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#I met her in church
singles-bar · 7 months
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ectonurites · 4 months
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i need to hunt Tom King for sport
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Speeches I have prepped to deliver impromptu at literally any point
Here Are My Problems With How Young People Are Treated In The Church
You Don't Need To Lose Weight And Your Friends Don't Think You're Prettier For It, They're Worried About Your Health
There Is No Version Where You Did It Right, There's Only The Version Where You Know The People You Love, And The Version You Don't
Here's Why I Will Fistfight The Prosperity Gospel
Here's Why I Will Fistfight At Least Half The Churches My Friends In The States Tell Me About Because Their Teachings Aren't Even Unbiblical They're Anti-Biblical
You Should Go To Things By Yourself - A Manifesto
Here's Why A Full English Breakfast Slaps Actually
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tvckerwash · 4 months
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was randomly reminded of an old hc I had where allison is still alive because she's one of the marines serving on the spirit of fire
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fierysword · 9 months
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So I made friends in-person with an affirming bisexual Christian my age with similar beliefs as me & I'm so happy about it
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fictionadventurer · 8 months
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#so my brother found a box full of documents#from when some semi-distant relative was researching family geneaology#and all my time reading old letters on the loc website came in handy#because it meant i could decipher the handwritten document#of my great-great-grandfather's life story#and read it for everyone as we hung out before family sunday dinner#and the pressure is now on for all the unmarried family members#we've got a legacy to live up to with courtship stories#it seems my great-great-grandfather came to america after a failed engagement#a few years later he met a girl and her parents outside of church#the father hired him to work on his farm#three days later the girl rode with him in a wagon somewhere on some farm business#and she was like 'i've been thinking about you day and night since i first saw you and this is our first chance to speak alone'#and she was like 'we should get married' and he agreed and they shook hands#though they did wait until the next sunday to formalize the engagement#they waited three months to ask for her father's blessing#which they got#they got married two months later#and were married for 35 years#until the morning of the day they were scheduled to take their first out-of-state trip#(he was excited to give her a chance to travel after a life of knowing only home and work)#and he woke up to find her dead beside him#he was writing this not long after and you can tell he was heartbroken#so the marriage was clearly successful#so anyway my one brother was like 'now i feel unsuccessful. i've never found a woman who wanted to marry me after three days'#and my married brother told all us unmarried ones that he expects us to be engaged by next week#clearly it can be done#and anyway it's so interesting to know the details#after only vaguely knowing this guy's name
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theinfinitedivides · 10 months
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'i hit on her first' TELL THEM BITCH
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fishfingersandscarves · 10 months
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pov you are my grandmother (antisemite who insists she's not bc she had "a Jewish friend once")
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katyspersonal · 4 months
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A frustrating bit about the idea that Yurie is called the last scholar because of her having been one of the OG Byrgenwerth squad is her visible age.. Willem was already a sluggish ancient self even in Laurence's flashback and is still alive, for all we know the time in Byrgenwerth really has stopped as 95% of it is drifting between reality and Nightmare, but.. why at the expense of some wrinkles :pensive:
Would just be pretty great if she looked like a 50+ years old! (around 20 as Byrgenwerth scholar and at least 30 years since then because if Hunter's Dream has about 360 gravestones, it means 360 full moons ie at least 30 years of it existing) But, I guess it IS just a version?
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sailforvalinor · 8 months
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knowlesian · 10 months
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whenever i watch midnight mass i am always struck by the contrast between bev and annie in their last moments
annie who meets the sun with faith and leads what’s left of her congregation in song, even knowing what they’ve done and that she is about to die because of it
and bev, who finds no fellowship and no forgiveness because she has never actually wanted to cultivate the first and she doesn’t think she’s done anything in her entire life that she might need forgiveness for, not even from god
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rowenabean · 9 months
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Anyone have wisdom on choosing a flatmate? After months of no options I now have two, vibes are fine for both but differently? One I know a bit from church, we've never particularly clicked and I don't think we will ever be best buds but we could for sure live together amicably; the other I only met today, vibes are quiet but promising, I feel less certainty about what it would look life but if it was good could be very good (I think)
Both I would very happily have said yes to if they had not been in touch with me within 2 days of each other!
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ocdhuacheng · 3 months
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wtf @ the new csm chapter
#ooogh a few of my predictions came true. was not fucking expecting the amputation though what the fuck. also fumiko kill yourself#'nothing short of a war will compromise this facility' OOOOOOOOOOGGGHHHHHH BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK THAT WAS SO HOT#asayoru please save my sson........ tho in doing so theyre gonna find out that csm is denji so... rip#wonder if they even know csm is there (maybe fami told them?) and/or theyre just going there to#release all the devils they have captive there#to cause chaos#and denji/csm is just an added bonus. if you wanna call it that. what if they go in expecting chainsaw man#and they just see a broken denji on the hospital bed. what then.#cc#denji#csm#.txt#also........ please reze be here please please please#i think shes held captive here and then gets released by asayoru along with denji and whatever other nonsense theyre gonna let free#cuz i doubt she'd agree to have been working with public safety. i doubt she'd go to the chainsaw man church either.#so i think post part 1 she probably went rogue but maybe she was captured before she could escape#i mean there are some people thinking thats not asayoru at the end but reze. i see you and i hear you. i am still betting on asayoru tho.#feel free to clown on me if im wrong tho. i just think reze is being held at public safety like denji is. if they could even get to her#also i love yoshida he is so different from when we first met him hes so resigned and just. dead.#like contrast this scene with the last time he had denji captured. he was all smug back then but now hes just so resigned and defeated
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textfromthelookout · 1 year
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Greatest tumblr account of all time right here 10/10
Whats your opinion if the earthlings getting benched in super? RIP my boy tien
Thank you!
It's an inevitability of the way the story's written, unfortunately, but I'd argue that most of them have more to do in Super than they do in most of Z. Anime version of ToP at least let Krillin and Tien do SOMETHING instead of punking them immediately, which I will never forgive the manga for. Roshi and the android twins have shining moments in ToP in both versions. EVERYONE contributes at least something during Moro. The only notable exceptions I think are Bulma, who as mentioned before has never stopped being relevant, Videl, who regrettably does nothing during Super, and Krillin, who was pivotal in Saiyan saga and did important things during Namek and Cell, which is more than anything he does in Super (so far. He's a little more present in this latest manga arc, but the focus is more on Goten and Trunks, and I assume it's going to shift over to Gohan and Piccolo and Pan as we retell Super Hero).
In contrast, most of the Earthlings die during Saiyan saga, spend all of Namek doing fuck all on King Kai's planet, get curbstomped by the androids, after which they do nothing but spectate Cell or take Ls from the Cell Jrs.* They're essentially not even a factor during Buu. Such is Dragon Ball, playing its favorites.
*Except Tien, shoutout to Tien deciding FUCK Semiperfect Cell, even if his efforts were for naught in the end.
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museenkuss · 1 year
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I love how I’m always all “the different forms of Christianity aren’t that important honestly. Peace and love no matter what specific version you feel closest to we all have the same holy book” but then I meet catholics in real life and it’s always a) Tom Cruise style permanently happy youth group girlies with 5 siblings who cheerfully tell me that gay people are gross or b) tender demure sweet girlies with braids wearing pastels who shyly tell me gay people are gross
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moyurukoda · 1 year
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If I see a morally grey, self destructive, pathetic middle aged man I will put him in my brain and make him my entire personality. Every goddamn time
#harry du Bois? that is me. he just like me fr#also I will rant disco elysium thoughts tor the rest of the tags now#(also also any disco elysium fans please make yourselves known I Need to see more content from this fandom on my dash)#it was a fun game!!#i wasn’t invested initially but like an hour or so in I became Hooked#the like. traits mechanic I can’t remember what its called was really interesting#I didnt realise how much it truly affected the narrative until I tried talking about the ruby confrontation#with a friend who had started the game at the same time as me#and she was shocked about what I did in my playthrough becquse it wasn’t even an option for her#theres so many special and funny moments that I encountered in my playthrough#and I didnt even go through the thought cabinet that much so I definitely missed dome stuff#especisllly with the church and la responsibilite#also the horrific necktie quest#but I purposefully stopped that pne because the tie was annoying to me fhfbdndn#idk how I feel about the end fully#I was a bit disappointed that (SPOILERS)#the killer wasn’t someone we had met prior though he was still an interesting character#and the ending felt rather anticlimactic after the tribunal#but apart from that it was still great#speaking of#THE TRIBUNAL?? HOLY SHIT THERE WASNT EVEN A TIME LIMIT BUT THAT WAS TENSE#I didnt save rhat many people :(#titus Alain and eugene were the only survivors i think#also the fucking authority check to tell Kim someone was behind him??#terrifying i think I legit yelped KIM NO when it came up#he really trusted me though so it was still a high percentage chance but still if I rolled snake eyes i would’ve been distraught#(side note Kim is definitely my favourite character#cuno is in second place which I did not expect but I always loved interacting with him)#other parts of the ending that destroyed me included the final dream sequence cuz. holy shit.#i cried maybe a little maybe a lot
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