#I love that cheeky bastard

[luverleaver]

Josh said WHAT to a fan 👁️👁️👁️👁️

[spoopy-sloth]

I haven't seen one for these two and thought why not lol.

[katsumiiii]

hobie brown x fem! reader

i feel like hobie is such an unjealous person (which technically isn’t a word but idrc!). like he’s so secure within himself and his partner to where he knows and that he’s as good as it gets. and usually when someone says that it’s such a turn off, but with hobie it’s a subtle cockiness, like a “leave and see what you’ll get” type thing which is irritating and attractive at the same time.

like if someone were to flirt with you I can’t see him getting riled up and starting something. I feel like if anything he’d agree with them ?? and you’re always like wtf bc he’s sitting there chatting with someone who wants to take you away from him, literally urging them to keep ranting about your character.

the only reason he’d get pissed is if they try to touch you. one thing hobie values is personal space, and in his opinion, he’s the only one whose allowed to breach your bubble (he’d always back off if you wanted him too ofc, he’s big on consent!).

soo imagine this, hobie and you Vinyl shopping, searching through the stacks of product for nothing specific, but itching to find a gem among the various piles. hobie had noticed a scrawny guy peaking glances at your figure more often than not and chuckled at the sight.

“‘s guy on your left, been makin’ eyes at ya.” hobie muttered, placing his chin on your shoulder blade.

“mhm really?” you patted the side of his cheek, fingers still sifting through the records below you.

“yeah, prolly thinks you’re cute huh? lil peng ting.” he tickled the sides of your hips, nibbling at the back of your ear.

“shut up hobie, help me find this vinyl. I swear I saw it somewhere….”

“e-excuse me!” a meek voice made both your heads turn, eyes settling on a short male to the left of you.

“yes?” you replied, patting the tops of hobie’s ringed fingers with your own.

“I just wanted to say that you’re very beautiful! and..” he trailed off, fiddling with the dirt underneath his fingernails.

“eh? beautiful!“ hobie left the comfort of your figure to circle around the poor man, clasping his hands on his shoulders, softly shaking them, “she’s fit ain’t she?”

“yeah…” the male shuffled.

“oh ‘m sorry mate, didn’t mean to cut ya off. go on and tell her what you’re thinking, hm?” hobie chuckled, urging the man to continue.

“bee, let’s just go.” you sighed, gently shaking your head.

“wha’, don’t wanna be rude love. let ‘im finish.”

“nevermind, I’ll just get going…” the man awkwardly shuffled away at the sight of your bickering.

“why do you have to be such an asshole?”

“jus’ thought you should accept the man’s compliment.”

“oh fuck off.”

[hiphoppitychopshop]

Was watching a cartoon to study how they drew armor. Ended up drawing @archie-sunshine ‘s knightformers rodimus CUZ IN ROD I TRUST AMD I LOVE HIMMMM

I was swiftly doodling whilst I waited for my dumplings and noodles for dinner 🎶😼

(I’ve been stuck with same face syndrome trying to get back into drawing humans 😫)

[kulai]

based on this fic on ao3. ch11 had me holding my breath cause the tension.. . ... .?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! GODDAM

closeups below!

[mechanicalinfection]

Look at this cheeky bastard checking you out...

Lovely springtrap belongs to the amazing @shey-pancake!

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Guess who binged all of Miraculous Ladybug in the span of three days???? Yup, me and my sister ;3

[000marie198]

.....

Sonic Frontiers + Sonic IDW

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 774: Kiji, coming!!

Pag 1

1: Welcome, to the Emperor's throne!!

My aim is the double crown!!

Pag 2

4: Ahhh... you're fast, the two of you

I thought I could catch you for sure at 2km left

Pag 3

1: But it took me until “1km left”, yon!!

Pag 4

3: Ah!?

He

4: caught up!? Who....

Pag 5

1: who the hell are you!?

2: The two people in the lead are taking the curve and passing the sign that says that there's 1km left until the sprint line.....

Pag 6

1: No, it's three people!!

Three people passed the “1km left” sign!!

2: There's more people!? Since when!?

Wasn't it two people!?

What happened!? Who's that? That jersey-

At the last curve, suddenly-

3: It's not “who are you”....!!

Dammit!! I know!! This guy!!

Pag 7

1: There's one more person who we need to pay special attention to

2: Gunma Ryousei's third year, Kiji Kyuui

3: Ohh, Kiji? Who's that

Oi, I already told you about this in advance, Manami!! Come on, at the sea

Is that so?

4: What's your data about him?

5: There's basically no record of him in road racing

6: He's an..... “assassin” from the MTB world, huh

7: Is he aiming for the goal?

8: Yeah.... the goal...

That's right....

We should be glad

Pag 8

1: That he's only aiming for the goal

2: Hayaaaa!!

3: Dammit!! The first result.... so you're aiming for the sprint too!?

4: Since they said you were aiming for the goal I thought you were a climber like Manami!!

Pag 9

1: Let's speed up, Orange!! He'll catch up!!

2: I've seen it before!! This guy's jersey

3: That day.... he appeared suddenly on that bike with the thick tires

Pag 10

1: It's the guy who chased Onoda-san and the Hakogaku guy with the bouncy hair!!

2: Before that, Onoda-san said they were friends and that he's “strong”!!

3: He's coming to catch up to

4: mine and San-na's battle

Pag 11

1: He really is strong!!

Let's switch, I'll pull!!

Pag 12

1: Orange!!

3: They're in tune

You have amazing judgment and explosive power!!

4: When I caught up at the last curve

5: Even though they could have also accepted me and made me join them

Without making eye contact or calling out to each other, in an instant at the same time they made the decision

6: that they would “cooperate” to leave me behind!! Yon!!

You're really....

Pag 13

4: What's that

He's lowering his stance and pushing on the handles like he's about to dance....!!

5: Hayaaaa

Pag 14

1: You're really close friends!!

Pag 15

4: He lined up to us in one go!?

Pag 16

1: This guy!! Was it an optical illusion? Just now, I saw something like a cloud of dust behind me

2: Takadajou told us this

Be careful

3: I've been told that the power that a MTB rider can produce in a short time

4: is 1.5 times that of a road racing cyclist

5: This guy can match this top speed!?

8: Ah!?

9: Huh!?

Pag 17

2: In between!?

He came in between!?

Ah!?

3: You bastard, usually when one catches up he joins in the back

Pag 18

1: It's road racing theory!!

4: This guy doesn't know the theory?

5: 800m left until the sprint line!!

6: 1

Pag 19

1: 2

What's this- San-na, did this guy suddenly started counting

2: What's this

The sign for an attack?

3: 3

Pag 20

2: Alright, I recovered

5: Well then, I'll go

Pag 21

1: Ahead, yon

2: So it really was a sign for attacking!!

Who's that guy!!

[su4vz]

“I know you’re out there,” she said again.

Silence, again—and then a familiar, if tinny, voice: “No, sunshine, you don’t.”

[lxikoniko]

I already loved Bandits before...

But NINTENDO MADE THEM BETTER???? HELLO EXPRESSIONS??

[radiator-replica]

he's wearing lingerie under there

[jessmac566]

Laurens...

[bookshopbentley]

literally the only thing worse than if crowley doesn’t call aziraphale “angel” ONCE in s3 if they interact before they’re crowley and aziraphale again is if crowley DOES call him “Angel” . with the capital letter and the tonal shift . bc that’s what he is . an angel . yknow . because he wanted to be part of heaven again so badly .

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

izzy asking magnus to ‘distract’ alec so he takes a break from work

Magnus portals inside Alec’s office and throws himself down on the couch with a loud thud.

Alec lifts his head up from the files on the table.

“Hey, baby.”

“Mmmmm.”

“What’s going on?”

“Hshajsjjsslaksk.”

There’s a noise signaling that Alec pushed back his chair. His husband walks around the desk and bends down infront of the couch. Alec puts a gentle hand on his back while running the other one through his hair.

“Magnus?”

He eventually turns and peeks his face out from under his hands.

“Hi.”

Alec gives him a sweet smile and caresses his cheek. “Is everything okay?”

He shakes his head, “I’m dying.”

“Okay. And why’s that?” Alec snorts.

Magnus begrudgingly sits up on the couch and complains, “Everyone needs me today. I want a break.”

There’s a small frown on Alec’s face. He raises a hand to Magnus’s forehead and thumbs it soothingly. “Then take a break, baby. Go home and rest.”

“I can’t.”

“Why?”

“I have so much work. I was called to the LA Institute for a consult. And then, Ragnor is calling me to the Spiral Laybrinth. I also have to work on this potion and it’s of supreme importance. For that, I need to go to the Shanghai Shadow Market. It’s all very urgent, you see,” Magnus rambles. “And, I need a shadowhunter’s assistance at the shadow market and Simon had volunteered but something came up so he can’t come. Biscuit isn’t free as well.”

Alec squeezes Magnus’s face between his hands and shushes him, “Breathe.”

He takes a deep breath, sighing into it as he leans against Alec’s body.

After a few seconds, Magnus puts his feet on the ground and gets ready to stand. “I should be going. I have work to do. And, as I’m sure, you have as well.”

Alec shakes his head, a tender expression on his face. “My work can wait. But you don’t seem like you should be working right now.”

Magnus gives him a fond smile. “Well, my darling, I wish I could spend all my leisure time with you but alas, the world calls for me,” he says dramatically.

Alec chuckles at the man. “Okay Mr. the-world-needs-me, what’s the highest priority right now?”

He thinks for a moment, “Cuddles?”

The shadowhunter snorts, then leans closer to kiss his lips softly. Magnus tugs Alec closer by his sweater as he angles his face to deepen the kiss.

As they pull back, Alec breathes against his mouth. “This will have to do for now. I’ll go to the shadow market with you.”

Magnus raises an eyebrow, “You’ll come with me?”

Alec feigns offence, “Hello? Shadowhunter here,” he points at himself. “You need a shadowhunter and I am one. And frankly, I am offended that I wasn’t your first choice for this mission.”

“Jealous, my dear?”

Alec rolls his eyes at him.

“I knew you were extremely busy,” Magnus plays with Alec’s fingers as he adds, “I didn’t want to bother you.”

“Never too busy for you,” Alec breathes and pecks his nose. “Come on now,” he raises on his feet and lets out his hands for Magnus to take. “It’s a date.”

A huge grin appears on his face at the words. “Shadow market dates are my favorite,” he says excitedly.

“Me too,” he says.

Magnus snaps his fingers and a small apple appears in his hand.

“Please tell me you have eaten something else than this Apple the entire day,” Alec raises an eyebrow at him.

“You know how I feel about breakfast, sweetheart,” Magnus kisses Alec’s pout. “I was going to come here for lunch but then I got late and I’m sure you’ve already eaten. I’ll eat something after we’re done with work,” Magnus says, grinning internally.

There’s a second of panic on Alec’s face before he replies, “Yes, of course I’ve eaten. But you’re going to have a proper lunch. We can go to that dimsum place in Shanghai you like. Then, shadow market.”

Hypocrite, Magnus thinks with fondness.

“If you insist.”

They have a fulfilling lunch and the next few hours are spent strolling in the shadow market. The weather turns the right amount of chilly and it’s a great outing altogether.

They hold hands throughout and kiss every chance they get. They’re used to the Shanghai shadow market now, having spent a lot of days here.

Magnus finds a few interesting items that he’s been wanting for a while. As they portal back to Alec’s room, there’s a small frown on his husband’s face.

He ignores that as he lies on the couch, his head in Alec’s lap.

“I’m going to go and get the boys from Maryse,” he says and raises his head up to leave but Alec’s hand in his hair stops him.

“What about Spiral Laybrint?”

“Oh. I’ll go there tomorrow.”

Alec hums. “And LA institute?”

“You were right, my love. I deserve a break.”

“Hmm. Hmm.”

Before Alec can question more, Magnus turns in Alec’s arms and starts making his way over him.

“You know, there’s something else on my mind.”

Alec looks down and smiles, “And what’s that?”

“You know. I could blow your brains out,” Magnus suggests simply. Like he’s telling Alec about the weather.

“Or,” Alec removes both of Magnus’s hand from his waist and threads their fingers together, “You can tell me all about the potion you’re going to be making.”

Magnus tilts his head in confusion, “What?”

“The potion,” Alec says animatically. “For which we went to the market.”

“Oh. Yes, of course. I’ll get to it as soon as I get home,” he explains, trying to not get caught because while Magnus is a great liar, a master of words—someone no one can match in storytelling and insanity, there’s one man who can easily catch him in a lie.

And that Magnus is currently peering right into his face with his beautiful soft eyes filled with love.

Hell, his next potion should be focused on creating a resistance pill against Alec’s eyes.

As Magnus shuffled to pull himself up, Alec pulls himself against his chest again. “You know, an interesting fact just struck my brain.”

Magnus puts his chin on Alec’s chest, flutters his eyelashes as he speaks, “What’s that?”

Alec runs his fingers through his husband’s hair as he answers, “We spent three hours at the shadow market and yet, you bought nothing of importance. Nothing, you couldn’t have easily magicked. Neither did I hear you talk about any potion.”

His eyes widen a little and he covers up his words, “I didn’t want to bore you with magic talk, darling.”

“Really now?” Alec mumbles, his fingers making a soothing circles on his head. “You once spent seven hours retelling me about the greatest inventions of the shadow world—the portals. I also remember once you informing me about the different between two types of owl feathers used in potion-making. And what about that time when—-“

Magnus puts his palm against Alec’s mouth to stop him. “Okay, shush. I get it.”

Alec shakes his head in amusement, “So….”

“Just forgot about it.”

The shadowhunter raises an eyebrow at him and Magnus sighs, realising that there’s no point to continuing the charade.

“Okay fine. I was lying.”

Alec throws up a hand in the air in victory. “I knew it. I knew something was up.”

“You win,” Magnus rolls his eyes defeatedly.

“But why?”

He sits straighter and lets Alec stretch his legs on his lap. “I just wanted you to have a few hours off work. Isabelle called me and informed me that you were very stressed.”

Alec’s face soften at the words. “Magnus—“

“I did what I had to and I will not apologise for it.”

“You’re an idiot,” Alec says affectionately.

“I’m not the one who skips on lunch because he’s overworked,” Magnus points out.

“I do not forget—” Alec stops himself after a second, realising that lying to Magnus isn’t conducive either. “Okay, fine.” His eyes widen then, “Wait, the whole apple thing was a lie too? What else are you lying about? Our kids? Are they real or not?”

Magnus rolls his eyes, swatting his chest. “Oh shut up, you.”

“Are you even a warlock?” Alec puts a hand on his face in fake astonishment.

“You’re ridiculous,” Magnus points out.

“I married a liar. Wow.”

There’s a beat of silence as Magnus takes a deep breath, mulling over his husband’s ridiculousness.

“Are you done?”

“Almost,” Alec says cheekily.

“Can we skip this part? Because I have things to do?”

Alec arches a brow. “Like what? You have a 7 o clock appointment for lying classes?”

Magnus groans dramatically before he jumps on Alec. He frantically works on his pants and unbuttons them.

His husband sucks in a sharp breath, as he realises where this is going.

“Baby—“

“I’m going to make good on my promise and blow your brains out.”

“I don’t remember such promise,” Alec smirks as he immediately latches onto Magnus’s neck.

“Not to you,” Magnus explains. “I made a promise to Isabelle.”

“What?” Alec squeals.

“She told me I should blow your brains out or something to get you to relax. I was going to do that but I thought I’d take you to lunch first,” Magnus swallows as he pushes Alec’s pants down. “You know me, I like to dine a man before I get into their pants.”

Alec chuckles which quickly turns into a choke. It takes him very hard to find the words. “Magnus, I….I need to get back to work.”

He leans closer to Alec’s face and pushes their lips together in a dirty kiss, “You can, after this.”

“You know I won’t be able to do that. I’ll be sleepy after this,” Alec struggles through the words.

Magnus hums before he pulls back. “You want me to stop?”

Alec’s hand on his hand stops him, “Don’t even.”

“Thought so,” a grin appears on his face and gets back to his task.

“I hate you,” Alec groans.

Magnus gives him a cheeky smile. “You don’t.”

A few hours later, when Alec finally reaches home, he falls straight into Magnus’s arms and tucks his face in his neck. “Thank you, baby.”

“For the blowjob?” Magnus grins.

Alec chuckles softly. “For always looking out for me.”

[silvesi]

What if The Most Boyfriend did in fact exist, and he was pink and far too tall and also a plant.

@creativebrainrot 's Kynwyl from a lil drawing game in the [Draw] guild :3