#I love bojack audios

[lovelyamneris]

“Suddenly it’s as if every atom in his body is being split apart by a hot knife. The Osirian voice inside of him is quiet, as if being smothered by something else, and for the first time since he went mad he wished for it to come back. Rufus screams. Whatever is inside of him screams. He’s not a god. Rufus is mortal and he’s dying.” -Sibling Telepathy on ao3

[starrsarchive]

"i'm still here"

"why?"

"i don't know, i'm a fool i guess"

[invisiblerambler]

Bojack horseman is a really beautiful show but Jesus christ I forgot about the utter lack of subtlety. Yes some of it is very thematically beautiful and not obvious but a lot of the monologues that go viral on tiktok from that show are people just saying exactly what they feel which is fine but since I haven't rewatched it since it came out I forgot how much it just kind of sits in this very particular kind of sadness and self pity that frankly doesn't appeal to me very much anymore. It's just so self important about like your own trauma in a way that is frankly exhausting. It did something for me at a certain point in my life but I think if I tried to watch it now I would find it frankly unwatchable.

It's not because I don't have empathy for the characters but the way in which the world is portrayed in that nothing will ever change or get better I can't live with that kind of worldview anymore.

[spaceistheplaceart]

still thinking about what wouldve happened if that phone call went through. constantly thinking about it.

TRANSCRIPT AND ID UNDER CUT:

Young Stan stands in a blizzard. He's clutching his duffel bag strap and looking down.

Stan: "and then I woke up one morning and I had this voicemail."

Young Ford stands on his porch, leaning in the doorway with a hand over his face. He's unshaven, sweaty, and has marks on his hands.

Ford: "Look, I-I wasn't in the--"

Stan bitterly grins at Ford.

Stan: "you were happy on the voicemail. You sounded happy."

A shot of Ford, possessed by Bill, at a payphone. The cord is twirled around his fingers and he's grinning very wide.

Stan: "or smug or proud of yourself, or whatever you wanna call the thing you get that's the closest to what normal people call happy."

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "or lightly sardonic or glibly nihilistic or however you'd describe that thing you get that's the closest to the emotion that normal people call happy.")

Ford looks apologetically, tiredly, down at Stan.

Ford: "I'm sorry."

Stan: "And you were talking about swimming. I'm going swimming, you said."

We see Ford possessed by Bill at the payphone, leaned up against it casually and grinning.

Stan: "Since nothing matters anyway and you ruined my life, I might as well go swimming!"

A camera, recording, is seen. The shot zooms out to see that the camera is recording possessed Ford at the payphone. He's looking at the camera, smiling.

Ford: "I'm so sorry."

Stan: "I might not ever come back, so if you don't hear from me, I just want you to know it's because I never loved you."

We see Stan yell the last few words at Ford, face flushed and upset. The shot zooms out to show the two of them, Stan in the snow and Ford on his porch. There is distance between them. They are in a blizzard. It's silent for a few seconds.

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "Since nothing matters anyway and nobody cares about me I might as well go swimming, right? Call me back if you don't want me to go swimming! Otherwise I'm just going to assume you don't care.")

Stan looks down. Ford looks away.

Stan: "I thought you were dead."

END ID/TRANSCRIPT

audio from the final episode of Bojack Horseman

[petpetpinixy]

i love extremely goal oriented cat women

audio is from s6 e13 of bojack horseman

[lowkeyrobin]

MCYT with a reader who would literally get into a fist fight for them?? Literally, if someone even looks at them wrong reader will throw hands. It's literally that meme (Random person) "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH" (MCYT) "it don't bite" "YES IT FUCKIN DO-" I'm sorry I'm feeling silly 😔

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS PROMPT AND THE REFERENCE TO THIS MEME LMFAOOO OH MY LORD BSHWJRHEJJAJW ; very vine oriented so I apologize. you threw me into a loop referencing that

MCYT ; "anytime, anywhere, I'd beat a bitches ass for you"

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, slimecicle, quackity, & foolish gamers

warnings ; language, talk of blood/injuries, physical fighting, vine cringe because I got very carried away and you can tell

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he was one of those kids in high school that made light offensive jokes but would never fight anyone over anything, he's not a violent person at all other than in his jokes

but God forbid some random person look at you two weird in public, you're on their ass

you're more offended that they were judging Tommy at all, you couldn't care that they were judging you

"sorry, do you have a problem?" You squint your eyes at the person, "me and my boyfriend are just trying to shop and you keep following us around and staring, like, can I help you?"

just a teenage Karen

yall do take it outside when the motherfucker follows you out and begins to record you

you beat this fuckers ass to a PULP

Tommy's just holding the few bags of stuff you'd purchased staring down, jaw on the fucking floor like "Oh my God wtf do I do"

he had the vlog camera on so he kinda got it all on video before he pulled you away from the person

yall sprinted the hell away bc the security guards were running towards yall 😭😭

#neveridentified

#the person admitted guilt anyways and said they were planning to hurt you so no point in trying to track yall down for self defense

#i barely know the law shush

RANBOO

they just kind of accepted that you were like this

"I do not endorse violence unless you are y/n. I can't make them un-violent. I have tried, they're a vicious guard dog now"

hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla when you enter the building

yk the free style dance teacher vine? that'll be ranboo out in public and someone will stare at them all weird and you'll glare back

"walk away, walk away" you mumble, watching the person hurrily walk away as they see you like glaring daggers into their skull

your dynamic is the one vine that's like "Oh can I have a sip of your water?" and "It's not water or vodka, it's vinegar" "bitch what"

then you'll go make angsty edge lord posts to the one bojack horseman audio "I'm not a violent dog" and insert a clip of you beating the shit out of someone in high school

FREDDIE BADLINU

you post the "look at all those chickens" vine on your Twitter everytime you see a hate comment made for one of you

you love instigating fights w people online it's the funniest fucking thing

if you don't know how to reply to some dumbass edgelord response you'll just spam the guacamole vine until they shut up

"wait, why does y/n have so many soaps?"

"MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUISNESS DAVID"

Freddie's response to your violence is usually the saxophone seal vine. he genuinely laughs everytime he sees you fighting w someone online

sometimes you'll stream it while you wait for a response and while you're fighting online trolls who've been brainwashed by Twitter

"You're gay?!?!?!?11??11"

insert the "ms keisha dead" vine and the battle is over idk what to say

fight fire with fire I guess

NIKI NIHACHU

she hates yet loves that you'd fight ppl for her

oh, someone treated her wrong? you'll be trending on Twitter for fighting the person

#y/u/n will literally be at number 1 for a week

people edit the fight too

she appreciates it though, even though she doesn't exactly like to promote violence, she'll accept it from you

"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just a little... nervous around people sometimes"

"nervous? girl that mf is SNARLING at me"

you'll see a post that's like "me when someone tries to start shit w my s/o" and reply with the "hahaha I do that" vine

when I tell you she CACKLES reading online fights with people 😭🙏

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

"get the F off my yard!" proceeds to have to drag you away from situations where someone's actin a little funny in a /neg way

he genuinely thinks you fighting people for him is funny

he'll tell the stories on stream and to his friends like "dude they fucked this guy up, I honestly feel bad for laughing"

honestly most the time it's people victimizing themselves

like that one meme where the lady very obviously and fakely falls over that bench on LIVE TELEVISION.

he's your biggest supporter

he's the old guy from that one vine of the kid singing "Oh wait a minute mister postman" and he does the whole ass high note

"here's y/n fighting someone for idk what because they're talking to the police 😋"

you're a problem at this point

QUACKITY

you've physically fought so many wild racists for him it's crazy

he'll gladly cheer you on

"AHHHH COME GET YO DOG BRO HELP"

"Oh it don't bite"

you proceed to bite the bitch

online fights are usually responded w the purple teletubby twerking meme

"L don't be a weak ass racist pussy next time"

you fight Logan Paul for some reason??? Twitter drama mostly

don't worry quackitys there to watch

17-3 don't worry... ehehehrhahahha

when he tells you that you need to stop instigating fights you send him the "They ask you how you are but you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine" meme BAHDNHAHA

FOOLISH GAMERS

"YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE? IM OUTTA HERE" vine in a nutshell with you two. I can't explain this but it makes sense I swear

"whatd you do to your eyebrows?" meme except its "Whyd you fight that person!?" "I don't really know!"

Twitter fights are like "and they were roommates!" "ohmygodtheywereroomates" I swear to fucking god

you love instigating shit with Twitter trolls

when you stand up for him/reply to edgelord haters for him he replies with the "country boy I love youuuuuuu" vine

"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!" vine with the law and order intro is literallt how physical fights go

let's just say some stalker edgelords tracked you guys down at the streamer awards...

HE AND PUNZ GENUINLEY CHEER YOU ON

here you go trending on Twitter again

[punkassissy]

[id: artwork of a black, wolfish-dog's head drawn in charcoal and heavy pencil. the dog is predominantly obscured by a bold, horizontal black streak that runs across the middle of the piece, covering most of its face. however a single, expressive eye peeks out from the darkness, creating a striking contrast. the rest of the dog's silhouette is roughly outlined in white. end id.]

welcome to my blog. i'm a werewolf among other things. call me conner :]

he/him - physical nonhuman/p-shifter, aka not a therian but i use those tags for reach - DID system - muttpunk, beastpunk, cripplepunk *** byi. i reclaim faggot and cripple. my blog will contain insects and witchy things. this blog is seizure friendly and all visual/audio content will be described

i piss, shit and vomit on exclu. im pro-liomogai, endo, good-faith identities, etc. all cops are bastards, trans rights are human rights, love wins

small dni: zionists and terfs. otherwise following me is your call, i dont mind who you are or what you like *** interests (per alter). conner: horror movies , video games, especially fps and indie (sally face, postal) , adult animation (south park, bojack) , metal (first wave thrash, heavy, power, speed etc, fav artists include judas priest, anthrax, motoerhead, accept, rainbow, iron maiden, manowar) , punk-rock , invertebrates

min*: esoteric books , candles , witchcraft (sigils, crystals, self-love spells, meditation, tarot, glamour magick, protection magick, pyromancy, sea magick, runes) , vampire squid , horror movies/games (until dawn, fran bow, texas chainsaw massacre) , makeup , cherry-flavoured everything , music (mix of witch house, dark wave, grunge, goth, metal, pop and more)

*min's personal sideblog is @prncsspuke

[chaifootsteps]

Chai you know that one audio on tik tok that goes something like:

“-I’m never really going to love you, you know

-I know

-So why are you keep insisting to spent time with me

-Because i love you, isn't that reason enough”

This audio is literally Bojack and Mr Peanutbutter if they tried to have a romantic relationship

I'm fine, I'm not crying, it's fine.

[msftsnmemes]

BOJACK HORSEMAN STARTERS.

unassorted taken from several audios & clip compilations. TRIGGER WARNINGS for mental health issues, alcoholism, suicidality, depression, drug abuse, and various other heavy topics that the show covers.

you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you're a selfish coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a sh*t about who he hurts.

things don't become traditions because they're good, bojack. they become good because they're traditions.

you were born broken; that is your birthright. and now, you can fill your life with projects, books, movies, and little girlfriends; but that won't make you whole.

i don't understand how people live. it's incredible to me that people wake up every morning and say: 'yeah, another day, let's do it.

in the grand scheme of things, we are just tiny specs that will one day be forgotten. so it doesn't matter what we did or how we'll be remembered. the only thing that matters is right now. this moment.

believe it or not, the time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses; it merely matches forward.

there's no such thing as good and bad people. we're all people who do good and lousy things sometimes. all we can do is try not to do bad stuff and more good stuff.

the world is unforgiving enough as it is. the least we can do is find a way to forgive each other and ourselves.

when i almost drowned, i decided i would never again be weaker than water.

there will be times when i will see someone in trouble. you'll want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them.

but you must stop yourself because there are some people you can't save.

because those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.

life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra for many people.

sometimes i feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures.

that's the problem with life, right? either you know what you want, and then you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and then you don't know what you want.

my life is a mess right now, and i compulsively take care of other people when i don't know how to take care of myself.

always take every opportunity that comes your way because opportunities are like sneezes from god, and when god sneezes, you can't say god bless you to god. so instead, you have to take the opportunity.

sometimes life's a b*tch, and you keep living.

you can live your whole life like a puzzle, put together from the pieces of different sets.

but at some point, you start to think it's you. you're the piece that doesn't quite fit.

and you spend so long with that feeling that the feeling becomes your home.

and it can be jarring when you discover one day that you suddenly don't feel that way anymore. at first, you don't trust it, but then, gradually, you do.

it's not about being happy; that is the thing. i'm just trying to get through each day.

i can't keep asking myself, 'am i happy?' it just makes me more miserable.

i don't know if i believe in it, real, lasting happiness.

all those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and tv shows? i don't think they exist.

you know, sometimes i feel like i was born with a leak, and any goodness i started with just slowly spilt out of me, and now it's all gone. and i'll never get it back in me.

i've had a lot of what i thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.

loss is a collaborative art between the people who leave us and those who remain. we dance with the shadows of their absence.

one day, you're going to look around, and you're going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. and that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

when i was your age, i got sad a lot. i didn't come from such a great home, but one day, i started running, which seemed to make sense, so i just kept running.

when you get sad, you run straight ahead and keep running forward, no matter what. people in your life will try to hold you back and slow you down, but you don't let them.

don't you stop running, and don't you ever look behind you. there's nothing for you behind you. all that exists is what's ahead.

i'm this close to falling off the deep end. i know i'm smiling right now, but the light inside me is dying.

i need to go take a shower, so i can't tell if i'm crying or not.

loss is a collaborative art between the people who leave us and those who remain. we dance with the shadows of their absence.

settle. because otherwise you're just gonna get older and harder, and more alone.

you're going to do everything you can to fill that hole with friends, your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn't get filled.

i know i'm not the perfect guy. i actually kind of hate myself a lot of the time. but when i'm with you, i don't hate myself.

i like being around you, and i don't know if i ever told you that in so many words, so i'm telling you.

same thing that always happens. you didn't know me, and then you fell in love with me. and now you know me.

everybody deserves to be loved.

one day you're going to look around and realize that everyone loves you, but no one likes you, which is the loneliest feeling in the world.

when you look at someone through rose-coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

it's so easy for you to love me when everything's good.

it's important that you know i cared. you think i didn't care because i put up walls.

but i cared so much about you. i wanted you to respect me.

i wanted you to love me. i was so afraid that you would know that.

the universe is a cruel, uncaring void. the key to being happy isn't a search for meaning.

it's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll die.

i don't know what to tell you. i'm happy for the first time in my life, and i'm not going to feel bad about it.

it takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn't have to be that way.

only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.

do you ever look up at the stars and feel like they're tiny holes in the sky, sucking out all the oxygen, and suddenly you can't breathe because you're thinking about how small you are and how meaningless it all is?

it is so cruel to let people love you. all you are doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.

there is no shame in dying for nothing. that's why most people die.

not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

it gets easier. every day it gets a little easier. but you gotta do it every day — that's the hard part. but it does get easier.

fool me once; shame on you. but teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled for the rest of my life.

i bought into this idea that i was this thing that couldn't be changed. the main thing i think about is how stupid i am that i didn't do this sooner.

i wasted so many years being miserable because i assumed that was the only way to be.

i don't want to do that anymore.

i understand that feeling of needing to bottle up your guilt and not burden other people with it.

you think you're protecting them from your toxicity. you convince yourself that you're being selfless, but it comes out in other ways and infects everything.

[yourbabydol1]

Introduction:

Hi, I'm Louise, I'm french so please forgive me if my english isn't perfect. Tall and slender with modelling aspirations, aries, horny but shy, technically a virgin

kinks: daddy kink, praise, nice hands, breeding (don't want to actually get pregnant tho), cockwarming, overstimulation, spanking, choking, muscles <3

you can call me: princess, darling, pretty girl, kiddo, angel, love, baby, good girl, + anything in that vein

you can't call me: anything "mean" (ex: idiot, bitch, ugly, stuff like that) (bad girl is acceptable if you want)

dni: men above 50, actual pedophiles, minors, creeps and weirdos, misogynists

stuff i won't do: audios, nudes, socials, feet kink, gross stuff like vomit, scat and all that

my interests: stardew valley, the sims, adventure/ fantasy books, fashion, makeup, getting into yoga and pilates, watching movies

fav movies/shows: black swan, mean girls, the talented mr. ripley, pearl, the menu, midsommar, the witch, got, queen's gambit, bojack horseman,

honorable mentions for stuff i like: i have no mouth and i must scream (the short story, i haven't played the game), junji ito's works, maths and physics, pedro pascal & cillian murphy

i’ll block you if i don’t like you and i won’t do anything i don’t want to

other than that, feel free to interact <3

[noneknxws]

here take something I heard and thought “hey. character I like.”

—

“I have to!” Purpled argues, his grip tightening on the worn-out leather on the hilt of his sword.

“Why?” Tommy retorts, voice raising to the same volume as Purpled’s, but it’s more curious than annoyed.

“Because, if I don’t, that means that all the damage I got isn’t good damage,” Purpled’s hand loosens its grip on the sword, and his shoulders sag slightly, his posture wilting. “It’s just damage.”

Tommy stills, wanting to reach out, wanting to do something. Usually he’d interrupt with something, anything, a hug or a soft reply. This time he lets Purpled say what he needs to.

“I have gotten nothing out of it,” Purpled continues, “and all those years I was miserable was for nothing.” He gestures with his free arm to nothing, and Tommy can practically feel the pressure building up behind his friends eyes. “I could have been happy this whole time! And played outside with my dog, and been cheerful, and popular, and had a good brother.”

Purpled takes a breath, voice trembling, “is that what you’re saying? What was it all for?”

—

Diane :( that’s where the original audio is from btw, Bojack Horseman (I love that show)

[bngrc]

So I like watching Mandarin dubbed animated series, because 1) the dubs use simple language that's generally much easier to understand than the audio in native Chinese media and 2) it's less unsettling than hearing a dub voice come out of a real person's mouth in live action media.

But annoyingly, very few of the more interesting, more mature animated films/series on Netflix offer Mandarin Dubs.

In fact I think the only adult animation I've seen on Netflix with a Mandarin Dub is the League of Legends series.

Love Death & Robots has Malay, Thai, Japanese and Vietnamese dubs, but no Mandarin. Same for the Castlevania series, the Witcher cartoon, Bojack Horseman, The Way of the House Husband, Devilman Crybaby, Yasuke, etc.—they all have dubs in a bunch of languages, including at least a couple East/South Asian languages, but no Mandarin dub.

Why??????

Tired of watching kids stuff.

[otrtbs]

my tiktok has been filled with that one audio like "Oh Bojack, there is no other side, this is it." with that one Pink Floyd song. This is relevant btw I'm not just telling you this. But it's gotten me thinking a LOT about death you know and because of this I wrote this little 5k oneshot about "the other side" and all the marauders characters kinda meeting each other there in a way. I wrote it in one night and haven't gone back BUT now I'm editing it and I found this one part that sounds like Christmas Proceeding the End of the World... (there's also a little art heist baby reference but that's for another time) AND it's also paired with a little women reference so of course I had to share with you

"Stars sometimes fall from the sky, crashing into oceans and moving mountains. Forming craters in the earth’s crust, screeching horrific sounds, making their final moments known. Every single person alive will know it has fallen, will know it has died. They will stand in their front yards gawking at the sight, their hearts beating through their chests. They’ll get in their car and speed down the highway, refusing to die in their hometowns. Or lay in the grass holding their love ones tightly praying for a revival. When some stars fall it’s the end of the world, and no one knows what to do. But Regulus goes quietly. Drifting himself to sleep underneath the rushing of waves. His star flickers in the night sky and goes out, just like that. There is no warning. There is no last goodbye. He was there. And then he wasn’t. His star falls and no one points and stares, no one grows fearful of the end of all things. They look to the night sky and see it like they always have, like nothing had changed at all."

omg omg regulus beth variant!!! regulus beth variant !!!

this is so good!! and sad!! i love it!! the line about not wanting to die in your hometown hit me like a TRUCK oml that's so good. love love the apocalypse end of the world stories !! <333

[autisticempathydaemon]

Thank you for doing this! And also thank you for making me aware of the personality tests hehe :))

I got equal amounts type 4 and type 8 on the chart and I’m an INFP. (I don’t know what these mean I hope it isn’t bad 😭)

What is you go to way to fall asleep?

A lot of the time I stay up so late that I fall asleep without even meaning to but if I can’t sleep then sleep aids or sad music do the trick more often than not. And if we’re talking about positions I always sleep on my side with like one leg up. I know it’s bad for your back but it’s sooo comfy.

What redacted boy holds no appeal to you and why?

Ollie is probably my least listened to. He seems like a really sweet character but I just can’t seem to get into his videos, I would say it might be because they’re more mundane than the others but my other two least faves (out of the love interests) are probably Gavin and Vincent so that doesn’t add up.

Tell me about the one book/movie/tv show you know all the words too.

Bojack Horseman. I think the shows really clever and I often find myself rewatching and finding new details every-time. I think it’s a bit of a comfort which is strange since the main character is basically always in trouble for something but a lot of the characters talk about relatable things that I’d never seen anyone else mention before.

If you had to change your name what would it be and why?

Laurie. My mum wanted to name me that when I was born but my dad didn’t like it. I prefer it to my irl name so probably that. I’ve also always liked the name Parker.

Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted too?

Huxley. I’m not too sure why I think it’s cause he’s so easy going. I love camping and also find myself a digging holes a lot so that could also be a reason lol but if I could hang out with any redacted character it would definitely be him.

Which song are you fixated on and why?

The boys are back in town by thin lizzy. There’s not a specific verse or anything it just came on randomly whilst I was running and now I can’t stop listening to it I’d completely forgotten it existed.

Do you have a go to thing you ramble about when tired?

If I’m tired I tend to not be very talkative at all. I prefer listening to other people talk but if I am in a rambling mood it would probably be about things that happened irl or Animals.

What is your favourite of redacted audios and why?

Besides my favourite characters entire playlist. I’d say either the inversion or Aaron’s sleep aid. I really like the inversion I just think the story telling and emotions are amazing and you get to hear so many different characters. And there’s just something about Aaron’s sleep aid that make me feel happy. I think it’s the way Smartass falls asleep in the chair with him.

I hope this isn’t too long and if you have a lot to do don’t worry about skipping this one! Happy time zone friend!!

Hmm, this was a thunker, since Four and Eight are a really interesting combination. What I think they have in common is an intelligent independence, a self-reliance that Elliott could really work with.

Both Fours and Eights seem to be characterized by a strong sense of identity- they have an unshakable confidence in who they are and who they want to be. Elliott strikes me as an excellent partner for this type of person, because he’s very supportive and loving in his own genial, earnest way, if you know what I mean? He would be neither overbearing nor neglectful. Elliott would just always be by your side, encouraging and kind and ready to support you however and whenever you may need.

Additionally, I think you and Elliott would like a lot of the same things~ You mentioned loving camping, which reminded me of the dreamscape he made with the campfire by the lake and made me picture of the two of you going together, fighting over who gets to control the aux cord on the way there. I can also see him coming over on another normal Friday night and ready to settle in for a night of watching your favorite show together.

Song:

I want the world in my hands/ I hate the beach/ But I stand in California with my toes in the sand/ Use the sleeves of my sweater/ Let's have an adventure

Elliott strikes me as a The Neighbourhood boy, and I cannot put into words why. He just is. I like this song for him in particular because the vibes and tone of it are so romantic and dreamy (pun intended). It’s the kind of song on the kind of playlist he’d have for your nights together- chill, lo-fi kind of tunes that would play while you talk through the night or fall asleep together.

Runner-Ups:

Damien was definitely a contender for runner-up. Other than the Enneagram type, where I think of Damien as a Six, I think y’all have a lot of similarities like your sleep hygiene and the type of shows you like. James strikes me as another good match because of his stable, solid temperament that I think would match well with a thoughtful, independent partner.

Note: thank you so much for waiting! The long distance bf flew into town, so I’ve been distracted, but I’m hoping to get back into the swing of things 💕

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[amoschaos]

My bad same anon here I should’ve been more specific

I’m talking about the comic you made of blue and yellow where Blue is thanking Yellow for something and then stabs her. Is there context for this or is it just some stuff you made up? Either way I love me some angst so it’s great

Oooh you mean the most recent comic

Yeah, there is context. I'm currently thinking about other comics to follow it up, but it'll mostly be a lot of scattered pieces I'll let people clue together afterwards

The comic itself though, the most recent one, was inspired by a Bojack Horseman audio I stumbled across, so the dialogue is fitted to that

[sleepiestslooth]

i saw a tiktok earlier today that just annoyed me to no end so now i’m going to rant about it

it was using an audio from what i can only guess was bojack horseman where it’s his mom talking about this book he wrote that mentioned her (and i think how awful she was i didn’t watch the whole video it annoyed me so much)

but anyways this person used that audio and pretended it was misako talking to lloyd and pretty much implying that lloyd saw her as an irredeemable heartless mother who never cared for him and it Bothered me so bad

like i understand what misako did, abandoning lloyd at a boarding school, was bad and not a good choice on her part

but she’s not an irredeemable mother. yes i fully agree she was forgiven far too quickly but that’s the fault of the writers presumably just wanting to keep the story going and not dwelling on the emotional effects of her actions (because when has the show ever done that with anyone lol)

i don’t think lloyd hates his mother, i do however like to believe he was uncomfortable around her when they met again and afterwards. besides the initial abandonment misako’s never done anything to purposely harm or upset lloyd, i haven’t watched past s10 yet so idk how she is past that but what i do know is she cares about her son more than anything. she had her own reasoning for abandoning him because she wanted to help him and garmadon

i will forever fist fight the writers for how they wrote her character in s2 because she deserved better treatment. i wish her and lloyd’s relationship was strained for a smidge longer just so they could properly talk out their feelings. lloyd has every right to be upset at misako but i do not think lloyd is someone who would hold a heavy grudge like that for his whole life, even going as far as to actively despise her

that’s not who he is. lloyd loves his family and i’m so annoyed at everyone who paints misako as this malicious person when in reality she just wanted to protect her son and did what she thought was reasonable at the time