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redhoodswife · 1 year

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Look at this man's thighs. His legs are as big around as me, I need his workout routine.

#dc comics #jason todd #batfam #batkids #look at him #I would let him step over me #just to see his thighs up close #I need to workout with this man #why isn't he real

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fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak · 4 months

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5.21.2024.

Highlights of my day? New nail set and real clothes and antibiotics 🤷‍♀️

#personal #man i miss workouts #i can barely walk around the grocery store without needing a nap #let's hope these drugs work fast

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seiwas · 10 months

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you send iwaizumi a progress pic of your butt sweat mark on one of the gym benches with your finger heart in the corner 🫰 (bc it looks like a heart!! and you think it’s cute!!) & he replies with: “have a finisher for you when you get back home 😏.”

#finisher = intense workout ender #which in this case means . he’s gonna make ur ass clap 😔#iwa hours open rn cannot ever stop being horn knee for this man i am going so insane rn for real #iwaizumi x reader #this slippery fucker acts all normal n proper before u start dating but once ure together ??? he’s teasing u ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #i nEED HIM NEEEEOEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW #i mean whAAAAAATTT i didnt write this #i just knOWWWW he ends texts with periods too #and rarely uses emojis but when he uses them u KNOW hes in a good mood #*an exceptionally good mood #i talked so much again #rated #hajime #shotorus.bubble

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usertoxicyaoi · 1 year

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SH: Your dressing style is very street. JS: Not at all.

HIS MAN 2 (2023). Episode 8.

#his man 2 #*#faiza gifs #JUNSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!#sungho u LUCKY LUCKY man #god LOOK AT HIM yall ................................. YALL.#anyway /I/ need to go to the gym and workout now and then i'll be back and maybe i'll gif ep 20 of swm tonight or tomorrow one of the 2 #we shall seeeeeeeee.

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calkale · 24 days

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3 hours and im having suitcase issues what if i died

#Im gonna scream man #i need to workout but my shit is all over the floor

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qkayoo · 2 years

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more Warden from @herotome's wonderful up n coming vn HEROTOME!

#visual novel #fanart #character art #head in hands....#aw man warden you must be feeling soooo sweaty after your workout do you need help changing... aha....#i love him i can't help it

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fullsunstrawberry · 9 months

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i woke up to shovel the snow had a asthma attack, ate a banana and then went back to shoveling IM EXHAUSTED ALREADY 😭

#nah cause my mom was out there doing it alone and i turned on some workout music and shoveled #she was trying to use the snow blower but it wasn’t working #but i’m about to eat a tuna melt so all is good 😍#i need a big strong man ;) preferably jeno to help me next time #🤪#berry rants

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samarecharm · 8 months

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Futaba called Ryuji a jock heehee

#chattin #strikers liveblog #got to this a while ago but i forgot to comment on it #its partially why i dont hc him as like. just toned. like the people who tend to do track and marathons #like they tend to be very lean; people will mistakenly give track runners HUGE legs and it KINDA makes sense #but most times those athletes are lean (source: i used to do track in my teen years LOL)#but ryuji likes working out For Reals. it feels like he likes working out and running #and track was the only school sports program that allowed him to expel all that energy he has #NOT to say that he only likes track bc its the only thing he can do in shujin #bc he clearly loves it #just that theres something about a good workout that feels similar to sprints and long jogs #no real equipment required like youd need for most sports #u just. go out and run. and be free.#anyway. Jock Ryuji is real and I approve #hed be so good at football man. throw it into his enclosure…#also #i know he can pick up anyone on the team w no issue i just know it #ryuji walking around w futaba sitting on his shoulders….wails……#w their powers combined…they can see above the crowds to see the nearest food stalls

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peridyke · 6 days

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asked my gf if we could get a jumprope at the store the other day and she said that I am "not beating the 9 year old boy allegations"

#txt #a man cannot skip? he cannot double dutch??#i suck at jumprope actuallg but i needed it for workout stuff...

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corvidaedream · 1 year

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looking up ftm workout tips to try to look more androgynous and almost immediately having to stop bc these guys are trying to give me dysphoria about features I didn't even know could be considered feminine

#messages from the ouija board #also its a lot of bullshit. like i know i need advice but i also know if u say 'reduce fat in ur hips'#(in context of a workout not hormonal fat redistribution)#everything ur about to say is gonna be bullshit #but man these guys are really like. u gotta get more ass muscle to replace the fat but not too much ass muscle bc a muscular ass is 4 women #like damn is it? what are feminine calves? should i be concerned?#anyway uh thank god im not an entire guy bc that sucks man #ill just keep doing what im doing at the gym ig and hope that the t helps it make me a Rectangle

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my-innermost-musings · 1 year

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I got to experience literally turning a guys head for the first time today and gotta say:

INSANE CONFIDENCE BOOST 🥵

#mine #personal #i workout with my manager and the ginger at the gym i think is SO fine was staring at me as i walked in the locker room #i made her pinky promise she wasn’t lying lol 😂#maybe I’m not completely hideous lol #now he just needs to man up and ask my name at least lmao #anyway #had to share the great ending to my week 😋#locker room or gym sex is DEF on the brain tonight now 🥵#tell me your musings #my-innermost-musings

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scarefox · 10 months

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