#I think it would be so cool

[watchyourbuck]

K but who do I bribe to make sure we get a hang of the queer gang, just hen and karen and josh and tommy and others inviting Buck out and them just. Hanging and bonding. Like, I need that for my health.

Didn’t they just go to family feud

[childofwonder]

Now that I’ve finished reading Hannibal, if there’s a season 4 and they introduce Clarice she should be the surrogate daughter in the murder family. Cuz in the book Clarice is both a replacement of Misha, her embodiment and she is herself in control over Hannibal and in a romantic sexual relationship with him, WHICH IS WHAT WILL GRAHAM IS IN THE SHOW SO SHE WOULD JUST BE THE DAUGHTER. and like it works with Clarice needing to find/replace her father in the world just like Will needing a place for Abigail or a child in his life. IT WORKS OKAY.

and if you put Ardelia in the story it works too because they had a SERIOUSLY CLOSE FRIENDSHIP, BORDERING A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP. Like they are family. Ardelia is literally just Clarice Starlings Molly Foster Graham and I adore her for that.

[laney-rockin]

I would love a Star Trek series with two Vulcan's who do NOT understand each other while speaking their native language because they grew up in different regions and the differences in how they speak affect how they talk to each other in Vulcan.

(Kinda the Vulcan equivalent of Canadian French vs France French.)

[froginninjago]

Day 42: Really Quick but-

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

"Oni/dragons act like cats!"

"They act like their own creatures never before seen!"

Hear me out: MOTHS

[samethstarr]

I've decided that next year will be the year I put out my comic. It's within my ability to at least start. If I don't finish then whatever, but at least I started.

[pet-rock-from-hell]

oagh i cant draw rn but i wanna make a comic so bad.

i could do so many fucked up backgrounds i’ve had ideas god damn

[popcorn-plots]

Some killer song lyrics I thought of in the Starbucks drive thru before school:

Her lips tasted of warm caramel, laced with the bitter cup of guilt

[scoticus]

I keep having intrusive thoughts about chopping my beard off and cutting my hair and rocking a stache and mullet

[tizzymcwizzy]

this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)

you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!

and you can order a print/poster here from my inprnt!

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

[faggotstump]

they should make a :D emoji with a tooth gap

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton wishes he had FNAF Movie Mike's life,,

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure