We talk about Hobie playing wingman for Gwiles but like can you imagine Hobie giving PAVITR advice?
Like you expect me to believe this dork Pavitr bagged Gayatri on whimsy and huge muscles alone? (Okay maybe he did but STILL)
He sees how cool and chill and ~mysterious~ Hobie is and how much people LOVES it so Pavitr asks (begs) him for advice
He wants Gayatri to think he's COOL teach me how to be cool Hobie he begs
And of course this is HOBIE.
Supportive cocky-ass Hobie of course he's like 'don't even sweat it mate ive got you'
Now Pavitrs walking around saying the corniest lines and the most cryptic of statements cause HEY IF IT WORKS FOR HOBIE
BONUS POINTS!!! If Hobie recommends the 'Hey' thing himself because despite the fact he and Aaron do not know each other they both got game and take recognize game okay
So Hobie is like 'you put your hand on her shoulder, yeah? You look her right in the eye and you say 'Hey 😈'
And Pavitrs like 'ok got it'
Goes up to her, puts his hand on her shoulder and goes...
"Hi Gayatri 😁"
Spider-Punks watching from a nearby skyscraper like 'bruv... not what I said 😭😭'
And somehow it works still
Hobie Brown giving Rizz Lessons like an older brother. At the boathouse giving a lecture.
Gwen and Pavitr on the floor taking notes cause they're hopeless messes who have not yet realized that Hobie in fact has no rizz, no one can understand him and he running off of his tall dark and handsome privilege
After Pavitr and Gayatri get together Pavitr introduces her to Hobie. Five minutes into the conversation he jokingly goes 'I'll do it, but not because you told me to-'
And Gayatri's like 'oh that's where he gets it from. okay. my boyfriend is a dork. gotcha.'
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fun fact peppino's last name is spaghetti
Can this guy get any better?
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Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]
Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--
Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]
Me:
Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually
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