#I literally work in software/IT
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
If you dial 1-866-584-6757, you can leave an audio post for your followers.
Text
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NICHE?!?! He’s like. The most famous English language war poet there IS!!!!!
#swearing#discourse#geochemistry meme#poetry#poll#Wilfred Owen#I literally work in software/IT#and have a degree in engineering#this isn’t niche!!!#this isn’t even an English major thing wtf
152 notes
·
View notes
Text
BETTER CALL SAUL!
#this was mostly a test run on procreate dream!#its pretty good but it has a LOT of room for improvement#which i know the developers have been working on since the app is still technically in beta!#but hey i did this in like 3 weeks while working a full time job and also working on other art so#its pretty damn powerful software#good shit if you use procreate already!!#literally the biggest flaws rn are a lack of selection tool an undo/redo button and#and the app itself has a tendency to crash or slow down if theres “too much” going on#like i had to delete all but one of the preloaded animations just so the app would run smoother while i worked#so its still very clearly in its early phase but its good and im excited to see what the developers will do with it#ok review over#better call saul#saul goodman#bcs#jimmy mcgill#breaking bad#animation#brba#video#procreate dreams
751 notes
·
View notes
Text
Guess we’re homeless now :(
Take two of this post because the last one didn’t loop properly and it bothered me.
#Also making this literally took ten years off my life since the quality would tank every time I tried to export it#i ended up just screen recording the frames and using another software to convert it to a gif#but oh my god did it cause such a headache#this is what dream buzzing his head does to people 😔#if it still doesn’t work im gonna krill myself#dreamwastaken#dream
288 notes
·
View notes
Text
The second part of my Life Series/PUNCH by Authoheart series is done! This time, we’ve got Factories and the Bad Boys. I hope you enjoy!
#life series#trafficblr#traffic smp#limited life smp#grian#jimmy solidarity#smallishbeans#the bad boys#my edits#my art#autoheart/life series project#i had a lot of fun with this one except for when my editing software got stolen from me right near the end#i literally had all the text except the speaking captions done#and all the video was inserted i just needed to resize the last few parts of grian’s verse#and then i couldn’t work on it for like a week and the file was potentially lost forever because the government hates me#what a time
57 notes
·
View notes
Text
ok i blocked him but also i really do hope that guy gets to a point of like, not hating himself so much. like, if you're in the kind of relationship that requires you to be perfomatively totally cool with your own mistreatment and complicit in your own oppression/silencing, that'll fuck you up. i too used to think misandry was a personality trait and loudly hating men was praxis, and then I got out of a bunch of shitty interpersonal relationships and bad situations and learned that bioessentialism is Bad, Actually.
#also lol at the idea of#'trans men don't have unique problems get off tumblr'#like... buddy#i was pregnant#as a man#did you know that standard birth monitoring software at hospitals doesn't work if the patient has an M gender marker?#like it literally does not work the system cannot do it.#that software monitoring your vitals and your contractions and the baby's vitals#cannot be connected to a patient's profile if they're marked 'male'#what is that if not medial transandrophobia?#and that's just one thing#for fucks sake
48 notes
·
View notes
Text
why are they so hard to draw
#i started sketching this instead of sleeping so im miserable at work today 👍#im a professional adult#ahsoka in particular is so difficult#the pain she is giving me...#i dont have a good reference of the angle so its killing me#will redo her face for the 4th time when i get home🫡#might have to fall back on the art class method of posing for my own reference photos.. which will haunt me#literally the biggest thing thats stopped me from drawing for 4 years was having to show those pics and drawings in front of class#i wasnt even an art major/minor i shouldnt have to suffer like that 😭#i type into my silly little keyboard everyday making silly little software all day#anyhoo here is a preview of some girls being girls#this is just the super sketchy phase so hopefully it looks better on another pass#im mostly posting this now so i force myself to finish it 🫡#私��#barrissoka#ahsoka tano#barriss offee#my wips#star wars
61 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dropping the reveal of my main operatives through doodles because why not 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
Here’s their appearances in game as well :>
Close-ups:
#watch dogs#watch dogs legion#WDL#art#traditional art#doodle#do operatives technically count as watch dogs legion OCS?#if that’s the case then#wdl oc#Their names are Harold (right) and Jim (left) and they’re my favourite operatives out of the 10 I have#I have a total of 14 hours played into them collectively idk what that says#anyway legion actually slaps idk what everyone else is on about how it’s bad and ruined the franchise#if anything it characterises how ctos works in different parts of the world considering it went global#same with Tokyo in the watchdogs Tokyo manga#also I find the whole ‘anyone can be a hacker’ concept kind of interesting#how you can play as anyone#there’s also literally no excuse if you say ‘they don’t know how’ bc dedsec has a software that they use to get into the stuff#said software has literally been utilised in the first in second game#anyway#how tf does ctos 3.0 exist?? considering the stunt Marcus pulled in San Francisco#shouldnt blume be facing some form of scandal over this?? how are they still going after everything has technically been brought to light??#while we’re talking about Blume and for those who read the hashtags#CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW BELLWETHER WORKS ASIDE FROM RIGGING ALGORITHMS???#BECAUSE HOW CAN SOMEONE GO INSANE FROM IT??#it’s literally confused me ever since watch dogs 1 and I haven’t found an explanation for it#anyway yap session over
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
He’s always there,,, watching,,, screaming to the void,,,
#ImpulseSV#every time I go to the left corner he has something to say ✋#anyways picking this animation up to finish this one bit so I can say I accomplished /something/#I want to badly to be an animator but knowing NOTHING of how to use this software is killing me#tf is tweeting and why does it only work for two seconds before killing itself#tweening**#wtf are these brushes#why is every frame suddenly a full 16 frames that I have to adjust EVERY TIME#what the hell are key frames#how do I even put one frame between two#but it’s better than flipaclip for the sole reason I can use more than two frames and don’t have to duplicate a frame 10 million times#for a still frame#anyways hopefully maybe one day I can actually animate well#that’s my literal dream
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
an hour into using obsidian and like what do you mean this was always available and free to use AND NOBODY TOLD ME
#life irrevocably changed#its especially fun for me because back in school when i didn't have a laptop and wrote on my ipad i used this notes app called bear#and it was also markdown based and has very similar structuring obsidian#so using it felt so right. and so easy#BUT LIKE ITS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER GRRRRRR BITING MY TABLE RN#when i realised i wanted to use something software to keep track of things in the same place#i was initially thinking notion. but a) i really do not think it'll work for me because its reminiscent of a bullet journal and ive made#many bujos in my lifetime and i NEVER used it for actual productivity shit#b) their intro page literally describes the software as an ai powered workspace. i don't fucking think so#no thanks but i don't need that energy in my life rn ❤️#anyway idk why i am writing an essay on the tags WHEN I COULD BE DOING IT ON OBSIDIAN BABYYYYY GNNN#shut up al
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
how proficient do you have to be with software to be allowed to put it on your resume?
Like, I can't airbrush model photoshoots or make convincing 3D landscapes with photoshop. But those tumblr posts where you see an image response and you're like "lmao this post wasn't great but that reply killed me"? It's me. I'm all of those. I'm so fucking good at editing memes you guys.
how can I make shitposting a marketable skill
#my words#this isn't looking for serious advice#I'm just joking because I realized#after making a stupid meme edit#that it's all I use this $400 software for#(software that I definitely 100% for sure paid $400 for directly from Adobe)#also that's not true I also used it for crime#well “crime” idk#I made fake doctors notes for my friends to call in to work#and I made fake call records in Dialpad for my job so I could claim I made a call when I didn't#“bitches will literally defraud documents instead of making a phone call” it's me I'm bitches
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I think my teacher should give me 100% on this assignment because I cried for like an hour and a half over it because it wasn’t working.
#and im only halfway done with it#I literally followed the tutorial to a t#and it still wasn’t working#because mastercam is an evil software that wants you to die#and even if you do it exactly as you’re told it won’t work#and so I pretty much sobbed for an hour and a half#and still didn’t figure it out#but I just did it a different incorrect way and said whatever I don’t even care#I don’t even know if I’m gonna ask about it I’m just so frustrated and overwhelmed#but he grades so harshly and It’ll bring my grade down way more than it should#im just so frustrated and overwhelmed and I need this semester to be over#I’ve got like 3 weeks left but I honestly don’t know if I’ll make it#rambling#phever dreams with phantom
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
the other day someone at my job asked a financial question with numbers that made no sense and it turned out the ‘evidence’ they linked to was a screenshot of asking chatgpt. today i learned that some people used gpt to file their taxes. guys i don’t think we’re making it out of this one….
#not like literally filing via chatgpt but using it to reformat data and so on. i mean idk i guess if you check carefully it didn’t fuck up#but at that point just. do it yourself it’d be easier.#or asking it about the tax code (lol. lmao. maybe it’ll be right! i don’t know and neither will you)#i work in software these people are theoretically tech savvy. these are simple problems computers (not LLMs!!) are designed to solve#what are we Doing here.#…i feel honor bound to disclaim that this is not about my coworkers whom i like and who have a healthy disrespect for ‘‘‘AI’’’#but random people i don’t know on other teams
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
about 1141 flashback to itakura and haibara: mhmm ok ok ok ok this is how the sound of wind can still win.....;;;;;;
#...sound of wind - which i havent been writing in 2 MONTHS ;;; (but at least i got the mystery/plot out & only need to wrap up the action)#i am guessing that 1141 confirms first of all that the Creepy Baby might have been the boss?#which would make 'the sound of wind' super canon-compliant and make it work well with the itakura software subplot#so long as the boss ...still has a conscience and ability to think#but if he had a conscience would he have been crying like a cat....?#so that's a bit of a question mark and does lean more towards vermouth working with someone else to get the boss back#to normal#(since she HAS been texting the boss. very often. if he was an actual baby...he cant do that so it'd have been someone else)#at the end of the vermouth arc the boss' text to vermouth said 'come back to my side'#which would have worked very well with the idea of a babyfied but still conscious boss tho#moreover that is also how the aptx has been functioning so far: keeping the brain intact. and it feels more believable that#the org would keep moving if the boss was still aware and with a will.#if the boss was completely gone in conscience would vermouth play the game so diligently for him?#when she actually wishes for a silver bullet?#so far i would Hope for a conscious baby then#in which case...the sound of wind would still be canon compliant...#and if not...i guess i'd have to make a few very small tweaks to make it stay canon-compliant (mostly the bit about#'would such a behemoth of an organisation move so diligently in the same direction in the hands of a heir?')#...maybe all i would have to do is remove the word 'unlikely' that came after#my fics#furukaza#i should write those last few chapters. literally only some action left...
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
It is genuinely a weird feeling to have been tracking AI development since 2014 and seeing all the people just find out about it in the past 4 years because the same people that will call you a horrible degenerate for going anywhere near AI are literally the same people who praise Tiktok for its algorithm and they don't even know. They don't even *know* what the algorithm is.
#personal post#i looked it up and now algorithm aren't 'technically ai' anymore#because the type of ai we think if now is different from the type of ai they use in algorithms#but... ai is also just a marketing term anyway#what we call ai Isnt even ai officially because its not intelligent. objectively.#its dumb as fuck ngl. lol#thats not what intelligent means here but anyway#but yeah the tiktok algorithm the YouTube algorithm#literally anything that has the word algorithm in it#the software used in editing programs to remove background noise (i think)#the software on photoshop that edits out background but not in the “remove all pixels 50% related to this color pixel” way but the#“determine what is not a person” here way#thats all ai (im pretty sure)#and they dont even know.#because they weren't an insane kid like me who liked to watch algorithm videos and math videos on YouTube#do you know how many fucking chatbots ive talked to???#ive put too much info about how that shit works into my head its stupid#but yeah i watched the fucking blobs build a civilization get on my fucking level#no one is going to get that reference. literally no one.
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
nnnnggghh are these ppl fuckling stupid wtffffff
#i cant fucking beieve it oh my goood!#so ive sent 3 emails and called them twice - my doctor's office#i need 3 documents from them for my health insurance so my top surgery will be covered#so 2 documents of these are just results of test they've done. easy roght. zhey hv these pdfs ready sitting somewhere in their software#i even added the dates the tests were taken so they could easily find them and just add them to the reply email and send it to me#the 3rd document is an evaluation so that might take some time to write. maybe 3 hrs max if my doctor rly puts his whole pussy in.#i don't hear anything after a week. i send a 2nd email. i hear nothing so after 2 days i call. the nurse on the line says it's being taken#care of. or smth along these lines. i hear nothing so the next monday i write a 3rd email. i hear nothing. today it's been 3 weeks#since i first contacted them. i call them again. the nurse tells me they sent everything in the mail last week. why tf are you sending it i#the mail instead of just replying to my fuxcking email???? anyweay then the nurse says oh it looks like we sent you only 2 instead of 3#documents. she tells me she'll send everything in an email today. i hang up i get dressded i rush downstairs to check the mailbox.#the letter is there i rip it open. it's only 2 documents. like. WHAT. i made an indented list numbered 1) 2) 3) in my email so it would be#easy to spot that i need THREE documents. how tf can you think oh yeah the patient wants 3 documents. but i'm putting 2 in the enverlope no#this is right and im not making a mistake now. anyway after 2 hrs i get an email w 3 documents in them. i finally feel relief bc my#health insurance wants that shit until next tuesday. mind you i reached out to them THREE weeks ago and i contacted them 5 times in total.#i open the files. only one (1) document is actually what i need and it's one of the lab tests. the 2nd lab test i need is not there. instea#there's a completely different lab test. from a different year (i literally wrote the fuking dates so they knew which tests i need!!!)#the evalutation i need which i thgoiught might take a max of 3 hrs to write is 2 sentences long. it doesn't address the actual issue that i#need evaluated. it took you THREE wekks to write 2 sentences that are WRONG??????#are yiou fuckihg stipouzds!! am i going insane like wtf is going on#i can use this to wipe my ass but not to hand it in for the health insurance!!!! *screams*#now i sent them another email (the 4th email) asking them to send me that test results that i need. i added the full name of the test#and the date it was taken. even checked my calendar to double check i got the right date. these ppl probably fucking hate me now#but. do your fuxking job!!! how can you not read how can you take 3 weeks to add 2 pdfs to an email and then one of them is the wrong one!!#idk what's going on but i suspect maybe they don't hv the results? maybe the tube was lost in the mail or it was too little blood to do the#test or the lab couldn't do the test for other reasons. but if this is the case. why do they not fucking tell me that?? l#like we are all adults i get that sometimes stuff doesn't work out or mistakes are made i promise i'm not mad (initially) i just want to#work together w you to find a solution#same w the evaluation. i suspect the dr doesn't hv the expertise or he can't fucking read idk but if he doesn't hv the expertise#instead of not replying for 3 weeks and then writing some 2 sentence bs that has nothing to do w what i need. you could've just told me you
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
I just nearly spent $90 on veilguard before clocking that once again a game is not available on mac and im sooo annoyed now. I could have sworn that I’d looked into this and seen that it would be available but clearly that was a dream. sigh. I was hoping I’d have something new and fun to focus on but nvm that!
#thanks for nothing BioWare#I’m so irritated rn#dragon age#like I know the others weren’t but there’s plenty of other recent games that are available on all PCs so come on#the amount of mac gamers literally fking begging for any scrap lmao#why should I have to pay out the ass for yet more software just to make a game work on my fking computer
5 notes
·
View notes