#I rotate them in the microwave of my mind
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spideypool is like that one couple you know that act like theyre in their 80s and have been married basically forever even though they met five years ago.
like theyll be in the grocery store arguing over what kind of bread they should get but its more of a debate than an argument if that makes sense? but its also kind of an argument, and they both know theyre just gonna end up getting the same kind of bread they always do (probably cracked wheat but im not an expert on bread) and also they both know each others coffee orders better than their own.
i bet they would share a bottle of dr pepper while watching that one youtube video where the guy watched every barbie movie to find out which one was the best, but they drink the dr pepper out of wine galsses and talk about completely unrelated things the whole time. btw i dont care if this is inaccurate i just need to put thoughts about them out into the world they cant stay in my head
#this is NOT about the tom holland spiderman btw#deadpool would never go after a minor#theyre both in their 30s in my mind#maayyyyybeeee mid-late 20s at the absolute youngest#but thats a stretch#im rotating them in my head like a microwave#spideypool#deadpool#spider-man#spider man#spiderman#they would totally go to a coffee shop and be like#“he'll get a whatever the heck and ill get....... uhhhhhhhh”#“he'll get a blah blah blah”#i dont drink coffe i dont know what there is#pretend theyre talking about coffee#but you see what i mean#you see where im going with this?#you pickin up what im puttin down??#you sniffin what im shittin???#thats probably enough tags#anyway if anyone wants to be friends let me know i love having friends
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Unbelievably uncoordinated (besides playing soccer and running for her life) Robin was actually great at skipping rocks. Even better at finding the best ones to skip. She knew just how to spot and hold the good stones, where to place them in her palm. How to flick her wrist, how to be fast.
She started inviting Steve to her favorite side of the lake after they’d settled they were more than workplace/survived-torture-and-monsters-together friends, late August heat plastering her bangs and painting Steve pink. He always seemed to glow in the sun, the same sparkle she knew drew everyone to him in school.
Steve was still recovering from Starcourt - they both were - and his chest would tighten up after bending down, still bruised and sore, so he would mostly drive them there and soak it all in; her chatter as she searched for the right rock, jokes about Mrs. Click and Tammy, her nightmares about the guards and the laser beam and the dripping flesh beast they’d barely escaped. He chimed in from time to time, adding how Tammy’s cousin Maryanne was a bad kisser, told her about the time Mrs. Davis wouldn’t let him into class when he was late, late because Tommy and Carol had had a fight and almost burned his house down the night before. But he mostly listened, striped shirt riding up his mole-covered belly, and smiled at her as she skipped stones hour after hour.
Arm tired, they’d get milkshakes and he’d drop her off. Waving goodbye to Steve, she always thought the same things: that she was lucky to be alive. That it felt good to ripple some surface of this godforsaken place, especially with a friend. That she really did know how to pick ‘em.
#stranger things#steve harrington#robin buckley#stobin#platonic stobin#stobin fic#stobin drabble#they are my two best friends#I rotate them in the microwave of my mind#two homies and I’m their third#sorry duffer bros they belong to moi
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my fist breaks through the earth like a zombie to hand u these
#vasira arts#elden ring#i really gotta remind myself that i won't go to jail for just drawing simple portraits and not something fancier#my lil blorbos#rotating them in my mind like a microwave plate
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Wanted to draw @nephilimbrute 's Agent 8 because they are so so neat to me

#my art has been so sloppy recently with my shitty wrist augh#theyre so neat i love their eyes#rotating them in my mind's microwave#splatoon#art#splatoon oc#splatoon 2#agent 8#these are only quick sketches but i may perhaps even draw them digitally soon (very fun to draw)
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I don't think Bruce is ever angry at Jason. Frustrated? Yeah. But never angry. I think he's angry at himself. How can you hate the child who shoots blindly if it was you who taught them how to hold a gun?
#I have so many thoughts about them so many so many so many thoughts#I can't even bring my self to talk about it yet so I keep rotating them in my mind like a fucked up microwave#jason todd#json todd and beuce wayne#bruce wayne and jason todd#jason todd & bruce wayne#q rants#q rambles#🦇🦇🐦🐦
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@narugen wrote the cutest HoshiMina fic that lives in my head rent free I had to draw them help
#hoshimina#hoshina soshiro#ashiro mina#okonogi konomi#kn8#kaiju no. 8#my art#I hope it's okay to draw for ur fics ksjhfds#hope you don't mind being tagged#if you do lmk i will remove it#such a cute fic i recommend it big time#this was before i read part 2 and now i am also severely unwell over part 2 KJSDHFS#idk where this hoshimina braincell has come from but i'm rotating them in my head like a microwave
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i tend to think hunted would find broken's actions and motivations in the tower more understandable than most others because, in his own way, he WAS just trying to protect everyone else - just that to him, that meant putting his head down and doing whatever the Literal Goddess asked of him because a little bit of pain now is better than a Lot of pain later by trying to defy her. i figure hunted, who is for survival no matter what and no matter how you go about it (to the point of being cautiously optimistic when you suggest playing dead against the beast), would probably sympathize with that, at least a little
#stp#stp voices#rotates them in my brain like a microwave casserole#also someone in my tags pointed out how you get both of them by giving up or otherwise losing badly against the princess in chapter 1#& i can't stop thinking about that#what if the disembodied mind beasts were friends
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Thinking about those weird british faggots isn't enough I need to chew on them
#hyperfixation so bad i made myself sick just thinking about The Creature™#autism is autisming#yes this is about Vessel#oh vessel the creature that you are <3#im rotating them in my mind#spinning them like in a microwave#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#sleep token#worshitposting
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Something something Minthara with her hair down something something danger women being a menace together
#yes I'll finish this someday#probably after I'm done with my first play and see how it ends#meanwhile I'll just rotate the dynamic I have in mind for them like a microwave#something something partners where one is visibly dangerous and the other is dangerous bc they can convince anyone of anything if they want#my art#minthara#baldur's gate tav#baldur's gate 3
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cant stop thinking about my g1 ships i gotta share them with you-
oplita obviously, WHEELRATCH, jazzwave (soundwave not shockwave), megabird, skystar, skywarp x moonracer, and my sillies shockbee (it’s just rlly funny to imagine)
EXCELLENT I want to hear them!
oplita - obviously lol. I haven't gotten to Elita's episodes in the 80s cartoon yet, so I have no particular feelings about them yet, but they are the classic couple.
wheelratch - something compelling about an eccentric inventor who gives his life to his craft (read: routinely blows himself up in the pursuit of innovation) and the guy who puts him back together every time. I haven't looked into this ship too much, so they're probably sillier than that read, but yeah. They have TOS Bones and Scotty vibes to me: the Autobot miracle workers.
jazzwave - music bots!! I love these two in @/bloominglegumes art and Deal with the Devil by SatelliteSoundwave.
megabird - ooh Megatron and Nightbird, right? Okay, I haven't watched that episode all the way through yet (I just watched enough to find Starscream's "YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE MEGATRON AAAAA" so I could make it my ringtone lol), so I'll have to chat with you about them once I do.
skystar - MY ROMAN EMPIRE!! I love SkyStar so much. They make me so happy. and sad. and a lot of other emotions, honestly. They're everything to me.
skywarp x moonracer - MoonWarp! I have,,, a tf wiki summary's worth of knowledge about Moonracer, but I LOVE Skywarp, and @/vivkaart's art of them is adorable. This pairing intrigues me, and you should tell me everything about it.
shockbee - your sillies <3 You can't go wrong with a funny crackship.
#you are so valid and thank you for sharing <3#in return allow me to present how much i do not know lololol#tfa oplita on the other hand?#i rotate them in the microwave of my mind. i put them in my tupperware and shake them violently. they are fascinating to me#seriously though i wanna hear all your thoughts about skywarp x moonracer#or any of the others like you're totally welcome to yap at me about characters and ships#my asks#whattrainofthought#tf
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Always nice to have some quiet company while working on a new project-
#Fallout#Fallout New Vegas#Fallout Fanart#Fallout New Vegas Fanart#Arcade Gannon#Courier Six#Courier Six OC#Riley#Riley Haddock#Arley#OC x Canon#I'm so normal about them bro trust me-#Anyways rotating them in my mind like a microwave.#These nerds mean so much to me- :')#I've been testing out a new drawing tablet I got a while ago- but I haven't posted anything from it until this.#Sorry it's just been smaller stuff lately. I've got some more story-based stuff I'm working on but drawing has been a struggle.
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my fav thing ever is when there's someone new in the tag posting screenshots of canon eli and victor being Not Gay At All
#like yes welcome#very soon you will run out things to say and will be forced to join the rest of us#who are so starved for content we're constantly posting things like#i need to rotate them in my mind like a microwave#and god forbid#writing fanfiction#evervale#vicious ve schwab#villains series#fandom
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(youtube clickbait video essay voice) daniel ricciardo situation is actually crazy . massively popular redbull driver controversially leaves one of the top teams in the sport to pursue other ‘up and coming’ teams under (allegedly) very big bucks contracts in search of better wdc opportunities/number 1 driver role yet dips each time after a scrappy year or two including a brief stint at mclaren that was so bad that when he got scooped back up by redbull the team boss laments how much they had to rebuild poor daniel back up to be the driver they just know he is so they shunt him in the sister alpha tauri team which is performing like an absolute dog but carefully include daniel in redbull pr/marketing events to capitalise on his popularity and stir some unrest on the current redbull 2nd driver side of the garage by fuelling rumour of seat swap that of course never happens and instead cultivates in daniels last meaningful impact in a championship to be to pitting from last for fastest lap to take one point off of mclaren who have done a complete 180 and are now mounting a serious threat to redbulls championships and then daniel gets dropped mid season by alpha tauri/red bull for a rookie driver and loses his seat entirely with as little fanfare as possible . red bull drivers invented being doomed by the narrative the rest of us just borrow the concept from time to time
#f1#daniel ricciardo#breaking: redbull just invented a 5 year storyline just so they could get the last laugh on that one guy who had the audacity to leave them#i dont care about red bull racing the f1 team but i DO feast upon red bull racing the horror concept#payaya rules u are once again so embarrassing when rbr is literally breaking the geneva convention#ive missed the boat but im honestly just sat here rotating it all in my mind like a fork in a microwave. deadly yet beautiful...........
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Having to block everyone who has "wincest dni" in their bio not because I ship wincest (because I have come to the conclusion that I actually don't) but because I do think it'd be fun to poke around at the very real weirdness of their relationship that I've noticed in the show so far. And I'm 99% sure that my poking around will get seen as shipping.
#andiv3r rambles#incest mention#stupid because i Don't ship them. i dont want them to kiss or whatever i just think they're Weird and would like to acknowledge that#and maybe play around with it . and try to figure out what the fuck is going on.#but nobody in any fandom wants to play anymorree#like im sorry they're weird. im sorry they got repeatedly assumed to be a couple just within the first and second season#and then compared to bonnie and clyde. and then !#. “an old married couple.”#and also there was the “just brothers” comment which i've spent so long ranting about that i'm sure all my friends are sick of hearing about#how what i'm sure was some writer's intention of doubling down on the “look they're SO not having weird gay incestuous feelings for one#another“#MAJORLY backfired and instead implied that the incest was more of a possibility. whereas just about ANY other phrasing wouldn't have.#i dunno. i dunno! once again i don't ship them . but i do think they're weird about one another. codependent maybe? dean specifically says#that he couldn't continue living if sam dies. they both try to sell their own souls to keep the other one alive#which again!! doesnt imply incest necessarily!! but it does imply Weirdness! they ARE weird!#probably a lot to do with their upbringing. but like. they are Weird. they behave strangely and act like they Need one another#which is Not normal for a sibling bond 👍#but yeah . yeah i'm rambling now. it's whatever.#tl;dr i don't ship them but their relationship is Canonically Weird And Abnormal and i think it's unfair to ask me to ignore that#and just go “haha they're so Brother. they're so Regular Normal Sibling.” because they're Not#they have that sibling bond that makes me go “aha#these are clearly brothers“#but then they say and do shit that makes me just want to grab the nearest person and scream ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT#WHAT DO YOU MEAN “she knows your weakness. it's me” STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO YOUR BROTHER. THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!!#. ahem. anyway. yeah. sorry#i can't wait till i get to later seasons and castiel shows up because i've heard im going to Like him#and also because Gay People#but for now i'm rotating sam and dean around in my mind in a microwave and Wishing i could put them in therapy together#because they Need to learn how to not be so strange and odd about one another in an unhealthy way
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Aaaaand that was the last ref I needed to do! So happy with their redesign! I definitely won't change it again until a while !
Reminder that Eike is an adult, a tiny one yes (thanks, halfling ancestry) but still an adult!!
#digitalart#digital#art#oc#oc:eike#amber wizard#warhammer wizard#warhammer fantasy#warhammer oc#werebeast#werefox#I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM#rotating them in my mind like it was a fucking microwave LETZGOOOO#reference sheet
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Thinking about how over 500 years Neuvillette learns to feel human emotions while Furina learns to hide them
#constantly rotating them in my mind like a plate in a microwave#idk they just have such great parallels#furina#neuvillette#genshin impact#furina i need to draw u bbg#focalors#could be shipping if you want tbh
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