#I take it back this is gonna take me 2 weeks bc of the AUDACITY

[cattatoir]

Hey how do these No Time to Die people know about one specific set of sheep

[literaltrashforeverything]

I'm gonna die on my deathbed explaining why Ghost is actually a normal person outside the military and he's extremely mischaracterized.

You will never be able to convince me that Simon "Ghost" Riley doesn't do normal person things outside of his job. Sure, his information his top-secret, but that's all the more reason for him to be a normal person outside deployments.

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Here's examples of Ghost being domestic:

- He goes grocery shopping every Thursday at 2:30PM because it's when the store is the least busy.

- He wears a black fabric surgical mask when he's not at home. He's more comfortable covering his face but it's not an issue if he's somewhere where he can't have a mask.

Was strangely comforted when COVID happened because it normalized wearing face masks.

- He sits in the mirror of his bathroom every two weeks so he can chop his hair when he grows too long.

- He's a phenomenal sniper but when it's time to shave his face then suddenly his hands are shaking and he's cut himself at least 4 times. (Prolly that sharp jawline 🤭)

- Loves dogs. Will ask people if he can pet their dog. (They're shitting themselves bc this giant masked man just asked to pet their dog in the most monotone voice)

- Has called Price to ask for advice on dating. He's got a crush on the girl from the coffee shop down the street from his flat and he needs some help on asking her out.

- when he's not on a deployment, he's probably at home eating pocky while watching Top Gun. Ends up falling asleep on the couch and snores like a dad.

- he's probably in his late 20s-early 30s and owns a flat somewhere in Manchester. (He was never able to fully separate himself from where he grew up)

- has a pet beta fish named Toes that the old neighbor lady takes care of while he's on deployment.

- He secretly pulls pranks around base when he's stationed somewhere. Nobody knows it's Ghost secretly leaving tiny plastic babies from Amazon around the entire base. He never gets caught and it's still a mystery where these babies keep popping up at.

- drinks milk, probably

- Will get violent if he watches an American microwave tea in front of him.

- Like Price, he WILL correct the word "soccer" into "football" like he's got some type of vendetta against the audacity.

- Sneezes like a fucking dad

- He's severely allergic to cats so the second he sees one, he will instantly abort mission. It's a whole scene watching a 6'5 skull-masked man jerk back the second a cat steps in front of him while he's on a mission.

- Hates spiders. He's not the spider killer around the base. Will not go into a room if he's seen a spider in there unless someone else killed it for him.

- He listens to Queen, you can't convince me otherwise.

- (Killer Queen is his favorite)

- He actually has an entire tattoo sleeve on his left arm, not just a forearm sleeve. If you look close enough, you can tell that it's actually just the most cliché military tattoo sleeve that's ever existed. He didn't even care what the tattoo was, he just wanted one to look cool.

- Bad Santa is unironically his favorite movie.

- Plays first-person shooter games with Gaz sometimes and always loses.

- Is the guy who brings beer to literally any event ever. Without fail. And it's always a beer that only he likes so he can have it all for himself. Everyone else started drinking them despite how disgusting they are just because they figured out that he was trying to hoard it for himself.

- Sucks at playing Monopoly. Absolutely no strategy.

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I can keep going lmao. I have ideas for days lmaooo

[coral-island-player]

Characters I don't like - Coral Island

I thought I would write two posts, one with characters I like and characters I don't like from Coral Island. Might do with other games too. Long post + rant under the cut. Spoilers! Going in dateables then non dateables+ alphabetical order, just bc someone is higher doesn't mean I dislike them more.

Mark. Controversial, I know. I understand, we all like "bad boys" and all, but he doesn't get much nicer to you when your hearts go up, he's a huge jerk for no reason and he used to be a bully. He bullied a guy so much that it provoked him to fight an enemy much stronger than him and the guy didn't survive the fight. Good job, Mark! Now he "regrets it" and "changed". What a shame he's just as much of a jerk to you when you join b.o.s. as well... And don't even get me started on him not actually going to the caverns. He claims that he doesn't go there because he doesn't look for ores. So... Mark... What DO you do all day, then? Because fighting monsters isn't it. We fight so much more and still are actually nice people.

Pablo. Soo, if you know you know, and if you don't, I won't spoil it for you. Though I don't know if he fully knew who that was? But it is a small town. And he pushes his brother to socialise WAY too hard.

Scott. The guy has the damn audacity to say he contributes to the museum sometimes. Yeah, right. What does he contribute? Us players are the ones donating everything. The museum is literally just a building that stores our private collection if you think about it. So to take credit for that... Some audacity. Plus, he acts like some experienced explorer but only goes to level 2. Come on, Scott, do better!

Antonio. Dude, she divorced you. Of course she isn't gonna be with you again. Move on, please. Also, he's supposed to take care of his daughter on the weekend but I've never actually seen him take care of her...

Paul. I've said it in another post, but I'll repeat it. He's a bad husband. He forgot his wife's birthday and when she confronts him weeks after, he claims he was too busy and asks the player to buy her a green tea. Buddy, you can go to Raja's and buy a tea yourself. It's not that hard. But it's so like him to be lazy enough to do that. After all, whenever his wife asks him to buy groceries, he forages random plants around the house instead, because of this Anne has to shop herself. Ever wondered why one of her favourite gifts is a carrot? She mentions that she can never ask Paul to go buy carrots because he'll come back with kale or figs. It's giving weaponized incompetence. Oh and he plays pranks on Anne along with Zoe quite often. According to Anne, she's happy that Zoe and Paul are close enough to do that, but I can't help but think of the quote "Often father and daughter look down on mother (woman) together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate." I just think he's a bad husband and I don't like him.

Walter. Speaking of bad husbands. When Bree asked him to clean up a room, he threw her very private pictures in the recycling bin that anyone can go through. And he's just a douche to everyone around him, even his friends. And his son. I really dislike him.

[ryugujitr]

Goodmorning or afternoon, evening or g'night.

In this week's bulletin of "What the actual FUCK", we will discuss;

FUCK MORNINGS

'Photoshop? Nope, but I'mma teach u anyway'

Laughing at drama queens is 🤡bad🤡

Feminism vs Opinions

I ain't yo ma'

FYCK MORNING CLASSES- COMMUTING ISNT AS PAINFUL AS WAKING UP 3 HOURS B4 CLASS AND REALISING HOW ILL BE WASTING TIME IN CLASS BC THE WOMAN DOesn'T KNOW SHIT SINCE SHE SPECIALISES IN PRINT. But you know what- you can't say anything bc respect your lecturers and also set THE STACKS OF MONEY U HAVE TO PAY FOR TUITION FEE ON FIRE.

This OWMAN. OH MY GOD THIS WOMAN. SHE IS PISSY AND DEFENSIVE FOR THE SLIGHTEST OF THINGS. GIRL- YA DONT KNOW HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP OR ANY OTHER ADOBE SOFTWARE-

🤡QUIT.THE.COURSE 🤡

But noooooOoOOo WE MEET HER 6 TIMES A WEEK AND EVERY CLASS IS FUCKING CHAOS- BRUH. And These little devils think distracting her is fun- like EXCUSE ME HAHAHAHAHAHAH- THE FUCK WILL U WRITE IN YOUR EXAMS@??????????????? SOME OF US ACTUALLY WANT THIS DEGREE SO WE CAN WORK , NOT RELY ON A MAN FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

OH OH AND THEN- while the chaos is at full blast this girl is just; 'LeT heR sPeaK atleast LISTEN TO MISS FIRST'

And

This hoe- had been distracting and barfing out useless comments since the class started- says 'So *snifFs* we CanT evEn aSk questioNs *forces a fake sob* 🤡🥲

SO WHY WOULD U NOT LAUGH? AND I WAS JUST: PFFT and

the lecturer is just: WHY ARE U LAUGHING AT HER

Like bruh...she is lying. I am laughing at her AUDACITY OF DERAILING THE CLASS AND PRETENDING TO ACT LIKE SHE CARES AND YOUR STUPIDITY. But kay I guess ....

So TURNS OUT IN THIS CENTURY AND DAY-

Someone comes up to me and asks "Are you a feminist?"

And your boi was literally looking for her STUDENT ID SHE LOST AGAIN, n i was like "Why."

"because you're so confident and strong headed- im glad to see young women who are opinionated enough to take a stand even if they are in the wrong."

Mind you, if my hand wasn't in my bag it would've been down that bitch's throat. AND she is younger than me too and HAD NEVER CONVERSED WITH ME BEFORE, EVER. EVEN IF IM WRONG? THE DEBATE WASNT EVEN A DEBATE I WAS ASKED ABOUT MY OPINION N I GAVE IT TO THE LECTURER WHO AGREED EITH ME AND IT HIT ME-

To this day, a WOMAN'S OPINION- only shows she's a FEMINIST- bc an opinion is something ONLY A MAN CAN HOLD. Since, you know...FEMALES aren't humans .....

Finally, we planned on complaining about the lecturer's LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT OUR DEGREE YET HER AUDACITY TO TEACH. SO- I was like, I ain't complaining cause ya'll gonna back out.

HIGHKEY- TRU BC THE COMPLAINT LINGERED ON FOR 2 WEEKS N MOST OF tHESE HOES DIPPED.

And yesterday, as I walked out of The cafeteria after discovering INFLATION IS A BITCH- this random girl comes to me and is just:

🤡- Hey bestie what happened for the complaint?

🫥: Idk

🤡- GoD yOu're so Usless you Have ONE JOB, AREN'T yOu lIke onE of ThoSe smaRt Kids?

🫥: smart I am, your mother, I am not.

If i could, i would've socked her in the face too, but their were too many witnesses.😏🧐

💗❣️So, that concludes our second week's therapy session.❣️💗

BUT PLEASE TELL ME, HOW YOU DOIN? HOW WAS UR WEEK? GOT ANY NEWS ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING - I'LL TAKE IT.❣️💗

(i had to put readmore so ppl wouldnt have to scroll endlessly)

MISS GURL - WHAT IN THE FRIENDS’ NAME IS YOUR circus COLLEGE DOIN?

6 TIMES A DAMN WEEK? I WOULDNT EVEN BE ABLE TO STAND TWO- LIKE AM I MISSIN SOME SHIT HERE OR???

nah cuz that stanky ass bitch asked u “WhY aRe YoU lAuGhIng” i wouldve sent a chair flying in her face bc girl nobody paid your dumbass to be here, it aint nobody’s fault but yours that you got stuck teachin shit you dont even know about like nobody did that for you but yourself

ALSO - WHOS THE HOE THAT SAID YOU’RE USELESS FOR NOT DOIN THE JOB SHE KEPT COMPLAININ ABOUT? also legitimately what the actual fuck was that person thinking when asking if you’re a feminist…….. why.

perhaps the kugelblitz or general apocalypse would have been a good idea here. some people just make this world a terrible place, as IF WE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE YKNOW??? TOTALLY NOT MHMMM

And thank you for stopping by and checking up bestie, i am also having a rather horrific start of my last year of this bullshit jungle circus school.

first of all; EVERYONE IS ATTACKING US FROM EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN DIRECTION ABOUT TESTS, STUDYING AND CHOOSING WHICH HIGH SCHOOL TO GO TO (as if last year wasnt fuckin plenty enough of stress), TEN TIMES WORSE BECAUSE ITS OUR LAST YEAR AND “we’re mature, we’re older, we should be smarter and wiser”………. RIGHT.

second of all - we miraculously have a new student in our shitty class (GIRLIE YOU COULDVE PICKED ANY OTHER FUCKIN CLASS, WHY THIS ONE FILLED WITH IDIOTS???) which is weird, not in a rude way but like…… transferring last year to another school seems more stressful than trying to find a needle in a haystack within one hour, considering 1. you dont know anyone or anything here now 2. you barely have friends and 3. the grading system is entirely diff and fucked way more than your past school so idk how this girl is going to make it but im gonna try look out for her from the shadows and help when i can.

third of all - WE DONT HAVE A SINGLE BREAK EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU HAVE A RELIGION RELATED HOLIDAY (i have one in october - A SINGLE DAY) AND A SINGLE LITTLE SAD FUCKIN FRIDAY UNTIL THE 30TH OF DECEMBER. WHO MAKES IT OUT ALIVE UNTIL THEN IS A FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH BECAUSE I SURE AINT, WHO TF IS MENTALLY STABLE ENOUGH TO BE COMFORTABLE FOR THIS SHIT AINT NO FUCKIN WAY THATS ME

fourth of all, the teachers are twats- worse than ever before. they’re harassing us from every direction because its our last year, we have to behave, we have to study, keep in line - BUT LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, IM NOT DOING THAT. THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE DARES SPEAK TO ME IN A WAY I DONT LIKE IM SOCKING THEM IN THE FACE, DRAGGING THEM OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL BY THEIR WIG AND BANGING THEIR HEAD AGAINST THE RAILS UNTIL THEY GET A. CONCUSSION. IM NOT HAVING IT.

fifth of all - i was extremely close to getting into a fight and beating the shit out of a girl (lets call her B for Bitch) from my class. im gonna make one thing clear - i hate liars, despise them to the core. i hung out with B and a couple other two girls at lunch and she began literally speedwalking when one of those two girls told me that B asked her why im hanging out with them randomly. i immediately yelled at her dumbass to stop running from her problems and turn around cuz im not a kindergarten teacher, she stopped in her tracks and i told her if she was so bothered by me she should tell me instead of being a coward and talking shit behind my back. she got extremely uncomfortable and didnt dare even look me in the eye for the rest of the day and tbh she should be glad she didnt.

as expected, im definitely not gonna be anything like allison or klaus this year - i’ll be going on a yelling and beating spree from how annoyed people already get me here. my class absolutely didnt change for the better, when they all grow up im betting my left eye they’ll be living a sad life in this country fr.

anyway, ur homegirl will be alone at lunch in the bathroom listening to tua music and probably scrolling thru media bc whats better than learning tua footloose dance in the school bathrooms 💀💀💀

overall you and i both are gonna have a tough year it seems, i’ll always be here for therapy sessions tho dearest 😭😭🖤🖤🖤

[kithtaehyung]

Was gonna do this in order of how offended I am but it’s really hard to choose…so this is just in order of how I saw them 😐

1) Him tracing ily on her skin 😭 why did my brain immediately think of him doing this before he has built up the courage to say it out loud, like he can’t say it out loud yet but he’s bursting at the seams so he just- ✋🏽😭

2) I was expecting the 3tan yoongi violence but this cannot be tolerated 😐😐😐😐😐 #1 post I’m mad about as of rn. This Tae is illegal 😭😭😭😭 (spoiler alert: it gets worse 😭)

3) Lmao no but Ryensuela for the Nicholasname 😂☠️ (I am still partial to when I see people call you Ryen Kith Taehyung in all caps, it makes me giggle every time). Didn’t have a particular post to tag for this, just know I thoroughly enjoyed seeing people try to lengthen your name 😂 nicknames are my fave.

4) Sad I missed this ask game but the ones asked were so good 😂😭 (wish there were more sneaky 3tan bro and jk ones but it was still a good mix 👀)

5) I’m sorry wut is this 😐 this is going pretty high on the list. You teasing a Netflix and chill 3tan drabble and bros identity? 🤨

6) I- 😐😐😐😐 your audacity has reached a peak once again 😭 PEAK I SAY agahsdklggl

7) 😳😳😳 this should be illegal. How dare you throw this out into the world.

8) Nope 🙅🏽‍♀️ Absolutely not. Nopenopenopenope. Nope 😐. If I refuse to acknowledge it did this really happen??? 🫢🫢🫢 I-

9) AND I DIDNT THINK IT COULD GET WORSE THEN IT DID 😭😭😭 RYEN! Explain yourself 😐😭 *aggressively shakes tree* agshdkdlgg

10) 👁👄👁 GET BACK HERE 😭 you and your damn tags IM AT MY WITS END ISTG

11) Not the Wendy’s 😂☠️☠️☠️ I’m sorry…but this is just SO funny to me. After the horny hours too. The timing is UNREAL 😈 not so much fun when you’re not the one being the menace is it (Also having the live in those screenshots is taking me out, his face in them is perfect 😂😂😂☠️)

12) IM SORRY WHAT!!!?????? I missed a whole ass huge spoiler 😳😳😳 (I’ve said it a million times but I’ll say it again, your tags I- asgdjjfkg YOU WANNA FIGHT OR??? What do you mean is it!??? You literally said “highly requested FULL basketball scene coming up” DONT PLAY COY NOW 😭)

13) Okay yeah…I…I have…a lot of…feelings…about this 🙂🙂🙂. This is fine. Everything is…fine 🙂 (AGAIN THE TAGS WE’RE GONNA THROW HANDS)

14) 😐☹️☹️☹️ this was uncalled for, unprovoked and just RUDE

15) ☠️ I’m not even sure I have anything more to say than just 😩😩😩😩

16) Ryen…😐 This…this takes #1…the teaser!!??! Agshhsjfkflg 😐 don’t talk to me….DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME 😭🥴 (wait help I just saw the estimated help date nooooo, you can’t do this to me I’m ✨unprepared✨. THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT WHEN YOU SAID SOMETHING I HAVENT GOTTEN TO YET. Never been more thankful for a delay in release dates, if I came back to a full ass YOONJIN fic dropped I would have yeeted my phone off a balcony)

17) 😐😐😐😐 uncalled for and unprovoked pt 2 ☹️

18) Last peak of audacity reached…the way you tagged this 🍊🍊🍊…SEE…this is how I knew. Just knew it smh 😐. When I saw you were conveniently releasing 3tan9 visuals on jk’s bday 😒

And on that last note…guys…I’ve been saying this but 3tan jk is gonna be at the release party duh!!!! For how long and what interactions we get 👀 only Ryen knows but IM READY 😈

And this has been ‘what you missed in practically 2 weeks on this godforsaken blog’…hope this puts things in perspective 😐. It was a rollercoaster of emotions let me tell you, 10/10 do not recommend going through it in a short time span…it’s…✨a lot✨ 🥴😂 and you’ve created monsters. We’re all menaces™ 😂

Let’s hope tumblr doesn’t randomly eat this ask bc I lowkey don’t wanna hyperlink everything again 😂🤧

OH MY GOD MIKAYLA LMFAOOOO okay… yeah…. We… don’t have any excuses for what the fck you missed🥴

I was gonna respond to all of these when I realized that it’s much more hilarious to just make a scholarly blanket statement and say “If you’re gonna skip, just know you have a lot of make up work to come back to.”💀💀💀

But seriously, we missed you so much! Definitely would’ve been more screaming involved (and faster justice for Friends!!!) All the tags screaming I am CACKLINGGGG HAHAHAH you know to read the tags!! Always read the tags!! Yoonjin piece is still in the works but I’ve realized that I wanna make it perfect so🤪 Stay fcking tuned.

The theory you have is super interesting so we’ll see what happens in the next parts👀👀

[gentrychild]

but we've just been told that izuku won't listen to kindness bc he doesnt believe it. it didn't work when all might tried and it certainly didn't work when endeavor tried. they need izuku to listen before he k*lls himself and to do that they need to get him to stop. i honestly think they're going to prioritize capture over actually fighting but it will be a struggle. and hopefully after this baku and izuku actually talk, bc we know baku is a big part of why izuku is the way he is, and baku knows now that he is the person izuku idolizes most so hopefully he tries to change to help him.

When exactly did Izuku refuse to listen to kindness???

When he leaves All Might behind, it's because AFO just made him understand that he would be targeting only him + that everyone around him will be in danger. Izuku tells All Might not to worry about him and that he can now use OFA 100%.

All Might doesn't manage to tell him to stop and rest.

That's the whole thing about this heartbreaking chapter. All Might not managing to tell Izuku the words he needs to hear. The words that maybe, All Might should have heard back when he was in the hospital.

Then we got Endeavor.

He told him "Hey, you're not going to last longer so take a break. The date for the foreign heroes to arrive will soon be decided. You will be able to rest."

This is not a solution to Izuku's problems. There are still villains running around, many of them gunning after Izuku, and there are still civilians to protect. They don't even know when the foreign heroes will arrive. Izuku, with Danger Sense blasting in his head, can't accept to just relax and do nothing as he waits for more heroes to arrive.

but we've just been told that izuku won't listen to kindness bc he doesn't believe it.

I assume you're talking about this:

Bakugou does tell us that. But I find it interesting that at no point does he mention why Izuku's self-worth is non-existent. It's the same guy who decided to bully his friend because he had the audacity of trying to help him after he fell in a creek.

Excuse me if I don't believe that he is the one to perfectly know Izuku.

baku knows now that he is the person izuku idolizes most so hopefully he tries to change to help him.

I am not sure of what you're trying to say. However, I can tell you this: Izuku doesn't idolize Bakugou. Idolizing him means that he isn't aware of his flaws. He admires him, as the Symbol of Victory, which is different.

And even if Bakugou changes himself (which, again, I am not seeing), it won't change a thing to the situation. Izuku isn't going to blindly follow him just because Bakugou is changing how he is perceived.

It wouldn't change that Izuku is still being targeted by AFO. That villains are sent after him, under threat of death. That AFO could destroy any refuse Izuku seeks (and the people inside).

And it doesn't change the fact that UA has shown time and time again that they are unable to protect their students. Why would it change now?

i honestly think they're going to prioritize capture over actually fighting but it will be a struggle.

Logically, fighting will precede the capturing unless 1. Izuku is really too tired to fight (doubtful) 2. they have a super new support item that will immediately capture Izuku.

I am still hoping that someone (maybe Uraraka) will try to deescalate the situation but right now, it looks like there is going to be a fight. Even if Izuku flees with Float, they will run after him.

Izuku doesn't need a fight. He got that for the past weeks. Actually, no, scratch that, he got that for the past eleven years of his life.

But let's say they do manage to bring Izuku back to UA, for his own good.

Pray tell, how are they going to prevent him from just leaving again?

Izuku having a target on his back doesn't change. AFO nuked an island to kill Nana. What prevents him from doing the same to UA, full of Izuku's friends, their families, and other civilians?

What prevents Izuku from using his many quirks to just leave again?

Are they gonna stop him? Imprison him for his own good? Put him in a vault to protect him from himself.

[reecethegeek]

euphoria season 2 episode 8 live blog

- gosh I'm fucking nervous, fez got the note in his hands

- OMG FAYE HELPED THANK FUCKING GOD! THAT SHIT HAD ME STRESSING FOR FUCKING WEEEEKKKSSSS. YES PIN IN ON LAURIE!! IMAGINE IF IT WORKS THO

- HOLY SHIT, THE LEAKS AIN'T CAP ABOUT ASH SLITTING CUSTER'S THROAT. DAMNNN

- ok how they gonna give me a cute fexi phone call after all that stressful ass shit like i haven't calmed down

- ok fez throwing hella hints bro "there's 3 kids in that show" the show he fucking said he want his future to look like after lex said she want 3 kids

- ah the blue sweater, we've been wanting for weeks

- fexi don't got common interests but they got common character traits and that's the real shit

- so no rue narration??

- OH HELL NO FUCK OFF CASSIE. SECURITY!! SECURITY!!

- bro this bitch had the AUDACITY to make it about her. DISGUSTING

- OMG SUZE AND YES ETHAN!! MY MAN

- maddy come get her please!

- YES BOO HER BITCH ASS, NOBODY LIKE YOU

- OOP YES MADDY, GET ON HER ASS. GET HER!!

- "idk I'm panicking, go away." MOOD

-omg not the carnival scene

- bro wtf she attacked that girl

- yes maddy GET HER

- OMG YES BB I AGREE AND KAT IS SO FUNNY

- I LOVE SUZE COVERING THIS UP LIKE TEEHEE SHOW TIME

- ew elliot

- ok rue forgave elliot BUT does she know about him and jules??

- the only good thing elliot has done has been play the guitar and sing. he should do just this in s3

- ok but is this like a real song I can get on spotify or something because I can put it in my rue playlist. shit goes hard

- rue looks so happy and healthy, I really hope she bounces back from this shit

- I don't like elliot and we not supposed to like him by the end of the season, I thought it was bc of the snitch thing but now he's in the finale and I'm nervous. I think rue is gonna try and be friends w him again. why tf would he ask that knowing that they not good for e/o??? he's such an asshole

- hmm she gave herself a smile, idk if that means she's trying to be strong and not be his friend but idk

- ok show me fez, I'm worried about my baby

- awww bobbs and lexi, i love this friendship

- oh ok next act, I'm still mad cassie ruined it tho, I was enjoying it

- AWE RUE STARTING THE CHEERING FOR LEXI OMG THEY MY MOTHERFUCKING BESTIESSSS

- SHOW TIME BITCHES, SHOW TIMEEE

- GIDDY UP

- AWE SHE MENTIONED FEZ

- FUCK THIS IS GIVING FOLSOM PRISON BLUES AND I JUST FINISHED THAT SHIT LAST NIGHT I'M NOT READY

- ASH GONNA GET HIS ASS GOT. HE GONNA GO DOWN SWINGING FR

- ew nate

- I'm guessing nate is gonna kill cal?? or himself

- ofc we see cal again. I was hoping we wouldn't but eh too hopeful

- so is it true that Nate's been SAed by cal? i think that's what they're trying to show

- ofc nate has a copy of the tape

- OH SHIT HE CALLED THE COPS ON HIS DADDY

- crazy how at the end of s1 he had cops to raid fez after rue threatened to call the cops on cal and now he's the one doing it at the end of s2

- at least cal getting jail. fuck that nigga

- YO ASH LISTEN TO FEZ

- HOLY SHIT FEZ GOT SHOT OMG

- SOMEBODY TAKE MY BABY TO THE HOSPITAL I'M FR

- he finally called ash a kid, god this shit sad asf

- MY STRESS IS ON A 10O RN, BULLETS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

- PLS BE IN THERE ASH PLEASE

- he better be fucking playing dead bro

- oh shit he shot that mf

- he going down

- oh fuck. fuck they just killed him. makes sense they didn't show him because he's a kid

- everyone was like omg cassie redemption because she was hugging lex up at the hospital and it's just a flashback

- but bro where's maddy beating ass?? show that real quick

- god, ash really dead. this fr don't feel real

- well ik he ain't real but like it don't feel real, you know?

- FUCK LEXI NEVER GETTING THE LETTER. I BET SO MUCH THAT HE CONFESSED HIS FEELINGS

- PLEASE gimme a scene where lex comes to check on him at his house. maybe she finds a way to get the note idk but that would be good

- RUE LOOKS FUCKING GREAT. THE OUTFIT, HAIR, FACE. AHHH

- AH REXI PHONE CALL, I MISS THEM

- AWE REXI FRIENDSHIP

- ok but fr where's my dawg fezco???

- so since he's been arrested, we fr getting FPB vibes???

- okay ik fez would be too stubborn/loyal to tell the truth even tho ash is dead and won't do any time but it would be great if he did because then he'll face less time in prison

- lex >>>> lexi

- fucking this rexi convo gonna make me cry fr

- ok but maddy beating cassie's ass?? i need to see it

- okay so jules got no lines this ep. I thought her and rue would fix stuff but I'm guessing that's towards the end of s3

- okay idk how that scene was apart of the play since the irl version happened after the funeral scene but I'll take it. ig lex has a condo convoy written and that's the parallel

- GREAT FUCKING PLAY. LOVED IT

- bathroom scene pt 2!!

- okay lowkey anticlimactic

- just the beginning of maddy kicking her ass or of nate putting cassie through hell??

- oh shit rules convo?? ummm okay

- ok that was weird but i guess that's hope

- okay we got 3 minutes left

- ok finally some rue narration

- hmm seems like rules isn't endgame after all. she said jules was her first love but she wasn't sure since she was too high for most of it

- ooouu clean rue for the rest of the school year?? that's a few months. wdym by it's not a decision she made tho?? who is she doing this for this time??

- ok fuck that finale was good

[multifandhoem]

Okay hear me out: being a yankee or something and fighting kyotani but like the sexual tension is hella high and you moan when he chokes you and he goes fucking feral. Female or g/n reader (If you are taking requests, if not ignore my thirst)

heyy 🙆🏻‍♀️ yeah i take requests (kind of) but at the moment only those where i know what to write in an instant bc exams got me stressed af (don‘t be like me - go to your lectures or start revising earlier than 2 weeks before)

I never wrote for Kyotani before so I’m just gonna do headcanons :) I hope you like it!!

Genre: smut

Warnings: exhibitionism, cursing, mentions of smoking, public sex, unprotected sex, humiliation, slight violence

——————

So

You and kyotani didn’t get along

That was not really a secret

It’s been that way since your freshman year when he commented on your smoking habits

You lashed out on him

And since that boy is easily aggravated, too, he shot back

And you hated that

And made it your personal mission to make his life harder

Because who did he think he was?

You were the one in command here, there was no wannabe tough guy who could just come and tell you to change your life since it annoyed him

Like what the fuck

Anyways

Kyotani wasn’t one afraid to hit a girl

Not when that girl was annoying him to no end

And hit back

So more than once you found yourself shoved against a wall or the floor, if you tried something stupid like tripping him

And that made you hate him even more

It was humiliating lying on the floor, with him staring down at you with furrowed eyebrows

“Sexual tension” your friends called it and you wanted to sock them in the mouth the moment they mentioned it

Sure, Kyotani was hot

 But there was no way in hell that a single molecule in your body was attracted to him

“Fucking stop that shit already!”

He, once again, had you pressed against the wall, after you shoved him definitely unintentionally with your shoulder

“Then stop being in my way!” You spat back

He just shoved you against the wall again, making you hit your head

And then he had the audacity to walk away!

Stupid fuck

Little did you know that Kyotani didn’t hate you

On the contrary

He liked you

And he liked your attitude

That you didn’t take any shit from somebody

So back then he wanted to talk to you he just didn’t know what to say

And poor socially awkward boy said that smoking was bad for you

He didn’t expect the slap that followed right afterwards

He really seemed to have fucked it up

The way you would glare at him the second you spotted him somewhere

Going out of your way to make his life harder

He honestly just wanted you to stop doing that so he could try and get over you after obviously ruining his chances

But you never stopped

And his attraction to you never faded

You were kinda hot tbh

Especially when you would stare at him full of those emotions

He would lie if he would say he never thought of your glare late at night when he was pleasuring himself

He wanted to stay out of your way

But he became addicted

All those emotions in your eyes when you were beneath him on the floor

It did something to him

So it was a blessing and a curse that you didn’t stop

You just kept getting on his every last nerve

And one day

He was already in a bad mood

His professor talked to him that he had to quit volleyball if his marks weren’t up to par

So he was angry

At himself and the world

And then you came along

And fucking tripped him

Usually he would catch himself after a couple of steps

But today he fell face first onto the floor

You couldn’t believe your luck

For once in your lifetime it was not you on the floor, but him

You felt kind of accomplished, seeing him with his scuffed cheek

But he was quickly back on his feet

His hand closed itself around your throat, dragging you behind a corner where no people were

And you found yourself pressed on the wall again, with his face incredibly close to yours

You tried fighting against his hold, but quickly came to the conclusion that he was too strong for you

 “You fucking bitch. You need someone to teach you a lesson?”

You weren’t sure what did it for you

Being choked, his words or the fire in his eyes

But when he tightened his hold against your throat you couldn’t hold that moan in

Kyotani couldn’t believe his ears

Did you just moan

such a desperate sinful sound

all self-control went out of the window

“Slut.” He spat out, before he pressed his lips against yours, his other hand already shoving itself into your pants

It was embarrassing how wet you were already

But you still couldn’t stop bucking your hips into his hand

 His grip around your throat got harder again

And your knees literally gave out, eyes rolling into the back of your head at the wave of pleasure

“Want your cock”

The words almost didn’t come out of your lips

Pride was holding you back

“I should make you beg.”

You didn’t know if your ego could take it, begging practically in public to be fucked

But he just stopped choking you, making a whine escape from your lips

But then he pulled your pants down to your knees, turning you around, to shove his cock into your cunt

“Wait, wait, stop! People will see!”

You literally were only around the corner

But here you were

Completely bare from the waist down

Moans only suppressed by the three fingers he had shoved down your throat, as he fucked mercilessly in your cunt

He pulled you back against his chest, not minding the saliva that dropped from your spluttering lips down his arms

Then his other hand moved down to rub your clit

And you were done for

He came as well, shooting his seed deep inside you

He held you up for a bit, slowly pulling out and tucking your panties back up

You felt his cum seep out of you, dirtying your underwear

But you couldn’t bring yourself to care

He let you down on the floor, your pants still pulled down

It was the hottest sight he had ever seen

Especially with the knowledge that you had his cum in you

Sitting on the floor so exposed

Staring up at him with big eyes

He almost was ready to go again

But this time he would take his time with you

Make you succumb to his wishes until you were chanting his name

“Come with me.”

He didn’t say more

He didn’t need to say more

He turned around, not caring about the classes he still had this afternoon

He needed to get home now

Kyotani heard you scrambling to your feet behind him, grinning as quick steps followed him soon

[kiddiesmores]

hai asf KCHBKBHFV i really love love ur blog and i was wondering if i could request a tsukki x top male reader smut wherein the reader gets jealous bc tsukki keeps spending more time with kuroo HAHAHHAHA

warning: vv nsfw. bratty subby tsukki! dom reader. kinda angsty. kuroo just be chillin. dirty talk. tsukkis kinda ooc but oh well.

i hope you enjoy lovebug <3

Bad manners? Bad communication.

“You’re aware you’re not the only person I talk to, I can hang out with as many people as I want.”

“I never said that tsukki, all I said was that you’ve been spending a lot of time with kuroo and you haven’t spoken to me in 2 weeks.”

Training camp went on for two weeks, you being at basketball, and tsukki at volleyball. The whole two weeks you tried to get in contact. You knew he brought his phone so why isnt he texting you back? Is he sleepy? That has to be it.

Right?

Now camps over, still no fucking contact. So yeah youre a little fed up that your boyfriend isn’t texting you, but hey, he’s still posting that rooster haired bitch on his story.

Of course you had nothing against kuroo, you and kuroo met through tsukishima. But fuck can he give you your baby back :(.

New notification

Hyëënuh: you seem pissed lately what’s up with you?

You looked down at your phone, kuroo texted you. How sweet.

You: Tsukki hasnt talked to me in weeks, idk if i did anything but 💔

Hyëënuh: bruh. want me to cancel me and his plans so you both can hang out? maybe yknow...👉🏼👈🏼 wink wonk

Ohoho kuroo tetsurou you sly bitch

You: Ugh youre so gross, i love the way you think 😼

Hyëënuh: 😼🤙🏼

And thats how you and tsukki got to where you are now 😀. Arguing in your kitchen.

You took in a deep breath and sat down at the table, your head in your hands. “I just,” you sighed, “Did I do something? Baby why are you not speaking with me? Do you like him?” Tsukki scoffed, “I’d never like him, don’t do that.”

Slowly walking up to your seat, tsukki ran a hand through your hair. “I didnt want to annoy you..” he whispered. You looked up, no longer a scowl on your boys face. Just those soft, doe eyes only meant for you to see. “Oh kei.. you? Annoy me? Never.”

Your arms sliding around his slim waist, pulling him down to sit on your lap. Rubbing up his back as tiny sniffles left his nose.

He was crying. “Don’t cry baby, It’s okay.”you cooed. “I didn’t want you to feel that way.” he choked.

Pulling his head into your shoulder, you kissed his tears and stroked his red cheeks. It’s out of character to ever see tsukishima like this. To everyone else at least. He’s your baby. Your salty, sexy, bratty baby.

Coaxing him with your voice, he slowly came out of his saddened head space, now needing some extra attention.

Those bedroom eyes. God you loved them. Especially after he got done crying? Ugh he’s breath taking. “You need something angel?” you ask, biting the soft flesh on his neck, destined to make dark mark. A mewl left his throat and he clutched onto your shirt, biting down on it not to make another sound.

“Oh no we can’t have that now can we?” you say, standing up with him wrapped around you. You held him by the thighs, walking to your bedroom.

Tossing him on the bed, you slowly slipped off your shirt, watching his eyes stare at you through those glasses. “You made me wait weeks for you tsukishima,” he shuddered at your tone, “I think you can wait a few minutes yeah?”

He was about to protest, “I-“

“Shut up.“

He closed his mouth. I guess he deserved that. Slowly his voice started to come back to him. You want him to be a brat, he’ll show you a brat.

Next thing you know his hand is down his pants, stroking himself and moaning obnoxiously.

Yeah, we’re definitely not having that. You thought, dropping your pants and walking over to the bratty boy. “Aww, how cute? You think you’re doing something huh?”

That bitch had the AUDACITY to smirk at you. “Feels better then you do anyway. Mmf-“

Shoving two fingers down his throat, tsukishima sucked harshly. “Oh i’m in for it.” He groaned mentally, licking and lubing up your fingers while you yanked his pants and underwear off, exposing him from the waist down. You retracted your finger from his mouth and trailed them down from his stomach to his pink hole.

“You ready kitten?” Tsukki nods. “Good, be a good boy and turn on your tummy for me. Can you do that?” He nods again, not trusting himself to talk. Especially when you talk so sweetly to him.

Opening the cap to the lube, you rubbed the gel on the two fingers tsukki sucked on.

Hearing the cap open, he turned his head to look at you with a “Was my sucking not enough?” scowl on his face.

“Just in case baby!” raising your hand in defense. He rolled his eyes and plopped his face back down into the comforter.

Finally, you entered one lubed finger into him, making him hiss. Moving it in and out at a steady pace, then adding the other finger. Tsukki started growing impatient, making him tense. “Mmm, trust the process baby. I can feel you tightening around my fingers, feels good yes but I think you can guess where I’d rather feel that. Hm?”

Tsukki grumbled for you to just fuck him already, making you laugh loudly. “Ah, leave me hanging for some weeks then ask for me to fuck you immediately? Have I spoiled you too rotten? Maybe I should teach you some manners.” You rambled, lubbing yourself up in the process. “My pillow prince. Here you are, ass up- back arched and you’re telling me what to do?”

You spanked one cheek without warning, and he screeched.

“Thats what I thought. You do need proper training again, I guess all your manners left in those few weeks. A shame.”

Slipping into him, you both shared a deep moan, fuck. Feeling his insides clench around you like this? Even though he’s stretched? You could cum right here. It doesn’t feel like he’s been touching himself at all. Well, not his as at least.

Ugh, you’re so in love.

Too lost in your own thoughts, you didnt even notice tsukishima begging you to move.

“Please y/n, I’m used to it. Please move. Please fuck me, I need it. So bad.”

Another laugh, “There you go sweet boy, saying please. Maybe you do have some home training.”

You snapped your hips, finally all the way inside. His breathy moan leaving his mouth, clawing at your sheets. He needs more. So much more. The way you feel. He feels full. He feels hot.

He’s so ready. Ready for you to ruin him the way only you know how.

“Lets make the best of this, what do you say kei?”

He nodded frantically, feeling you slide out and push back in. “YES!”

A wicked smile grazed your lips as you thrusted and pushed inside the boy. Groans and moans bounced off the walls of your bedroom. Skin slapping and the bed creaking were also prominent but the only thing you wanted to hear was Kei. 

“How’s it feel baby? You like this? You look so pretty like this angel, fuck if you could see your face right now. So red and sweaty, those glasses fogging up.” 

“Ah, mmn, hnnnn” Was all you could get as a response. Tsukishimas fists were bawled up so tight, fighting himself not to cum yet.

He knew you hated when he came without permission. 

“Think kuroo could make you feel like this kei baby?” 

Wh-

“N-No. Never..” he whispers as your dick pounds into his aching hole. Your hands gripped his hips, making him slam against your pelvis. 

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck, dadd-AGH. Please, I’m gonna cum i’m gonna cum i’m gonna-” 

You shoved two fingers back into his mouth, which he sucked on again. 

Your body leaned forward, your lips by his ear, “Kei baby, You aren’t coming for a while. Even when you do i’m just gonna make you cum over and over until you feel numb. Maybe by the end that head of yours will finally have me imprinted so deep you will never forget who you belong to.”

Sadly, that pushed him over the edge. His body tensing, his hole tightening around you, making you halt your motions. The poor boys vision went white.

Sweat falling from his head and his breathing slowing down, tsukki looked back at you. Your hard stare made him shiver.

He’s in more trouble now.

He looked back at the head board.

“B-before you punish me,” he starts, “Let me take off my glasses..”

Annddd scene. I hope you guys liked it, it took a lot of energy ehehe. Im not too good at nsfw stuff yet and i’m still trying to see what works and what doesnt hehe. LOVE U GUYS 💗🌸

[parismelodies]

kai appreciation post

i’ve been really wanting to post about the lunar chronicles ever since i finished it last week, but i couldn’t think of anything for my textpost☹️ that is why i’ve decided to do a kai appreciation post where i list the top 3 reasons i love him with my whole heart😛 he’s done A LOT in all 4 books (i’m not done with stars above all yet so idk if he did anything cool there) to save the people he cared about and his citizens so i felt i needed to pay homage to that😌 (is that even how you use the word homage? idk.) hopefully this will also explain to anyone that hasn’t read the series why he is super epic😎

(spoilers ahead!! they’re kinda vague and most of them are spoilers of cinder but if you haven’t read any of the books and don’t want to read any spoilers beforehand, then i advise you don’t read)

1. THIS DUDE AGREED TO MARRY SOMEONE LIKE 30 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM, THAT HE DIDN’T EVEN LIKE, BECAUSE IT WOULD SAVE HIS COUNTRY!!

like i’m sorry but that was such a badass thing to do and i love him for that. his father had just died and right away levana comes down from the fucking moon and tells him she had an anecdote that could have saved his father😐 then, he has to remain FUCKING DIPLOMATIC to this woman that HE DOESNT GIVE A LIVING FUCK ABOUT!! LIKE THAT IS SO COOL OF HIM AND I JUST APPLAUD BECAUSE I WOULD NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE 👏

2. he literally took over the position of emperor RIGHT AFTER HIS FATHER PASSED AWAY (well not right away but he took over duties involving ways to handle a whole fucking deadly plague)

imagine still mourning after your father’s death and this person that wants to take over the world comes down to your country. on top of that, the other leaders are basically waiting on you to make a life-or-death decision (or should i say death-of-billions-or-death-of-billions-including-you decision) where both outcomes end badly😐 AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU’RE DEALING WITH FEELINGS FOR A GIRL YOU LIKE!! and the cherry on the top is that literally the only friends you has is your advisor and an android (and later a wedding planner)😭 like this poor poor child (he’s an adult but shut up) has so much shit on his plate and he doesn’t even have friends his age to vent to🥲

3. HIS SNARKY MOMENTS

i swear i read those moments and i was like, “yeah that hot.”🙃 LIKE THAT ONE MOMENT IN SCARLET (it’s one of the first 3 books but i don’t remember which one) WHERE HE TIPPED BACK HIS CHAIR AND PUT HIS FEET ON THE TABLE TO SHOW HE DIDN’T CARE!! I SWOONED😩 OR ALSO THE TIME WHERE LEVANA WAS GONNA KILL TORIN BC HE SMUGGLED THE GANG (if you’re still reading this out of context, i mean the friend group not an actual gang) AND HE WAS LIKE, “you’re not gonna kill me or my advisor until we get married and you’re coordinated.😌” i literally JUMPED out of my bed and like just like SCREAMED into my pillow bc the absolute nerve he had was AMAZING HSGIJSH. okay the last moment was when he helped Cress and then Levana’s thaumaturge (or a servant, i can’t remember) said it was his port-screen that helped😭 he literally just went: 🤷‍♂️. LIKE HE DID NOT GIVE A LIVING FUCK BECAUSE HE KNEW THE ONLY WAY HE’D SURVIVE ALL THIS WAS IF THEY SUCCEEDED!! LIKE THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY HE HAD IN THAT SCENE WAS AND STILL IS JUST SO AWESOME

*takes a deep breath* anyways, sorry this was all caps and bad grammer🤠 kai is my favorite character in TLC and his povs are perfection😌 if you haven’t read the series, you definitely should!!

[konohababy]

pancakes for dinner | suna r. 

synopsis: it’s an overwhelming week of finals when suna decides you need a break warnings: one (1) curse word if it matters but other than that nope word count: 996 notes: a few things: 1) this is my first written post! enjoy!! ; 2) this is probably gonna turn into a small series about suna based off pancakes for dinner by lizzy mcalpine, and 3) this is dedicated to @inarzki, bc i wouldn’t be simpin over suna w/o her!!

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You have a tendency to overwork yourself—it’s one of the first things Suna realizes about you in your time as friends.

Because in the three years he’s known you, he’s managed to see you: pass out from exhaustion on the walk home (he had to carry you back), stay awake for three days, sleep through two, and fall asleep on the train long enough that you had woken up in a different prefecture (he didn’t see this one happen per say, but it’s still the best phone call he’s ever gotten).    

So when it’s your third year at Inarizaki and the middle of finals week, he already knows you’re on the brink of death by then. And, of course, he’s not wrong.

With the weight of your future falling on your shoulders, you’ve thrown yourself into an endless cycle of studying nearly every night. In the dim lamplight of your bedroom, your eyes repeatedly scan over your set of flashcards for the umpteenth time, and you know the material, you know you do, but there’s a part of you that can’t quite seem to put the cards down.

The clock strikes 3am and there’s a knock against your door. Once, twice, and once more before you begrudgingly get up and open it with a frown. You had expected to find your brother or one of your parents, but find your best friend Rintarō Suna on the other side instead. He’s standing casually in your dark hallway, dressed in a hoodie and sweats, dark hair ruffled just slightly. You groan, making a mental note to change the location of your spare key.

“I’m studying,” You sigh, gesturing towards the piles of paper sitting on your desk. “I can’t fuck around tonght, Rin.”

“I know,” He replies coolly, and reaches over to grab the stack of flashcards you’re holding in your hand before tucking it into the front pocket of his hoodie. “But your brother told me during Squads that you didn’t eat dinner so c’mon.”

There’s a rebuttal forming on your mouth, but you fail to say anything before he begins heading down the stairs and turning on your kitchen light. From the doorway of your room, you can hear the faint clatter of pots and pans and groan, rubbing your face in frustration. You know you can argue with him all you want, but this is Rinatrō—he’s not the type to budge so easily. And as the electric mixer turns on, you can hear him mutter some profanity under his breath and decide that it’s better not to leave him to his own devices downstairs. You’re almost certain he has no idea how to work his way around the kitchen.

Suna refuses to let you help him, pushing you away every time you try to grab anything from his hands. Because there’s shadows under your eyes and you’re about to undergo your 28th hour without sleep, and all in all, he’s well aware that you just need a break from working before you end up on a train to Nara again. And if it takes him making you some shitty dinner at three in the morning, then so be it. As long as he’s able to put you on pause for an hour or so, he’ll be happy.

You eventually give up on your attempts to take over (but honestly who were you in the first place to even try, especially when he’s wearing your mom’s apron that says “Queen of the Kitchen”) and follow his directions to “sit on the counter and tell me what you’re stressin’ about.”

So you unload on him. All your complaints about the exams and the concepts, the questions you’re worrying about and the ones you still have yet to completely understand; all the little things that have been keeping you up for days on end. And while he doesn’t say much (he never really does when you’re ranting), you know he’s listening. He’s always been a good listener.

When you’re done, there’s a certain lightness to your chest and relief settling into your nerves that makes you all the more glad he’s there with you. There’s a beat of silence that passes over the two of you before he finally speaks.

Amongst his whisking and frying, he offers you a small, reassuring smile. “You’ll be okay.”

You look at him; from the sharp slope of his nose to his lazy eyes and tousled hair as he begins to pour the batter into the pan. There’s a familiar flutter that rises in your chest but you bite your lip and push it aside—the same way you’ve been doing for three years. You love him, you know that, but there are some things in life that shouldn’t be touched, lines that shouldn’t be crossed, and your friendship with Rintarō Suna is one of them. You know you’ll be okay.

At some point, Suna directs you to get up, turn around, and close your eyes.

When you do, you can hear a continuous opening and shutting of your kitchen cupboards until the familiar sound of silverware echoes through the air. After a minute or so, he tells you to turn back and look at him, presenting your meal on the kitchen table with outstretched arms and a grin. You look from the batter-covered Rintarō to the plated dinner sitting before you, an amused smile gracing your face.

“What is that?��

“Pancakes.”

There’s a slight tilt to your head as you stare at his creation, curiously eyeing the misshapen blue and orange disks of dough he had the audacity to put on one of your mom’s fanciest plates. And despite the fact that he added food coloring to things just for fun, you know he really does mean well.

Suna groans, watching you inspect it. “If you’re gonna shit all over it—”

“I wasn’t gonna,” You softly laugh and sit in your seat, smiling up at him. “Thank you.”

He smiles back. “Anytime.”

[cviperfan]

Okay so partially motivated by how many references there were in SPoP and largely bc it's been in my backlog for years and I remembered the whole thing got uploaded to youtube a while ago, I finally got around to watching Revolutionary Girl Utena for the first time so time for some hot takes

2 clarify I did see the movie about around 2000 which was my introduction to the series, and I did see like 1 episode back in anime club (over a decade ago now tbh) but for the most part I went into this with only a vague sense of the ending and offhand knowledge of a few of the weird comedy episodes so this was mostly a blind watch

Before getting into #spoilers I will say that this ended up being an easy Top 5 and that it's definitely still worth watching (fair warning for the very frequent rape and incest (and sometimes both)), especially if you've somehow also avoided most of the context of this show like me, and it really is one of the rare Nothing Else Like It kind of show (though it has roots in older shoujo like Rose of Versailles and modern stuff like Revue Starlight have picked up its lede)

Okay spoilers from here on

I really only kinda have vague memories of the more knightly take on Utena from the movie so Series!Utena having this powerful Dumb Jock Energy threw me

Like she's out here invoking the Air Bud Rule from minute one

This bit where Akio is going on about some Important Life Lesson thing and she's just fuckin

crab walking im

what a hero i love her

I have always kinda been more partial to shoujo than shounen bc the sense of like emotional urgency and the heightened exaggerated feelings are just more compelling to me narratively and what Utena does spectacularly is really drive that to fucking 11 and it permeates every aspect of the show

Like the melodrama of it all is so shameless and it's so committed to letting its visuals and music drive the mood and emotional intensity of its stakes that they kind of speak for themselves and demand to be taken on their own terms rather than having clear or rigid interpretations

Like it's kind of a situation of "yes most of what you're seeing ties into the show's bigger themes and characterization but also you can just vibe to the spectacle as well" like even when it's not on the Dueling Arena there's a theatricality underlying everything that pairs perfectly with the spirit of shoujo even as it... not necessarily contradicts it, but challenges it in some ways and also wants to coexist with it?

And I think that's the interesting thing how it wants to tackle some of these arch concepts tied into the genre while also being deeply intertwined with it.  Like it really is a Product Of Its Time in so many ways but it also feels somehow timeless and transgressive in others even now?

Like part of me would be interested to see a remake that took into account 23 years of conversation about how much perceptions of gender and sexuality have changed but at the same time would it lose some essential part of itself in that transition?  idk potentially

Also lbr a hypothetical remake wouldn't even attempt to revise anything it would just redo it thus making it pointless

So I know this has been a thing that's been brought up before but seeing it play out dang RGU and NGE really are just companion pieces to each other huh

Subverting the themes and narrative arcs of their respective genres, mysterious quiet girl who's directly the key to everything, the ritual of action setpieces rendered as Actual Ritual in the story, banger OP, comphet ruining everyone's lives

Also they really don't have much in common comparatively but I'm definitely seeing pieces of Utena in Kill la Kill too?  Particularly how Mako's arc feels like a fleshing out and expansion from the archetype divergence Wakaba got in that one ep (I can't believe klk was the utena/wakaba au fanfic)

Speaking of which damn he is a sleazy bastard and a gross predator but ngl Akio can Get It he and Ragyo are basically the same character and I guess this is just my type apparently???? oops

Like I'm recognizing how like really awful he is but also you really can't blame Utena for crushing on him he is super hot and charming

aside i lost it at the audacity of "well even tho i am a man like twice your age (AT LEAST) and took advantage of the situation and also i am clearly not the type to take no for an answer since you didn't reject me you're basically just as bad as me" bruh

The Black Rose Arc is... interesting bc like it borders on superfluous with how it resolves and yet the introduction of a "monster of the week" type power rangers element specifically built to expand on the secondary cast is a pretty inspired choice

again my primary point of introduction to the series was the movie which is basically a remix of the Student Council arc so when I got to 12 I was like wth are they gonna fill the rest of this with? WELP

What I really like about it is that usually this kind of setup-- the 'character is faced with their dark inner thoughts they shy away from and they become a short-term enemy' deal-- ends with the char in question coming to terms with this and overcoming it to become a better person

but here it's just like... they lose and then they just gotta... sit with that, forever.  Like it doesn't really change the status quo of their relationships w/ utena or the others but it does just stick around for them and now the audience knows that about them too.  like sometimes you just can't take that shit back.

Utena's relationship to queerness, having heard about it tangentially for years but seeing it play out now is also interesting bc while in the grand scheme it doesn't feel necessarily any more ahead of its time than something like Cardcaptor Sakura there is a casualness to it that's distinct

Like for the most part it's either kind of the tangential fluff that even then was part of shoujo as a standard but then there's also stuff like the Akio/Touga or Touga/Saionji hinting or Kozue's casual pass at Anthy in addition to the maintext Juri/Shiori push-pull and ofc the subtext-but-maintext Utena/Anthy threads

I wanna take a moment to talk about Juri bc of how kind of in the spirit of the show itself it plays things both with and against the grain with her

Like she's a Tragic Lesbian which is nothing new but usually this character type (and Distinctively Lesbian characters in general) in anime/manga tend to be portrayed as being very predatory, invasive and either played for laughs or to repulse the audience, so the degree of empathy RGU shows her in 97 is rare to see even now.  

Like there is a "safeness" to her bc of how unattainable Shiori is (though their arc ends in a decidedly ambiguious way), but it doesn't really feel like she's getting the short end of the stick over the more straight-leaning characters bc arguably all of the relationships here are defined by an aspect of chasing the unattainable, echoing Utena's own quixotic search for her Prince, and her choosing to remain closeted feels realistic *especially because* of the surrounding context of how heteronormative the world she exists in is.  Like the character is aware of that and is navigating it in a way that feels honest

Speaking of which it's interesting how the reveal of Juri's pining for Shiori in Ep 7 echoes the bigger reveal of Utena/Anthy bc of how it plays up this heterocentric love triangle or at least it seems to be but then the cards are on the table and no that's really not what it is at all, and it feels significant that after spending most of the series naively oblivious to Juri’s feelings and what she wants out of a relationship with Shiori that Utena finally Gets It in Ep 37

Is it a coincidence Juri actually gets to be the one to point it out? No

Speaking of triangles big ups to the Ruka/Juri/Shiori one honestly bc of how hard it commits to the unknown third result of a LT where absolutely no one comes out happy and it actually works even with the handicap of Ruka basically coming out of nowhere just for these two episodes

Like all three of them want the one person who's absolutely never gonna love them back and that's just rough buddy and isn't that kinda the show in a nutshell

So the thing that struck me about Utena/Anthy and how it plays out is how subtle it really is.  And that does make sense bc while f/f teasing/subtext again was part of shoujo before it's quite a different thing for the heroine to ultimately reject her 2 male love interests and choose a life with her female best friend, esp in nineteen ninety seven

Like I think you can argue that Ep 12 feels like The Moment where What Their Relationship Is, Definitely shifts and that possibility is suddenly there, and then it doesn't come back in a big way until the ending but there are tiny glimpses throughout where you can see that working in the background if you’re really paying attention

Small things like Anthy's flashes of unspoken jealousy, Utena fretting over her even when she's in bed with Akio, and part of that is coming from going in with a knowledge of what the endgame is and keeping an eye out for it.  I can hardly imagine being a viewer during the og broadcast and then ep 34 comes and suddenly the intent is made clear and our understanding of the inciting incident gets all flipped turned upside down

And to a modern viewer I can get coming into this for the first time and being frustrated at just how close to the chest it gets played, but that's also kind of the only way it gets to happen at that point in time?  But I think it ultimately is effective and vital to their individual arcs and dovetails nicely with the themes of the show

Like I remember hearing that original manga creator Chiho Saito was pretty against their paired ending, but with a lot of convincing from Ikuhara ultimately came around to it, and it's hard to imagine the anime's ending working any other way and being nearly as impactful

And there is something really beautiful about the bucking against the established idea of yuri relationships being a childish concept that gets left behind in order to 'grow up' actually becoming the impetus of their own journeys into adulthood and eventually back to each other, and it’s hard not to feel a little disappointed that for this Bold Step and declaration for the future that RGU takes that while yuri is more common than ever it largely continues to exist within the realm of schoolgirls and something to be left behind in adolescence like for RGU’s faults and shortcomings it saw this world of possibility in moving forward, while the genre largely elected to stand still

And it really speaks to either the timelessness of the show or how much the queer experience has remained constant that even with a tragic ending, that hope, or rather the promise of their reunion, feels bold and defiant and genuinely uplifting even now

Like the moment where just before they reach out to each other one final time, and their voices as children speak out to each other, as if finally fulfilling a promise they barely remember, I really did just start ugly crying

Lastly some assorted closing thoughts--

-Touga?  Punk.  Guy really takes advantage of Utena's whole prince thing to manipulate her, ends up losing to her in the rematch and then fucks off to mope for like AN ENTIRE SEASON then pops back up "oh yea im in love with her literally nothing else about my behavior has changed tho" like lmao you tried i guess

-Also i know Touga's design is p stock standard bishounen ojou-sama type but god this is all i can think about when I see him

- Green Touga Saionji is a bitch-ass motherfucker but like he at least tried more than anyone else so uh that's something I guess?????

Like the guy clearly has some unresolved feelings about Touga so i'm inclined to be sympathetic bc wow poor choice my dude but also... bitch-ass motherfucker

-Nanami really went through this thing for me where it's like... she's a brat and a shitty person but it's also hard to really dislike her bc she does get what she deserves most of the time and also she gets kinkshamed more than most of the cast despite none of them really having a high ground over her lol

-Miki did nothing wrong (aside from like the implied incest but that's also like... half the relationships in this show uh)

sidenote I can completely see the notable excess of Incest Subtext/Maintext being intended as like... A Thing to comment on how common it is within shoujo and also tying in to like the bigger themes of Growing Up bc the idea that you’re chasing after your own damn siblings betrays some freudian inability to mature or whatever but tbqh it doesn’t always feel like the show knows the line between commenting on this and indulging in it and RGU is very indulgent by its own nature so I really can’t blame people put off by the show as a whole bc this is an area where RGU is largely indistinguishable from its genre peers

-Juri really did nothing wrong tho also props for having the best duels

-FUCK SHIORI THO for eel 

so obviously i have not seen the show up to now but I've been in yuri circles for a long time so I knew about Juri/Shiori and my perception of it had always been "oh it's one of those kinda messy with complicated feelings" kinda ships where the drama is a big part of the appeal and that's true but like

the actual nature of it I did not realize up to now and OH SHIORI'S REALLY THAT BITCH HUH

So not only does she date that one anonymous guy specifically to spite Juri unaware she doesn't actually like him BUT THEN WHEN THEY GET REUNITED SHE'S JUST LIKE LOL IT DIDNT MATTER BUT HEY WE COOL RIGHT *AND THEN* when she finds out about Juri's feelings she's like HELL YEA I CAN HANG THIS OVER HER HEAD FOREVER FUCK HER

***AND THEN*** when she gets some karma after Ruka dumps her ass she airs her dirty laundry out in front of EVERYBODY like Juri hasn't been dealing with this shit like an absolute champ the whole time like?????

Like ok i get that there's the sad longing drama there and usually that's my jam and the show itself seems to end on kind of an ambiguous note and the follow-up manga from this year seems to leave it as kind of a "maybe" but I'm sorry get Juri a better GF 2020 she deserves better

I saw some Juri/Wakaba going through the tumblr tag for the show and honestly that's some big brain shit I'm here for it

Also now knowing exactly how this dynamic operates it really makes that Jasper/Lapis reference pic one of the SU crew drew of them read very.... interestingly???????? (tho Lapis' design reads a lot closer to Kozue and that's probably a closer personality analogue too)

-I love that thing in ep 37 where the whole SC is just very casually like hey utena if the whole revolutionizing the world thing with anthy doesn't work out uhhh call me im free haha just kidding unless...? lmao

-I'm pretty uninclined to try to pin precise sexuality HCs to characters for series this old where the ambiguity is part of how its danced around like partly coming from my own experience I'm inclined to read Utena as bi but that really is just coming from me?

But on the other hand literally every time a guy is like "i love you utena come be happy with me and we can love each other forever" she's like "k" after having left them on read for a day and disconnects from them entirely so lesbian going through comphet is a pretty valid read i think lol

-Lastly I think it’s pretty interesting but validly frustrating how fast and loose the show’s relationship with dream logic and non-traditional storytelling really is like when the shadow girls show up I was like “oh this is a greek chorus thing and it’s meant to reflect on the themes of the episode” (or uh in the case of exactly Ep 29 to break from tradition and explicitly tell us what a characters deal is lmao) but then no actually turns out they’re actually real characters who exist within the show too fuck you

ANYWAY I really did love this show and felt like I got a lot out of it despite it being pretty infamously hard to decipher but the ways it's inscrutable appeal to me specifically so very happy with this I'm gonna be thinking about it for a while

[wanderingpages]

Ok peach it’s been about a week and I have to get this off my chest lol I would have went way the fuck off if I said this last week: but that anon that questioned you about “character growth” and morality in Cardan in ur dark au, was DEF mad that you didn’t fuck with Aedion in TOG.

(Part 2) cus I got a lot to say: Cardan knew from the start hes gonna kill Jude. He didn’t walk up to her and say “I’m gonna marry you” court her then pretty much call her a whore as he rides his cousins dry dick. (Still to this day am so uncomfortable with how hard Aedion kissed aelins ass. Like Jfc) Cardan clearly finds Jude attractive but only acts on it to scare her, like you said. Also he’s clearly still hung up about Sophie. There’s no romance

Part 3: fuck Aedion to the deepest depths of hell. Just fuck him. Lyssandra was actively trying to help and she completely dried out her power supply and this stupid bitch boy had the audacity to kick her out of his tent while she was naked?? And tired??? Say what you want aby dark au Cardan but Jude’s never had to hold her own door open since they met! I reread it multiple times just to see and peach your subtle but clever.

Part 4: it’s not Stockholm syndrome bc jude doesnt want to go back to her house. She’s not even dependent on him to live bc she’s ready to die by his hand or her fathers. Yeah he’s tied her up but he’s the fucking bad guy. Aedion is portrayed as some headass hero. Jude and Cardan show lust but Jude always pushes him away and Cardan never takes it that far. Also it’s only been six chapters. Aideon fucked up in THE LAST BOOK OF THE SERIES and did not deserve that arch. Okay I think I’m done

Part 5: did not mean to get so heated but I will never forgive Aedion. With dark au, we know damn well what we’re coming into and obviously there’s room for growth, but we do see it subtly in things Cardan does. We see him hold himself back, feed her, think logically, sort of sway into “damn I don’t really wanna kill her any more” and stuff. Again it’s only been 6 parts. Keep doing what you’re doing peach. And fuck Aedion.

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Oh man I don’t know where to start...thank you for coming up to bat for me...I clearly had no idea, did not make this connection that someone was mad at me for hating Aedion lol. I don’t think that anon had any I’ll intent! They were just pointing out that Cardan’s the bad guy, and they’re right. I never claimed he wasn’t! I did the opposite, I hope! If you write a story where the main guy is out to kill the other main character, there’s not gonna be a lot of romance until much much later and even then it’ll be weird and “oh is this your way of saying you care” type stuff.

Also you’re right about the door thing but I think I do that with everything I write just out of habit lol I can’t be too certain tbh. That being said, thank you for being offended on my behalf but you don’t need to be, it’s alright! Everyone has their problematic fave and Aedion will never be ours.

Deep breaths everyone!

[jokkaber]

The tale of flass: this is a story I improvised on the spot when my friend asked me to tell her a story to cheer her up. I'm quite proud of it.

OK, so there's a frog.

And it's just hangin out, doing its thing, as frogs do.

And he decides "yo"

"yo i want to be higher up than I am currently able to access with my mainly aquatic body."

So what he does is he goes and talks to a duck, because he knows that ducks can fly.

And he goes up to a particularly glossy mallard and he's like

"ay bro, can you carry me up to the treetops?"

And the mallard(by the name of craigory) be like

"bruh sorry but idk if I can like carry you that high up I ain't no BOFP, man"

And our boi the frog (by the name of flass)

Be like

"ay bruh what's a BOFP"

And craigory, the sassy cunt that he is, looks him in the eye and says, I shit you not here, he straight up looks our boi flass right in the eye and he says

(Are you ready to hear what this sassy dick waffle says to our boi flass?)

This bitch no cap be like straight up

"bird of fuckin prey"

And see now flass, the tru gangsta that he is takes it on the head cus he ain't finna let this bitch be openly disrespectin him.

So flass says to craigory

"can you tell me where I can find a bird of fuckin prey then so that I can ask them to take me up to the treetops?"

Now craigory (WHAT a cunt this man is) looks at flass, this little frog in front of him and has the unmitigated fucking audacity to say to our boi flass

If a bird of fuckin prey sees you then it will surely eat you instantly. I caution you, sir, do not throw away your life"

And flass, the Absolute Don that he is, turns away from this lil bitch craigory and says "then I will die in the pursuit of fulfillment." and if that ain't the heaviest shit you've ever heard then bruh idek what to say to u, the dudes soul is dressed like an 80s action hero.

So flass hops away in slowmo and eats a fly midair just to flex.

And he hops away to find a lil sparrow. And the sparrow is just vibin and gettin straight blazed and flass hops up, takes a deep sniff and nods in approval for the kush was good and therefore the sparrow was surely a woman of taste and culture. And a sparrow of such taste and culture must surely be a sparrow of some great education.

Now our man Flass hops up to this sparrow and he says

"ay bruh, how's it hangin"

And the sparrow looks at her bead curtain and says "yeah bruh it's hangin good. I only put it up last week and it's already weathering rly nicely" and flass saw that it was so and he nodded in agreement.

Now flass sits his fine froggy ass down in front of this sparrow and he says

"bruh I wanna get up to the treetops bc I feel unfulfilled being confined to ground level. I asked that cunty dick weed craigory to take me up there but the pussy said he couldn't carry me and I'd need like a bird of fuckin prey so I thought of you. Your a bird of fuckin prey right? We eat the same things too so I thought you might be an absolute bro and carry me up to the treetop sometime"

Now this sparrow looks at flass and she sees that he rly means all he's saying and then she looks at herself, about the same size as him and she says to him "bruh sorry but im literally too small to carry your fine ass anywhere. You'd need something bigger than me like a crow"

Yh nah she ain't gonna be able to carry him up there. But what she does is she looks him in the eye and she says

"OK so like I know where you can find a crow who could take you up there but I'm pretty sure he's not gonna do it for free"

And Flass says to this sparrow (by the name of velvet)

"bro if I can pay I will. This is all I need to die happy"

So velvet looks at flass and she sees how his soul is dressed with the leather jacket and the stubble and guns and big sunglasses and she thinks woah this dude is a straight up 80s movie badass ain't nothing gonna change his mind so she says "bro just hang out with me till I'm sober then ill take you to the crow."

And flass says

"nah bruh I gotta get going. Gotta see them treetops"

And velvet says

"bro I have Mario kart"

And flass says

"bro I'm in"

So flass hangs out and chills with velvet and they smoke and play Mariokart and then he sleeps over. Then in the morning when they're both sober again velvets like

"OK bruh lets get you to that crow so we can talk to him"

So velvet takes flass to the recent corpse of a dead buffalo, where there's a crow scoffing down some meat and the crow looks around and sees them and clacks its beak menacingly.

Now both flass and velvet know that this crow with this clackety beak of his could easily kill both of them.

It is a truth of which they are both acutely aware.

So now this crow(by the name of glowstick) looks at these two lil Bois and thinks yo these 2 got something to say. So he says

"yo you 2 got something to say?"

So velvet gives flass a nudge to go talk to this dude so flass hops real cool up to velvet and he says

"OK bro so here's the deaio. Here's the sich. Here's the case file. The writing on the wall. The drink in the cup. The tea. I feel rly unfulfilled at fuckin ground lvl bc I can't get up these fuckin trees. So I went to that cunt graigory who sent me to this glorious bitch velvet who got me high then hung out with me till we were sober and then brought me here so I could talk to you so like could you just fly me up above them there treetops real quick? If I do then Im pretty sure i can die happy"

Right so glowstick looks this absolute Chad up and down and thinks for a moment and says

"OK so ill be willing to fly you up there and carry you around for a bit but it'll cost ya"

And flass takes a step forward, looks glowstick in the eye and says "whatever your price is bro I'll pay it"

Now seeing that flass isn't gonna be shaken easily he sits down on the carcass, fixes this fine-ass froggy fella with one eye, clacks his beak a couple more times and leans forward:

"I'll take you up there and I'll fly you around for a while until sundown. But once night falls I get to eat you"

Now flass obviously isn't too keen on this deal but the way he sees it it's the best deal he's gonna get cus he really needs to get up there into the sky. So he hops back over to velvet and hugs her.

"bro you've been a good friend so far. You wanna come hang out until sunset?"

So velvet hugs him back bc this is her bro and he's gonna go live his dream until he dies so she's like

"yeah bro ill come hang out till sunset but I'm not gonna stick around to watch you get eaten ok?"

And flass is like

"cool, I'm good with that"

So now he hops back over to glowstick who's taking this completely serious. He's gonna hold up his end of the bargain and he's gonna earn that muthafuckin meal. So he holds oup his claws and grabs flass and spreads his wings

And takes flight.

Now remember, flass is fully used to jumping high and far but the experience of going up and staying up is completely new to him. Glowstick claws are carefully but firmly holding him so that he doesn't slip or fall and get hurt. He sees the tops of the trees and the blue sky with the sun overhead and he spreads his arms like wings and laughs, pretending he himself is flying.

As the day wears on the joy doesn't lessen until the sun dips to the horizon. Glowstick takes flass to the top of a tree to watch the sunset and velvet lands next to them and they all huddle together in the final moments of daylight.

When the sun is gone velvet turns to flass and bumps his head, tenderly, with hers. He, of course returns the gesture to the truest friend he's known in his short life before she turns and flits away.

Now flass turns to glowstick and says

"bro. Thank you for bringing me up here. I was right, having experienced the freedom and joy of living my dream and flying I can say truthfully that dying now wont be so bad. I've just got one last request bro. Make it quick. I wanna go out on a high note."

Glowstick nods his head at this brave lil frog and says

"lil bruh you've earned my respect with your courage. I'm still gonna eat you because that's nature and also the terms of our deal but I will give you the death you want.

And I will tell your story to everyone I meet who needs to hear it,and I will tell them to pass it on so that, even after you die here, your legacy and your 80s action hero soul will live on forever."

So flass stands proud and strong and closes his eyes and remembers how it felt to fly, to rush through the air and to go up and stay up. He remembers the feeling of watching a sunset with his best friend. He remembers all this and more and he finds that he is smiling. He settles into this warm bliss and breathes in.

In the days, months, weeks and years that follow this day the tale of flass and his courage and dedication to fulfillment even in the face of his death spread through the forest to the rivers, the plains, the seas and all the way to other, much different forests across those seas. Faithfully told by velvet and glowstick and embellished from there with each telling until those who told it and heard it almost felt that warm bliss, that feeling of unbridled joy at finding your dream has become reality. They could swear they see, in the corner of their eye if they have one, a faint smile. Like one you might find on the face of a particularly happy frog who had just watched his first and last sunset with his best friend and the crow who had made this possible. And his legacy inspires hundreds of thousands of creatures to follow their dreams however small.

Somewhere, thanks to the story of flass, a primate is tending to a small piece of burning wood, Feeding it dry leaves and twigs to keep it alight, in hopes of warming a cave so that it and its family may not just survive, but be comfortable through the next winter and many after.

the little dude brought a wave of joy across the world. He triggered the discovery of fire. He taught glowstick about nobility in the face of death. He lives on in the stories told of him and the dreams realised in his memory.

As long as there is someone or something pursuing a dream then flass will never be dead.

[01010010-posts]

— keep in touch.

requests: can i request something?? soooo, the bois have a s/o which really really craves lot of attention and cuddling but she can't speak up about it because she's shy and a tad insecure??? (totally not self-insert) you don't have to do it i'll be content either way if you post something different, i love your hc they're so heartwarming!!! love you, stay happy!!!!!

(will do the first one later) hello hello, reckless one was... succulent xD (gimme all dem ass, all dem booty) can i request some more? i saw you're not really sure about nsfw so maybe something mild? like very shameless s/o with sex jokes but not actual action, it could be a good thing to start, just a small suggestion :) and what about s/o who is uncomfortable with touching? bois want touch, s/o want touch but constantly thinks that they shouldn't and bois have to show it's okay (sorry it's 2 but I love you and am thirsty)

since i’m a fucking touchy-feely person this took longer than expected am sorry (no the truth is i really put my heart into RK900’s one bc i’m a bitch and y’all can’t stop me from loving him) is this what you wanted??  hope so!! also can someone please tell if there are some mistakes it’s 4 AM here i’m stupid.

Connor:

• a bit worried when you lean in and suddenly pull back • w-what was that • did u want a kiss? a hug?? some cuddles??? • did he do something wrong? • aaaaAAAAAAAAAA • he sees when you’re staring at him like that • but if you’re not comfortable telling him then…. • what should he do?? should he press you to talk? • he’s just happy with holding hands but • he knows humans want more than just holding hands • he starts to think that maybe the way he touches you is not what you expected • he’s still so-so about romantic human customs?? • maybe he doesn’t properly know how to kiss and you never told him bc you didn’t want to make things awkward between you two • he researches stupid wikihow articles about affection • but his stress level raises every time you avoid kissing him • and one day he kinda snaps and kisses you deeply • and then he gently asks you what’s wrong and maybe you don’t love him anymore? that’s also a possibility but he promises you that he won’t get mad or anything he just wants to know because seeing you like this make his thirium pump ache so much, it hurts. he wants to see you happy, with or without him • you’re there, blushing madly not only for the sudden kiss • but also because this whole time you were worrying about such a stupid thing and honestly?? you feel like shit now • i mean you better do bitch you made this pure boy cry • and you apologize, you tell him that no, of course you love him and him only it’s just…. very difficult for you sometimes to be comfortable with kissing and touching in general. you like his attentions, sure, you love them but let’s say you want a hug while he’s working on some files at home?? even though you know he wouldn’t tell you no or, at least, be rude about it, you’ll surely feel like a burden and you don’t want to feel that. and you don’t want to annoy him. • plus you’re shy!! • he makes the biggest sigh ever • and closes his eyes for a solid ten seconds, then opens them again and just smiles a smile so wide • he was so worried that you didn’t love him anymore?? • he simply tells you that if you want to touch him you can • however if you’re not sure you can ask!! he doesn’t mind you asking him • in fact he’s already picturing that he’ll like that • you asking for a hug or a kiss when he’s in the middle of something? absolutely adorable

RK900:

• very annoyed when you escape from his hugs • or when you avoid his loving gaze • do you think he’s not gonna notice? • he picks this stupid habit of tapping his fingers onto surfaces when you make him nervous • because that’s what you do, that’s right, you make his stress level so high • not that you particularly do something • quite the contrary in fact • why won’t you kiss him so often like you should? • he likes it if you do it often • he wants you to do it often • “you’re not performing normal human affectionate actions. why is that? should I be worried? based on my researches, at this point in a relationship an intimate routine should be well established by now. may I remind you that the act of ‘cuddling’ releases an amount of endorphins good enough to help most humans relax? for this reason may I suggest you to engage in sexual activities– ” • “what the fuck are you blabbering about” • “I was merely saying that it would be beneficial for both of us to pursue physical touch, if you would like to inquire why I can send to your e-mail some highly qualified medical links, they all point out that– ” • “I got that part. It’s– not true tho, that I’m not ‘performing affectionate actions’.” • you have the audacity to tell him this??? YOU HAVE BITCH?? • HE’S BEEN NERVOUS FOR WEEKS NOW AND YOU TELL THIS TO MY PRECIOUS ANGEL??? U DON’T DESERVE HIM • i swear to god he raises an eyebrow so high you think it’s gonna fucking reach his hairline • he licks his lips in disbelief and clicks his tongue • “we roughly kiss ten times a day, which is not an appropriate number considering that you also elude my attempts at giving you other forms of devotion. also, the fact that you’re being so evasive with the topic at hand implies an unnecessary shyness.” • by now you’re fucking red • and you feel so guilty you just want to sink into the couch and disappear • but he catches you before you can melt into the cushions • and he hugs you so tight • slowly hiding his face into your neck, softly inhaling your scent • “it’s okay to stay like this.” • and you return the hug and sigh • “I’m sorry. did I make you worry? I didn’t mean to…. it’s just that, you know, I want to touch you, I really do but– I’m shy. I’ve never felt this comfortable with anyone and I– I think I’m kinda scared to fuck things up, I guess?” • while you’re saying these things he’s already overheating bc are you serious? he didn’t thought you could be cuter than what you already are and yet you’re proving him wrong • if you could see his face? like the deep ocean • he has to raise a hand to cover his mouth bc his accumulated tension melted as soon as he touched you and these are the aftereffects • “there’s no chance for you to ‘mess things up’, like humans like to say, if you’re this cute. please do touch me more often.” • that’s it. • that’s all he has weakly managed to say • please don’t look at him or he’s going to cry • after something like one minute he takes a deep breath and kisses you • you’ve fucking broken him

RK800-60:

• it’s a little impossible for you not to be touched • i mean have you seen this little shit? • he wants he needs to touch you • all the time • like he won’t be able to function properly if you don’t give him at least two kisses every thirty minutes • in fact he doesn’t do shit at work • not that he’s going to willingly work if you’re there with him giving him kisses • he just doesn’t want to work at all okay • he just want to please you bc he cares about you not about his work • the laziest android ever assembled • i think he deviated just bc he was too lazy to work • so when sometimes you act kinda cold towards him his natural response is to be more and more affectionate • but when he notices that you’re being really elusive he gets really worried • he did something bad of this he’s sure • but what • he replays everyday in his head, searching for a clue • but he doesn’t find anything • which makes him more and more worried??? • ‘oh no [name] doesn’t love me anymore’ • his whole world comes crashing down • he get very depressed • why won’t you at least tell him?? • he figured it out already so please just release him from your grasp • but you start to notice too • how he’s not his usual self • how he doesn’t joke a lot • how he just mopes around • how he just doesn’t talk to you about his day • and you feel so bad • but you muster the courage to ask him what’s wrong • and he kinda goes silent • after a bit though he sighs and just shakes his head • “I know that you no longer love me, let’s just– just stop pretending.” • you feel so sick at the pit of your stomach, your heart shatters • “that’s not true– that’s not true at all! I love you so much, please believe me!” • “I said let’s stop pretending. you don’t have to lie to me [name]. I’m not a kid– heck I’m not even a human, what was I thinking when I tangled myself up in this mess.” • you start to sob, you cry endlessly • he’s so weak to your face full of tears • he can’t help himself and all of a sudden he’s hugging you like his life depends on it • “I’m sorry I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean what I said. please forget it. you’re not a mess, you’re beautiful and I love you so so so so so much.” he mutters into your ears “I don’t know what I was thinking oh gosh– I’m really sorry, please don’t cry. that’s the last thing I wanted please, shh, it’s all right. I’m a fool, you know that, I just– just–” he sighs “I just thought that you were a bit too cold and I mean, maybe I did something bad? tell me if I did. because I searched and searched but I didn’t find anything in my software that could pinpoint to that. so my most logical conclusion was– I’m such a stupid, am I not?” • “I’m the stupid!” • “no you’re not you’re–” • “I’m the stupid I tell you! I didn’t know how much I was hurting you I–” he’s caressing your back and you’re kinda choking on your hiccups “I thought that I was being too cuddly I– I thought I was annoying you and you were only complying.” • he takes a big breath as relief washes over him • “what– no! of course not! I love you and I love you when you ask for some cuddles and when we kiss before work and and and I just love you. every part of you. even if you asked me to hug you every minute every second I’d still love you. even if you were being really annoying and bratty.” • you’re both two fucking giant stupid just stop this shit and kiss you cowards

[mx-bright-sky]

Hey does anyone remember Sonic 06 Real-Time Fandub? Anyway,

Green Lightning, but as moments/quotes from the Sonic 06 Real-Time Fandub

*spoiler warning for Green Lightning of course

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Akari, before quitting the LOV: Please freeze. Am I doing this right? It's my first day on the job. Please freeze

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Izuku, as Green Lightning: Don't worry, Eggman's an egghead. And by Eggman I mean Shigaraki

Shigaraki: What did you call me?!

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Orenji, watching what's going down at the USJ: Oh, I should... uh... I-I guess he's got it handled. I'll just, I mean, it'd be really awkward if I walked in now, so...

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Dabi, stealing the marble from Todoroki: Yes, Todoroki Shouto, I got'cha bitch! Got 'em in the palm of my hands!

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Sora: Hey. Wristband. Tell me my future

Wristband: Your future is: Undetermined

Sora: Well, that's pretty lame, I spent like 20 hours making you

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Izuku, after getting teleported by AFO: Well, that was weird. Dematerialzing, rematerializing.

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Sora: Well, fortunately we made it here to the computer room. Hey- hey Midoriya. Hey Midoriya, hey Midoriya.

Izuku: Yeah

Sora: We found- we- we found the computer room.

Izuku: Oh fuck, the c o m p u t e r r o o m.

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Kurogiri, teleporting to Shigaraki at the USJ after Iida escaped: The instant ramen's been released! We need to go, NOW

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Izuku at Mirio: Going through the floor. Who do you think you are, Danny Phantom or something?

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Shigaraki: *violent coughing*

Green Lightning (Izuku): Oh d- dude, you alright?

Shigaraki: *more violent coughing*

Green Lightning: You good? Good? You need a lozenge?

Eraserhead: Oh my god, who the fuck is that?

Green Lightning: Just let him have- just give him a second to clear his throat.

Shigaraki: *violent coughing switches to evil laughter* ...Welcome to Tilted Towers

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Spinner: My name is Memphis, Tennessee, and I'm part lizard.

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Akari: What happened to my quirk?

All for One: Oh, Shadow the Hedgehog, you don't know? There's a new trend going around online called "kinning."

*calling Akari "Shadow" fits bc. If you've seen Akari's design. Yeah that's fair.*

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All for One: And there's NOTHING you can do to STOP me! *villainous laugh*

Izuku, unphased: I can, um, kick your ass. Right now.

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Dabi: Look at this orb. Inside, you'll see the future. In your future it looks like you'll kiss seven girls. How lucky for you

Todoroki: Jokes on you! If you truly knew me, you'd know I'm gay

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Mr. Compress: Here, come to my house. C'mon, let's just go.

Izuku: Wha- *gets shrunk*

Mr. Compress: To my house.

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Shinsou: I'm tired all the time

Sora: Oh I fuckin' feel you there buddy. Insomnia, am I right?

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Shigaraki: Hey, gamers. Were you talking about Fortnite? No, I'm not even gonna pretend you were talking about Fortnite. I just really love bringing up my favorite game whenever I can

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Akari: I, too, have insomnia, but unlike you mine is not caused by depression. Mine is because I play so much Fortnite. I stay up late and go to Tilted Towers.

Akari: I dont actually play Fortnite- I don't know any other places

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Shigaraki: Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here cuz I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.

Toga: I'd like to be in the friendzone! I'd like friends!

Shigaraki: It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect

Orenji: Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!

Shigaraki: That just makes you a beta cuck. That's the difference between you and I; I'm an alpha gamer.

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Hatsume: That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I got in eBay for $7.

Natsuki: It's so cool. Can I add it to my rock collection?

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Mr. Compress, talking about shrinking Green Lightning: You see, I had to trap Green Lightning in the hell dimension 'cause he disrespected gamers.

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Akari, sitting in the League of Villain's basement: Maybe if I- if I keep thinking really hard, my hands will get clean. I really would like to eat.

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Shigaraki: We'll have an ARMY of GAMERS to take on the world with

Kurogiri: Y'know you say that like it's a threatening thing, but have you ever seen a gamer in real life before?

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Shinsou: I hope you're happy with yourself

Hatsume: I am happy with myself! I have a positive mental attitude!

Shinsou:... God, I wish that were me

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Akari, trying to move their hand after Shigaraki disintegrated it: Oh this? It's my arm.

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Akari: I've also been eating rocks. That's- that's my go-to when I've been captured.

Kirishima, nervously: Rocks?

Akari: Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah, they're pretty good.

Kirishima: NUH-UH-UH! THAT'S NOT FOOD!

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Izuku: Why don't you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting, long winded, monologue?

Toga and or Orenji: Oh, okay. Yes. So, once upon a time...

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Orenji: Why are you so rude?

Shigaraki: Why are you so goddamn pale? Now, get the fuck away from me!

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All for One: *long winded monologue*

Izuku: so I'm just gonna let you keep talking and I'm just gonna meditate over here

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Izuku, trying to escape the LOV: I need to sneak outside the-

Akari, running into him: Oh!

Izuku: Shit!

Akari: Yeah- right back at ya, friend!

Izuku: What are you doing here?

*alarms start going off*

Akari: Uh...

Izuku: Aw, shit, what did you do?!

Akari: I JUST SNEAKED!

Both of them, running: GODDAMMIT!

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Akari: I'm so glad we're outside. It's been like- a week? I've lost track of time- I'm not sure if I'm a person

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Green Lightning running into Akari for the first time: Hey. Oh, I haven't met you, twink.

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Shinsou: What did we just do. Did we do that together? Was that like a gay thing?

Izuku: It's always a gay thing

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Akari: Hungry. Hungry is a good mood. I've eaten nothing but rocks, as I've said, for a while. Some plants would be a nice change to rocks. ... I think I'm starting to hallucinate, it's been a while- I just keep getting kidnapped

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Shinsou, looking at the latest news story about what Green Lightning is up to: I've been told. To think about the ocean. When I'm stressed. And I'm looking at that, and I'm real stressed

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All for One: How many times are you gonna run. I've captured you 17 different times!

Izuku: ...I feel like it's gonna be at least 18.

All for One: ...the audacity of this bitch

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Hatsume: The beach. ...Count how many sand is here Garby. That's your first mission

Garby's visor: 1... 2... 3... 4...

Natsuki: Why the fuck would you make him do that?

Hatsume: It passes the time

Garby's visor: 5... 6... 7...

Natsuki: It's gonna take so long! Hatsume!

Garby's visor: 8... 9... 10... 11...

Natsuki: It's gonna be so annoying!

Garby's visor: 12... 13...

Hatsume: I'm curious what he thinks the number is

Garby's visor: 14... 15...16...17...

Natsuki: No! He's just gonna be counting forever!

Garby's visor: 18... 19...

Hatsume: Perhaps.

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Akari: You silly feeble-minded little gay

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Akari: Oh no. I'm having a flashback

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Akari: This is. Awkward. I dont know any of you guys, and you're all acting like, "Oh man, it's so sad!" and like, I want to feel sad too, but I don't know you. So like...

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Izuku: First I have to take care of this... alpha... gamer... incel guy, I guess

Akari: Yep, that's the plot