Being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you.” You said jokingly as this toddler was winning uno. The mother ran away with her child as you screamed out uno.

Angel started to rant about what he does for his job and how he basically seller his soul to this moth porn demon. After he told you things what the demon does to Angel. You snapped.

“BITCH I WILL SHOOT YOU!” Yells reader as they cocked their gun. Basically the whole crew has to hold you back as Valentino is pissing himself.

Vox didn’t even know who you were until Valentino started having nightmares and random shadows in his room. (The shadows were you lol) Vox had to look you up and try to find who tf you were. You were a YouTuber. That all it showed up on his feed as he scoffs.

Husk has no opinion on you. He only knows you as that guy with a flamingo. He would sometimes side eye you while you do crazy shit. But matter of fact you two are chill.

“We have different ways of expressing ourselves..” you say to Angel trying to comfort him. “I like this way, he can’t defend himself. And I like that.” You say shooting down a sinner while in battle. Angel dust just side eyes you as if you were actually crazy.

You’re not allowed to go into turf war with him no more.

Velvette has no legit problems with you. Dead ass you and her might be fashion partners. HAVE YOU SEEN ALBERT’S DRIP ON INSTA?! That MAN IS GOOD!

You have so much wanted posters, even you brag to others at how cool you look while destroying someone’s house. All because you were bored.

Charlie is mostly worried for your mental health while Vaggie just knows that you aren’t really the most mental stable in the group.

“STOP DOING THAT! STOP CRYING! What are you a baby?!” You say while smacking away a whole imp baby that was crying beside you on the merry-go-round

Charlie’s eyes widen at what you did. You were like a man child.

I can headcannon you deadass bombed the Vees tower out of pettiness. It was just funny seeing Vox shocked to his damn boots that his home was now gone.

Lucifer made you a duck flamingo cause of how he was trying to be nice to you. He knew you wasn’t a sinner or an angel of sorts. But you were a human that he never seen before. He probably makes you some damn pancakes if you want them.

Lucifer would probably ask if you have a flamingo demon form because you told the crew that you go by flamingo and Albert. You just stood there confused to what this short man was saying. But you just nodded trying to see if you could actually turn into a flamingo.

Headcannon on you just actually helping around by just replacing and changing furniture. You help Charlie with trust exercises as the resident are just confuse at a human being here.

“WHO needs powers, when you have a gun!” You yell excited pulling out a gun from your admin control. You shot downa sinner who was trying to fight you. Alastor just doesn’t see why how your “guns” are more powerful. They don’t even have angelic metal.

Carmilla carmine had seen how you legit shot an angel down with a simple looking gun. It was insane but amazing. She definitely called you down to her place so she can see what your bullets are made out of.

Imagine how you basically see people’s/sinner’s names as if it was a name tag aka username. You would go around saying their name out loud as they look at you scared and crazy. “Hello Hakka!” “How you know my name?!!!!” 😕

Rosie adores you, you may be man child that’s like a gremlin. But you are so sweet and helping. Alastor made you meet her and honestly, it was a great meet and greet. Honestly 10/10.

Headcannon on you and Niffty both killing bugs together. You use your ban gun as Niffty uses a sewing needle. This sweet girl made you a big crown, you better appreciate it.

Alastor had messed with your food making you pissed off. It was the end of the day and you hadn’t eat anything due to not taking care of yourself much. So your reaction was justified when you see alastor’s grins widening.

“I hope you choke on your next meal.” You say as your voice had suddenly boomed across the hotel. It was like as if your mic boosted it, but you don’t have one.

You and Alastor have like a sibling relationship as you two just want to watch people suffer. Literally it’s funny as hell when it’s that one Xbox meme.😭

“MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO CAUSE SUFFERING!” You say trying to get over Alastor’s tall body as he causes chaos in the pentagram city.

Sir Pentious didn’t like you at all. Like he was actually scared at his crazy and psychotic you are at times. But when he saw how calm and laid back you actually were. He actually started to warm up close to you. 

The egg boiz follow you around asking if your pet flamingo could play with them. It was so cute as they play with your pet flamingo.

Cherri absolutely loves you and your destructive behavior. Literally you two are a deadly duo cause you would give her some of your admin powers and take it back.

You once actually set up a limb store, literally you were getting that money✨😈 you had chopped off so much limbs got your deer customers.

I can see you actually taking people’s souls lol. You just take souls for fun and not for contract which leaves some overlords confused and scared of your powers.

Heaven would be scared of you personally. Like you are such a menace, sera sent your ass back to hell. Your human appearance was still the same tho lol.

Adam and you, beef on sight. “Why do you even have that pink bird? What are you, ret@rded?” “No but your mother is.” You said back while flipping him off.

Sera doesn’t like you. Your chaotic energy and your “evil” doing are not prohibited in paradise. She might tell Big G about how a human is in hell in perfect condition.

Emily heard about your presence by sera, she wanted to meet you but then again. You are back in hell. But she hopes to meet you one day.

See, me personally you would rob a bank for fun and then give it to some homeless imps in the wrath ring. It’s just you doing random shit while bored.

I can imagine you turning someone into the hulk. You deadass have so much power that it’s concerning and crazy for the hotel crew and rest of hell. You have alot of powers and you can turn people into some green buff human?!?

[icyharrington]

please make another fanfic i’m horny

omg idk when this ask was sent to me but like damn. this just made me think of how the other night i went through my masterlist and read a bunch of my old fics from like 2-3 yrs ago. which freaks me out to begin with seeing how fast time goes 😭 but yea i was just reading old stuff bc i was feeling nostalgic and depressed and also was curious to see how bad it was. i refused to read some of my older stuff for YEARS bc i remember a lot of them as being straight gutter trash, but i never deleted them bc they had a lot of notes 🤣

one of the fics i read was discipline which i always wrote off as being really bad but tbh it was pretty hot lmao and i thought it wasn't terrible. but while i was reading i also felt super shocked bc of how fucking vulgar my writing was, esp since i haven't written like actual smut in a really long time and i haven't really read it either. but i was legit like 0_0 jfc I POSTED THIS SHIT ON THE INTERNET?! MY FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT THIS BLOG AND I POSTED THIS SHIT?! and then i was like dying of cringe imagining my mom reading my stuff (which tbh is something she would do lmfao)

but at the same time i felt rlly proud and remembered how happy i was when this blog was first getting noticed. it genuinely made me feel so happy and excited and seen and i was sooo inspired and creative which is like the opposite of how i feel now just bc of mental health and life and covid and shit lol. also there hasn't been much material or inspiration for content recently and i don't even talk to anyone part of this fandom anymore so idk what people even wanna read.

omggg and then i got more depressed cuz i also went thru one of my old fic rec lists and realized that like 90% of them no longer existed cuz they deactivated. and it was just bumming me tf out cuz like i spoke to a lot of those ppl on a pretty regular basis and formed friendships w some of them and now i dont even know where tf they are 😭 but damn i wish i had that motivation back like i used to have. the nasty filthy freaky ass smut i used to write made me feel a lot more confident in general and it made me happy having a community of ppl just hyping each other up for being horny 🤣

anyways wtf was the point of that essay LMAOO sorry im a lil stoned and got in my feelings for a sec teehee 🙈

so to answer your question/statement/request,,,,,, hopefully someday in the near future i will regain the inspiration to write like i used to have in 2018-some of 2019. ahhh idk man

in the meantime i guess u can reread some of my old shit.. theres literally so many i GUARANTEE you haven't read them all

[aquariusshadow]

Live-Blogging Legacies 3x08

To preface: This is all my commentary as the episode went on. Obviously these are my initial reactions and include my own personal opinions and I’m genuinely just having fun!

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Why tf is everyone shading MG? 

Hope, I understand being pissed. Grief is a pain in the ass and I fully believe she hasn't processed her parents death properly and that’s why its translating pretty strong onto her feelings for Landon (at least that’s the only justification I’m willing to give for the questionable writing).

But there’s people in this show that didn't say two words to Landon or just have their priorities in order in regards to protecting this school that is actually their home. It literally doesn't make sense for everyone to be this mad at MG???

Disappointed, sure. Frustrated, yes. MG lied about the ascendant=definite grounds for negative emotions but not enough to ignore and ostracize the poor boy.

Thank you Lizzie for being Hope's voice of reason about Landon, again.

MG's reasoning is so sound. I genuinely feel for him.

Holy shit this would have been the perfect Mizzie scene. Why didn't they write Lizzie sticking by MG???? It actually would've been good and would've tied into her earlier comment to Hope about Landon being her blind spot. I'm not even mad but like this is just another reason why I don't ship Mizzie lmao.

OH SHIT SHE DID. Finally something that made sense with Mizzie (although this still feels platonic...I don’t like how she’s the only one tho, instead of, you know, Kaleb....)

HOSIE?! TF?! Fucking finally got a Hosie scene

so....noooooooooow Lizzie decides to treat MG like a person because she realized he's been a good friend to her.(guess we're really pretending last weeks episode never happened....which i'm not complaining)

ALARIC NO LIZZIES’ NOT IN LOVE WITH MG WTF GOD. If we HAVE to go down this route then just hint at Lizzie liking him okay?  I’m getting really tired of everyone telling Lizzie how she feels. Ik at this point it’s technically established she likes him but come on...

You know...imma need to rewatch the Hosie scenes to figure out a proper opinion on those

so. lizzie decicrated MG to save Josie. Listen I don't have an issue with that in terms of Lizzie’s characterization for Josie. I really don't. (now for Lizzie and MG...) But you really expect me to ship those two after that and with the rest of the show behind that scene.

You wanna know what that Mizzie scene confirms? Lizzie won't ever put MG first even when it comes down to it. Should they get together that's just another issue that's going to keep coming up.

ALARIC NO IM TOO TIRED FOR THIS SHIT STOP SINGING SHUT UP AHSJDFALDS kaleb you have a beautiful voice never stop singing

hope. let. go. HOLY SHIT LET GO. no...dont tell me hope went through with it. wow we really went from back in season 2 with hope choosing to save lizzie and josie OVER landon, to this.

*handon hug* something's not right here. i don't trust this.

Okay...Lizzie...just because Josie is your sister, doesn't mean you can continuously treat MG like this... Obviously family is a big role and I don't blame her for trying to save Josie but like...MG doesn't deserve to keep dealing with the same thing over and over.

omfg is MG leaving....???

Poor Josie, I can't imagine how genuinely scared she was before finding out she had no black magic in her system after helping Hope.

Hope you better worship the ground Cleo walks on for dealing with your shit.

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Okay I’m legit gonna write another meta about the Mizzie stuff and Hope’s entire situation because I have thoughts that need to be properly expressed. Overall, I didn’t hate the episode, but, like. Idk. I enjoyed commentating though!

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 03.04.21 lb

aryan is literalllllllly the fuckin dumbest. zero peripheral vision or gut feels.

lmaoooooooooooo yeah right, i’d like to see you shoot at vansh bhai, aryan. i really wanna see this lololololol.

lo aa bhi gaya vansh. (fuck he looks good in this shirt!!!!!! damn my stupid hormones making me horny for the absolute baaaaaaaaare minimum.)

ANGREEEEEEEEEEEE ZINDA HAIIIIIIIIII BHAGWAAN KA LAAKH LAAKH SHUKAR, MAIN MAHA MRITYUNJAYA JAAP KARWAUNGIIIII ISKE NAAM PAR

vansh [seeing an obviously shot angre]: angre, kya hua???

samosa khaate waqt ketchup kandhe pe gira diya........... DIKH NAHI RAHA HAI KI GOLI LAGI HAI TERE CHUTIYE BHAI KI WAJAAH SE?!?!!?! ANGRE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN A FUCKING RAISE, MY GOD.

plan ke hisaaaaaaaaaab se. god i hate all the men in this show so much. angre honestly, why are you suchhhhhh a chaaatu for vansh’s ootpataaang plans?!?!

anyway long story short, vansh saw aryan spying, went and replaced all of aryan’s bullets with blanks, and sent the sms about riddhima being alive. LMAO DOES THAT MEAN HE ALSO CONNED A COOL 2 CR. OUTTA ARYAN?!?!!?! ASDKSADJLASKDJLKASDJKAS GOOD JOB, VANSHHHHHHHH.

angre like why i had to die for this tho???? oh angre, you sweet summer child. do you know NOTHING about your bhaiyya/bhaabi’s amaaaaaaazing relationship????? you think he’d give up a chance to emotionally manipulate her like this????

how’d the dumbass finalllllllllllllllly figure this is real riddhima tho??? also he has fully made his peace with treating his PREGNANT WIFE this way huh????

ishani/siya having a girly convo about siya’s “date”. ishani’s like “was it sizzling, burning, sensational?”

uhhhhhhhhh siya, if you’re feeling all these things, you should go see a gynaec. sounds like an STI to me.

this is a very creepy convo ishani is leading, about how far siya got with vyom. who wants such specific sexual details from their sister????????

asalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskljk ishani is like “men are like goats [....] they’re dumb. and women are powerful.” can’t say i disagree.

anyway this convo is really dumb and cringey and i can’t take it anymore. inke bhaiyya ka chutiyaapa dikhao, instead of this nonsense. 

angre is over the moon ki this is riddhima bhaabi itself, unaware that boss is fuming ki uska chutiya kat raha hai.

6 ghante 6 ghante 6 ghante blah blah blah FUCKING OUT WITH IT ALREADY

the only time i like vansh as a person is when he’s smirky over buddhu banaao-ing aryan. 

idhar aryan ne aake chugli kar di sabke saamne.

yeh anupriya ka kya hi chakkar hai, idgi. is she fr on vansh’s side now??????

riddhima khud entry maaar rahi, to prove aryan right.

everyone except siya’s reactions are like ugh, this bitch again 😒😒😒

LMAO VANSH/ANGREEEEE LOST RIDDHIMA AND SHE REACHED HOME BY THEN

ouff 10 min of dadi’s mafia queen reactions nonsense now.

lo vansh bhi aa gaya.

ASALKJDLASJDLSKAJDLKSAJDLKSAJDLKSALDKJLAS DADI STANDING ON THE STAIRS PULLING THAT KHAANDANI RIFLE ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LEGIT LOSING IT LMAO.

ALSO ISHAANI IS STANDING BEHIND DADI, FULLY FOR IT. BAGAAAWATTTT KII PYAARI BEHENAA NE!

riddhima trying to interfere to save vansh (why???), and dadi’s like STFU B.

lol vansh playing stone cold stupid, like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

he’s spinning yarn after yarn ki “YEH riddhima hai, WOH jisko maara woh humshakal thi. MERA PYAAAAAAAR WOULD NEVER GIVE ANY OF US DHOKAAAAAAAAAAAA.” pftttttttt.

vansh breaking it down for the truuuuuuuuuuuuuly stupid, ki he shot a girl who had riddhima’s face, she was dead, aryan confirmed it. now there’s a riddhima standing in front of all of them. thus............???????

bechaara aryan. bachpan mein thode aur badaam khaata toh shaayad itna bewakoof nahi hota.

lollipop girl is nodding appreciatively at all this drama; she’s honestly the most relatable character here. if i was a houseguest here, main bhi roz roz mazze looot rahi hoti in chutiyon ka.

le aryan ne phir bandook taan di riddhima par, to get her to uglofy the truth. ab toh isko pakka maar padne waali hai. remains to be seen by whom. hoping it’s vansh as per usual, but i shall take dadi also.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDDHIMA’S LIKE ARYAN HAD KIDNAPPED ME. OMFG LOLLIPOP LADKI’S EXPRESSION AT THAT. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY VANSH/RIDDHIMA’S DEVIOUS ASSES.

anyway riddhima flipped the whole damn game and is like dadi, aryan wanted to make you distrust vansh and that’s why he did all this and lmaoooooooo even vansh is a little stunned for a second or two and then jumps in and starts haan mein haan milaao-ing with wifey’s story.

ARYAN LIKE HEIN HEIN HEIN HO KYA RAHA HAI YEH SAB?!!?!?!? HAAAYE BECHAARA. SO SO STUPID HE IS. 

riddhima rubbing it in reallllllllll good in front of dadi ki aryan tried to killllllllll meeeeeeeee!!!!! and now aryan’s like bitch imma kill you both istg and got the gun on them.

LOLLIPOP LADKI’S AMAZING FACES LIKE GO ONNNNNNNNN, DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT, SIR. LMAO MAN I LOVE HER.

ASLKADJLAKSJDLASKJDLKSAJLDKJSLAKDJLAS DADI’S GOT HER GUN SET ON ARYAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!! honestly, this whole family is just so fucking dysfunctional, there needs to be a wholeass team of mental health specialists monitoring them and writing case reports about them at all times.

vansh trying to talk aryan down and got shot in the arm for it. pehli baar aryan ne zindagi mein kuch sahi kiya hai.

LOLLIPOP GIRL IS HORNY AT THAT ALSO. MAN SHE’S SUCH A WHORE FOR DRAMAAAAAAAAA AND I FULLY RELATE TO IT.

oh goddamnit. he didn’t get shot. coz aryan sucks at aiming, just like he does at everything else.

ASLKJFDSLKJFLSDKJFLDSKJFLKDSJ VANSH STALKED UP TO HIM AND WAS LIKE “TUMHARA NISHAANA HAMESHA SE HI KHARAAB THA” AND GAVE HIM ONE SOLID SOCK TO THE JAW FOR THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone make rrahul trim his damn beard, that thing is like a foot off his face. there must be whole ass beehives and civilizations inhabiting it.

aryan passing by dadi and is like you’re making a big mistake believing vansh/riddhima and their lying asses. and what did he get for that? one jhaapad from dadi also. lol. just not his dayyyyyyyyyyy, man.

LOLLIPOP GIRL’S SMIRKING AND HAS HER ARMS CROSSED AND I LEGIT ONLY CARE FOR HER REACTION SHOTS IN THIS SHOW NOW, LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE.

oh shit dadi is throwing aryan out the house. does he have anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy skills to fend for himself outside this place? he’s gonna die in like 15 minutes.

dadi warning vansh ki if aryan’s baat sahi nikli, she gonna murder his and riddhima’s asses too. hey vansh??? now would be a good time to take your 5000 cr. and fuck off outta this crazy house rn.

riddhima can’t stop reliving angre’s death.

vansh’s here and just sooooooooooo cool about it. shouldn’t that tip her off?!?!?!?!

she’s like BITCH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PSYCHOPATH, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS DEAD AND YOU’RE LIKE MEH????? HE DIED FOR YOU.

ohohohohohohoho ofc, he’s like he didn’t die for ME, he died for YOU. you and your dhoka are why he’s dead. today angre’s dead, tomorrow it’ll be me. waaaaaaaaaaah bhai. amazingggggggggg manipulation only. you should write papers and give TED talks about it, that’s how much of an expert you are at this.

do not tellllllllllllllllllllllllllll me she falls for this shit. pls god do not.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HER BRAIN FINALLY WORKED!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’S LIKE IF ARYAN’S SUCHHHHHHHHHHH A POOR SHOT THAT HE COULDN’T HIT YOU WHEN YOU WERE LIKE 5 FEET AWAY FROM HIM, HOW TF DID HE GET ANGRE RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART FROM SO FAR AWAY?????????? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIS, THIS THE KINDA SHIT I’VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE FROM YOU FOR AGES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

lol vansh is really pushing on the 6 ghante thing and she’s like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it now.

toh ofc he has to resort to sexy fuckery and pulls her under the shower to seduce it outta her.

riddhima don’t think with her pussy no more. she’s like you want the truth????/ i gotta confirm some shit first. took the gun (which he’d taken from aryan earlier) and left.

yup she went outside and found a blood ka packet. lolllllllllllllllllll vansh ki khairrrrrrrrrrrr nahi ab.

sopping wet saiyyaan is like what youuuuuuuu doing??? and she pulled the gun on him. bwahahahahaha. sis not so much of an idiot anymore.

LMAO SHE SHOT AT HIMMMMMM AND HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

she’s like bitch you and your lies and your dhokasssssssssss.

oh dang she fully called out his game, from sending aryan to manipulating her into being guilty for angre’s death. MANNNNNNNN, WHY DIDN’T WE HAVE THIS RIDDHIMA FROM THE FUCKING START????????????

oh now he’s gaslighting her about the dhoka. he’s got some nerve. i swear to god he’s asking to be shot for reals.

she’s like you know what, i woulda told you, but now, after all this fuckery, imma take it to the grave. bwahahahahahhahaha, i love it. exactly what my petty ass would do.

challenge challenge challenge and tashan waala walk-off. lol, what’s the point, tum dono ko jaana toh ek hi kamre mein hai.

ishani’s freaking the fuck out at angre’s haalat. oh damn. she really does love him!!!!

angre’s all mehhh, it’s part of the job, and OMG YES ISHANI IS LOSING HER SHIT AT VANSH BHAI’S CONSTANT CONTROL OF THEIR LIVES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“tum pehle mere husband ho, phir unke bodyguard!!!!!!!! HE HAS TO UNDERSTAND HIS LIMITS!!!!!!” OMGGG  YESSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEENNNNNN BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND. LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITH YOUR BOY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idhar riddhima and vansh seem to have made up???? she’s waking him up cheekily, and he’s all “good morning to youuuuu too, my love. 😏😏😏” they fucked in the night, for sho.

he’s like is this love or repentence for yest? and she’s like bitch tf i got to repent for????

lmao the way she’s staring at him as he drinks his coffee makes me think she’s poisoned it. or spat in it, at the very least.

standard pulling and falling and sexy stuff. lol these two are so dysfunctional. constantly trying to sex the other into submission. at least it’s more equal now, than just him making all the moves.

yeah, she’s doing all this shit to protect him from some shit FOR SURE. ugh yaaaaar. oh well, at least she got some chracter development outta it.

lol he got mad at her for not melting at his do takke ka seduction. son, you thought a bloody forehead kiss was enough? we’re not saying SHIT for less than 3 orgasms.

riddhima cooolyyyy regarding jeeta-jaata chalta-phirta angre, who thankfully has some sharam for his actions.

she’s like don’t worry, i’m not mad at you, i know vansh put you up to it; and he’s like yeah you know i have zero self respect when it comes to vansh bhai. he says jump, i ask how high.

and she’s like you’re your own person dude. and i hope you’ll one day realize that and do what you think is right, not just what vansh tells you to. DUDE I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DIDN’T GIVE US THIS RIDDHIMA TILL NOW. 

asdkljlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlaksjdlkasj vansh speaking chinese was really not necessary but....... lol ok.

wtf even is this black box, dude?????? like.............. you know what, idec anymore. nothing in this show is worth wasting brain cells over.

snort, vansh assures his shady business friends that the black box is in safe hands, and instantly riddhima comes and picks it up from the table.

some sultry talk about love and war as they keep taking the box from each other. lol man you’re both so fucking lame.

anyway he put it in the safe and is being patronizing to her, and she’s like be careful at how you play this........ “kahin meri dukhti ragg pe haath na lag jaaye....” OH DAMN. DUDE. I THINK SHE’S LOST THE BABY OR SOMETHING. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT’S HURT HER MASSIVELY TO BRING ABOUT SUCH A DRASTIC CHANGE (OTHER THAN THE SHOW MOVING FROM TV TO ONLINE)

asldkjsaldjlskadjlksadjlksajd she’s threatening to tell dadi that he played this whole farce in front of her and he’s like U WOT MATEEEE

anyway both of them smilingly fucking each other up about 6 ghante ka raaz and how the other one will lose. man, y’all need SO MUCH THERAPY.

riddhima’s here talking to stupid shunya fucker; and he’s just laughing and talking about his stupid saxophone.

he’s all only the two of us know about this deal we have, no one else in the worldddddddddd knows......

and she’s like actually................................. there’s a third person.

cut to: MY DIL JAAN JIGAR KA TUDKA KABIR, STILL IN CHAINS, SCREAMING RIDDHIMA’S NAME, AND GROWLING ABOUT HOW VANSH WILL KILL HER WHEN HE FINDS OUT HER SECRET.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. why did she have to tell vyom that kabir knows? now vyom’s gonna try and kill kabir for sure and i want the reverse to happen!!!!!!!! please god gimme some #kava love where vansh saves kabir from vyom to make up for that one time kabir saved his life from chang!!!!!! i just want my two boys together!!!!!!!!!

precap: same old chutiyapa. vansh got her fingerprints off a glass to open her phone; she tries to steal the black box from his secret room and he catches her. abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaaar. 

[bring-vlad-back]

Yet another book review: The Rise of Vlad (The Seeker #3)

Hello comrades and comrades! Here’s a review of a book @vladvodashitposts and I started reading together but I decided to finish powereading it for CONTENT.

The summary is quite true to the book let’s start with Vlad’s favorite place in the world, the USA.

Ah yes, the return of horny descriptions.

The classic vampires hate werewolves yes yes.

At this point the shifter (Nita) got stuck in a trap and Vlad helped her by giving her his blood. I’m sparring you the horny descriptions as she was found naked...

Ah yes, she is in the famous CASTLE DRACULA in ALASKA

Ah yes the good ol’ sadistic kidnapper Vlad.

At this point she left CaStLE DrACuLa to go back to her Shifter territory or whatever and then... uh... Vlad... Vlad ordered her to. Well. Touch herself and she did. You have no idea how many scenes I’m sparing you. Then another shifter (Miles) asked Nita to marry him, she refused.

Now Vlad has a vampire meeting at CasTLe DraCULa because he killed a vampire to save Nita at first and, well.

Nita went to see the Shaman of her clan to get Vlad’s blood out of hers but for this she needs to go through a test which consists in staying alone in a forest for 5 weeks or smth. Except, she fell asleep, had a porny dream, and woke up naked. So she thinks that Vlad did the deed.

Nita is in wolf form, ready to fight him, and

Is this your idea of foreplay?

oh my god just shut up

So now they’re fighting and... Consent who? He literally is threatening her and forcefully kissed her I-

yum yum women are property.

Jealous Vlad

I wonder how Vampires were created in this wor- oh. oh not so much anymore.

Ok so now Nita is going to have her blood drained and forcefully replaced by Miles blood and he will be her mate for life. He legit threatened to kill her MOTHER if she refused to do the ritual and hoho savior toxic Vlad came just in time to save her and kill everyone else!

Now he turned Nita into a pseudo horny Vampire by giving her more of his blood and they’re trying to save her mother from Miles. Also he never ate steak oof sad life

This review is bland because every 2 sentences there’s something sexual Tumblr won’t allow. And even when it’s subtle, the ridiculous amount of horny makes it unbearable.

The Kiana clan is her clan and she told multiple times that she didn’t want them dead. Having your vampire bf threatening to kill them all is so romantic tho.

Softboi Vlad is NOT allowed.

Ow outch owie the edge. 2009 facebook posts by your 12yo cousin vibes

I swear to goD did Vlad just said that in the middle of a sex scene?

Listen, I don’t want to put all the NSFW screenshots here because you don’t deserve that pain but...

LMAO WHAT IS THIS??????? HER SCENT? IN HIS??? ok. After this they live long to have half vampire half shifter kids and will love each other for eternity. I’m not kidding that’s how the book ends. Reminded that they met like, 10 days ago.

Also, have a little compilation of his vampiric abilities because who needs diversity in their writing?

Well, my thoughts on it? It was basically a porn novel. Every chapter, they had sex. Graphic sex. Every time they looked at each other, the descriptions were NSFW. Their relationship is ridiculous, they have nothing in common but the SMEX. And once again, tf is he doing in Alaska? Castle Dracula? If you want to write a porny novel, go ahead, who will stop you. But oh my God why Vlad? They could’ve made their own lil sexy powerful vampire but they HAVE to put Vlad in every time uh?

Ew. Congrats if you made it so far comrade, more books reviews are to come 🌟

[bluu-m0on]

So I just got caught up with my hero academia

(just the anime and the movies, i’m gonna read the manga soon)

YES. THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR ALL THE SEASONS. 

NOTE: all of these are my opinions and commentary throughout the show. Don’t hate me for it. 

Warnings: cursing, caps lock, hate at first sight, mentions of abuse

basically my thoughts on each season:

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

s1  (it was aight, they made the exposition dumps fun)

- this is fun, there’s a lot of exposition, but its aight!

- Lowkey All Might’s a bit overbearing, but LORD THOSE MUSCLES LMAO

- OCHAKO YOU CINNAMON ROLL

- I don’t like Aoyama, he’s annoying.

- Thought I’d hate Iida at first, but he’s fine, would simp 8/10.

- I hate Bakugo in this. PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE DEKU.

- TF WE GETTING AMBUSHED IN THE FINALE?! YO.

- KICK EM TO THE CURB PLS.

- Tsu’s weird, but she’s growing on me.

- oh OH HOLY CRAP MINETA COULD ACTUALLY BE MORE THAN JUST A TOKEN PERVERT THANK GOD.

- FUCK YOU SHIGGY. YOU CHILD.

- AIZAWA YOU FUCKING LEGEND, I SALUTE YOU.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

s2 (Moar world and character building)

- Aight its dueling time bitchessssss

- Bakugo’s less annoying thank fuck.

- YAS 1A actually putting him in his DAMN PLACE WITHOUT GETTING VIOLENT.

- Ochako could potentially crush bakugo if he was any dumber.

- holy shit bakugo’s actually smart. I’ll give him that.

- So far Mineta’s still hasn’t crossed a line, i guess that’s good?

- DEKU IS CLASS THERAPIST CONFIRMED. BLESS HIM FOR BECOMING TODOROKI’S FIRST OF MANY FRIENDS.

- Fuck Endeavor. Someone pour water over this oversized stove. Man needs to chill.

- Restraining Bakugo physically may be a bit too much, but then again he himself is too much.

- Tsu’s internship is probably one of the most fun I’ve seen. Bless that seal boss, Bless the crew.

- Momo and Kendo got lowkey scammed lmao

- Bakugo with a 2010 bieber cut. IM DYING.

- IIDA WENT FERAL OH NO.

- Stain is LEGIT creepy. CREEPIER THAN SHIGGY I’D ARGUE.

- THANK YOU STAIN FOR PUTTING SHIGGY IN HIS PLACE.

- PLS HELP IIDA POOR BOY JUST WANTS TO LIVE UP TO HIS BROTHER’S NAME

- well the crime rates definitely not gonna go down any time soon.

- the legal actions taken actually MAKES SENSE HOLY FUCK.

- INKO YOU ANGEL. DEKU YOU SHIT PLS TELL HER.

- Yaaaaas they’re gonna go traaaaain! CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FANS ARE GETTING FED TONITE BOIS.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

s3 (well that escalated quickly.)

- oh OH GOD. BRUH. I did not expect this to be THIS dark early on JESUS CHRIST.

- HOLY CRAP MY CHILDREN HAVE GROWN SO MUCH ALREADY IM SO PROUD.

- Is this bakugo’s dad? does bakugo actually have a stepfather??? or is this a fan??? idk.

- KICK HIS ASS DEK- OH SHIT DEKU GOT DECKED

- lowkey annoyed at the kid, but AT LEAST HE’S HELPING.

- Is this why Dabi has a LOT of simps? he powerful, but creepy. he’s aight so far.

- MOMO YOU BRILLIANT WOMAN.

- AIZAWA’S A BADASS AS USUAL. LOOK AT THAT MISDIRECT. WHAT A LEGEND

- POOR TOKOYAMI.

- SHOJI OMG PROTECT THEM PLS YOU LEGEND.

- AOYAMA WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL. OH MY GOD.

- oh SHIT GG BAKUGO. SEE YOU IN A FEW EPS BOI.

- and so the concept for “Villain Bakugo!” was born.

- WOAH THE PRO HEROS ACTUALLY DO SHIT THAT ISNT JUST FOR PLOT CONVENIENCE.

- AIZAWA CLEANS UP WELL.

- tf is up with the media press characters in this show? they’re literally in the show for me to hate.

- All for One is genuinely terrifying. 

- Shiggy’s not as bad as I thought he was. He’s still a child tho.

- DAT SAVE. ALL MIGHT. THAT WAS EPIC.

- BRO THAT ARC. I’M SHOOKT. THAT WAS A HELL OF A GOOD ARC. ONE OF THE BEST EVEN.

- Aight, All might’s time is up. They’re gonna get gradually fucked now.

- All might is actually SUPER endearing. Just retire dude, you deserve it so much after everything you’ve gone through.

- Why is Bakugo suddenly likable now....?

- so they have dorms now. NOICE.

- AOYAMA’S VERY LIKABLE NOW.

- MINETA’S GENUINELY ANNOYING NOW.

- I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF IN THE EXAMS.

- SHE’S CREEPY.

- Y’all the provisional exams are much more crazier than i thought.

- I hate the people who were against Momo’s team. they’re annoying.

- DENKI YOU’VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN BETTER AT TACTICS AND COMBAT SKILLS. I’M SO PROUD.

- eeeeey! not everyone passed! 

- BAKUGO KNOWS. OH SHIT.

- all’s well that ends well???

- Is endeavor actually going to get some redeeming qualities? still hate him, but at least he’s doing crap for the greater good??? aight, i’ll take it.

- MIRIO YOURE KIND OF CREEPY.

- Nejire’s got that uwu and power tho.

- Tamaki’s a huge mood.

- guess its gonna get darker in season 4

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

s4 (Pretty good, Solid season.)

- Nighteye’s fun.

- DEKU GOT ACCEPTED BC HE DIDN’T RUIN THE LIMITED EDITION MERCH LMAO.

- SAVE THE CHILD.

- ITS RAID TIME BOIS

- LET ERI FREE YOU SHITS.

- Chisaki’s despicable and arguably much more worse or on par with Endeavor. fuck both of them.

- TOGA AND TWICE ARE ADORABLE. PLS LET THEM HAVE A SPIN OFF.

- KIRISHIMA’S GETTING HIS ARC. MY HEART. I SIMP.

- TAMAKI BETTER NOT DIE LIKE THIS. HE DESERVES JUST AS MUCH RECOGNITION AS MIRIO.

- GO GET HER MIRIO.

- FATGUM YOU SOLDIER. YOU ABSOLUTE GEM OF A MAN.

- KIRISHIMA YOU’VE GROWN SO MUCH AAAAAA.

- Lowkey would have wanted more time with the gang before Chisaki took over. They’re much more interesting setting-wise.

- I get that villain backstory he’s got going on, Chisaki’s an abuser. I can’t get on his side especially with all the warnings.

- Chisaki’s op. the power of drugs compels him.

- There’s no way Nighteye’s gonna live after this. He’s BUILT THO.

- Eri is the only thing that’s keeping Deku from overpowering himself and dying in the process. Eri and Deku best tag team confirmed.

- DADZAWA. JUST DADZAWA. GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD HE’S EASILY ONE OF THE BEST HEROES. 

- Well Nighteye’s still kick- oop. nvm. 

- DID I REALLY JUST SIMP FOR A DYING MAN AS HE’S DYING? IT’S THE HAIR I SWEAR!

- Chisaki getting amputated and getting his karma is deserved even if it meant that the LOV’s gonna bring hell in this. 

- AIGHT SCHOOL FESTIVAL TIME BITCHESSSSS~

- Finally some normalcy after everything.

- Why put Gentle criminal in just now??? AFTER SUCH A BIG ARC TOO?? La brava’s design is cute, but hunh???

- Ghad, she school festival drags because of the conflict. The episodes arent bad, they’re just very weak follow-ups especially when nearly all of the arcs from each season so far hit hard for the plot and/or the characters. 

- I would have liked these episodes more if it was a TV movie or a special episode, for the sake that the show’s “feel” would be more consistent. (I’ll talk about this in another post.)

- just want my children to be happy, is that too much for me to ask?!

- “Hero Too” is a BOP. I’M PROUD OF JIROU.

- ERI IS PRECIOUS. 

- MIRIO DONT MAKE ME CRY NOW.

- LOOKIT ALL THESE PRO HEROS

- can’t believe I simp for a birdman now. THE MAN HAS CHARM I’LL GIVE HIM THAT.

- yo... is endeavor actually taking All Might’s advice??? Man’s toxic, complicated as hell, but the only thing that’s making him likable is the fact that because All Might stepped down, he’s not as competitive anymore and actually fights because that’s what he’s supposed to do. Man’s might be mending for his fucked up mentality and actions, and I appreciate that, but he’s still an abuser regardless. 

- At least he’s gotten better...-ish???

- can’t blame Hawks for looking up to Endeavor tbh. It makes sense for his character.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

[starrynima]

history modc: episode six

favourite moments

this episode was a roller coaster ride and i have sO much to talk about

so umm... lusun fucked in the gym bathroom. i don’t know what else to say lmao

boxiang whispering i love you was good™

n e ways, we continue on with the bike date that kinda turned into a stargazing date which is fine with me (sorry the pic is blurry af my internet is dying)

they stopped at an overlooking of the city and haoting sets up these lights and honestly i cry because when will i ever have a good bf like that

then they start talking and xigu shares how he likes to talk to the stars because he thinks his parents are there somewhere with the stars and it’s so private and intimate

they’ve come so far from being enemies to becoming two people who trust each other so much i wANT TO CRY

then he asks haoting if he believes and haoting holds his hands and says “i believe you” and my heart just bursts with joy

xigu: i’m gonna study the stars” haoting: that’s zoology (lmao dw guys he’s still a dumbass)

haoting saying he wants to work hard and study in the same department as xigu

surprise cheek kiss + another soft kiss

also this shot of them looking at the stars together is so fucking beautiful and perfect. we all know the confrontation with haoting’s parents later in the episode is gonna happen and this scene was basically them telling xigu’s parents about them (the history writers went off on this scene and gave us this amazing symbolism)

yooo haoting got second place in school!! i can’t believe xianggu are really THAT couple that are respectively the 1st and 2nd place. what a power couple.

haoting’s thank you speech summed up: “yu xigu”

lmao xigu walked in on the squad trying to strip boxiang but he doesn’t even look shocked

then he questions them and haoting is all like “yeah! wtf are you guys doing?” as if he wasn’t the one who told the squad to start stripping boxiang eye-

the look of betrayal

and ya’ll!! xigu and and haoting are the type of couple that holds hands and ditches their friends hahahaha

okay ya’ll know what happens next so let’s break it down to my favourite little moments even though the whole thing is amazing in it’s own right (get ready for A LOT of screenshots)

the FIRST thing that xigu does when haoting sits on top of him is caress haoting’s thigh and leave his hand on haoting’s waist aaaaAAAAHHH

“ i really wanted to kiss you just know.” he made his intentions clear and gave xigu a moment to decide

the way xigu looked up and down at him before kissing haoting first made me SCREAM tF (seriously though, i love that in their very first ‘intense’ kiss, xigu was the one to kiss first)

ya’ll the smiles in between the kisses *chef’s kiss*

xigu sitting up while haoting sits on his lap as they make out?? sign me tf up

ya’ll can you believe haoting is a power bottom and xigu is a soft top (if u disagree fight me) (jk i’m weak)

the way haoting stopped and pulled away to let xigu know with his eyes that he wanted to do more and then xigu started unbuttoning haoting’s shirt

xigu feeling up haoting’s pecs. what a mood.

THIS SCREENSHOT IS GOLD and is haoting’s mom’s pov lmao + the shoulderrrr

the way haoting jumped on the defense for xigu when his dad was busy screaming

also haoting being mad about his dad saying that liking boys is shameless and not normal. thAT’S MY BABY.

i interrupt the angsty bullet points to let ya’ll know that when boxiang’s cousin was spraying zhigang with his water bottle, i spent a good five minutes giggling about it

he hella salty that they fucked in his gym’s bathroom and honestly if i were him, i would be salty too

also him, showing up at zhigang’s store, to give condoms hahahHAHAHA

and when a customer arrived, zhigang hid the condoms so fucking fast lol

now let’s commence with the angst

it’s not really a fav moment per say as it did make me cry so bad (i always say i’m crying but this time, i had legit tears streaming down my face) but can we talk about haoting and how amazing he is and how in love he really is

“call out and stop him and tell him ‘don’t be scared, i’m right here.’ but i couldn’t” this line really hit me and the way his voice cracked made my heart crack

and the sister just wiping his tears and being there for him. like she knew she couldn’t really fix the problem as it’s obviously not up to her so instead she sat there and listened to him and made sure that he knew someone was on his side ugh they really are sibling goals

haoting hesitating on saying “i can say i don’t love him” because he does love him and saying he doesn’t is hard

also him breaking down at the thought of xigu giving up on them

can i just point out that song weien’s performance in this was so good and hella heartbreaking

and of course, last but not the least, xigu showing up at haoting’s house to declare that he is not giving up on them. i talked about this scene on this post and shared my kind of analysis

in conclusion: i love love love this episode with all my heart